- Boost: [Lightning arrives at an intersection in Tailfin Pass to find the Deliquent Road Hazards blocking the road] Sorry, chief. Road's closed.
- Lightning McQueen: [looks behind the group] Looks okay to me.
- DJ: [with his music playing] Nah. He means it's closed to you.
- Lightning McQueen: What's that? I can't hear you.
- DJ: I said it's closed to you!
- Lightning McQueen: Nope. Still gettin' nothing.
- Wingo: [DJ shuts off his music] He said get lost, pal!
- Lightning McQueen: Oh what, are you gonna slice and dice me with your spoiler?
- DJ: Hey, wait a...
- Lightning McQueen: Tell you what, subwoofer, three laps oughta settle this. Me, you, and your little tweeter friends. When I win, you let me pass.
- [addresses Boost]
- Lightning McQueen: Oh, and you can throw in one of your boost canisters. Seriously, do you really need that much boost?
- Boost: [revs toward Lightning] Okay. Let's do this.
- Count Spatula: MCQUEEN! GET OVER HERE! I WILL FLATTEN YOU LIKE A PANCAKE!
- The Crippler: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US! AH-HA-HA-HA!
- Ginormous: AAAAAAAAAAH!
- Lightning McQueen: [to himself] Come on McQueen, you're moving like pondwater. Pondwater does not *move*.
- Fletcher: Now, why gold, my dear boy?
- El Guapo: This is all about the winning. You cannot take first place if you do not look the part.
- Fletcher: Oh? And what makes you think you can best us in the next competition?
- El Guapo: Easy. I see you have silver on your rims.
- Lightning McQueen: He's got a point there.
- Lightning McQueen: [McQueen has beat Chick in a race] Yeah, I forgot to tell you Chick. The roads around here aren't like the tracks you and I are used to. They got these things called "right turns".
- Chick Hicks: Right turns - who cares? Wasn't a real race anyway. Nobody saw it. You know, if a tree falls in a forest and there's nobody around to be seen, does anybody see it? I mean, hear it?
- Vince: You think you's the best racecar around. Well, if you want ta be the best, first you gotta beat the best.
- Lightning McQueen: I take it that would be you's guys?
- Vince: What, you don't believe us? You don't believe me, I will t'row down wit you right here, right now!
- Barry: Throw down! Down to the ground! On the road!
- [Vince slaps Barry]
- [deleted scene]
- Lightning McQueen: [McQueen is returning after jumping over a billboard] Well? What'd you think?
- Ramone: That was, yeah, that was a pretty cool jump.
- Lightning McQueen: A jump? That wasn't a jump! Didn't you see me? I flew!
- Ramone: Looked like a jump to me.
- Lightning McQueen: What are you talking about? When I took off, those two birds in that tree, I heard them. One said "Look, it's a flying car!"
- Ramone: Uh... birds don't talk.
- Lightning McQueen: Yeah, but if they could, they would say... look, I can fly.
- Mia: There he is!
- Tia: It's totally him!
- Mia: Hi Lightning!
- Tia: Remember us?
- Lightning McQueen: Of course, are you kidding? Who could forget...
- [sees Sally eyeing him]
- Lightning McQueen: Yeah, you look familiar. Yeah.
- Sarge: [Lightning has just finished Sarge's Boot Camp, and is panting with exhaustion] You look overheated, Private McQueen.
- [proceeds to pace back and forth in front of him]
- Lightning McQueen: [panting] Yes.
- Sarge: Exhausted.
- Lightning McQueen: Yes.
- Sarge: You'd like nothing better than a hot car wash, a cold ration of fuel, and a nice shady garage.
- Lightning McQueen: [sounding greatful and relieved] Oh yes, please!
- Sarge: [faces him] Well, too bad! We're going to go for a little drive!
- ["Sarge's Off-Road Challenge" begins]