A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (1966)

Annette Andre: Philia

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Quotes 

• Philia : That's the brute who raped my country, Thrace!

  Pseudolus : He raped Thrace?

  Philia : And then he came and did it again! And then again!

  Pseudolus : He raped Thrace thrice?

• Hero : For us there will never be happiness.

  Philia : We must learn to be happy without it.

• Philia : Take me, my body is yours. Is this not what you want?

  Senex : It has crossed my mind.

  Philia : But you must know something.

  Senex : Yes?

  Philia : Though you may have my body, you shall never have my heart.

  Senex : Oh, you can't have everything.

• Philia : When I heard the revellers, I thought my captain had come.

  Pseudolus : He has, but he's not ready yet. Just wait in there. Wait. Wait! Wait! Thats what virgins are supposed to do best.

• [last lines] 

  Pseudolus : [sung]  Lovers divided, get coincided - something for everyone...

  Hero , Philia : A comedy tonight!

  Pseudolus : Father and mother, get one another.

  Domina : Something for everyone...

  Senex : [whispers]  A tragedy tonight.

  Miles Gloriosus : I get the twins, they get the best!

  Erronius : I get a family...

  Hysterium : I get a rest.

  Soldiers : We get a few girls...

  Lycus : I'll get some new girls.

  Pseudolus : I get the thing I want to be...

  Hero : [spoken]  Free.

  Pseudolus : Free!

  Pseudolus , Hero , Philia , Domina , Senex , Miles Gloriosus , Erronius , Hysterium , Soldiers , Lycus : Free, free, free, free - Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns! Something for lovers, liars and clowns - What is the moral? Must be a moral. Here is the moral wrong or right - Morals tomorrow, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy - tonight!