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    The Very Best Pearls of Humor and Wisdom
    The Very Best Pearls of Humor and Wisdom
    The Very Best Pearls of Humor and Wisdom
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    The Very Best Pearls of Humor and Wisdom

    By Euclid Isbell

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    The Very Best Pearls of Humor and Wisdom is a collection of enlightening yet witty pearls of humor and wisdom that will instantly spread a smile across a reader's face ( or bring laughter or give them food for thought. This light-hearted collection provides an insight into those common situations we all know yet never ponder over. T

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    PublisherThe Book Publishing Pros
    Release dateNov 28, 2024
    ISBN9781088233924
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      The Very Best Pearls of Humor and Wisdom - Euclid Isbell

      The Very Best Pearls of Humor and Wisdom

      Euclid Isbell

      Copyright © 2024 by

      Euclid Isbell

      ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. NO part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying and recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, except as may be expressly permitted in writing from the author.

      Table of Contents

      Wisdom……………page 1

      Humor……………page 77

      Wisdom

      Wisdom

      When childhood dies, the corpses are called adults.

      Virtue is its own punishment.

      Acquaintance – someone you know well enough to borrow money from but not well enough to lend to.

      Never try to keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It’s cheaper.

      A man that looks you straight in the eye and has a firm hand shake is hiding something.

      If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

      Last guys don’t finish nice.

      Logic is the art of being wrong with confidence.

      The night is not forever.

      The smallest deed is better than the best intention.

      They told him it couldn’t be done but with a smile he went right to it. He tackled the thing that couldn’t be done and he couldn’t do it.

      Marrying is not marriage.

      No wise man ever wished to be younger.

      People who complain they don’t get everything they deserve should congratulate themselves.

      Nobody notices housework unless you don’t do it.

      The secret to being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not.

      Worry is very effective. Almost everything you worry about never happens.

      Housework, if properly done, can kill you.

      Count your blessings. Your critics will keep track of your mistakes.

      Experience is a hard teacher, it gives the test first and the lesson after.

      Humor is the shock absorber of Life.

      Hypocrisy is a full-time job

      Manure occurreth.

      Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement.

      The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you will have.

      If you were another person, would you like to be a friend of yours?

      Don’t grin and bear it. Smile and change it.

      You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you realized how seldom they do.

      If someone else were you, could they do a better job?

      Idealism increases in direct proportion to one’s distance from the problem.

      Change yourself and your work will seem different.

      Best weight loss diet - Chinese, with one chopstick.

      The best time to buy anything is last year.

      The only thing you can achieve without effort is failure.

      He who knows how to read but doesn’t is no different than he who can’t read.

      Never compare yourself with anyone except the yesterday you.

      Happiness depends on your interests, not your assets.

      A mistake is at least an effort you tried to do something.

      A smart husband thinks twice before saying nothing.

      A quiet man is thinking. A quiet woman is mad.

      Unspoken anger is never regretted.

      It’s the second angry word that starts an argument.

      The advantage of living in the past - it’s cheaper.

      Only optimists have bad days. A bad day is exactly what a pessimist expects.

      Who gossips to you will gossip about you.

      The danger is not that we aim too high and miss it, but that we aim too low and reach it.

      If someone is pointing out your faults, tell them if they knew you better, they would not have mentioned only those.

      Tact is not saying everything you think.

      Listen and silent have the same letters. Coincidence?

      If there is a right way and a wrong way, the wrong way always seems more reasonable.

      It is very difficult for a man to keep his opinion of himself a secret.

      Insanity is inherited from your children.

      All I ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work.

      It is easier to preach ten sermons than to live one.

      You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

      Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.

      May you live all the days of your life.

      A moderate is one who makes enemies left and right.

      Whoever you marry, you may find the next morning it was someone else.

      Living is like licking honey off a thorn.

      Manners are the happy way of doing things.

      Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have and then suddenly got it back.

      My child got every toy I ever wanted

      Everyone should get paid what they are worth, no matter how big a cut they have to take.

      Conceit is the devil’s gift to little men.

      If 2 people agree, one of them was unnecessary.

      Interested people are interesting. Bores are people that are bored.

      People are about as happy as they make up their mind to be.

      Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. You may want to do it again tomorrow.

      In a world of thieves, the only sin is stupidity.

      There is only a slight difference between keeping your chin up and sticking your neck out, but it’s worth knowing the difference.

      Profanity is an outward sign of stupidity.

      Nothing is certain except the past.

      Want to improve your memory, be a creditor.

      Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance.

      The man that can understand one woman can understand pretty much everything else.

      Marriage does not make up for what life fails to deliver.

      Don’t expect more than reality entitles you to.

      Three things to think about; where you came from, where you are going, and to whom you must give account.

      Profanity is an outward sign

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