Audrey Davis: [Jenny bursts into the motel room] Aunt Jenny? What are you doing here? How did you find me?

Jenny Portman: You have ten seconds to get your things together and get in the car.

Jenny Portman: [to BZ who has just come out of the bathroom] Stay! Ten...

Audrey Davis: You're not my mother, if you haven't noticed.

Jenny Portman: No. But I love you very much, and I will be your worst nightmare if you don't get in that car now. Seven, six...

BZ: But we're not ready to go yet.

Jenny Portman: Oh, you're not ready? Well... Well, are you ready for this?

[Jenny who is pregnant motions to her stomach]

Jenny Portman: I don't think so. Are you ready to be a parent? I don't think so.

Jenny Portman: [to Audrey] Four, three...

Audrey Davis: Are you happy? You just ruined my entire life.

Jenny Portman: Well, we'll fix it later. Two...

[back to BZ]

Jenny Portman: You.

BZ: Chill out, Mommy.

Jenny Portman: Hey.

BZ: It's all good.

Jenny Portman: [cutting in] Don't you talk to me like that.

BZ: It's just a prom.

Jenny Portman: [cutting in more] You listen to me. If you ever so much as blink in her direction again, I can and will bury you so far in the ground that the heat from the earth's core will incinerate your sorry ass. Do you understand me?

BZ: Yes, ma'am.

Jenny Portman: By the way, you're not a bad person. But this is very bad behavior. Very bad behavior.