Yummy yet empty.

A wobbly fantasy that relies on the actor's mischievous energy and rakish charisma for its laughs.

Without Gibson, this soufflé would fall pancake-flat.

Sheer energy and audience allure to burn, even if numerous speed bumps cause many of the comic possibilities to go tumbling overboard.

It's never subtle or clever, but it's big, loud and clear.

Disappoints.

The scene doesn't amount to much more than a logical extension of its lightweight premise.

A wildly overblown, unpleasantly smirky mess of a film.

Shallow characters the audience cares little about, an unbelievable situation rather than a potent plot, and, for those who don’t find men-in-pantyhose or poodle-poop jokes hilarious, not many funny lines.

Really, what women want is what all of us want: a decent movie, something vaguely insightful and occasionally funny. This isn't that movie.