Pinch Me
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Now Darius has to face an ordinary day in the twelfth grade, suffering through remedial English and wondering what happened to the last three years, let alone all his fans and money. He desperately wants to return to his old life, but he is starting to worry that maybe this is reality, and it was his other life that was the dream.
Gabrielle Prendergast
Gabrielle Prendergast is the award-winning author of numerous books for children and teens. She won the BC Book Prize for her YA sci-fi novel Zero Repeat Forever and the Westchester Award for her YA novel Audacious. After years of working in social welfare and the music and film industries, Gabrielle began writing books when she became a mother so that she could work from home. She is the author of Aftershock and Flash Flood in the Orca Anchor series. Gabrielle lives in East Vancouver.
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Pinch Me - Gabrielle Prendergast
Acknowledgements
Chapter One
I tripped over a girl at the top the of the stairs. Landing with a dull thump, I was grateful for the expensive shag carpet. This was the fourth semiconscious girl I’d seen since I left the stragglers of the party in the pool house. The girl giggled a little and curled into a ball under the side table. Her miniskirt rode up at the back, and I could see her pink panties. They were the color of a fruity cocktail and made me feel a bit nauseous.
Maybe that last daiquiri was a bad idea.
Billy?
I called out. He had to be up there. Probably in my office. My office. That was a laugh. The only person to do officey type stuff in there was Billy—my manager. Right now he wasn’t managing very well. My Bel Air mansion was full of drunk and/or unconscious groupies. Both male and female. And at least a few who seemed to be a bit of both. It was Billy’s idea to have a party after the Teen Picks Awards show I’d hosted. Now he could get these leeches out of here.
BILLY?!
Mercifully, someone downstairs turned off the music. Finally. There were only so many times I could listen to my own songs.
I heard Billy’s voice coming from my office.
It’s a great facility,
he said in a cheerful voice. You’ll like it much better than the other places.
A gruff rumble was the only reply. I pushed the door open.
Billy was leaning on the desk. My dad was slumped in a chair in front of him.
Darius!
Billy said. I thought you’d gone to bed.
I rubbed my face. I was wiped out. I knew I should go to bed. But I didn’t trust Billy not to bail on me and leave all these strangers in my house.
Can you clear everyone out?
I asked. It came out pretty slurred, but Billy got the idea.
Sure thing, Darius. Hey, great news! Your dad has agreed to go to rehab.
Again?
Dad just mumbled from the chair. He was obviously wasted.
Where to this time?
I asked. And how much is it going to cost me?
Don’t worry. It’s affordable,
Billy said.
That didn’t mean much. I was a multimillionaire teen R & B sensation. One of the richest teens on earth. Rehab on the space station would have been affordable to me.
Whatever,
I said. This would be the third time in two years I’d paid for my dad to go to rehab. It was getting a little old. As long as you arrange everything. And kick all these losers out of my house.
I stumbled out of there, trying to wipe the image of my old drunk dad out of my mind. I wondered how long he’d last in rehab this time. Two weeks was his record. Maybe he’d beat it.
My bedroom was downstairs. But I didn’t think I’d make it back there without falling over again. So I decided to sleep in the video-games room. I pushed the door open and fell onto the big leather couch. Lucky for me, it was unoccupied. That would have been awkward.
The room spun around me as I wriggled out of my jeans. I was grateful for the leather couch. At least if I barfed it would be easy to clean up. My cleaning lady, Gloria, already thought I was a degenerate. I doubted I could have sunk any lower in her eyes.
I rolled over and focused on the dim ceiling in hopes that the room would stop spinning. It didn’t really help, but it gave me time to think. Not that I really wanted to. My life was a mess. The awards show had gone okay, and my latest album was selling well. But everything else was a disaster. I’d been matched in the tabloids with another starlet—Jo-Dee Justice—whose synth-pop music made my stuff sound like Mozart.
To make things worse, Billy thought I should take Jo-Dee Justice out in public. He was worried about the rumors that I was gay. As if it mattered. Actually, it turned out she was gay. She swore me to secrecy on our first date.
She begged me to help her career by pretending we were together. I didn’t want to make a scene in the fancy restaurant, so I agreed.
Suddenly I had a lesbian girlfriend. Yay me.
The problem was, she kept other girls away. And I kind of wanted a real girlfriend. For the past four years girls had been throwing themselves at me. I indulged once in a while. Who wouldn’t? But it was never very long before they wanted money and cars and help with their careers.
That was getting pretty old too.
I was getting old. I was nearly eighteen and already bored with life. It had been four years since a cheesy love-song video I’d made in my backyard had gone viral and turned me into an R & B superstar. Since then it felt like I’d been everywhere and done everything. I’d grown up on the red carpet and TV talk shows. I fell out of limos in front of the top nightclubs. I survived multiple disgusting or bizarre rumors. And I spent