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The Southpaw
The Southpaw

by Judith Viorst
D
e
a
r
R
ic
h
a
r
d
,
D
o
n

t in
v
ite
m
e
to
y
o
u
r
b
ir
th
d
a
y

p
a
r
ty
b
e
c
a
u
s
e
I

m
n
o
t c
o
m
in
g
. A
n
d

g
iv
e
b
a
c
k
th
e
D
is
n
e
y
la
n
d
s
w
e
a
t
s
h
ir
t
I
s
a
id
y
o
u
c
o
u
ld
w
e
a
r. I
f
I

m
n
o
t
g
o
o
d
e
n
o
u
g
h
to
p
la
y
o
n
y
o
u
r
te
a
m
,
I

m
n
o
t g
o
o
d
e
n
o
u
g
h
to
b
e
f
r
ie
n
d
s

w
ith
.



Y
o
u
r
f
o
r
m
e
r
f
r
ie
n
d
,



J
a
n
e
t

D
ear Janet,

H
ere is your stupid D
isneyland sw
eatshirt, if
thats how
youre going to be. I w
ant m
y
com
ic books now

finished o
r not. N
o girl
has ever played on the M
apes Street baseball
team
, and as long as Im
the captain, no girl
ever w
ill.




Your form
er friend,




R
ichard

P.S. I hope w
hen you go
for your checkup
you need a tetanus shot.
2
D
e
a
r R
ic
h
a
rd
,
Im
c
h
a
n
g
in
g
m
y
g
o
ld
fish
s n
a
m
e
fro
m
R
ic
h
a
rd
to
S
ta
n
le
y
.
D
o
n
t c
o
u
n
t o
n
m
y
v
o
te
fo
r c
la
ss p
re
sid
e
n
t n
e
x
t y
e
a
r. Ju
st b
e
-
c
a
u
s
e
Im
a
m
e
m
b
e
r o
f th
e
b
a
lle
t c
lu
b
d
o
e
sn
t m
e
a
n
Im
n
o
t a

te
rrific
b
a
llp
la
y
e
r.





Y
o
u
r fo
rm
e
r frie
n
d
,



Ja
n
e
t
Dear Janet,
Im not saving anymore seats for you on the bus. For all I care you can
stand the whole way to school. Why dont you just forget about baseball
and learn something nice like knitting?




Your former friend,




Richard

P.S. Wait until Wednesday!
D
ear R
ichard,
M
y
father said I could call som
eone to go w
ith us for a
ride and hot-fu
dge sund
aes. In case you didnt notice, I
didnt call you.







Y
our form
er frien
d,





Janet

3
D
ear Jan
et,
R
em
em
b
er w
hen
I to
o
k the
laces o
u
t o
f m
y blu
e-and-
w
h
ite sneakers and gave th
em

to
yo
u? I w
an
t them
back.


Y
o
ur fo
rm
er frien
d,


R
ichard

P.S. W
ait u
ntil Friday!
D
e
a
r R
ic
h
a
rd
,
C
o
n
g
ratu
latio
n
s o
n
y
o
u
r u
n
-
b
ro
k
e
n
re
co
rd
. E
ig
h
t stra
ig
h
t
lo
sse
s, w
o
w
! I u
n
d
e
rstan
d

y
o
u
re
th
e
lau
g
h
in
g
sto
ck
o
f
N
e
w
Je
rse
y
.





Y
o
u
r fo
rm
e
r frien
d
,



Ja
n
e
t

P
.S
. W
h
y
d
o
n
t y
o
u
a
n
d
y
o
u
r
tea
m
fo
rg
e
t a
b
o
u
t b
a
se
b
a
ll a
n
d

lea
rn
so
m
e
th
in
g
n
ic
e lik
e
k
n
it-
Dear Janet,
H
eres the silver horseback
riding trophy that you gave
m
e. I dont think I w
ant to
keep it anym
ore.


Your form
er friend,


Richard

P.S. I didnt think youd be the
kind whod kick a m
an w
hen
hes dow
n.
D
e
a
r R
ic
h
a
rd
,

I w
a
sn
t k
ick
in
g
ex
a
c
tly
. I
w
a
s k
ic
k
in
g
b
a
ck
!




Y
o
u
r fo
rm
e
r frien
d
,


Jan
e
t

P
.S
. In
c
a
se y
o
u
w
e
re
w
o
n
-
d
e
rin
g
, m
y
b
a
ttin
g
a
v
e
ra
g
e

is .3
4
5
.
4
Dear Janet,

Alfie is having his tonsils out
tom
orrow. W
e m
ight be able
to let you catch next week.




Richard

D
e
a
r R
ic
h
a
rd
,

I p
itch
.




Jan
e
t
Dear Janet,

Joel is m
oving to Kansas and D
anny
sprained his w
rist. H
ow
about a
perm
anent place in the outfield?




Richard
D
e
a
r R
ic
h
a
rd
,

I p
itch
.




Jan
e
t
Dear Janet,

Ronnie caught the chicken pox and Leo broke his
toe and Elwood has these stupid violin lessons. Ill
give you the first base, and thats my final offer.






Richard
5
D
e
a
r R
ic
h
a
rd
,

S
u
sa
n
R
e
illy
p
la
y
s first b
a
se
, M
a
rily
n
Jac
k
so
n

c
a
tc
h
e
s, E
th
e
l K
a
h
n
p
la
y
s c
e
n
te
rfie
ld
, I p
itc
h
.
Its a
p
a
c
k
a
g
e
d
ea
l.






Ja
n
e
t

P
.S
. S
o
rry
a
b
o
u
t y
o
u
r 1
2
-g
a
m
e
lo
sin
g
stre
a
k
.
D
ear Janet,
Please! N
ot M
arilyn Jackso
n.







R
ichard
D
e
a
r R
ic
h
a
rd
,

N
o
b
o
d
y
e
v
e
r s
a
id
th
a
t I w
a
s
u
n
re
a
s
o
n
-
a
b
le
. H
o
w
a
b
o
u
t L
iz
z
ie
M
a
rtin
d
a
le
in
-
s
te
a
d
?




Dear Janet,

A
t least could you
call your gold fish
Richard again?


Your friend,

Richard

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