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    Miss Lulu Bett
    Miss Lulu Bett
    Miss Lulu Bett
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    Miss Lulu Bett

    By Zona Gale

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    'Miss Lulu Bet' is a novel by American writer Zona Gale, later adapted for the stage. The story concerns a woman, Lulu, who lives with her sister's family, essentially acting as a servant. She does not complain about her position, but is not happy. When her brother-in-law's brother, Ninian, comes to visit, there is a certain attraction between them. While joking around one evening they find themselves accidentally married, due to the laws of the state requiring little more than wedding vows to be recited while a magistrate is in the room for a marriage to count as legal. On learning this, Ninian and Lulu decide they like the idea of being married, and choose to remain together.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGood Press
    Release dateNov 26, 2019
    ISBN4057664630971
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    Zona Gale

    "I donno," said Mary, thoughtfully, "but what, when folks stop chasing after Christmas and driving it before them, Christmas may turn around and come to find them.""Why," said Simeon, "everybody in town's talking that they ain't going to give anybody anything for Christmas. Some means it and some don't. Some'll do it and some'll back out. But the churches has decided to omit Christmas exercises altogether this year. Some thought to have speaking pieces, but everybody concluded if they had exercises without oranges and candy the children'd go home disappointed, so they've left the whole thing slide" - [Christmas, Zona Gale]

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      Miss Lulu Bett - Zona Gale

      Zona Gale

      Miss Lulu Bett

      Published by Good Press, 2022

      goodpress@okpublishing.info

      EAN 4057664630971

      Table of Contents

      I

      II

      III

      IV

      V

      VI

      VI. SEPTEMBER

      I

      Table of Contents

      APRIL

      The Deacons were at supper. In the middle of the table was a small, appealing tulip plant, looking as anything would look whose sun was a gas jet. This gas jet was high above the table and flared, with a sound.

      Better turn down the gas jest a little, Mr. Deacon said, and stretched up to do so. He made this joke almost every night. He seldom spoke as a man speaks who has something to say, but as a man who makes something to say.

      Well, what have we on the festive board to-night? he questioned, eyeing it. Festive was his favourite adjective. Beautiful, too. In October he might be heard asking: Where's my beautiful fall coat?

      We have creamed salmon, replied Mrs. Deacon gently. On toast, she added, with a scrupulous regard for the whole truth. Why she should say this so gently no one can tell. She says everything gently. Her Could you leave me another bottle of milk this morning? would wring a milkman's heart.

      Well, now, let us see, said Mr. Deacon, and attacked the principal dish benignly. "Let us see," he added, as he served.

      I don't want any, said Monona.

      The child Monona was seated upon a book and a cushion, so that her little triangle of nose rose adultly above her plate. Her remark produced precisely the effect for which she had passionately hoped.

      "What's this? cried Mr. Deacon. No salmon?"

      No, said Monona, inflected up, chin pertly pointed. She felt her power, discarded her sir.

      Oh now, Pet! from Mrs. Deacon, on three notes. You liked it before.

      I don't want any, said Monona, in precisely her original tone.

      Just a little? A very little? Mr. Deacon persuaded, spoon dripping;

      The child Monona made her lips thin and straight and shook her head until her straight hair flapped in her eyes on either side. Mr. Deacon's eyes anxiously consulted his wife's eyes. What is this? Their progeny will not eat? What can be supplied?

      Some bread and milk! cried Mrs. Deacon brightly, exploding on bread. One wondered how she thought of it.

      No, said Monona, inflection up, chin the same. She was affecting indifference to this scene, in which her soul delighted. She twisted her head, bit her lips unconcernedly, and turned her eyes to the remote.

      There emerged from the fringe of things, where she perpetually hovered, Mrs. Deacon's older sister, Lulu Bett, who was making her home with us. And that was precisely the case. They were not making her a home, goodness knows. Lulu was the family beast of burden.

      Can't I make her a little milk toast? she asked Mrs. Deacon.

      Mrs. Deacon hesitated, not with compunction at accepting Lulu's offer, not diplomatically to lure Monona. But she hesitated habitually, by nature, as another is by nature vivacious or brunette.

      Yes! shouted the child Monona.

      The tension relaxed. Mrs. Deacon assented. Lulu went to the kitchen. Mr. Deacon served on. Something of this scene was enacted every day. For Monona the drama never lost its zest. It never occurred to the others to let her sit without eating, once, as a cure-all. The Deacons were devoted parents and the child Monona was delicate. She had a white, grave face, white hair, white eyebrows, white lashes. She was sullen, anaemic. They let her wear rings. She toed in. The poor child was the late birth of a late marriage and the principal joy which she had provided them thus far was the pleased reflection that they had produced her at all.

      Where's your mother, Ina? Mr. Deacon inquired. Isn't she coming to her supper?

      Tantrim, said Mrs. Deacon, softly.

      Oh, ho, said he, and said no more.

      The temper of Mrs. Bett, who also lived with them, had days of high vibration when she absented herself from the table as a kind of self-indulgence, and no one could persuade her to food. Tantrims, they called these occasions.

      Baked potatoes, said Mr. Deacon. That's good—that's good. The baked potato contains more nourishment than potatoes prepared in any other way. The nourishment is next to the skin. Roasting retains it.

      That's what I always think, said his wife pleasantly.

      For fifteen years they had agreed about this.

      They ate, in the indecent silence of first savouring food. A delicate crunching of crust, an odour of baked-potato shells, the slip and touch of the silver.

      Num, num, nummy-num! sang the child Monona loudly, and was hushed by both parents in simultaneous exclamation which rivalled this lyric outburst. They were alone at table. Di, daughter of a wife early lost to Mr. Deacon, was not there. Di was hardly ever there. She was at that age. That age, in Warbleton.

      A clock struck the half hour.

      It's curious, Mr. Deacon observed, how that clock loses. It must be fully quarter to. He consulted his watch. It is quarter to! he exclaimed with satisfaction. I'm pretty good at guessing time.

      I've noticed that! cried his Ina.

      Last night, it was only twenty-three to, when the half hour struck, he reminded her.

      Twenty-one, I thought. She was tentative, regarded him with arched eyebrows, mastication suspended.

      This point was never to be settled. The colloquy was interrupted by the child Monona, whining for her toast. And the doorbell rang.

      Dear me! said Mr. Deacon. What can anybody be thinking of to call just at meal-time?

      He trod the hall, flung open the street door. Mrs. Deacon listened. Lulu, coming in with the toast, was warned to silence by an uplifted finger. She deposited the toast, tiptoed to her chair. A withered baked potato and cold creamed salmon were on her plate. The child Monona ate with shocking appreciation. Nothing could be made of the voices in the hall. But Mrs. Bett's door was heard softly to unlatch. She, too, was listening.

      A ripple of excitement was caused in the dining-room when Mr. Deacon was divined to usher some one to the parlour. Mr. Deacon would speak with this visitor in a few moments, and now returned to his table. It was notable how slight a thing would give him a sense of self-importance. Now he felt himself a man of affairs, could not even have a quiet supper with his family without the outside world demanding him. He waved his hand to indicate it was nothing which they would know anything about, resumed his seat, served himself to a second spoon of salmon and remarked, More roast duck, anybody? in a loud voice and with a slow wink at his wife. That lady at first looked blank, as she always did in the presence of any humour couched with the least indirection, and then drew back her chin and caught her lower lip in her gold-filled teeth. This was her conjugal rebuking.

      Swedenborg always uses conjugial. And really this sounds more married. It should be used with reference to the Deacons. No one was ever more married than they—at least than Mr. Deacon. He made little conjugal jokes in the presence of Lulu who, now completely unnerved by the habit, suspected them where they did not exist, feared lurking entendre in the most innocent comments, and became more tense every hour of her life.

      And now the eye of the master of the house fell for the first time upon the yellow tulip in the centre of his table.

      "Well, well! he said. What's this?"

      Ina Deacon produced, fleetly, an unlooked-for dimple.

      Have you been buying flowers? the master inquired.

      Ask Lulu, said Mrs. Deacon.

      He turned his attention full upon Lulu.

      Suitors? he inquired, and his lips left their places to form a sort of ruff about the word.

      Lulu flushed, and her eyes and their very brows appealed.

      It was a quarter, she said. There'll be five flowers.

      "You bought it?"

      Yes. There'll be five—that's a nickel apiece.

      His tone was as methodical as if he had been talking about the bread.

      Yet we give you a home on the supposition that you have no money to spend, even for the necessities.

      His voice, without resonance, cleft air, thought, spirit, and even flesh.

      Mrs. Deacon, indeterminately feeling her guilt in having let loose the dogs of her husband upon Lulu, interposed: Well, but, Herbert—Lulu isn't strong enough to work. What's the use....

      She dwindled. For years the fiction had been sustained that Lulu, the family beast of burden, was not strong enough to work anywhere else.

      The justice business— said Dwight Herbert Deacon—he was a justice of the peace—and the dental profession— he was also a dentist—do not warrant the purchase of spring flowers in my home.

      Well, but, Herbert— It was his wife again.

      No more, he cried briefly, with a slight bend of his head. Lulu meant no harm, he added, and smiled at Lulu.

      There was a moment's silence into which Monona injected a loud Num, num, num-my-num, as if she were the burden of an Elizabethan lyric. She seemed to close the incident. But the burden was cut off untimely. There was, her father reminded her portentously, company in the parlour.

      When the bell rang, I was so afraid something had happened to Di, said Ina sighing.

      Let's see, said Di's father. Where is little daughter to-night?

      He must have known that she was at Jenny Plow's at a tea party, for at noon they had talked of nothing else; but this was his way. And Ina played his game, always. She informed him, dutifully.

      "Oh, ho," said he, absently. How could he be expected to keep his mind on these domestic trifles.

      We told you that this noon, said Lulu.

      He frowned, disregarded her. Lulu had no delicacy.

      How much is salmon the can now? he inquired abruptly—this was one of his forms of speech, the can, the pound, the cord.

      His partner supplied this information with admirable promptness. Large size, small size, present price, former price—she had them all.

      Dear me, said Mr. Deacon. That is very nearly salmoney, isn't it?

      Herbert! his Ina admonished, in gentle, gentle reproach. Mr. Deacon punned, organically. In talk he often fell silent and then asked some question, schemed to permit his vice to flourish. Mrs. Deacon's return was always automatic: "Herbert!"

      Whose Bert? he said to this. I thought I was your Bert.

      She shook her little head. You are a case, she told him. He beamed upon her. It was his intention to be a case.

      Lulu ventured in upon this pleasantry, and cleared her throat. She was not hoarse, but she was always clearing her throat.

      The butter is about all gone, she observed. Shall I wait for the butter-woman or get some creamery?

      Mr. Deacon now felt his little

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