Hamlet Script
Hamlet Script
Hamlet Script
Hamlet: Andrew
Gertrude: Jennifer
Reynaldo & Claudius: Matt
Polonius: Stephen
Ophelia: Shay
R&G: Brian
Now hurry out of here, I see Hamlet coming and I dont want him to
think anything of our conversations.
CLAUDIUS and GERTRUDE run out
HAMLET enters with book in hand
POLONIUS
Hello, Hamlet.
(No response, HAMLET is caught up in reading his book)
Do you know who I am?
HAMLET
(Finally looks up from book at POLONIUS)
Why of course I do. You sell fish.
POLONIUS
(Confused)Oh no, Im afraid you are thinking of someone else, sir.
HAMLET
Ah Do you have a daughter?
POLONIUS
Why, yes I do.
HAMLET
Well then, let her not walk alone in public. I dont want her getting
pregnant any time soon. Watch out for it, my friend.
POLONIUS
(to himself) Still caught up with my daughter I see. That must be the
cause of this madness
(to HAMLET) I must leave now, sir. It seems as if Rosencrantz and
Guildenstern need to talk with you.
POLONIUS runs out, R&G run in
HAMLET
Ah, how are my good friends doing today? What are you both doing here
in Elsinore?
R&G
(Looking suspicious)
Umm.. Nothing much. Can we not just visit our friend?
HAMLET
Come on, tell me the whole truth.
R&G
Whatever you say. (Pause) You were right to question our arrival. We
were sent to spy on you by the King and Queen who are questioning your
madness.
HAMLET
I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a
hawk from a handsaw.
(R&G look confused)
Oh, it looks as if the players have arrived! What great things are
happening on this day!
POLONIUS and PLAYERS enter
POLONIUS
Look Hamlet, the player have arrived.
HAMLET
I have eyes, dont I?
POLONIUS
These are the actors are some of the best in the world. Watch the
first player perform this monologue.
(FIRST PLAYER acts out fake monologue)
HAMLET
What emotion! What talent! So moving that was.
(Pause)
POLONIUS
They have traveled many miles to come here, Im going to take them to
their rooms.
HAMLET
You can take all of them but the First Player, I have an important
matter to talk with him about.
(POLONIUS nods and runs out with PLAYERS)
(to R&G) Go get rest my friends. I will see you tomorrow.
(R&G run out)
HAMLET and FIRST PLAYER are alone
HAMLET
I need to ask you a favor. Do you know The Murder of Gonzago?
(FIRST PLAYER nods)
Very well. I want you to perform it in front of the court. Ill
provide you with a few alterations, but it should be ready by tomorrow
night. Now go find where you are going to stay.
(FIRST PLAYER runs out)
HAMLET
Now I am alone. What a rogue and peasant slave I am. How in fiction,
can a man force himself to cry? Voice breaking, tears streaming? And
for what? All for nothing?!? (Pause) For Hecuba What is he to her? Or
her to him? What would he do if he had the motive that I did? Yet,
here I am. Too afraid to speak up and take action. Am I a coward? The
son of a father who was murdered Hmmm I have heard that guilty men
profess their actions while sitting and watching this play. Ill have
the actors play something like the murder of my father right in front
of my uncles eyes. With a modern twist of course. Ill observe his
looks and see whats going on. Ahah! The plays the thing where Ill
catch the conscious of the king.
END ACT II