Way up there on the stupid scale, this frantic send up of tabloid headlines, is one of the most ridiculous scripts ever. There is zero sense to what is essentially a lame send up of "National Enquirer tactics, inventing stories that grab attention, yet have no substance or credibility. Seeing the "Three Wise Men" in a "cowpie" is perhaps the best this supposed comedy can offer. The cast is not without interest however, yet all concerned must have realized they were in a "train wreck" of epic proportions. George Lindsey ( The Andy Griffith Show), Toni Kalem "The Wanderers", and Lane Smith "The Scout", had to be desperate to get involved. - MERK.