My Life in Ruins (2009)

Harland Williams: Big Al

Quotes 

• [to Irv, while he acts as the Oracle] 

  Kim : I've always wanted to start a family, but...

  Big Al : Well, Big Al's just gonna come out and say it: I'm-I'm scared.

  Irv : Being a parent is the best thing in the world. And I guarantee you, you're gonna be a great dad.

• Kim : [talking loud]  Excuse me. Is this Pangloss Tours?

  Georgia : Group B?

  Big Al : Sweet marble cake! She speaks American.

• Ken : Hey big fellow, how many bells have you got on the old dickory?

  Big Al : [kinda shocked]  What the hell is he saying?

  Sue : Oh wake up, Australia. He wants to know what time it is.

• Kim : Oh, Al, honey. We gotta get to the room. I'm ovulating. Like now!

  Big Al : Kimmy, you know I can't perform on command like that. That's not natural.

• Big Al : [about the sacrament box in the church]  Everything's got its price. Let's go find that preacher.

• Big Al : Nobody touches Big Al's hottie.

• Georgia : Hey, listen. It's not a big deal but my name is not Angie or Angie.

  Big Al : Yeah, we know. It's Georgia.

  Georgia : So why do you call me Angie?

  Big Al : Look at you. You look just like Angelina Jolie.

  Kim : You know that actress that adopts everybody. We love her.

  Big Al : You must get that all the time.

  Georgia : I do, yes.

• Big Al : Kimmy, what time is it back in the States?