Master Splinter: [Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late] Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!

Donatello: We're sorry, Dad. Listen...

Michelangelo: It was this cat, and you know I'm scared of cats, so...

Raphael: Yeah, the cat.

Master Splinter: [suspicious] Wait a second... you said you would go shopping, then come right back. Where were you?

Donatello: Uh...

Leonardo: Look, we're really sorry, Splinter. Some of the guys wanted to see a movie, and I tried to talk them out of it.

Donatello: LEO!

Master Splinter: WHAT? You watch a movie with the HUMANS? Ugh!

Michelangelo: You ratted us out!

Master Splinter: [offended] Hey! Don't use that word that way.

Leonardo: I mean it's 2023 Mikey...

Michelangelo: Sorry, Dad.

Donatello: It wasn't that big a deal! We just watched a movie and came back. We're fine!

Master Splinter: [grumbles] You forgot, huh? You don't remember why humans are disgusting monsters? Why they're dangerous? Why they're gonna milk us for our blood?

Michelangelo: They don't want to milk us dad.

Donatello: Again with the milking...

Raphael: We don't even have nipples!

Master Splinter: You know what? I'm gonna tell the story again.

[everyone complains]

Master Splinter: Just for that, I tell you the LONG version. Hehehe!