It's hard to believe David Lynch isn't trolling. Such a product would be acceptable from a 6-year-old who is using video editing software for the first time, we could end up with an insincere half-smile, or even put it on the fridge, but from someone who has been making movies for 53 years, such a job is worth an insult. And please don't even try a nonsense explanation that it is experimental, metaphorical, or artistic. The fact that something comes out of the hands of a recognized creator will not automatically makes that thing valuable. Unfortunately we know all too well that snobbery is an enormous force, but it is not this powerful...