Weeds (2005–2012)
Kevin Nealon: Doug Wilson
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Quotes
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Doug Wilson : Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money.
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Doug Wilson : It's a weed wonderland, Nancy. It's like Amsterdam only you don't have to visit the Anne Frank house and pretend to be all sad and shit.
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Doug Wilson : Don't look at me, I'm fucked up on corn bread.
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Andy Botwin : How can you be so blindly pro-Bush?
Doug Wilson : I like his wife Laura... I used to buy weed from her at SMU.
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Nancy Botwin : I can't believe I trust you with my drug money. You're an idiot.
Doug Wilson : I'm an idiot *savant*.
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Doug Wilson : How do you ask the woman that makes your kids' lunches to suck your balls and spread her ass open like a geometry compass? How, Andy?
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Doug Wilson : Did you try the Sag Aloo? It's to die for and then be reincarnated and then die for again.