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Quotes
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Eric Cartman : Mom, there's someone at the door.
[No reply]
Eric Cartman : Mom, I said there's someone at the door!
Mrs. Cartman : Coming, hun.
Eric Cartman : [as Liane walks past] Ay, I can't see the TV!
Mrs. Cartman : Oh, look Eric, It's your little friends!
Ike Broflovski : Fireman!
Eric Cartman : What are you guys doing here?
[Stan holds up the piece of paper with the movie ad on it]
Eric Cartman : Aw, sweet dudes! Yes, YEEES!
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Kyle : Ok. Let's try this one more time. Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Ike Broflovski : Don't kick the baby.
Kyle : Kick the baby!
[Kicks Ike through a window, causing it to shatter]
Sheila Broflovski : Ike! You broke ANOTHER window! That's a bad baby! Baaaaaad baby!
Stan Marsh : Kyle, we're going to see the Terrance and Phillip movie!
Kyle : Oh my god, dude!
Sheila Broflovski : Kyle! Where are you going?
Kyle : Uuh, we're going ice-skating.
Sheila Broflovski : Well take your little brother with you.
[Ike bounces up to Kyle]
Kyle : Aww, come on, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted!
Sheila Broflovski : DO AS I SAY, KYLE!
Kyle : Ok, ok, I'm sorry!