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Revolutionary Road (2008)
Yawn...
Great acting, boring movie. This story is familiar to a lot of people cause it's about a couple and the things couples deal with. It's not really that interesting, especially 2 hours of it. The pace of this movie is so slow, I kept waiting for something interesting to happen. These types of movies are overrated because of the big names in them, and if two no names gave the same performances, I doubt so many people would love it so much. Lots of people will say how great it was, but only because they wouldn't dare to say that Leo was in a bad movie. Obviously mostly everyone here would disagree with me, cause you apparently love movies where nothing happens. Revolutionary road is more like the highways in Saskatchewan, not a whole lot to see, and it's pretty straight forward.
Far Cry (2008)
Bolls best movie, people hate him to be cool or something
I enjoyed this movie, it was fun and pretty well made. I think that people should watch this movie before rating it. There is no way it's a 3/10, seriously did you even enjoy the snore-fest of Oscar movies released recently? I have to try to stay awake watching movies like the Bicurious case of Benjamin Buttkisser, and don't even get me started on Not so Revolutionary Road. If you still enjoying watching movies that are fun, then you won't have a problem with this. It was made in Vancouver and I'm sure there was more than just one person working on this movie. If your head isn't up your butt then you will get over the fact that Boll was involved, you might even be surprised.
Feel the Noise (2007)
No-more-e-on
The whole time I was watching this I couldn't figure out why they were making omarion out to be such a joke. It doesn't take that long to discover this whole movie is really just an excuse to prop his ego. Only it backfires, because this whole movie seems like it either started out as a music video and was made into a movie afterward, or it was a practical joke on 2008's top pick for biggest douche in the universe award.
The acting was pretty bad, or maybe it was the script, I really don't know which was worse. The crowds don't look like they like the music, in fact no one other than omarion sounds like they really dig the crap they are being paid to dance to. Too many musicians think they need to be doing everything. Leave the acting to people who have way more talent and practice at it, and maybe go work on those "phat rhymes".