- Dr. Simon Sparrow: [brandishing stethoscope] Now, Eva, big breaths!
- Eva: Yeth, and I'm only thixteen.
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: [Operating on a patient] Hello, this looks a bit fishy.
- Dr. Charles Bingham: May I suggest a transverse incision, Sir Lancelot?
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: Scalpel.
- [He notices the patient's toes wiggling and looks at the anaesthetist]
- Dr. Tony Benskin: [Snores]
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: Mr Anaesthetist! If the patient can stay awake during his operation, surely to blazes you can!
- O'Malley: What do you know about urea?
- Dr. Tony Benskin: Do you mean the chemical substance or my lug-hole?
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