Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)

William Bogert: Kent Wallace, Self, Wrap It Up Announcer

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Quotes 

• Kent Wallace : In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a nigger lover."

• Kent Wallace : You've never left this property, have you, Mr. Bigsby?

  Clayton Bigsby : No, sir, not in many years.

  Kent Wallace : What if I were to tell you that you're an African American?

  Clayton Bigsby : Sir! I'm going to make this clear. I'm in no way, shape or form involved in any kind of niggerdom.

• Kent Wallace : [Kent Wallace and Jasper are in the gas station and Jasper is paying for gas]  Sir, you're a friend. Why not tell him he's African American?

  Jasper : Listen man. He's too important to the movement. Tell him that he's black, he would probably kill himself. Just be one less nigger around. His commitment is that deep.

  Kent Wallace : I'm overwhelmed by the irony.

  Skin Head : [four guys are outside banging on the car and Jasper runs out to the car and save Clayton from trouble]  Hey, monkey! You lost, boy!

  Skinhead : Run, boy, we don't like your kind around here!

  Skin Head : You better get out of here before something bad happens.

  Clayton Bigsby : That's right!

  [shouts] 

  Clayton Bigsby : That's right! Tell that nigger. That dirty nigger!

  Jasper : Come on, Clayton, we got to go.

  Clayton Bigsby : Jasper, there's nigger around here. That damn monkey was beatin' my hood

  [then Clayton gets back in the car and they drive off] 

  Clayton Bigsby : [shouts]  White power! Nigger!