- Skip: Yeah, this is Skip Engblom and the Zephyr Skateboard Team. Here's our entry fees. Now where's our trophies?
- Restaurant owner: [Z-boys are being rowdy] You can't act like that here! This is a family restaurant.
- [Sid throws food at him, he grabs Sid, and drags him over the table]
- Montoya: [Trying to stop the owner] HEY! This is a family restaurant!
- Skip: [after Stacy received the Z-boys t-shirt at the diner] You earned it, bro...
- Sid: Yeah, you're one of us now!
- Jay: That maggot has always been one of us.
- Skip: Yeah, wear it with pride, man.
- Stacy: You know I will!
- Skip: Hey, Stacey, that t-shirt will get you more titty than you ever dreamed of, man!
- [laughs]
- Kathy Alva: I got my boy covered, Skip.
- [laughs]
- Tony: I just wanted Dad to see the stupid trophy.
- Kathy Alva: Who gives a shit about Dad?
- Skip: Yeah, hey, man, listen. You stood up for your friend. We're proud of you.
- Tony: [yelling at the judges] This contest don't mean shit to me anyway!
- Jay: [the Z-Boys want to drain and skate Sid's pool, Sid comes out of his house] What did he say?
- Sid: "Sid, are you high? The pool's for swimming!"
- Jay: Tell him we'll fill it back up when we're done.
- Sid: He said if you got hurt, you'll sue him.
- Jay: We're not gonna sue him.
- Sid: He said your parents would.
- Stacy: Our parents can't even afford lawyers.
- Tony: Hey, let me talk to him.
- Sid: Hey, the only Mexicans my dad talks to push lawnmowers.
- [Tony grabs him playfully]
- Jay: [Biniak yells in Sid's ear, making him wipe out] dude, he's got that inner ear thing!
- Bob Biniak: Suck my inner ear, Jay-Boy!
- Tony: I wanna make money, get laid every night. I wanna do it all right fucking now.
- Jim 'Red Dog' Muir: Hell yeah, I'm gonna make out with two chicks tonight!
- Skip: [at the diner] Hey you guys made a mess at that contest today... They look at you as the enemy now, right?
- Montoya: But it's good to have enemies! A toast!
- [everybody raises glasses]
- Kathy Alva: A toast!
- Montoya: To the boy kings... You're all a bunch of filthy pillow biters!
- [Sticks his fork in his glass of water, and splashes the Z-Boys]
- Kathy Alva: Should my weight be on my back foot?
- Stacy: Yeah, well, that's how I do it. But it might be different, though, the whole center-of-gravity thing for girls.
- Jay: [as the Z-Boys drive by two elderly women on the street] Kiss me, granny! Get me some of the vintage ass!
- Stacy: Skip called me ''bro''!
- Kathy Alva: Skip called you ''bro''?
- Stacy: Yeah, he said ''bro''!
- Kathy Alva: No, he didn't.
- Stacy: Yes, he did. He said ''you look hungry, bro''.
- Kathy Alva: He said ''you look hungry, bro''?
- Stacy: Yes, totally!
- Kathy Alva: Skip Engbloom doesn't call anybody ''bro''.
- [laughs]
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