Doreen: Tell us who ye've been seein'.

Boab Snr: Dolly Parton.

Doreen: I can't hear ye.

Boab Snr: Dolly Parton!

Doreen: That fuckin' slut? I knew it. Who else?

Boab Snr: Anna Ford... and that Madonna, but just the once.

Doreen: Scumbag. Bastard. Ya dirty fuckin' prick! You know what this means...

Boab Snr: No, no, Doreen... not the shite. I can't eat your shite.

Doreen: I'm gonna shite in your mouth. It's what we both want. Don't deny it.

Boab Snr: Shite in my mouth!