Attack of the Giant Robot Chickens
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Alexander Smith
Alexander Smith is Lecturer in Sociology at the University of Huddersfield
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Attack of the Giant Robot Chickens - Alexander Smith
Chapter 1
My big brother’s hobby was the end of the world.
I don’t know why, but he was fascinated by it. He’d talk about it all the time, all the different ways that civilisation as we knew it could come crumbling down. I had to listen to his plans to escape from tsunamis, meteors, floods, aliens and his favourite, zombies. He would never shut up about zombies. The walls of his room were covered with maps, and he’d drawn all sorts of lines and arrows on them. He was ready for anything.
I never got it. I mean, he was a normal sixteen year old the rest of the time. He hung out with his friends, he got good marks at school. He even had a girlfriend, though I think she was as confused about his hobby as I was. I mean, he wasn’t even that geeky. Why would he have such a weird obsession?
I asked him about it once. He just shrugged.
I like to be prepared,
he’d said.
For what?
I asked. Zombies? Aliens? That’s never going to happen.
He’d laughed at that. I can still see him, standing above me, the light shining off his glasses and his blond hair. I guess you’re right.
So why do you do it?
He’d sat down to tie up the laces on his boot, bringing himself down to my level. I guess I just like the way it makes me feel. Safe. Like I’m prepared for anything, you know?
I thought about that for a moment. That’s kind of weird,
I told him.
He’d laughed again. He was always laughing. He never took anything really seriously. Yeah. But everyone’s a bit weird.
He’d stood up again, kicking his feet a few times to make sure that his shoes stayed on. Come on, little brother. Time to go to the movies.
Then he’d ruffled my hair and we’d left.
That had been eight months ago. I hadn’t seen him since.
I shook myself out of my memories and looked around. Sam and Mike were standing above me, on the stairs that led to the upper floor of the Central Library. They were slouched against the wall, trying to show how unbothered they were by everything, but I could see how tense they were. So I decided to lighten the atmosphere with a joke.
Hey guys, have you heard this one before?
They both turned and looked at me, not impressed. I wasn’t surprised. No one around here had a sense of humour.
So there was this library, a bit like this one, only with a librarian. And one day a chicken walked in.
Shut up, Jesse,
Sam said. He was the leader on this expedition because he was the oldest. He was also a lot taller than me, though just about everyone was. That didn’t mean I had to listen to what he had to say.
So the chicken walks up to the counter and says to the librarian, ‘Book, book.’
Sam tried to ignore me and said to Mike, Why do you think they haven’t turned up yet?
Dunno,
said Mike. I’m not sure why Sam bothered asking. ‘Dunno’ was one of the only things that Mike ever said. Rumour was that it was his first word.
So the librarian gave the chicken a book and it walked out the door. The next day it came back and the same thing happened. It walked up to the librarian and said, ‘Book, book.’ The librarian gave it another book and it walked out the door.
Sam continued to talk over me. I mean, we’ve got the food they were asking for. They should be here.
I didn’t give up. This kept happening day after day and eventually the librarian begins to wonder where all his books are going. So the next day, as usual, the chicken comes in, goes up to the counter and says, ‘Book, book.’ The librarian gives it a book and it turns around and walks out of the door. But this time the librarian follows the chicken.
Sam gritted his teeth. Seriously, Jesse. Shut up.
He follows the bird and it goes out of the library and down the road. Then it goes down a farm track, still clutching the book under one wing. It reaches the farm and struts over to a pond. In the middle of the pond is a frog and scattered around it are all the books that the chicken has been taking out of the library. The chicken goes up to the frog and puts its present on a lily pad, going, ‘Book, book.’ And the frog takes one look at it, shakes his head and says, ‘Reddit, reddit.’
I beamed up at the other two. They failed to burst into laughter. They didn’t even chuckle. They just glared at me. I swear the end of the world does something awful to people’s sense of humour.
I took a quick look around, then got to my feet. The sunlight had moved up the wall since we had come in. We’d better go now, guys.
Sam looked at me in disgust. They aren’t here yet. We’ll wait until they turn up.
I shook my head. They aren’t coming. Trust me.
Why should I?
Because I’ve been sent out more times than you two put together.
It was true. I reckoned our leader had something against me. The Library gang rely on the food too much to miss it. If they’re hiding then that means that a Catcher’s in the area.
That got their attention. It didn’t matter how tough any kid pretended to be, none of us wanted to be caught. Are you sure?
Sam asked.
Try this,
I said, and put a hand flat on the stairs. The other two glanced at each other and copied me. After a moment I could feel a faint tremor shake the building. By the looks on their faces they’d felt it too.
We have to get out of here,
Sam hissed. Come on, Mike. Jesse, grab the food.
The two older boys pushed past me. I looked at the white plastic bag sitting on the stairs, then followed them.
The Aberdeen outside wasn’t in ruins, like you’d expect a city to be after the world had ended. The granite buildings had managed to endure for centuries. Eight months without being looked after hadn’t had much effect. The grass in the small island across the street had grown long and leaves were everywhere, but that was the only notable difference. That and the silence. This used to be a busy part of the city but now there was no one. It was like the set of a TV show, waiting for the actors.
If I was lucky I’d be able to get away before the drama started.
Sam and Mike had already run to the left and I walked after them, going slower, taking my time. The ground shook again, more noticeably. It was getting closer.
By the side of the theatre there was a stone staircase that curled between the buildings on either side and led down to a street. I walked briskly towards it, not pausing to look around. If I hesitated for even a second I might be seen and captured. And on the stairs I would be safe. It couldn’t follow me down there.
I kept thinking about my brother as I walked. It was something I’d found myself doing every time I was in danger. Sometimes I could almost feel him there with me, keeping me safe like he always had. I could imagine him here where I was, doing much better than me. Always prepared.
But he hadn’t been prepared for this. Then again, who could prepare for the uprising? Who could have expected it?
I made it to the stairs and my heart rate decreased slightly. I took a deep breath and began walking down. The stairs were old worn stone and still slippery from the rain of the night before. I walked carefully, not wanting to risk a fall. The thing following me wouldn’t be able to get me, but there were others who could.
I don’t know what things were like elsewhere but in Aberdeen we quickly fell. Mankind didn’t have much of a chance. After all, we were outnumbered six to one.
The ground shook again just as I reached the bottom of the stairs. I looked back, shrinking close to the ground and then freezing, trying not to be seen. There was a shadow, then the bulk of the thing itself strutted across the passageway behind me, blocking out the light. Just a large indistinct shape.
Mike and Sam were waiting for me at the bottom. I felt touched for a moment, before realising that they couldn’t have gone any further without risking being seen. I sighed.
This way, guys.
I led them round the back of His Majesty’s theatre, climbing a fence and crawling through some overgrown bushes as I did. Then I motioned them to stop and slowly leaned around the corner of the building.
And there it was, crossing the bridge, heading towards the Art Gallery and the centre of town as if having a leisurely weekend stroll. One of the things that had been hunting us for two thirds of a year.
A giant mechanical chicken.
I just stared at it for a moment, then shook my head. Nope. My brother had never seen this coming at all.
Chapter 2
Living in a chicken apocalypse is not quite what you’d expect. It wasn’t as if everyone just woke up one day with a chicken standing on their chest, staring into their eyes. Even looking back there were no obvious signs that it was coming, like mysterious disappearances or random large eggs discovered. It had begun as a normal day. I’d gone into town with my brother to catch a movie, but he’d left me at the cinema in Union Square while he went to find some of his friends. He couldn’t just call them because his mobile had stopped working.
I guess that was the first sign.
The second was probably the giant robotic chicken that crashed through the roof.
I can’t really remember the rest of what happened that day. I started running, people screaming all around me, desperate to find some place to hide. I managed to survive by falling in with some guys hiding out in the train station. I didn’t know who they were, and they didn’t know who I was. We were all too scared to care.
A few months on and I think they had stopped being scared and just regretted letting me hang around.
I thought about this while crouched behind the library. After we were sure that the chicken was gone we hurried back to the train station. By this point Sam had noticed that I’d left the food bag behind.
You idiot,
he growled at me, still not confident enough to raise his voice. I gave you one job and you left it behind. What are we going to tell the boss?
He’ll understand. Those people need that food and this way they’ll owe us one.
He gave me a little shove and I stumbled. Yeah, because we don’t need food at all. What was I thinking?
I moved out of the way of another shove and glared at him. We’ve got enough to last us for a while. They don’t. And at least this way someone gets use of it. If we’d been captured then no one would have had the food.
By this point we had entered the train station. I stepped further away from Sam and looked around. Even after months of living here, I was still impressed by the sight.
Aberdeen train station had been built back when Britain still had an empire and liked to show off by making things big and shiny. The glass roof was high above us and still mostly intact, letting in the weak spring sunlight. The marble floor shone, though there was litter scattered everywhere. The air was colder in here and I huddled deeper into my jacket. Security points were positioned between the benches and the tracks, but as we were already on the rails they didn’t serve much point. We were used to clambering through them by now.
Sam and Mike ignored me as we made our way to one of the trains that was still waiting for passengers who would never come. We’d been lucky; a sleeper service to London had been idling on the tracks when the first attack came. It was warmer than most of the other trains and we all got beds. Compared to how some others lived it was almost civilised.
To get there we had to get up off the tracks. As I scrambled up the makeshift steps that we’d made out of suitcases, I saw a silhouette in the door of one of the carriages and Boss Noah stepped forward.
Like the apocalypse surrounding us, the leader of our little group wasn’t what you’d expect. He was skinny, with glasses and a serious expression. Like the rest of us his hair was beginning to get a bit long and stood out from his head like a ginger halo. His T-shirt was a plain brown and unlike some he hadn’t taken the excuse to dress in the latest fashions scavenged from shops. He was also one of the oldest here, at fourteen, but that wasn’t what made him the leader. If it had been zombies instead of chickens then I don’t think he would have survived very long, but against the chickens he was level-headed and never took any chances. He seemed to be fitted for the not-so-glamorous roles of organisation and motivation. He couldn’t have fought his way out of a wet paper bag but that wasn’t what was needed here. His intelligence could be the saving of