idway through 2024, Channel Nine, forever the masters of the moment, featured a reality TV show entitled During this four-week spectacle, four couples, most of whose daily devotion to junk-food consumption, smoking and alcohol hardly qualified them for gold-pass membership to an ensemble of longevity devotees, underwent a lifestyle overhaul embracing regular exercise, a healthy diet, stress reduction and adequate sleep to observe who could de-age the most. While these adjustments were hardly revolutionary, one