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    Brain Benders: Awesome Jokes
    Brain Benders: Awesome Jokes
    Brain Benders: Awesome Jokes
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    Brain Benders: Awesome Jokes

    By Lisa Regan

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    Q: How can you make your money go a long way?
    A: Put your piggy bank in a rocket!

    Get ready to giggle yourself silly with this hilarious joke book. This awesome pocket collection contains 300 of all your favourite jokes and gags, from side-splitters to silly sniggers, and cosmic capers to laugh-out-loud classics. Perfect for kids aged 6+.

    ABOUT THE SERIES: Arcturus Publishing's Brain Benders series brings together collections of puzzles, activities and joke books for young readers. These entertaining reads are perfect for a rainy day!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherArcturus Publishing
    Release dateOct 25, 2019
    ISBN9781838579111
    Brain Benders: Awesome Jokes

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      Brain Benders - Lisa Regan

      Get ready to giggle! It’s chuckle time!

      Prepare for your sides to split, your eyes to water, and your tummy to wobble with hysterical laughter. It will be worse than being tickled! Much worse...

      This book is full of the silliest, craziest, and most amusing jokes around. There’s something for everyone. From knock knock jokes to classic chuckles, you’ll have your friends and family in stitches for hours… days… years… centuries! You’ll soon be known as the funniest person in the world.

      Take a deep breath and prepare for the best jokes ever! You and your friends will laugh so loudly everyone will want to join in.

      CRAZY CREATURES

      Which side of a porcupine is the sharpest?

      The outside.

      What do cats like to watch on television?

      The evening mews.

      Why was the firefly disappointed?

      Because her children weren’t very bright.

      What do you call a bear with no ears?

      B.

      What do cats eat for breakfast?

      Mice Krispies.

      What do sheep do when the weather’s hot?

      Have a baa-baa-cue.

      What do you get if you point a hair-dryer down a rabbit hole?

      Hot cross bunnies.

      What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

      An irrelephant.

      Why do giraffes have such long necks?

      Because they have very smelly feet.

      What goes oom oom?

      A cow walking backward.

      What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a tea party?

      A tyrannosaucer.

      Which game does an elephant love to play?

      Squash.

      Why are wolves like playing cards?

      They come in packs.

      What name did the snail give to his home?

      Michelle.

      What has a hundred legs and can see just as well from both ends?

      A centipede with its eyes shut.

      What’s green, cold-blooded, and follows the yellow brick road?

      The Lizard of Oz.

      What’s the difference between a fly and a bird?

      A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.

      What’s the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

      A weasel is weasily recognizable and a stoat is stoatily different!

      What does a cat rest its

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