I have everything I had twenty years ago--except now it's all lower.
Men aren't attracted to me by my mind. They're attracted by what I don't mind.
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly... very slowly.
[on H.L. Mencken's inventing a title for strippers] "Ecdysiast" he calls me! Why, the man is an intellectual slob. He has been reading books. Dictionaries. We don't wear feathers and molt them off. What does he know about stripping?