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    How to Write an Irish Play
    How to Write an Irish Play
    How to Write an Irish Play
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    How to Write an Irish Play

    By John Grissmer

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    In the Broadway Theater world, a new Irish play is always a happy event. We can be assured critics will praise it, and audiences will be moved by it.

    HOW TO WRITE AN IRISH PLAY is both an affectionate tribute and spoof of the great Irish plays and playwrights.

    If you read only one Irish play this year, make it HOW TO WRITE AN IRISH PLAY.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateJul 23, 2020
    ISBN9781728367194
    How to Write an Irish Play
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    John Grissmer

    John Grissmer has taught Theater courses at three major universities. GLORIOUS NOISE, his musical play about composer Charles Ives has been performed numerous times in Connecticut and New York. His other musical play, THE PERFECT GAME: Jim Naismith Invents Basketball has been performed at Xavier and Catholic Universities. He is also the author of THE GHOSTS OF ANTIETAM, a novel of alternative history in which U. S. President Hannibal Hamlin dodges civil war by making a clever political deal with Jefferson Davis. Published by Authorhouse. As a film maker he is the Producer/Writer of THE BRIDE starring Robin Strasser and John Beal, director of BLOOD RAGE starring Louise Lasser, and writer/director of the thriller classic SCALPEL, starring Robert Lansing and Judith Chapman. He thinks that HOW TO WRITE AN IRISH PLAY might make an interesting movie.

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      How to Write an Irish Play - John Grissmer

      © 2020 John Grissmer. All rights reserved.

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted

      by any means without the written permission of the author.

      Published by AuthorHouse 07/23/2020

      ISBN: 978-1-7283-6720-0 (sc)

      ISBN: 978-1-7283-6719-4 (e)

      Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed

      since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do

      not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

      CONTENTS

      Cast Breakdown

      Act I

      Act I Scene 2

      Act II Scene 1

      CAST BREAKDOWN

      Here’s the Cast Breakdown:

      CLYDE, An Irish guy, any age, he functions as the chorus, Master of Ceremonies, Main Narrator. Plays different roles at different times.

      MICK, Middle-aged owner of the Pub, the Horse’s Glass. We suspect him of murdering his wife and her lover.

      FR. TOM, Catholic priest, late 60s, with not a quick mind. Winds up in Heaven as a saint.

      GROGAN O’BRIEN, A Ford dealer, red-faced, age 58. Not too bright, but not exactly dumb either. Father of:

      GROGAN O’BRIEN, JR., A blandly pleasant young man in his mid-30s, known as JR, he falls tragically in love with ANNA.

      ANNA, An attractive leading lady, rich voice, strong presence. She is also the Goddess Dramanesta.

      THE PLOT/STORY, on a single set, the interior of the Horse’s Glass, a run-down dump of a country pub on the southwest coast of Ireland. CLYDE, with the aide of the GODDESS DRAMANESTA creates a stunning, classic, Irish play.

      ACT I

      (Lights up on the interior of a pub called The Horse’s Glass, located a half mile from the tall, sea coast rocks known as The Cliff’s of Saint Seymour in south-western Ireland. The interior of this pub is ugly, rundown, dim and dirty. There is a main entrance door somewhere, a door to the back room behind the bar, and a door to a single toilet anywhere the designer wants to put it. CLYDE, an interesting looking ageless male actor, enters from that door. A loud flush sound is heard all over the theatre. CLYDE seems lost in thought. HE looks at his hands, carefully inspecting them.)

      CLYDE

      (To audience)

      I forgot to wash me hands.

      (HE starts back, stops, looks at his hands again,

      and comes to a decision. HE speaks to the audience.)

      Oh, well. As everyone knows and agrees, the finest plays being written today come from Ireland. Irish playwrights are acknowledged the world over as masters of the dramatic art. So therefore it is my intention tonight to take you for a walk through of a typical Irish play, to give you a close-up experience of the qualities which make Irish plays the bosses of the theatrical world. Like a surgeon, we’re gonna take our scalpel to an Irish play, cut it open and see what makes it bleed.

      Now first off, consider the playing area. You’ll never find an Irish play set in a fancy French restaurant in Paris, that’s for sure. And there are a lot of other places as well that are not going to be the setting for an Irish play. So never mind them. There are only two settings for your Irish play. The shadowy, run-down parlor in somebody’s flat in Dublin. Or the grim, grimy, grungy-dirty, depressing, broken-down old country pub on the rocky southwest coast of Ireland, stuck out along a muddy back road where the constant sea wind whistles over the magical, misty green hills. Listen!

      (Erie wind sound)

      CLYDE (Cont.)

      This here dismal setting is designed to contrast with the charming and compelling characters that are going to captivate and entrance you. For as you know, top dog characterization is the hallmark of an Irish play. I’m the best of the lot in this particular example. My name is Clyde, filling the role as your central narrator kind of fella. Extremely likable, I am, with a mysterious hint of brawny masculine energy about me that pulls women my way, but at the same time warns them off a wee bit. It’s pretty clear there’s much more to me than meets the eye, and that I’ve got some kind of dark secret lurkin’ deep within me.

      (MICK, who looks like MICK, enters from a door behind the bar. HE places bottles of whiskey on the shelves.)

      MICK

      That is such bullshit!

      CLYDE

      Could ya be more specific?

      MICK

      Brawny masculine energy?

      CLYDE

      Allow me to present himself, Mick the Publican and Landlord of The Horse’s Glass.

      (MICK waves dismissively to the audience.)

      Mick is like the goalie in soccer, the back-stop, key player. The role looks easy, but the man who plays Mick must always be first-rate.

      MICK

      (Opening up the Dublin Times)

      Give it a rest, will ya Clyde.

      CLYDE

      You’d think he was truly annoyed at me or something.

      (MICK glares at CLYDE, then returns to his paper. Outer door opens and in comes FATHER TOM, a dignified priest of sixty who has an air of sadness about him.)

      CLYDE

      Ah, Father Tom. Good day to you Father Tom.

      FATHER TOM

      (Neutral)

      Good day to you, Clyde.

      (FATHER

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