- Shaggy: [to Patrick] Patrick, I'd love to do this all night, and something tells me you would, but it's time we make like your personality, and split.
- Buttercup Scout: Hey. You want to buy a box of cookies?
- Man in Suit: Excuse me. Have you heard the good news?
- Scooby-Doo: Yeah. There's cookies.
- Shaggy: [Shaggy and Scooby trying to act like real spies] Scooby-Doo, what's your conclusion?
- Scooby-Doo: [holds up a sketch of a bunny] Bunny!
- Scooby Brainiac: [Scooby has become smart and Shaggy is a big jock] This Schwartzenegian oaf almost destroyed us.
- Shaggy: Ha ha, go boom!
- Scooby Brainiac: Oh, you are embarrasing.
- Old Man Wickles: As if you getting the lead in "My Fair Lady" wasn't enough!
- Jacobo: I was an excellent Eliza! You were too "acty".
- Old Man Wickles: And stealing my tator tots?
- Jacobo: You kept saying you felt puffy!
- Daphne: Guys, come on remember what I told you?
- Shaggy: Never pick your nose in public.
- Daphne: No, but that's... good too.
- Scooby-Doo: Rimage ris everything.
- Daphne: Yes, image is everything. Okay the whole city is watching, so try to keep a brave face.
- Shaggy: Huh?
- Daphne: Guys, they're costumes.
- Shaggy: She's right, Scoob, up close they look totally fake.
- [Shaggy and Scooby start playing with the control panel, which makes a beat with its noises]
- Shaggy: [rapping] My name is Shaggy Fresh, and I'm the best at solving crimes. When the monsters see my face, they start to scream and shake like a girl with Justin Timberlake!
- Scooby-Doo: [rapping] My name is Scooby-Fresh. Raca-re-ra-ra-roo-ra-ree. Araca-ra. A-re-ra-roo-ree. A-roo-ra-racaraca-a-re-ra-roo.
- Shaggy, Scooby-Doo: We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives! We're the greatest detectives!
- Scooby-Doo: Re're the reatest retectives!
- [after releasing herself and friends from the trap using make-up accessories]
- Daphne: I enjoy being a girl.
- Velma: [Velma, Shaggy and Scooby-Doo come across a pair of silhouettes belonging to ghouls] The skeleton men.
- Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo reacts by abruptly farting] He does that when he gets nervous.
- Scooby-Doo: [Fanning a paw behind his butt] Rorry.
- Patrick: Velma, let go of the grate!
- Velma: So I can fall to my death?
- Patrick: So I can pull you up! You gotta trust me!
- Velma: No! I only trust the facts and all the facts say that you're the evil masked figure!
- Patrick: What does your heart say?
- Velma: I don't know, it's beating too loud for me to hear!
- Patrick: Look deeper, you gotta trust me!
- [pulls her up]
- Heather: It's my job to unmask those who pretend to be who they're not.
- Daphne: Unmask those? You sound like...
- Heather: Sound like who?
- Daphne: The Evil-Masked Guy. But you knew that. Because just as you know I'm standing here you know that I know who you know you are, which is him who's a her which is you.
- Heather: Oh. Now I see what you're doing for the gang. You're in charge of incoherent bubbling.
- Evil Masked Figure: Mystery Incorporated, once again you have proven useless before my power. Because of you soon Coolsville will be mine!
- Heather: Darn it! Thanks alot, the scoop of the night gone. Can't you do anything right?
- Evil Masked Figure: You can't do this to me! Who do you think you are?
- Scooby-Doo: Scooby... dooby... doo.
- [Scooby puts the control panel on the thing and presses the button]
- Evil Masked Figure: No!
- Shaggy: Hey guys, Scooby's feelin kinda like he's got rabies. We're just gonna go outside and get some fresh air.
- Cotton Candy Glob: You never should have locked those locks. Now you're stuck in here with me. The Cotton Candy Glob!
- Shaggy: Cotton Candy Glob?
- Cotton Candy Glob: Hahaha! Yes.
- [Scooby and Shaggy start eating the ghost]
- Cotton Candy Glob: No! I'll give you cavities!
- Patrick: I got to act tough or these people will beat up me a lot.
- [Shaggy and Scooby start laughing]
- Patrick: What? Do you think I'm kidding?
- Shaggy: Uhh?
- Scooby-Doo: No! No?
- Patrick: [starts laughing] See!
- [Shaggy and Scoob laugh again, then when Shaggy and Scoob about to leave]
- Patrick: Boo!
- [starts laughing again]
- Fred: You can't fool me with that macho facade. You're just afraid to show your sensitive side.
- Black Knight Ghost: Oh... you've touched my inner child... and he's REALLY MAD!
- Shaggy: Come on Scoob.
- [bumps into Miner 49er]
- Shaggy: Miner... 40... 9er.
- Miner 49er: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- [breathes fire at Shaggy and Scooby]
- Miner 49er: [chasing Shaggy and Scooby] I'll get you, you varmints.
- Shaggy: [about Old Man Wickles] Here's a clue for ya, Scoob - that guy's wearing his freak hat 24/7.
- [in the monster hide]
- Evil Masked Figure: Soon your friends will be dead... And Coolsville destroyed... My revenge will be final... And there's nothing you can do about it!
- C.L. Magnus: Hey! It's Scooby-Doo!
- Scooby-Doo: Who?
- C.L. Magnus: That meddling mutt would help throw us in jail!
- Scooby-Doo: Who, me? Nuh-uh.
- Shaggy: No, wait! That's not... that's not Scooby-Doo. That's... That's S.D. McCrawley. He's just wearing a mask.
- [grabbing his face]
- Shaggy: Ta-da!
- [Scooby-Doo hits Shaggy's hat]
- Faux Ghost Patron: And that Doo's beatnik best pal: Shaggy Rogers!
- Shaggy: Where?
- Faux Ghost Patron: There!
- Shaggy: Zoinks! Gangway!
- [Shaggy and Scooby-Doo running away out of the pub from the people that got angry]
- Daphne's Tattooed Fan #1, Daphne's Tattooed Fan #2: Daphne! Daphne! Daphne! Daphne!
- Daphne's Tattooed Fan #1, Daphne's Tattooed Fan #2: Hi! We love you! We have you tattooed on our chests!
- Daphne's Tattooed Fan #1, Daphne's Tattooed Fan #2: Look!
- [They remove their shirts to reveal the tattoos]
- Daphne: [Slightly grossed out and creeped out, but trying not to show it with a smile] That's very... sweet?