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    How To Understand Women Through Their Cats
    How To Understand Women Through Their Cats
    How To Understand Women Through Their Cats
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    How To Understand Women Through Their Cats

    By Wendy Diamond

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    Have you ever noticed that both women and cats are inscrutable?

    Just when you think you know what makes them purr, they jump off your lap and walk away with a flick of their tails. Don’t give up the chase. Wendy Diamond has found the solution and she’s going to share it with you.
    First, think over this fact: Millions of women share their homes with kitties. Now consider this: The feminine mystique has been closely tied to the cat’s characteristics—cryptic, independent, graceful, changeable, aloof, curious, and finicky—for centuries. So doesn’t is make sense that if you study different felines, you’ll learn more about the ladies who love them?
    Through Wendy’s professional experience as founder and editorial director of Animal Fair magazine as well as her extensive research, she has compiled a light-hearted dating guide that will tell you what to expect from twenty-two types of luscious lasses who own certain breeds. Will the Siamese woman keep you up all night chatting? Which is naughtier, a tabby or a tortie? Who will be the real hunter in your relationship—you or Ms. Maine Coon? Open this book and find out.
    When a couple lives together, it’s an artful compromise and special dance. Throw a pet into the mix, and you would be asking for trouble. To that end, Wendy has provided humorous tips on how to comfortably cohabitate as a pair when kitty makes three. She also answers the age-old question, “Who is really responsible for cleaning the litter box?”
    We’ve all heard about cat ladies: you know, those women who own more than one kitty. Count how many of them live in your lover’s abode and find out what you can expect from her.
    And when you do meet the mate of your dreams, you’ll be as crazy for her as a cat is for catnip.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWendy Diamond
    Release dateApr 10, 2017
    ISBN9781370656776
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      How To Understand Women Through Their Cats - Wendy Diamond

      How To Understand Women Through Their Cats

      How to Understand Women Through Their Cats

      By Wendy Diamond

      Copyright 2017 Wendy Diamond

      Smashwords Edition

      Dedication

      To all those lucky people who find love through woman’s best friend and to Pasha Diamond, may she rest in peace.

      Contents

      Introduction

      Chapter One

      A Brief History of Cats and Women

      Chapter Two

      Cat Breeds

      Chapter Three

      Cat Colors

      Chapter Four

      How to Live with a Cat Woman

      Chapter Five

      Cat Lady One… Two… Three…

      Chapter Six

      Places to Rescue Your Perfect Cat

      About the Author

      Introduction

      I simply can’t resist a cat, particularly the purring one. They are the cleanliest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you of course.

      Henry W. Fisher, Abroad with Mark Twain and Eugene Field

      I had so many requests and inquiries from men after they read my last book, How to Understand Men Through Their Dogs, to find out more about women and their pets, I decided to write this book, How to Understand Women Through Their Cats. If dog is man’s best friend, then it’s safe to say that cat is woman’s best friend. There are still eighty-five million singles in the United States looking for the perfect match, and through this book I hope to help men better understand their feline counterparts. The feminine mystique has been closely tied to the cat’s characteristics--mysterious, independent, graceful, changeable, aloof, curious, finicky, and so on--for centuries. A man can learn more about the woman in his life he wants to impress, date, or marry by the cat she owns and their shared personality traits. He will discover what makes the woman he adores purr, why his catlike companion takes her claws out when she does, whether his queen really is a feline fatale, and ultimately who is this unexplainable and timeless female creature that has captured men’s hearts since the beginning of time!

      In Chapter One, I provide you with a lesson in cat history and provide accurate accounts of how women and cats have shared some challenging and golden olden times. There are more than eighty-five million cats in the United States, and guaranteed that women share their lives with a lot of them. Since women naturally identify with cats, I explore the personality traits of the top twenty breeds of cat in the United States. Through research, my professional work experience as founder and editorial director of Animal Fair magazine, and personally knowing many women with cats, in Chapter Two, I humorously compare the shared characteristics of each cat breed with its female owners. I provide men with the missing formula they all have been endlessly searching for: Will the Siamese Woman keep you up all night chatting? Who’s the real hunter in your relationship--you or Ms. Main Coon? Is Ms. Manx a leader in her relationships, or does she always tail behind? I take my findings one step farther in Chapter Three and delightfully describe different types of women by the color of the cats they choose. Will a man be lucky or unlucky with a black or white cat? Which color of a cat needs more time at the gym? Is a tabby or tortie more naughty?

      When a man and a woman live together, it’s an artful compromise and special dance that the two create together. In Chapter Four, I give men comical special tips on how to comfortably cohabitate with a woman and her cat(s), incorporating their unique habits, likes, and pet peeves. What do you do if your girlfriend or wife’s cat insists on sleeping in your bed and then keeps you up all night? When is

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