Happy Days (1974–1984)
Ron Howard: Richie Cunningham, Asst. DA Cecil Cunningham
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Quotes
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The Fonz : You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?
Richie Cunningham : Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?
The Fonz : Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
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Richie Cunningham : So how did you do on that social studies test?
Potsie Weber : I missed that question on Alaska. I hear they want to make it a state now.
Richie Cunningham : That'll never happen.
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Richie Cunningham : I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.
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Potsie Weber : Rich! Rich!
Ralph Malph : Come quick!
Richie Cunningham : What? Is there something wrong?
Potsie Weber : It's a shark!
Ralph Malph : The Fonz...
Richie Cunningham : Fonz got eaten by a shark?
Potsie Weber : He did? Who said that?
Ralph Malph : Not me! What're you talking about?
Richie Cunningham : Well, you just said "The shark..."!
Ralph Malph : Nooo! Listen! The Fonz is gonna jump *over* a shark!
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The Fonz : [Marion has just told off the Fonz and stormed out of the room] I'm gonna hit her.
Howard Cunningham : No, you're not gonna hit my wife.
The Fonz : Then I'll hit you!
Howard Cunningham : You're not gonna hit my son.
The Fonz : Then I'll hit you!
Richie Cunningham : You're not gonna hit my father either.
The Fonz : Well I gotta hit somebody. You know where Potsie is?
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[Fonzie's feet are sore from dancing and needs to be held up]
Fonzie : Aaaay, I'm up and moving!
Richie Cunningham : You're in La-La land, Fonz.
Fonzie : Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!
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Richie Cunningham : A shark? That is the *stupidest* thing I have ever heard!
Fonzie : Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something I've gotta do.
Richie Cunningham : Fonz, you're not jumping over garbage cans on a bike. You're jumping over a shark. On nothing! On a couple of little skis! One little slip and chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Fonzie : Thanks a lot for your support. Look, I was challenged. I gotta jump.
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[repeated line]
Richie Cunningham : Sit on it!
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[Fonzie and Pinky have had a fight and are sitting at the dinner table]
Richie Cunningham : Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute?
Howard Cunningham : I haven't finished my dessert yet.
Richie Cunningham : Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad.
Howard Cunningham : What are you doing?
Richie Cunningham : Well, we have to talk.
Howard Cunningham : Talk about what?
Richie Cunningham : I... I don't know... the birds and bees.
Howard Cunningham : Oh, Richard, we already had that talk.
Richie Cunningham : [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.
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Ralph Malph : [Richie is worried that he's going crazy] Come on, Richie! You're no crazier than the rest of us! Look at Potsie. You think he's normal? And Fonzie... super-cool Fonzie. Fonzie with his "Ayyy!" I mean, that's pretty... that's really sicko when you come right down to it.
Richie Cunningham : I wouldn't let him hear you say that.
Ralph Malph : You tell him I said that, and I'll deny it! Every word!
Richie Cunningham : OK, Ralph - take it easy.
Ralph Malph : Now you take me - nice, normal Ralphie Malphie. I got no quirks. But I know what they're saying about me. They're saying my hair's too neat, I'm too cute, and girls crave my bod.
Richie Cunningham : They're not saying that, Ralph.
Ralph Malph : Yes they are. They're also saying that I look like a movie star because my teeth are too even.
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Richie Cunningham : I give up, Fonzie! I'm gonna be a monk!
Fonzie : Don't. You won't like their hairstyle.
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[watching a Chicago Bears football game in 1956]
Ralph Malph : That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30.
Richie Cunningham : That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.
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Richie Cunningham : Hey, Fonzie, this Stripper she took off..
The Fonz : Nothing!
Richie Cunningham : You knew?
The Fonz : Yeah, but Bull makes the World go around. I think I'm going to scratch that on the toilet wall.
