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PROVERBS

1. Every disease is a physician. ~Irish Proverb 2. Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. ~Norman Cousins 3. A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. ~Author Unknown 4. There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. ~Henri Amiel 5. Diagnosis is not the end, but the beginning of practice. ~Martin H. Fischer 6. The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? ~Martin H. Fischer 7. Medicines heals doubts as well as diseases. ~Karl Marx 8. No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. ~Chinese Proverb 9. A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. ~German Proverb 10. When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. ~Chen Jen 11. He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. ~Benjamin Franklin
12. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

13.The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost 14.[An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out! Woody Allen 15. An elderly man complains to his wife about feeling a little worse for

wear and after a lot of persuasion agrees to go and see a doctor. The doctor checks him out and asks the man to return a few days later for the results. The doctor turns to the patient and says, "I have some good news and some bad news for you. The bad news is that you have terminal cancer, and have tested HIV+. But the good news is you also

have Alzheimers disease so in about 10 seconds you'll have completely forgotten about it." "Ooh good" said the patient. "What was the bad news then?"

16. Your brain is a masterpiece,divided into two parts, left and right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.
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