“Hey u avail?? Wats the cheapest deal you can do for me please?”

It’s my first day of running a brothel and I’m too scared to pick up the phone. I’m not a madam; I’m a mum with a blended family of six kids. Last night, I cooked spaghetti and read bedtime stories. This morning, I poured cereal and packed lunchboxes. But all day long, I get texts like this: “Hey do you have toys or suck without a condom thanx.”

I wonder, “Is that how