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The Strangers: Chapter 1 (2024)
Must read logical spoiler
Ok gonna put it simple for you. Why you should NOT watch this movie. The girl has her phone with her when the people first start knocking on her door and disappearing. She has her phone with her! For the love of Pete. And it works. Then they are in the house. Yet she runs into a locked room and sits with her phone. Still not calling the police..... she calls her boyfriend and he doesn't answer, but she still does not call the police. I mean really people..... who does this? Who wouldn't cal 911????? Or their mom? Or their best friend? Or someone else other than boyfriend and no one else while strangers are invading your home????? Whooooooo? Needless to say, I stopped watching at this point. Don't let a director off for this stupidity or you are as stupid as a the director.
Timeline (2003)
Very disappointed
This has to be THE worst book-to-movie conversion I have ever watched. I don't even think it deserves the same name. Chris' character was dumbed down so much from the once ladies man, drop out college student who got inspired and challenged by the professor to focus. Instead they made him the professor's son with no depth? In the book Kate's affection for him didn't occur until he saved her life from the 7 foot mold infested knight (which they took out all together)! I am use to dumbed down book-movies but this one takes the case. Michael Crichton is easily my favorite author. They didn't give this amazing exciting book the credit it deserved! Read the book.... You can thank me later!
Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie (2023)
Great Reunion! 100%
What an awesome reunion movie to such a great classic TV series! There was a time long ago when reunion movies were idiotic and such let downs. Brady Bunch, Dukes of Hazard, Dallas, Gilligan's Island etc. It seems today's directors have figured it out. Such is the case here with Monk and also others like Psych which was able to successfully reboot 3 movies after the series ended. Great job!
What an awesome reunion movie to such a great classic TV series! There was a time long ago when reunion movies were idiotic and such let downs. Brady Bunch, Dukes of Hazard, Dallas, Gilligan's Island etc. It seems today's directors have figured it out. Such is the case here with Monk and also others like Psych which was able to successfully reboot 3 movies after the series ended. Great job!
Speak No Evil (2022)
I hate this movie with all my guts
What a worthless evil movie. The father is worthless and did nothing to protect his family. Dude you go into feral mode and gouge out eyes, bite scream, scratch, anything you can. I give this movie 1 star because it doesn't have a zero. Pukeville distasteful garbage. Directing is garbage. Writing is garbage. Actors are garbage for acting in it....... But the biggest disappointment are the parents who let their kids act in this vile distasteful movie. While I support freedom of speech, movies like this make you contemplate communism being the lesser of two evils. This movie is proof of if you allow Ken to just be evil with no morals, you'll get movies like this. Stay away people. It will leave you feeling empty and angry. Nothing good comes out of this movie except maybe a few evil spirits in your home.
Play the Game (2009)
Thoroughly enjoyable!
What a treat! My wife and I turned this on for something that works have a hallmark feel and got way more than we bargained for. It has a fun message and and great classic cast that carry the younger actors and the movie. The scene and lines that follow the viagra are priceless. Absolutely priceless! Please Check this move out. You will not be disappointed. I promise!
What a treat! My wife and I turned this on for something that works have a hallmark feel and got way more than we bargained for. It has a fun message and and great classic cast that carry the younger actors and the movie. The scene and lines that follow the viagra are priceless. Absolutely priceless! Please Check this move out. You will not be disappointed. I promise!
Kill List (2011)
Ridiculously slow
This movie is slow as a sloth. It's mundane. It's stupid and loud at times with no meaning between the main couple. I feel sorry for the kid whose parents forced him to act in this evil vile slow burn of movie. All of the high ratings must be British people because you can't even understand their English half of the movie. I had to watch it in subtitles. It's really a movie with no resolve or meaning at all.
This movie is slow as a sloth. It's mundane. It's stupid and loud at times with no meaning between the main couple. I feel sorry for the kid whose parents forced him to act in this evil vile slow burn of movie. All of the high ratings must be British people because you can't even understand their English half of the movie. I had to watch it in subtitles. It's really a movie with no resolve or meaning at all.
Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway (1993)
Amy Dolenz is easy to look at
I'm not perving out here, but Amy is so pretty and easy to watch all movie long. I just watched this movie and didn't know who she was. She wasn't the best actress in the world but it was fun watching her read her lines and aspire to be an actress! Her face is so symmetrical. The most beautiful nose! Perfect lips. Beautiful hair. A gorgeous body and she never posed nude! That's so awesome of her! I've never gone to a comic con, but if she was there I'd definitely go to see her because she aged magnificently! Wow! Oh well.... Back to the movie. It was good. Nothing spectacular but fun. You won't loose any sleep over it from
Nightmares that's for sure.
Endless Love (1981)
No one wants to point out the obvious here???
The lead actor, Martin Hewitt is 22 years old in real life during the filming of this film. Brooke had just turned 16z.
No one finds this creepy that an out of college graduate is making out with a sophomore in HS? Wow!!
Brooke ow beautiful of course and so I give it 3 stars just for her! She was my crush back in 6th-9th grade.
The lead actor, Martin Hewitt is 22 years old in real life during the filming of this film. Brooke had just turned 16z.
No one finds this creepy that an out of college graduate is making out with a sophomore in HS? Wow!!
Brooke ow beautiful of course and so I give it 3 stars just for her! She was my crush back in 6th-9th grade.
Vatican Girl: The Disappearance of Emanuela Orlandi (2022)
The evil that exist in this world is heartbreaking
It's so sad to watch these and be reminded. Of the evil men are capable of. The lies and deception those who call themselves Godly are capable of. One could lose hope in humanity but God tells us they will have their judgement day so let's press on and do good. I feel so sorry for the family as they never got closure and will all go to their graves tormented by this. One other thing I'll point out is my amazing of how many videos there were of her! Wowowowowowo I was born in1970 and don't have one single childhood video prior to 19 years old. This girl has videos going back to 1970 wow. What a blessing it would be to have videos of myself at those ages. I wish. Their family must be really rich even though the house didn't look it.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
Awesome Family Fun Movie!!!
This Indiana Jones movie was spectacular!!! . Great acting from everyone as well as amazing cinematography and amazing musical scores. They did a great job of making it feel just like all of the other Indiana Jones, movies, and ranks up there with the best of them. Great to see them get back on track after the dismal Chrystal skulls movie! Ignore all of the haters in the reviews. There is nothing to dislike about this movie. It was kind of long, but still action packed and worth the time. I won't give away any spoilers, but there are great cast members that you haven't seen for a long time that will make appearances here that you will love.
Bosch: Legacy (2022)
I'm confused about these high ratings
I am a top Bosch fan but this season was total crap. Horrible acting. All scenes feel very scripted. Missing too many of the old characters we came to really like in previous seasons. Harry's daughter unfortunately is not very good actress and she has way too much of a role here. I can't believe how many other horrible actors there are however. How this could even be possible to hire so many bad actors? And the writers of this season have to be different because it doesn't feel the same. I am surprised I even made it through the season.
Missing J Edgar, Irving (RIP), Detective Johnson and his partner Detective Moore.
Strange World (2022)
What a bore
There is nothing to like about this movie. It is extremely boring with no character development. The storyline is predictable and lacks ingenuity or creativity. It's truly the most B minus movie you'll ever watch produced by Disney. I can't believe this was released at the theaters. It's not even worthy of a nickelodeon afternoon special. They put a little bit of money into the animation, but that doesn't make up for a dumb storyline. Save two hours of your life and spend it doing something else with your family. You will not regret passing up on watching this bore fest. Disney take note of all the reviews and do better.
The Little Mermaid (2023)
Fantastic movie!!!
I must say, this is the best, Disney cartoon to real life, conversion movie so far. The Director did a fantastic job with casting, the cinematography was excellent, the music scores were all of the classics, and even a few new additional songs that were pretty neat. This is a great family fun movie to watch and enjoy. I would definitely say ignore all of the heat people are throwing out about this movie because it really is good. Some people say it's dark but it's not dark at all. I think it's very vibrant and in chanting. Head to the movie theater with your family grab some popcorn and a Coca-Cola and enjoy the movie.
Rage - Furia primitiva (1988)
Awesome 80's flick!
The best part of this movie is the way the director wants you to always remember what the 80's were like. He took special care to film every moment of people walking, dancing, clothes, sexism, hairdos, all wrapped around a cool little story of monkey brain protein cell regeneration gone wrong. Great special affects too. So much to like about the movie! And they did it without T&A
The best part of this movie is the way the director wants you to always remember what the 80's were like. He took special care to film every moment of people walking, dancing, clothes, sexism, hairdos, all wrapped around a cool little story of monkey brain protein cell regeneration gone wrong. Great special affects too. So much to like about the movie.
Haute tension (2003)
I missed all the clues!!
I feel so stupid I didn't pick up on all the clues! A great suspense thriller gore fest. I'd recommend watching!!! A few flaws but it comes through in the end. You will be sitting there shoot! Of course! Why didn't I put the pieces together!!!! Nice little trick writers and directors. I've seen it done before, but you did it well. 6 Stars easy. It is NO MARTYRS, great none the less.
I feel so stupid I didn't pick up on all the clues! A great suspense thriller gore fest. I'd recommend watching!!! A few flaws but it comes through in the end. You will be sitting there shoot! Of course! Why didn't I put the pieces together!!!! Nice little trick writers and directors. I've seen it done before, but you did it well. 6 Stars easy. It is NO MARTYRS, great none the less.
Blue Collar (1978)
Underrated lost gem
This movie had it all. Great acting. Great cast. Sad but riveting storyline. Movie sets were authentic. The movie really had depth. I wish it didn't end the way it did but RM the director stuck with a storyline of blue collar survival. Richard Pryor played this dramatic role as well as any actor could. I was really Impressed. Harvey Keitel was amazing as well.
Sorry for the copy and paste but you all don't need a novel for each review so you? The new IMBD minimum requirement is too long.
This movie had it all. Great acting. Great cast. Sad but riveting storyline. Movie sets were authentic. The movie really had depth. I wish it didn't end the way it did but RM the director stuck with a storyline of blue collar survival. Richard Pryor played this dramatic role as well as any actor could. I was really Impressed. Harvey Keitel was amazing as well.
Saw (2004)
So many dumb holes
Great concept, great actors, great cinematography. Stupid flawed script. Where do I start..... the bad guy laying in the room, wasn't breathing for the entire time? Haha yeah that's stupid they couldn't see his chest move at all. Danny Glover wanting to see what the bad would do. Served him right to get his neck cut. The cops not shooting the bad guy from the get go. Uh...... it's a machine with a power cord.... How about you shoot and kill the bastard dead where he stood, then shoot the power cord. Hmmmmmm all of that drama for what? Lastly the mom getting too close to the bad guy with the gun. Why even try to arrest him when he was about to put a bullet in your head and your 8 year old daughter. Oh the stupidity of this script is as bad as any 80's b-minus movie. Worst than most actually.
Luther the Geek (1989)
It's a weird one.....
So if you like weird and slasher, this will fit. If you hate horrible logic and scripts, this will not be for you. The director must have scored a 15 on his ACT score. The stupidity of the writing and flaws are overwhelming. However he did have a good eye to keep the camera rolling on the shower and bed scene haha It's was a little much, but I'm sure it will be worth watching for some people. The slasher Luther was really weird! They nailed that too. Where it failed was...... holes in the plot. Mom has a knife and after hours hasn't cut herself lose. In fact she doesn't even know what to do at first with the knife. Daughter has chance to tell cop to come in but doesn't. The most prominent is the guy being a true lunatic yet is set free. Doesn't appear to be a guy who could fake it clicking like a chicken. Just a lot of holes like this.
Knock at the Cabin (2023)
Worthless and boring
What a dumb movie. I expect more from Batista. The movie is laughable, ridiculously remedial. Bad acting. Bad cinematography. Stupid music scores. And an even dumber ending. Who wrote this story? They should be doing local playhouse scripts for grade school students. Save your time and precious life. It's worth more than this garbage film.
It brings nothing to the table except to show how lame film writers are now and how desperate actors are to fit in. Go watch the new Luther movie or perhaps and indi film. Foreign films have more to offer now days. I know I wish I had my $10 back from. The movie theater.
The Last of Us (2023)
Bait and switch
Wow, talk about promise then let down. There is a reason the first episode is not the 3rd episode. Because they know the ratings would be 5-6 instead of 9. Hollywood fully knows and understand what you want to see, but then they have their own agenda on what THEY WANT you to see. So they ween it in very strategically. Watch the first 2 episodes and pump up your ratings to deliver your garbage in the 3rd episode. So my advice to you? Skip the 3rd. And let's see what they have in store for us after that. I'm assuming they will not want to be the 3rd show's identity forever so they will defer back to the zombies and great acting before they lose 50% of their viewers.
Consider this a fee breakdown from a psychiatrist.1st episode Amazing, 2nd Amazing, 3rd Garbage.
A Man Called Otto (2022)
Only ratings over 5 are those who haven't seen original
It's a decent remake of an AMAZING original Swedish film. If you are literate and read subtitles, do yourself a favor and watch the original first. You will not be disappointed. I think you'd love it far more than this one. If you watch this one alone then that's fine... just stick with it and live in your happy place
It's a decent remake of an AMAZING original Swedish film. If you are literate and read subtitles, do yourself a favor and watch the original first. You will not be disappointed. I think you'd love it far more than this one. If you watch this one alone then that's fine... just stick with it and live in your happy place.
Missing (2023)
Will keep you guessing!!!!!
I thought this was a fantastic movie. They did an excellent job of using current digital technology, with old people problems using it, then threw in suspense, mystery, and change up all around. Some of it was predictable if you're trying to figure it out, but then other pieces were like "wait what? No way". I am 52 and saw the movie with my 28 year old daughter. It was fun for both of us because of the humor and the suspense. I would recommend the movie for sure. I liked it better than Searching. I thought it had way more surprises. Check it out IMDb subscribers. You won't be disappointed at all.
Cementerio del terror (1985)
Very enjoyable!!!!
The outfits, the actors, the zombies, the gore, the 80's. What's not to like about this movie? It's pretty good because of the vibe and the gore!!! I'm going to explore more Mexican 80's horror films now because of this movie alone. I wish I could hop in a Time Machine and see this in a movie theater in Mexico. How cool that would be. It did have some silly parts like bad crying and a cop driving around the entire movie in a car trying to figure something out haha. The graveyard scene at the end is so cool! Michael Jackson Thriller inspired for sure! I was waiting for the song to breakout! Giving this movie an 8. Now time to watch grave robbers!
The Devil Conspiracy (2022)
Such a genius script and storyline
The fact we know cloning is here and no longer a thought, combined with the storyline (if you believe in God and the Devil and Jesus) of cloning Jesus makes your mind open up to a whole new world. Whoever thought of this script should be commended! In a world of remakes and super hero bombardment, this is so refreshing and an authentic thought. I do wish the storyline had been more coherent and some cheesy parts taken out, but that's ok. They had me at SCRIPT. I don't foresee a sequel coming out and the ratings will most likely settle around 4.5-5.5 but I am giving it a 6 because it deserves it on originality alone!
Primal (2019)
Wow wow wow wow wow
This was freicking amazing! I truly hope more seasons are to come damn! Wow! Seriously I can't explain how cool this was!!!!! Watch it and see for yourself! It has a lot of gore but what do you expect with the title! But the story line is deep AF!!!!!
Sorry for the double comment but IMBd's new character minimum sucks. This was freicking amazing! I truly hope more seasons are to come damn! Wow! Seriously I can't explain how cool this was!!!!! Watch it and see for yourself! It has a lot of gore but what do you expect with the title! But the story line is deep AF!!!!!
Enjoy the series guys!! You won't be disappointed.