Waking Up: Life on a Small 'Humane' Farm
By Vicky Hamill
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You cannot carry passengers on a smallholding. This is what I had been told. I didn’t like it but I believed it to be true. Everything has to earn its keep.
Be strong.
Onion had his head chopped off… we ate him
Vicky Hamill’s childhood love of animals in
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Waking Up - Vicky Hamill
2QT Limited (Publishing)
Settle, North Yorkshire BD24 9BZ United Kingdom
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To the animals
Chapter 1
1981, Orkney
Geese mate for life. I know that now.
Onion and Sage waddled everywhere together, eating together, sleeping together and washing, oh, so much washing. They had the cleanest, whitest feathers you could ever come across. Often, when the cows came to the water for a drink, they would find these two geese swimming and splashing about in the trough: ‘Sorry, no room for cows in here.’
I would call them from across the field and they would start running, a running waddle, towards me, honking, high pitched and joyful. Then, as they came closer, it would turn into a race. They would extend their wings out, flap, flap, flap as they ran, somehow thinking that this would make them go faster. The honking would get more frantic, ‘I’m first. No, me, I’m first!’ Pushing, shoving and the honking, now a noise more like raucous laughter. Once they reached me, they would get their reward: cabbage leaves or cooked tatties, or a cuddle, each was as good as the other to these guys.
In the spring, Sage made a nest in an old tea chest and started laying eggs, one every couple of days. She had laid about six eggs when she went broody, fluffing out her feathers and covering the huge eggs with her downy blanket to keep them warm. She was a very attentive mum, turning her eggs, talking to them, and she would only leave them a few minutes each day while she ate and had a quick wash. Onion, the good husband, watched over her. We had seen Onion doing his ‘job’ for a few weeks before so we sat back, excited, waiting for the eggs to hatch.
Three weeks. Any time now. Four weeks… A-ny-time-now… Sage started getting restless, spending more time eating and less sitting… Four and a half weeks… She got up, walked away and left them.
We cracked one open. It was still an egg, a stinking egg, but an egg; no chick. We cracked another and another; no chicks. Onion had been firing blanks. He was not, could not, do his job as a gander.
You cannot carry passengers on a small-holding. This is what I had been told. I didn’t like it but I believed it to be true. Everything has to earn its keep.
Be strong.
Onion had his head chopped off … we ate him.
∞
Sage didn’t know where Onion had gone. She wandered around the edge of the field looking for him, calling him. She hardly ate, didn’t play in the water trough any more or come running when I called her. She was always by the fence, as if she thought he might be in the next field. First of all she called loudly but after a few days her head went down and she honked quietly, just talking to herself. So sad. She didn’t understand why he had left her.
A few weeks passed and then, not a moment too soon, she got a new friend.
We only had three sheep at this point: Lassie, Lola and Lucy. Lassie and Lola were best buddies and Lucy was a bit of an outsider. She was young and in lamb for the first time.
Lucy and Sage struck up a weird and wonderful friendship. Sheep and goose. A bit tentative at first then, after a few days, they were going everywhere together. They were never apart. Sage and Lucy. Lucy and Sage. Sage started washing again, flapping around in the trough as Lucy tried to take a drink, then Lucy would lie down and Sage would snuggle right into her warm, fleecy coat. She didn’t come running any more when I called her but Lucy finally had a buddy and Sage seemed happy again.
The weather was getting warmer. Spring was on its way. Lucy, clever girl, lambed beautifully all by herself. Two beautiful little lambs. She loved them immediately. Sage had kept her distance during the birth and only watched as Mum washed her newborns clean but, once Mum was back on her feet and the babies were trying to work out how to use their legs, Sage thought it was time to say hello to the newcomers. She happily waddled closer.
Lucy’s maternal instinct took over and, without hesitation, the new mum chased Sage away. Sage tried again, then again and again; each time Lucy chased her further away from her babies. Finally Sage held back, watching from a distance. Occasionally she would take a few guarded steps towards the new family but a look from Lucy would turn her away again. After an hour or so, she waddled off aimlessly, once again alone and she couldn’t understand why.
She wandered