- Frances: Aren't you lucky. The nearest I'll get to a vacation this year is a far away look in my eye.
- Salesgirl: This place must be getting a rep with classy ladies like that buying in here.
- Dress Shop Owner: They don't fool me. The talk is Park Avenue; but, the accent is strictly the Bronx.
- Miriam: Honestly, you must get a lot of pleasure out of making me feel unnecessary.
- Buzzy Armbruster: Oh, button the lip and and give me the body.
- Teddy Shaw: If you think I'm going to listen to any more propositions, you're crazy.
- Chick Kirkland: This isn't a proposition. This is a proposal. The ring. The minister. The works.
- Teddy Shaw: Oh, and I suppose you think just because I just lost my reputation, I would be glad to marry the first fellow that comes along.
- Frances: Here comes old Ironsides.
- Office Supervisor: What's the matter? Is there something wrong with your machine?
- Teddy Shaw: Oh, no. Not at all.
- Office Supervisor: This is an office, girls, not a social hall. You've been here long enough to know that. Or, have you been here, too long?
- Mrs. Shaw: I'll go and make you some lettuce and tomato sandwiches.
- Teddy Shaw: Oh, never mind, Mom, it's only a few hours away. Gosh, you'd think I was going to Europe or something.
- Mrs. Shaw: You better take some heavy nighties, it gets pretty cold in the mountains.
- Chick Kirkland: Well, I don't want you to spread it about, but, when I get to be President, I'm going to...
- Teddy Shaw: Oh, you're going to be President?
- Chick Kirkland: Yeah, haven't you heard? Of course, I gotta get a job first, but, eh, any how, I'm going to make everyone work for two weeks and then they can spend the rest of the year looking at the moon.
- Teddy Shaw: Oh, that's swell. Well, you got my vote.
- Chick Kirkland: And of course being President, I get special privileges. Not only do I get to look at the moon, but, I get to look at you, too. Oh, I beg your pardon, I didn't catch your name?
- Teddy Shaw: I know myself very well. And when you come right down to it, I'm exactly like those other hillbillies from the Bronx.
- Camp Waiter I: [Referring to the Camp Kare-Free Campers] They're like cannibals, all painted and looking for a white man.
- Shrimpo: Everytime I see one of those headhunters, my scalp itches.
- Camp Waiter II: You better watch out, Shrimpo, they'll have you speared. You may not be much, but, you do wear pants.
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