Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

Taylor Wily: Kemo

Quotes 

• Kemo : Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?

• Kemo : [after Peter kills the luau pig]  You can stop crying now. He's dead already.

  Peter Bretter : I'm not crying. *You* should stop crying.

  Kemo : I don't cry. I'm not a baby.

  Peter Bretter : Really? Because you look like a gigantic baby. I'm sorry, I didn't mean that at all.

• Kemo : Sarah Marshall.

  Peter Bretter : Yes. How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall?

  Kemo : Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It's like "the Sopranos." It's *over*. Find a new show.

• Rachel Jansen : I thought I told you to stay on your island!

  Ray : The deal was off April 9th.

  Rachel Jansen : Well the deal's back on!

  Ray : You think you're the chief of this island! I'm the chief of this island!

  Peter Bretter : I know his friend, let me handle it

  Rachel Jansen : Fine.

  Peter Bretter : Hey man you remember me?

  Helpful Hawaiian Waiter : The cocktail guy

  [He punches Peter] 

  Kemo : Ray what are you doing here?

  [Ray backhands him, Kemo backhands him back]