Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Hart Bochner: Arthur Reeves
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Quotes
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Arthur Reeves : [on TV] What kind of city are we running when we depend on the support of a potential madman?
[click]
Alfred : What rot, sir! Why you're the very model of sanity. Oh by the way, I pressed your tights and put away your exploding gas balls.
Bruce Wayne : Thank you, Alfred.
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[while Reeves is trying to resist the effects of Joker's toxin, Batman appears in his hospital room]
Arthur Reeves : [gasps, then giggles helplessly] Oh, no!
Batman : Why did the Joker meet with you?
[Reaves keeps giggling]
Batman : It has to do with the gangster murders, doesn't it? He thinks you're involved. WHY?
Arthur Reeves : [giggling] I don't know!
Batman : [grabs him] That's not the answer I want!
[Reaves manages to calm down]
Arthur Reeves : Beaumont needed me to help him and his kid get out of town...
[starts to giggle again]
Arthur Reeves : He kept in touch.
Batman : When was the last time you spoke to him?
Arthur Reeves : Years ago, my first election campaign. I was running out of money and I asked Beaumont for help...
[giggles]
Arthur Reeves : He said no!
Batman : So you sold him to the mob.
Arthur Reeves : [now laughing hysterically] I was broke! Desperate! They said all they wanted was their money back!
[he collapses with laughter, as Batman leaves in disgust]
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Joker : Tsk, tsk. And to think those tax money would pay these jerks.
Arthur Reeves : You!
Joker : That's right, Artie. Bring in the press, why don't you? What a photo op! The councilman and his wacky pal.
Arthur Reeves : You're no friend of mine.
Joker : Oh, Artie, I'm crushed! How and ho the mighty forget. Don't you remember? You, me, Sally and the gang?
Arthur Reeves : What are you talking about? I never met them or you. I work for Beaumont. I didn't know what he was doing.
Joker : But you knew it afterwards and put it to good use, eh?
Arthur Reeves : What do you want?
Joker : To find out who's iced the old gang.
Arthur Reeves : Haven't you read the papers? It's Batman.
Joker : [pressing his joy buzzer] Wrong. It ain't the bat. Nope, nope, nope. I've seen the guy. He looks more like the Ghost of Christmas Future. Nowhere near as cute as Batboy.
Arthur Reeves : You're saying it was someone else?
Joker : Yeah, someone wouldn't mind seeing our old pals out of the way.
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Arthur Reeves : [a woman has just thrown her drink in Bruce Wayne's face. Arthur holds out a handkerchief] Friend in need?
Bruce Wayne : [takes the handkerchief and begins to dry off] Councilman. So, how goes the Bat-bashing?
Arthur Reeves : Better than your love life. Really, Bruce, it's almost as if you pick them because you know there's no chance for a serious relationship. At least since that one girl. What was her name? Ann? Andi? Andrea? Yes, Andrea Beaumont. Now, there was a sweet number. How'd you let her get loose?
Bruce Wayne : Thanks for the handkerchief, Arthur.
[stuffs the handkerchief in Arthur's pocket]
Bruce Wayne : You know where you can stick it.
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Salvatore "Sal The Wheezer" Valestra : All I want to know is, is it true? Is the Batman really hitting our people?
Arthur Reeves : We have eyewitnesses.
Salvatore "Sal The Wheezer" Valestra : Beautiful. That's just beautiful. Why? He never leaned on us before. I'm too old for this.
Arthur Reeves : I suppose you could demand police protection.
Salvatore "Sal The Wheezer" Valestra : What are you, a comedian? This is the Batman we're talking about here. A freak job! He'll crucify me!