Pure Speculation
By Jay MacLeod
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Stories and poems by Jay MacLeod.
Contained herein:
A robot wife. A man who has lost the plot. A doggpleganger. An AC/DC concert. A kidnap victim. Zombies. Broke people. Ghosts. Space vampires. Call centre workers. Newlyweds. Bukowski.
Jay MacLeod
Jay MacLeod is from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
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Pure Speculation - Jay MacLeod
Pure Speculation
Stories and Poems
by Jay MacLeod
Copyright 2011 Jay MacLeod
Smashwords Edition
Pure Speculation
Pure Speculation is a collection of stories and poems by Jay MacLeod.
It was written and published in 2011.
Jay MacLeod is the sole author of this work. It is copyright Jay MacLeod. All rights are reserved.
This particular edition was published at Smashwords
Smashwords Edition, License Notes
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Jay MacLeod can be reached by email:
jay.m.writing@gmail.com
He would enjoy hearing feedback from you about this collection.
Jay also has a blog which he updates fairly often regarding his writing and publishing activities. It is called Rejects Harbour
Jay would like to thank you for reading Pure Speculation. He would also like to thank those who helped, directly or indirectly, while he was writing it. This includes family, friends and co-workers.
Jay's novel Dear Editor is also available through Smashwords.
Publication Note
Stories and poems in this collection have appeared in the following places:
Niteblade Fantasy and Horror
Death Head Grin
Flash Fiction Offensive
Sleep, Snort & Fuck
The Gloaming
Pellucid Lunacy: An Anthology of Psychological Horror
Hungur
Polluto
This Mutant Life
Liquid Imagination
Scissors and Spackle
Artifice
Star*Line
Table of Contents
Stories
Hometown Flash Trilogy
Eraser
Web_3.0
Adam Got Out
Sunday You Need Love
My Husband’s Nervous Breakdown in Five Minutes or Less
Minotaur
We Meet Again
Drifters in the Void
Notes From Nowhere
Ghosts of Brunswick Street
GODDAMN AC/DC DAY
Poems
William Carlos Williams with Cannibals
Nights of Boiling Oil
The Trick
Drifters in the Void
Josh and What He Came Back With
Latest Weapon
Final Transmission
Web 3.0
The Fragging of Captain Yorke
Public Witness Program
All Our Children
Bravo Company
At the Outset
Hank
To His Sweetie, Some Years On, With Gratitude
Ledge
Even Better Than the Real Thing
Afterwords
Hometown Flash Trilogy
1. UTC-4
Sometimes I check up on my hometown.
There are webcams trained on City Hall, the river, and the fake light house.
Wait a second.
They’ve placed a camera on the Old Train Station.
The OTS has been sitting abandoned and dilapidated for 30 years. I understand it is being turned into a liquor store. Soon you will be able to see people from my town buying booze twenty-four and seven.
A camera is now in the middle of Officer’s Square.
It is after three a.m. You can’t see the English Army Barracks. Nobody seems to have vandalized the statue of The Old Guy lately.
A truck just crossed the bridge from the South Side. No pedestrians are out. There are many call centres on the North Side, or there were when I lived there. I guess they must be closed for the night.
The slush is ankle-thick in front of City Hall.
It’s the middle of the week so nobody’s stumbling home from The Tannery except this one guy who did just now.
The new convention center is called Chancery Place
.
It has been many years since I was back.
We have high hopes you will come and visit.
--
2. Notes from Home
The next time I am back it will be raining insects and mud.
The weather has been brutal here: red dust everywhere!
We will have to go camping. Do you know if they still have the UFO theme park?
The photographs of the coastal road are lovely. The sky is the perfect shade of blue. The driftwood looks perfectly natural sitting in the middle of the highway. Somebody should clear that away!
Yes, I received your email.
I am sorry to say I do not have an extra five grand. This is a real shame. If I did somehow have that amount, we could do lots of cool things. It would cover at least a couple of road trips to the States. We’d attend rock festivals, stay at motels, and eat at steak houses.
We could have one hell of a summer.
Again, it’s the hospital bills. I’m sure you understand. We need to hold onto our cash just in case the embassy requires us to leave in a hurry.
Don’t worry, we’re staying safe.
Please be sure to send pictures of the construction this year.
Hi to everyone and especially the guys in the kitchen.
--
3. Be In This Place
In his hometown the trees are miles high and the rivers routinely flood the banks.
College kids smoke cheroots on the train bridge. They play in jam bands and bathe in patchouli. Each year one or two graduates will choose to stay and start families. They are thanked for contributing to the tax base.
The workers live in duplexes they have built themselves. The bureaucrats wake up