Live a Little, Love a Little (1968)

Michele Carey: Bernice

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Quotes 

• Bernice : You know it's very difficult being a beautiful woman, men just never leave you alone.

  Greg Nolan : You won't believe this, but I'm leaving you alone.

• Bernice : Well, did you hear a nightingale? Did the blood dash against the distant shores of your heart?

  Greg Nolan : Nope.

  Bernice : What did you feel?

  Greg Nolan : Nothin'.

  Bernice : Nothin'?

  Greg Nolan : N-O-T-H...

  Bernice : [to her dog]  Sick him Albert!

• Greg Nolan : Who invite you here?

  Bernice : Well, a good looking girl is always welcome to one of these midnight brawls.

  Greg Nolan : How did you know about the party?

  Bernice : Being a good looking girl, I followed you.

• Bernice : I'll bet you're a *marvelous* lover.

• Bernice : A person who does not know when to come out of the water, should *never* be allowed in.

• Bernice : Would you like to make love to me?

• Greg Nolan : If you really wanna help, go make me a hot buttered rum.

  Bernice : You've got to get out of these wet clothes or you're going to freeze to death.

  [starts undressing Greg] 

  Greg Nolan : If *you'll* get out of here, I will!

  Bernice : Suit your self.

• Bernice : All I want's a little huggy bear.

  Greg Nolan : Huggy bear?

  Bernice : Yeah, you relax and I'll hug. Mmm-mmm-mmm.

• [last lines] 

  Bernice : I'll meet you halfway.

• Greg Nolan : I thought you told me your name was Alice?

  Bernice : Oh, yes, well, *you* can call me Mrs. Baby.

  Greg Nolan : *Mrs.* Baby?

• Greg Nolan : [dream sequence]  Bernice!

  Bernice : My name's Alice.

  Greg Nolan : Alice?

  Delivery Boy : Her name's Suzy.

  Greg Nolan : Suzy?

  Milkman : This is Betty.

  Greg Nolan : Betty? What is your name?

  Harry : Her name's *Bernice*.

• Harry : Happy House Warming, Greg! Whew!

  Greg Nolan : I should have known you'd be here?

  Bernice : Oh, now don't be nasty. Harry brought champagne and the dinner.

  Harry : Yeah. Egg rolls and hot dogs. You'll love 'em!

• Greg Nolan : Look, what does it take to get through to you? We have nothing in common, we never did, we never will.

  Bernice : Oh, Greg, how can you be so controvertible?

  Greg Nolan : Controvertible?

• Greg Nolan : [in the shower]  Is there something else you want?

  Bernice : [from outside the shower]  Do you want me to scrub your back for you?

  Greg Nolan : No, that's not necessary. Thank you.

  Bernice : No, I don't mind. Really, I don't.

  Greg Nolan : It's not necessary. Look, Bernice, why don't you go...

  Bernice : Afraid?

  Greg Nolan : Of what?

  Bernice : That you might lose control.

  Greg Nolan : I *never* lose control.

  Bernice : Okay, prove that you can allow me to scrub your back without - attacking me.

  Greg Nolan : You're nuts. Nuts!

  Bernice : Afraid?

  Greg Nolan : Of course not!

  Bernice : Fine.

  [starts to scrub Nolan's lower back] 

  Greg Nolan : Hey! My back don't go that far down.

  Bernice : Beginning to lose control, huh?

  Greg Nolan : Hell, no.

• Bernice : Mr. Nolan, I must remind you, I only work at respectable houses and it looks to me like there's a little hanky-panky going on here.

• Bernice : I hope you realize how much I appreciate what you're doing for me.

  Greg Nolan : It's perfectly alright. Perfectly alright.

  Bernice : I hope its not too much of an inconvenience.

  Greg Nolan : Inconvenience? To have a full grown horse and a half-grown woman share my one-bedroom house, you must be kiddin'.

• Bernice : Thank you darling, for making me a woman.

• Bernice : Harry's full of lemon drops.