No Game, No Life (2014)

It's unfinished BEWARE!!!!

If you like 6D underwater chess strategizing with lolis - this is the show for you.

BUT the show is unfinished so you will never get the full story out of it. The light novel continues, but as far as I'm aware this is the only season that is and will be made.

It covers about 3 out of 11 volumes so you get about 20-30% into the story. And since they haven't done anything since 2014, I assume the protect is dead in the water.

That's why I give it low rating, because I don't like unfinished stories.

Also I should stress, the show has loli nudity and pseudo incest and should be never watched alongside people.

Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

Just like the dinosaurs, these movies should go extinct.

Even if I wanted to, I could not spoil the plot of this movie.

Because it doesn't seem to have any.

The motivations of the "vilain" are extremely unclear. What EXACTLY does he want-no idea, why does he want it-no idea.

And this puts the protagonists of the movie in a very reactionary state. They are not doing things because they want to, they are simply reacting to the situation in order to get through the scene.

But the worst part is that they somehow managed to make the dinosaurs boring and unengaging. They are more like a moving prop than an important part of the story.

Dexter: New Blood (2021)

So far, so meh

The other thing that brings the show down a few notches ithat it lacks the discovery phase that every show has in it's 1st season. We know who Dexter is, what he had done, how he thinks and what he is going to do next.

The first episode was quite good, but the seccond and the third are bit empty when it comes to development.

But my main problem is how predictable the ending will be. I'm not going to give any details, but the theme for the ending was set in the first episode and i'm not expecting any meaningful change.

The Divorce Party (2019)

So predictible it hurts

If you've watched The Break-Up with Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn you will know the overall quality of this movie. It's a dramedy that is so predictable it hurts. The movie can be described with 3 letters - meh. Acting-meh, story-meh, pacing-meh, sets-meh. But my main problem is that the movie makes you feel void. It's not inspiring or atleast heartwarming like a good dramedy should be, it just kinda sucks the joy out of the viewer.

The Unicorn (2018)

As lame as it gets

I was exited for this movie for a long time, but when I finally watched it it turned out to be a great disappointment. Both actors and their characters are bland and one dimensional, you really don't care if they have their threesome or not. The storyline has no point, the characters just stumble from one scene to another and there are literally 14 scenes in the entire movie and 6 of them were in a stupid car(yes I counted).

The message that this movie wants to send to the audience is that its OK if a woman cheats on a man, he just got to suck it up and love her.

Casual Encounters (2016)

Barely watchable

This is one of those movies you will see at 3pm on cable. It's predictable af and we've seen this type of romcom 1000 times over

• a guy who's down on his luck falls in love with his pretty coworker but then messes things up and than he fixes it and as they kiss the camera pans over and fades into a black screen - the end.

The Invitation (2015)

I invite you to skip this movie

Sometimes you by a chance of faith I stumble on some great low budget suspense movies. This was not one of those times....

The movie centers around Will who is invited to a diner party by his ex- wife and soon after he realizes that the hosts are acting suspiciously.

And that's the whole movie, nothing really happens in the first 80 minutes and the entire dialog reveals only two things: - Will and his ex-wife had a son who died - his ex and her new husband spend 2 years in a cult

And by now you would have guessed how the movie ends because it's that predictable, the dialog is useless and doesn't reveal anything about any of the 10 other characters except Will.

The last 20 minutes of the movie are somewhat entertaining but they are not worth the tenuous build up.

11.22.63 (2016)

Good show made from a great book

Stephen King's works are notoriously hard to recreate when it comes to the big screen, so making a 8 episode series from a 849 book was the right way to go. The cast of the show is right on the spot with James Franco, Sarah Gadon and Daniel Webber hitting their marks every single time.

However one of the things that brought the show few notches is that the director failed to establish the time frame of the story. Although the show spans for 8 episodes you don't feel the 5 years that supposedly pass from the first to the last episode. The addition of the Bill Turcotte character as Jake Epping's partner also ruined the feeling of loneliness that if founding for the character. Nevertheless the show managed to accurately represent Stephen King's vision on the small screen.