I know what it takes to make a low budget horror film... you need one location and lots of talking... but do not create a story that requires more.
This thing is so boring. Sounds great but trust me... it's not.
It all takes place in one location... a strip club... a bad set on top of that... with some sort of bad hardy boys cave attached to it. They stand around having fights trying to make it look bigger than it is... but they failed.
If you see it... this is what you are in for... talk talk talk about stuff that has nothing to do with the plot (spanish fly, assassins) then ghoulish vampire chicks attack... then talk talk talk about nothing important for 15 minutes then the same thing happens with a fight... then talk then same fight...
it's like a 20 minute movie repeated over and over again.
My friend and I (who adore bad movies) both nearly fell asleep... the worst dialogue moment is when Hu and Sawa have a long drawn out discussion of what an assassin does and who an assassin kills... they just stop the movie to have this talk. they obviously choose this because it's filler but oh my God so boring.
The best part I guess is the make-up. Not bad for such a cheesy bad low budget flick...
Actors are zipping through this... but they had nothing to work with. Oh it must have been painful to shoot this thing for them knowing they were on much bigger and better productions a few years earlier.
This thing is so boring. Sounds great but trust me... it's not.
It all takes place in one location... a strip club... a bad set on top of that... with some sort of bad hardy boys cave attached to it. They stand around having fights trying to make it look bigger than it is... but they failed.
If you see it... this is what you are in for... talk talk talk about stuff that has nothing to do with the plot (spanish fly, assassins) then ghoulish vampire chicks attack... then talk talk talk about nothing important for 15 minutes then the same thing happens with a fight... then talk then same fight...
it's like a 20 minute movie repeated over and over again.
My friend and I (who adore bad movies) both nearly fell asleep... the worst dialogue moment is when Hu and Sawa have a long drawn out discussion of what an assassin does and who an assassin kills... they just stop the movie to have this talk. they obviously choose this because it's filler but oh my God so boring.
The best part I guess is the make-up. Not bad for such a cheesy bad low budget flick...
Actors are zipping through this... but they had nothing to work with. Oh it must have been painful to shoot this thing for them knowing they were on much bigger and better productions a few years earlier.