Castle (TV Series)

The Mistress Always Spanks Twice (2010)

Seamus Dever: Kevin Ryan

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Quotes 

• [looking at the bondage website for clues] 

  Kevin Ryan , Javier Esposito : Oh!

  Javier Esposito : No, no, no, no, no.

  Kevin Ryan : How do you even get in that position?

  Javier Esposito : I don't know, but you should try that with your, uh, girlfriend, honey milk. As a matter of fact, I'm going to buy this for you right now.

  Richard Castle : [walking over to look]  Oh, jeez. How do you even get in that position?

  Kevin Ryan : Right? It's not even possible.

  Kate Beckett : [glancing at the screen]  Oh, it's possible.

  [Castle, Esposito, and Ryan look at her] 

• Richard Castle : Psychology doesn't make any sense. The crime scene was pretty elaborately staged, which seems to suggest a significant amount of premeditation, but the murder itself, suffocation, might indicate a crime of passion.

  Kevin Ryan : The guy covered her in caramel. Do you really think we're gonna find a logical explanation?

  Kate Beckett : Only a handful of bondage shops in the city do custom work, so let's take photos of those cuffs, send it out, see if anyone can ID where it came from.

  [Ryan and Esposito leave] 

  Richard Castle : "Only a handful of shops"? Okay, what aren't you telling me?

  Kate Beckett : So much, Castle. So very, very much.

• [Ryan searching a bondage website for leads] 

  Kevin Ryan : It's a little creepy doing this with you breathing on my neck.

  Javier Esposito : Oh, sorry, bro. I'd do it on mine, but IA checks browser history, so...

  Kevin Ryan : [sarcastically]  Great. Thanks.

  Javier Esposito : What does that thing do?

  Kevin Ryan : Looks like a potato peeler.

  Javier Esposito : Oh, that is nasty.

  Richard Castle : [entering, glancing at the screen]  And illegal in twelve states.

• Kevin Ryan : Vic's a female, late twenties. No ID. She was found hanging from the monkey bars by a jogger just after dawn.

  Richard Castle : Is that honey?

  Lanie Parish : From the smell of it, I'd say it's caramel sauce. But I'll be testing, not tasting.

  Kate Beckett : Caramel sauce?

  Richard Castle : Maybe our killer has a sweet tooth.

  Kate Beckett : Give her state of undress, I'd say it's more likely he had a sexual fetish.

  Lanie Parish : Yeah. I can do the chocolate, I'll even do the whipped cream bikini, but caramel?

  [Castle grabs Ryan's arm] 

  Lanie Parish : I prefer slippery to sticky.

  Richard Castle : [to Ryan]  Does she know we can hear her?

  [Ryan laughs] 

• Kevin Ryan : [ending a phone call]  So, that was Barry from the Love Shackle. He says the cuff might be theirs, but he'd have to examine them closely to know for sure.

  Kate Beckett : Well, then have Evidence pull them and tell them I'm coming.

  Richard Castle : [as Beckett leaves]  Oh, field trip trip to a sex store.

  [whispering to Ryan and Espositio] 

  Richard Castle : I love this case.

• Kevin Ryan : Hey... we tried to trace the creepy calls that Jessica was getting at her office, but since they were routed through the main switchboard at the college, there's no way to determine their source.

  Kate Beckett : What about the cell phone?

  Javier Esposito : The day she died, she placed a call to her boyfriend at the hospital, she placed a call to her voicemail at the office, and she placed two calls to Lady Irena's House of Pain.

  Kate Beckett : Lady Irena's House of Pain. That must be where Mistress Venom works. Did you get an address?

  Javier Esposito : Yeah. An office building on 38th.

  Kevin Ryan : Oh. Conveniently located for all your lunchtime spanking needs.

  Kate Beckett : All right, you guys look through her notes, see if there's anything that's there that might implicate one of her clients. Meanwhile, Castle and I will go and meet this Mistress Venom.

  Richard Castle : Whips, women, and murder. Sounds like my lucky day!

• Kevin Ryan : Hey. You made it.

  [kiss Jenny] 

  Kevin Ryan : Guys, uh, I want you to meet... Jenny.

  Jenny : Hi.