Bang Up

A radio drama

SCENE 1
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Emma. Its Dad. Weve still no news. Katherines the size
of a house though. I never thought Id be going through all this again
at my age. Anyway, hope you get this message; it would be nice to
hear from you. Take care, love.
SCENE 2
PRISON WING OF YOUNG OFFENDERS INSTITUTE. THE SOUND
STARTS OFF DISTINCT. FAST PACED.
LOUD MUSIC PLAYING HIP HOP

GUARD:

(LOUDSPEAKER) Bang up twenty seconds. All lads behind doors.

LOUD BANGING ON CELL DOOR

ISHAN:

Oy Paddy! Patrick! You got any skins?

DOOR SLAMS

PATRICK:

Ave em mate. Under the door.

ISHAN:

Nice one. (BEAT BOX FOR FEW SECONDS) You got any smokes?
FEEDBACK FROM LOUDSPEAKER

PATRICK:

Dont push it!

GUARD:

(LOUDSPEAKER) Ten seconds. Red entry for anyone still on the

landings. No negotiation.
FOOTSTEPS MAGNIFIED

ISHAN:

Oy, Gov. I was meant to be on the gym list.

GUARD:

Not today. Sorry son. (LOUDSPEAKER) Bang up!

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ISHAN:

(SINGING) I wanna sex you up.

DOOR SLAMS. SILENT BEAT.
INSIDE LEE AND PATRICKS CELL. HIP HOP MUSIC STARTS UP
AGAIN MUFFLED OUTSIDE CELL DOOR.

LEE:

(CLOSE) 7 down. Feeling of frustration. 15 letters. First letter D.

Desperation. 1,2,3,4 too short. Disappointment. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. Crap.

PATRICK:

Dissatisfaction. 15 letters. Fits in with 16 across.

LEE:

Cheers.

PATRICK:

No problem Lee, my friend. Budge over. I need to use the crapper.

SCENE 3
EMMA:

Friday 4th November.

Morning:
Put rubbish out.
Do ironing.
Find waterproof spray for shoes.
Afternoon:
Prison 1.30-4.
Dinner:
Beans and waffles.

SCENE 4
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THE SCENE TAKES PLACE IN THE CENTRE OF H WING. THERE IS

BACKGOUND NOISE OF MUSIC PLAYED FROM CELLS, CHATTER,
SHOUTS, ECHOING FOOTSTEPS, OCCASSIONAL
ANNOUNCEMENTS
PATRICK:

Hey! Are you from housing?

EMMA:

Education.

PATRICK:

Can you get me a placement in the kitchens?

EMMA:

Youll need to fill out an app.

PATRICK:

You lot should have that tattooed across your forehead. What do you
teach, Miss?

EMMA:

Literacy. Are you interested? I can sign you up.

PATRICK:

Done literacy already Miss. Got my Level 2.

GUARD:

Can I help you, Miss? Who are you after today?

EMMA:

Lee Brown. Is he on the wing?

PATRICK:

Hes banged up with me.

GUARD:

Im glad youre here. That lad needs something to do. Only time he
leaves that cell is to go to the gym or change his books. Is he
expecting you?

EMMA:

I dont think so. Prisoner Services asked me to come and see him.

GUARD:

Ill fetch him for you, if hell come.

GUARD RUNNING UP STEPS

EMMA:

Thanks.

PATRICK:

So, Miss, dyou fancy coming on a date with me when I get out of
here?

EMMA:

I dont think Im your type.

PATRICK:

I dont have a type. I like all women.

EMMA:

Im too old for you.

PATRICK:

Well if you change your mind, Ill take you clubbing in London!

EMMA:

(LAUGHS) Its not allowed. Id get the sack.

PATRICK:

Hey Lee, your new teacher doesnt fancy me!

LEE:

Well thats a good sign.

EMMA:

Hi Lee. Im Emma.

LEE:

Hi.

EMMA:

So, youre happy to sign up for some lessons?

LEE:

I wouldnt go that far.

GUARD:

Come on now, son. Try your best. Remember what I told you: if you
play by the rules, youll find the game in here gets easier.

LEE:

Alright. So, what do I have to do?

EMMA:

You could help me unfold this stupid table...

THEY OPEN UP TABLE WITH A CLATTER

LEE:

There you go, Miss.

EMMA:

Thanks. Right. (PUTS BAG AND BOOKS ON TABLE) Lets get started.

LEE:

I can read and write already, Miss. I dont see much point in learning
anything else.

EMMA:

Youll get certificates to prove...

LEE:

To prove I can read and write?

EMMA:

(LAUGHS) Look, prisoner services are after formal qualifications. It

cant do any harm, Lee.

LEE:

Id rather just go back and finish the crossword.

EMMA:

They did mention you getting an extra gym session if you show
willing.

LEE:

Alright then. Ill tick your boxes if you tick mine.

SCENE 5
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Emma, its Dad. Katherine gave birth to a beautiful baby

girl at 6.20 this morning. A whopping 8lb 4 oz! Were calling her Tara.
Shes the image of you and Suzy. Ring me if you get the chance, love.
Id really like to hear from you.

SCENE 6
CENTRE OF H WING.
LOUD MUSIC PLAYING. RAP. RAIN HEAVY ON ROOF
GUARD:

(LOUDSPEAKER) All lads for gym session 2, kitchens and afternoon

Mass. 10 seconds.

RAY:

Whats up Gov?

GUARD:

Ive got a banging headache and its still six hours until I knock off!

RAY:

My heart bleeds for you! Ive got another six months!

GUARD:

(LOUDSPEAKER) Behind your doors lads.

INSIDE LEE AND PADDYS CELL. RAP BECOMES MUFFLED FROM

OUTSIDE DOOR. PATRICK IS PLAYING CHRIS DE BURGH
LONELY SKY
PATRICK:

Whats that?

LEE:

Some literacy bollocks.

PATRICK:

What dyou have to do?

LEE:

Answer questions about healthy eating.

PATRICK FARTS LOUDLY
Shit man, you stink!

PATRICK:

Here. Give us your homework. Ill finish it for you!

LEE:

Its alright. I can do it.

PATRICK:

Suit yourself. (STARTS TO SING LOUDLY WITH THE CHORUS) Theyll

build a cage and steal your only sky...

LEE:

Why arent you at Mass?

PATRICK:

Father Joseph banned me for two weeks.

LEE:

Why?

PATRICK:

For blaspheming. I said some bad things about our holy mother. You
got any bog roll? Im dying for a shit.

SCENE 7
EMMA:

Friday 11th November.

Morning:
Put out recycling/rubbish.

Cancel travel insurance.

Buy baby card/baby present. Ideas?
Afternoon:
Prison 1.30-4.
Dinner:
Quiche.

SCENE 8
BACKGOUND NOISE OF MUSIC PLAYED FROM CELLS ON H
WING, CHATTER, SHOUTS, ECHOING FOOTSTEPS,
OCCASSIONAL ANNOUNCEMENTS
EMMA:

Whats up, Lee?

LEE:

Nothing.

EMMA:

Well, if you dont want to work today, Ive got lads to see on B wing.

LEE:

Whatever.

RAY:

Can I have a pen, Miss?

ISHAN:

Cheapskate! He can buy one from the canteen.

RAY:

Yeah, but I need shower gel and Im skint. Go on, Miss.

ISHAN:

Dont give him one.

EMMA:

I dont care. He can have a pen. Write something good with it.

RAY:

Im writing a book.

EMMA:

Great! Whats it about?

RAY:

Sex.

ISHAN:

Bull. Hes kidding you, Miss.

GUARD:

Come on Ray, Ishan; move along. Lees trying to get some work done.

ISHAN:

Ray cant even write.

EMMA:

Then Ill get you signed up for literacy, Ray, and you can get started on
that book of yours.

LEE:

Oy Miss! I thought this was supposed to be my lesson.

EMMA:

And I thought you said I was wasting your time.

SCENE 9
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.
BEEP SOUNDS

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Its Dad. Why dont you ever answer the phone when I
ring? Weve heard nothing from you! Would it have been so hard to
just pick up the phone? (SIGHS) Anyway, just to let you know, your
sisters doing well. She put on 3 ounces this week. Ill ring again later.
Im not going to give up this time Emma.

SCENE 10
H WING.
FEEDBACK FROM LOUDSPEAKER. NOISE FROM LADS.
RAY:

Im not going outside, Gov. My hairs gonna get pure messed up.

GUARD:

Then itll be a red entry from kitchens.

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ISHAN:

Thatll put you back on basic again, mate.

FEMALE GUARD:

Ok. Hands above your head. Out to the side. Turn around. Alright. Off
you go.

GUARD:

(LOUDSPEAKER) All lads behind doors. Mr. Afshad, thatll be a red

entry in 3, 2, 1 seconds. Bang up!
INSIDE LEE AND PATRICKS CELL. MUFFLED SOUNDS OF
GUARDS OPENING AND SHUTTING DOORS : SHOUTING
NUMBERS AND NAMES FOR ROLL.

PATRICK:

(SINGING LOUDLY) Lady in red!

Is dancing with me...

LEE:

Please Patrick. Shut up.

PATRICK:

Its a classic power ballad, Lee! The ladies really go for it. Hold on
there, Ill put it on.

LEE:

Oh shit, no!

PATRICK:

100 Greatest Love songs.

MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY AND PATRICK SINGS ALONG
Never saw you looking as lovely as you did tonight,
Never saw you shine so bright...
SPEAKING
I sing it to my little girl on the phone. She laughs at me.
THE CD PLAYER CRASHES TO THE FLOOR AND THE MUSIC
STOPS.

LEE:

I said shut up!

PAUSE
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PATRICK:

Alright Mate. Keep your hair on!

SCENE 11
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 18th November.

Morning:
Put rubbish out.
Post parcel for the baby.
Co-op buy milk, peppers, noodles.
Print off Ballad of Reading Gaol.
Afternoon:
Prison 1.30-4.
Dinner:
Stir fry.

SCENE 12
H WING. BACKGOUND NOISE OF MUSIC PLAYED FROM CELLS,
CHATTER, SHOUTS, ECHOING FOOTSTEPS, OCCASSIONAL
ANNOUNCEMENTS
GUARD:

Im sorry. He wont come out his cell.

EMMA:

Why?

GUARD:

Claims he has a headache.

EMMA:

Oh. (SIGHS) I cant work out what Im doing wrong. I thought I was
starting to get somewhere with him.
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GUARD:

Dont take it personally, Miss. Hes not an easy lad to reach.

EMMA:

So you dont think he really has a headache?

GUARD:

Doubt it. Hes just unhappy; doesnt trust anyone.

EMMA:

Its such a shame. I keep getting a glimpse of what he might be

capable of. Hes got a really lovely way with words.

GUARD:

Yeah, well, for what its worth, I think hes a decent enough lad. Stick
with it.

EMMA:

I will. (PAUSE) I was going to look at a poem with him today. Do you
think hell read it if I leave it for him?

GUARD:

Worth a try.

EMMA:

Can I post it under his door?

GUARD:

Cell 67. Right landing.

EMMA:

Thanks.
EMMA RUNNING UP THE STEPS. ECHOES. ISHAN STOPS HER
ON LANDING.

ISHAN:

Hey Miss!

EMMA:

Alright, Ishan!

ISHAN:

Will you see Kevin, you know, from building?

EMMA:

I should think so. At some point.

ISHAN:

Can you get him to put me on the next course? Ive been waiting for
months.

EMMA:

Ill try.

ISHAN:

Im sick of wing cleaning. Its bullshit.

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EMMA:

Ill say it to him. Whats your surname?

ISHAN:

Ashraf. Cheers Miss. You looking for Lee?

BANGS LOUDLY ON DOOR
Wake up lazy git! Youre teachers here to see you.

EMMA:

Its alright. I can just slide this under his door.

DOOR OPENS

LEE:

What?

EMMA:

Hi Lee. Im sorry youre feeling sick.

LEE:

Im not.

EMMA:

Oh.

LEE:

I just want to be left alone.

EMMA:

Ok. Im going. (PAUSE) I brought this for you to read. I thought you
might be getting tired of comprehensions.

LEE:

What is it?

EMMA:

A poem. A story really.

LEE:

Ok.
LEE TAKES IT. CLOSES DOOR.

EMMA:

Ok. There you go, then.

ISHAN:

We think hes in here for murder. What do you reckon, Miss?

EMMA:

I dont know. (PAUSE) I thought you were all innocent.

ISHAN LAUGHS

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SCENE 13
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Emma, its Dad. Thanks for your card and the little book
you sent Tara. It means the world to me you know. Would you think
of coming up to visit us? Ive been thinking about it a lot; about you
and Suzy and when you were little. I did everything wrong, I know I
did. Now that Ive been given a second chance to get it right, I want
to... oh this is madness. I cant talk to a machine!

SCENE 14
H WING.
LOUD MUSIC PLAYING R AND B
PRISONERS TALKING INTO A LONG LINE OF PAYPHONES. WE
HEAR SNIPPETS OF CONVERSATION.
PATRICK:

Put her on! I said put her on the bloody phone. Im not stupid. I know
shes there; I can hear her playing.

ISHAN:

I wanna speak to my brother, Abhas Ashraf. A S H R A F. Yeah, its an

inter-prison call. Hes on D wing. Or thats what he wrote in his letter.

RAY:

But I love you, babe. I do.

INSIDE LEE AND PATRICKS CELL. PRISON LIFE MUFFLED
OUTSIDE CELL DOOR.

LEE:

(READING QUIETLY) I never saw a man who looked

With such a wistful eye
Upon that little tent of blue
Which prisoners call the sky,
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And at every drifting cloud that went

With sails of silver by.
(SIGHS. STARTS AGAIN) I never saw a man who looked
With such a wistful eye...
PATRICK:

Give it rest will you, Lee? Im trying to read Nuts.

SCENE 15
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 25th November.

Morning:
Put rubbish out. Dont forget recycling.
Return library books.
Think about plan for Christmas.
Afternoon:
Prison 1.30-4.
Dinner:
Soup.

SCENE 16
BACKGOUND NOISE OF MUSIC PLAYED FROM CELLS, CHATTER,
SHOUTS, ECHOING FOOTSTEPS, OCCASSIONAL
ANNOUNCEMENTS
EMMA:

Did you get a chance to read the verses I gave you?

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LEE:

Yeah. Some of them.

EMMA:

Thats brilliant. I was half expecting you to screw them up and toss
them in the bin.

LEE:

Yeah. Im sorry about the other day, Miss.

EMMA:

So, what did you think?

LEE:

I dont really get it.

EMMA:

Its partly a protest poem. Wilde seems to be suggesting that the

prison system is about destroying people, not reforming them.

LEE:

I wasnt talking about the meaning. I dont get why you gave it to me.

EMMA:

Because Im fed of teaching you to pass a test! I want you be excited

about our lesson for a change.

LEE:

Why?

EMMA:

Because, believe it or not, Im not that keen on just ticking boxes. If I

sneak in some poetry and creative writing, I feel better about myself,
alright?

LEE:

Alright.

EMMA:

Its got to be better than talking about punctuation.

LEE:

Yeah. (PAUSE) Go on then. You said its about destroying people.

EMMA:

Yes. Its a really powerful poem. It stirs big thoughts and feelings.

LEE:

Like what?

EMMA:

Whenever I read it, it makes me feel uncomfortable, inspired, sad.

(PAUSE) How does it make you feel?

LEE:

What do you want me to say?

EMMA:

Whatever you like.

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LEE:

I dont know Miss.

EMMA:

Is that it?

LEE:

Yeah.

EMMA:

Alright. Lets forget the poem for now. (FINDS A PIECE OF PAPER) I
marked the sentences you wrote for me. This one here...describing
the girl: (EMMA READS LEES WORK) Louises dirty trainers stared up
at her accusingly. (TO LEE) Its a great sentence. Theres a lot in there.

LEE:

I only wrote it cos you said I had to use an adverb.

EMMA:

But thats my point: I give you a tedious instruction and you write
something interesting. Not everyone can do that. Id like you to write
something longer for me, something creative.

LEE:

Like what?

EMMA:

You could start by describing what you see around you and show me
next week.

RAY:

(SINGING) You better watch out, you better not cry... (SPEAKING TO
LEE) Cheer up, mate. He knows if youve been bad or good...
(SINGING) So be good for goodness sake!

EMMA:

What happens in here at Christmas?

LEE:

I dunno.

EMMA:

Do you think theyll try and make it festive?

LEE:

I doubt it.

EMMA:

Alright Lee. I get the hint; youve had enough for today. Ill tell the gov
weve finished.
EMMA GETS UP. STARTS PACKING AWAY

LEE:

What are you doing for Christmas, Miss?

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SHE PAUSES. SITS DOWN

EMMA:

I dont know. (PAUSE) Ive got to choose between spending the day by
myself or with my Dads new family.

LEE:

So go to your Dads.

EMMA:

I should. I just dont want to. He ruined Christmas when we were kids.

LEE:

How?

EMMA:

Booze, fags, fighting. We had to play quietly, never rock the boat.
(SIGHS) I was always holding my breath.

LEE:

So dont go, then, Miss. You could come here instead.

EMMA:

I dont think theyd let me. But thanks for the invite. So, are you going
to give this piece of writing your best shot?

LEE:

Ill try, Miss.

EMMA:

Dont look so worried Lee. Youre doing really well. (PAUSE) And you
dont have to call me Miss. My names Emma.

SCENE 17
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE SINGING) Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!

(SPEAKING) I hope you had a great day love and Im sorry I missed the
post. Taras been up with colic for the last few nights; poor lamb.
Anyway, another year older, another year wiser as they say. Maybe
you should think about settling down and having kids yourself.
(LAUGHS) That would make little Tara an auntie!

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SCENE 18
NOISE OF PRISON WING
BANGING ON DOOR. KEYS UNLOCK. OPEN.
GUARD:

Just doing roll. You alright, Lee?

LEE:

Yeah.

GUARD:

Whatre you writing?

LEE:

Something for Miss.

GUARD:

Good lad. Keep at it.

DOOR LOCKED AND WE ARE NOW INSIDE LEE AND PADDYS
CELL. NOISE OF WING BECOMES MUFFLED OUTSIDE DOOR.

LEE:

(READING OUT LOUD) I cant see a lot. I can see bars that go from the
top to the bottom of the window. The window is mucky. You told me
to write about what I can see. I can see smudges and dust in the
corners of the glass. Theres a dead spider: it died in prison when it
could have gone anywhere to die. Its raining. I can see rain.

SCENE 19
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 2nd December.

Morning:
Pick up prescription.
Find polling card - vote.
Dont forget petrol.
Post back dvd to lovefilm.

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Afternoon:
Prison 1.30-4.
Dinner:
Jacket potato.

SCENE 20
BACKGROUND NOISE OF PRISON WING
LEE:

What do you think, Miss?

EMMA:

Call me Emma. Were not at school.

LEE:

Sorry, I keep forgetting.

GUARD:

Cmon now, head down Lee, lad. Get your work done for the teacher.
I want you back on wing cleaning asap. Hes the best weve got Miss.

EMMA:

I wont keep him long.

GUARD:

Im just teasing. Nothing as valuable as an education, eh Lee?

EMMA:

I heard youd got yourself a job.

LEE:

Yeah. Its no big deal.

EMMA:

Well, youve made the Gov happy!

LEE:

So, what do you think of my writing, Miss?

EMMA:

I like it Lee. Youve got a chatty style.

LEE:

Is that good?

EMMA:

I think so: youre a natural.

LEE:

Really?

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EMMA:

Even in this short piece, you start to talk about ideas. You even made
me interested in the spider. Its good.

LEE:

Thanks. I thought you might say I should have done more.

EMMA:

Well, I want you to go back and have another look. Describe whats
beyond the window. And if you really want to impress me, use a
simile!

LEE:

Whats that again?

EMMA:

Comparing one thing to another, to help make an image stronger. For

example, erm....the stranger disturbed me, like a

LEE:

A bad dream?

EMMA:

Yeah. Yeah. Thatll do! So, do you think you can write me something
for next week?

LEE:

(ALMOST EAGER) Ok.

SCENE 21
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Emma. Its Dad. If youre there, pick up. Emma? Oh well. I
just fancied a chat. Katherines taken Tara to her Grans for a few days
and Im here on my own. I started feeling, I dont know. Sentimental, I
suppose. Too much time on my hands; too easy to start thinking.

SCENE 22
PRISON WING
LOUD MUSIC PLAYING HIP HOP
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GUARD:

(LOUDSPEAKER) Bang up twenty seconds. All lads behind doors.

RAY:

Awww gov. I need to ring my girl. One more minute, please.

GUARD:

Fraid not, Ray. If she really loves you, shell still be there tomorrow.
(SINGING) Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree,
Its been seven long years, do you....
INSIDE LEE AND PATRICKS CELL. PRISON LIFE MUFFLED
OUTSIDE CELL DOOR. THE GUARDS SONG ALSO CONTINUES
BEHIND THE DOOR.

LEE:

(READING WORK) Ive tried writing this all week, Miss. I mean, Emma.
I wanted to make it so good, really long with loads of descriptions and
ideas and all that. Now its already Friday morning and Im back from
the gym and apart from our lesson this afternoon, the whole
weekends stretching out in front of me like a, like a... just realised
this is going to be your simile, Miss! Like a stinking turd! Any good?
Ignore that. What about a sleepless night? The whole weekend is
stretching out in front of me like a sleepless night. Anyway, now Ive
got started, it feels better. Here goes.
I can see a spiders web on the outside of the window. It has tiny
silver threads, fine threads with drops of water clinging to them and
loads of little insects caught up in it. My dead spider is still here on the
wrong side of the glass. Maybe he died of hunger.
The prison wall is high and grey. On the top of it is barbed wire. It
loops along the top, like you see in escape movies. Look closely, you
told me. Alright: dead leaves. They are flying up and over the wall like
they might be dancing and chanting, Look at us! You cant stop us! Is
that a stupid thing to write? Theyre just dead leaves.

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SCENE 23
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 9th December.

Morning:
Buy toothpaste, bread, fruit.
Get birthday card for Dad. Post it.
Afternoon:
Prison 1.30 4.00pm
Dinner:
Pizza.

SCENE 24
BACKGROUND NOISE OF PRISON WING
ANNOUNCEMENT:

(LOUDSPEAKER) Bang up! Everyone back behind doors.

MOANS AND SHOUTS OF PROTEST FROM THE BOYS

EMMA:

Can I keep Lee for a bit longer? Weve only just got started

GUARD:

Sorry, Miss. They need to recount; rolls wrong again.

EMMA:

How long will they be?

GUARD:

How longs a piece of string?

EMMA:

What about just one more minute?

GUARD:

Alright, but youre going to get me in trouble!

EMMA:

Thanks! Alright Lee, a super speedy lesson today. Your writing is

expressive, its...sad. I like the way you write about the spider and

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jump from beauty to death. When youre watching the autumn

leaves, your writing is so full of hope and then crashes into a kind of
despair in an instant. And your simile...
LEE:

Stinking turd?

EMMA:

Like a sleepless night! I know what a sleepless night feels like and I
dont envy you.

LEE:

Do you ever do any writing?

EMMA:

Sometimes.

GUARD:

Come on now Lee, lad: behind your door.

EMMA:

Look over the wall Lee. Write about what you see; how it makes you
feel.

LEE:

(CALLING OUT TO HER) You should write something for next week
too, Miss!

EMMA:

My names Emma.

SCENE 25
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Thanks for the lovely card. I wish I still had time for
fishing! Have you thought about coming for Christmas? Theres a fold
out settee in Taras room. The only thing is you might not get much
sleep! Shes a little monkey at night. Have you heard from Suzy at all?
I presume shes staying in Tokyo. Give us a ring if you get a chance,
love.

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SCENE 26
NOISE OF PRISON WING. ECHOES. MUSIC. SHOUTS
LEE:

Ive finished both landings, Gov. Can I knock off now?

GUARD:

Washed and polished?

LEE:

Cant you tell?

ISHAN:

(SHOUTING FROM GROUND FLOOR UP TO LANDING) Oy, Gov. Hes

taken my turn at pool and Im gonna knock him out!

GOV:

(SHOUTING DOWN) Ill knock both your heads together if theres any
trouble. You hear me! (SPEAKING TO LEE) Youve done a good job,
Lee. Go on, Ill put the machines away.
INSIDE LEE AND PATRICKS CELL. PRISON LIFE MUFFLED
OUTSIDE CELL DOOR.

LEE:

(READING OUT LOUD) Its Saturday, Miss. Im banged up and Patrick

has gone to Mass so Ive got an hour of quiet. Thats a joke, Miss. Its
never quiet here.
Im looking out the window. I can see the path heading down through
the fields to some houses; a village I think. Is that where you live? A
gov is riding his bike up the path. He looks knackered and his bikes
shit.
This is what I see: I see him locking his bike up really mate, no ones
gonna nick it! Hes walking along. A better word; lumbering along, fat,
tired and something else. Reluctant. Theres a good word, eh Miss?
Lee was reluctant to cooperate: heard that one a few times.
Now I see a girl with a pushchair. Its weird to think that we live in the
same place. I fill my lungs up with air and hold onto it. When I let it go,
my warm breath mists the window up. The baby girl is out of her
pushchair now. She must be older than she looked at first; a toddler.
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The air that I breathe in and out is the air that she breathes too. She
can see the same heavy yellow sky that I can see. Her mum looks up.
She must have felt the flakes of snow Ive just seen falling. They dont
see me and they dont know me. The girl is excited. Shes trying to
catch a snow flake in her mouth. Ive got a baby girl too, Miss. Did I
tell you that already? How does it all make me feel? Useless.

SCENE 27
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 14th December.

Morning:
Clear snow.
Buy eggs and milk from Co-op.
Get to work early. Write something for Lee.
Afternoon:
Teaching 1.30 4.00pm
Dinner:
Omelette.

SCENE 28
BACKGROUND NOISE OF PRISON WING
LEE:

Shes called Lexsie.

EMMA:

Does she live with her Mum?

LEE:

Shes with a foster family.

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EMMA:

Do you see her?

LEE:

No. I want to. I think I could. I mean, I think I still have the right to.

EMMA:

Then you should. What do you need to do?

LEE:

Loads: a parenting course, anger management. I need to fill out apps

so I can talk to people and have meetings. I cant do all that.

EMMA:

Dont try and do everything at once. Just take each small step and
things will move forwards.

LEE:

It scares me.

EMMA:

She needs you. Youre her Dad!

LEE:

And what sort of Dad do you think I am?

EMMA:

I dont know but youll be out of here in a year. Maybe youll be a

really great Dad.

LEE:

Yeah maybe. (PAUSE) You said youd write something. Did you?

EMMA:

Lee, I could try and help you to see her again. I could call into family
liaison and get someone to come over and talk to you

LEE:

Read it to me.

EMMA:

It seems a bit frivolous compared to your writing: no big revelations,

Im afraid.

LEE:

Dont start making excuses, Miss!

EMMA:

Alright. (Pause) Its snowing again. The flakes are light and small but
persistent, settling a clean layer of white on the grimy surface of
Borstal Village.

LEE:

Is that where you live?

EMMA:

Yes.

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LEE:

Youre not supposed to tell me that.

EMMA:

So shoot me! Shall I carry on?

LEE:

Yeah. Go on.

EMMA:

My breath is heavy as I struggle not to slip, pass the end of the road
and set off through the fields.
There is some lively banter at the gate.

LEE:

What banter?

EMMA:

I dont know, chatting and joking. The driver shouts something, rolls
up the window and moves off. It is only then that I see the snowman.

LEE:

I saw it too. I watched them building it from my window. Go on.

EMMA:

H M P is pressed into his front in small, round stones. His arms are
branches, stretching on one side towards the perimeter fence and on
the other, pointing over the fields to where the North Downs slide
towards Wouldham and Burham. His face is grim, his mouth
downturned.
Esther waves to me, points towards the snowman. Who made it?
It was the lads, she calls to me with some pride. Do you know hes
smiling on the other side of his face?

LEE:

Its good. Its almost cheerful.

EMMA:

What? Do you mean my writing or the snowman?

LEE:

Your writing, Miss.

SCENE 29

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ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Hello Emma, love. I got the parcel this morning. I took a
sneaky peek Babys First Christmas its so sweet. Thanks love. That
was really thoughtful. Does that mean youre not coming up to us
though? It would be nice if you were there to see Tara wearing it. Ive
been telling her all about her big sisters. Come on, Emma! Come and
spend Christmas with us!

SCENE 30
PRISON WING. BOYS TALKING ON PAY PHONES. WE HEAR
SNIPPETS OF CONVERSATIONS.
RAY:

I cant hear you. Theres a fella havin a row with his missus. What?
No! Were not having a row. The fella on the phone next to me.
What? No! Just cos I ask you to send me a few quid dont mean I
dont love you. I love you. Thats why Im ringing you!

ISHAN:

Yeah. A S H R A N. Ashran. Im trying to get a call through to my

brother in your prison. His letter said hes been moved to E wing.
NOISE CARRIES ON MUFFLED BEHIND CELL DOOR

LEE:

(READING OUT LOUD) I never saw a man who looked

With such a wistful eye

Upon that little tent of blue...
I read those verses from The Ballad of Reading Gaol again this
morning. Im sorry I was so crap before when you tried to talk to me
about it. I didnt know how to explain the way it made me feel. Do
you know though Miss? In the end, it was simple. It made me feel like
I could write about being in here: about being me.
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Just describe the sky, you said. Im looking at it now, just like he was. I
keep thinking about that and wondering which of us is luckier. Dont
start opening an ACT document on me, Miss. Im not thinking of
hanging myself. Its just that it seems like his life became
uncomplicated once there was nothing left to hope for.
Its a light grey sky today, like a concrete pavement. No boring; flat
grey like an uneasy thought. It was an angry sky the day they arrested
me and that fits well. Did you look up what I did to get banged up,
Miss? I bet you did, but maybe not. You might not be so kind to me if
you read what they wrote about me. But thats not the whole truth.
I did grievous bodily harm to him and Id do it again and again and
again. Id smash his skull. The report doesnt say that I still dream
about that most nights. Or what he was doing to my family.
When I walked in our bedsit that day, Louise was out of it. Hed given
her scag in exchange for, well, you know what, Miss. She let him do it
to her on the floor while Lexsie was screaming in the cot.
I should have picked that hot little bundle up and taken her far away
with me. I could have left them to it. I think about using my t shirt to
dry her tears and the taste of salt when I kiss her angry little face.
I saw Louises knickers screwed up on the floor. I felt shame and
humiliation burn through me and I hated her then for what shed
done. I looked at him there, doing up his fly, tucking in his shirt and
with that smile on his face: I just did what I did.
I signed up for those courses, Miss: anger management and Parentis.
Sounds a bit like an STD.

SCENE 31

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EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 23rd December

Morning:
Ring in sick
Go for walk
Afternoon:
Doctors 2.30pm
Evening:
Ring Dad
SCENE 32
BACKGROUND NOISE OF PRISON WING

LEE:

Hey, gov! Have you seen the literacy teacher?

GUARD:

Not today. She was in to see Tariq and Mickey on Wednesday.

LEE:

She should be here by now.

GUARD:

She might be ill, Lee.

LEE:

But Ive done the work she asked me to do.

GUARD:

Good lad. I think youve turned a real corner.

LEE:

Can you give this to her if shes here Wednesday? Dont read it gov!

GUARD:

Word of honour.

SCENE 33
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

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BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) When I got your message, I couldnt believe it! I was

jumping about like a chimpanzee. No need to bring anything, just
yourself. Oh and when the SAT NAV tells you that youve reached
your final destination, youre almost there. Keep going until you see
the house painted blue. Thats us. See you Sunday, then.

SCENE 34
PRISON WING. CHRISTMAS DAY.
PATRICK:

Bet youre going home for a great big turkey and ham, arent you
Gov? Not the sliced muck they give us here.

RAY:

I reckon hes got a jolly wife whos warming his socks

PATRICK:

and boiling up the figgy pud.

GUARD:

I wish, lads. If only.

PATRICK:

(SINGING) So bring me some figgy pudding,

So bring me some figgy pudding,
RAY AND GUARD JOIN IN WITH SONG. HEARD NOW THROUGH LEES
CELL DOOR.

LEE:

(READING OUT LOUD) You werent here to tell me what to write

about Miss but Im going to write something anyway. See how Im
taking responsibility for myself? Tick, tick, tick, lock, unlock, lock,
unlock.
Theyve also told me Im working on managing my resentments, my
addictive personality, my unrealistic expectations of everyone else,
my low self esteem and the dim and miserable memories of my whole
crappy life spent in local authority care (or couldnt care less). So

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youre lucky I have any time left to write. I hope youre noticing my
complex sentences and interesting adjectives. Good, eh?
And this is what I can see out of my window today. For a start, the sun
is out and the sky is clear and blue. I can see the valley sloping down
from my cell into broad, flat fields. These are the North Downs, cut in
two by the River Medway. Have a look at that water, Miss. Imagine
how good it would feel to leap into it.
What if I was not here but on that river, in a boat with my baby
Lexsie? Would I look up towards the dark gatehouse and new pig hut
wings? Would I even think about the men inside? No! Not if I had
another life. Some men fish and write and build things. Some men are
good husbands, workers, friends and dads. Do you know something,
Miss? I have never really been anyones son. Thats something to
resent. Its something to feel very sorry about.
Patricks carol singing outside the door so I cant think anymore. I
hope you come in on Friday. Ive got something to tell you.

SCENE 35
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Why did you take off like that? Where did you go? Emma?
Are you at home? (HEAVY SIGH) Ok. I dont know what to do. Just
please let me know youre home safe.

EMMA:

Dad?

BRUCE:

Emma. Thank god! Are you ok?

EMMA:

Not really. It was just too much.

BRUCE:

But Katherine had gone to so much trouble. She

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EMMA:

Dad! Stop pretending everythings fine.

BRUCE:

What else can I do? I want to make it up to you. Im trying to be a

good dad now.

EMMA:

You could have tried when we were little.

WEIGHTY SILENCE

BRUCE:

I cant turn back time.

EMMA:

And I cant forgive you.

SCENE 37
LEE AND PATRICKS CELL. LATE CHRISTMAS NIGHT. PATRICK IS PLAYNG
CLASSIC CHRISTMAS SONGS.
PATRICK:

Merry Christmas Lee. I rolled you a fag.

LEE:

I dont smoke.

PATRICK:

Can I have it then?

SCENE 38
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 30th December.

Morning:
Buy a card for Katherine. Thank you? Sorry?
Post letter to Suzy.
Ring Medway Canoe Club. 831452. Ask for Sam.
Do I need wetsuit/own canoe/previous experience?

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Can I just turn up?

Afternoon:
Prison 1.30 4pm
Evening:
Cinema.

SCENE 39
BACKGROUND NOISE OF PRISON WING
EMMA:

Long time no see!

LEE:

Where have you been?

EMMA:

Ive taken one small step!

LEE:

What?

EMMA:

I thought about what I told you to do and it seemed so logical. Take

each small step and there you go!

LEE:

What are you talking about? You look a bit wild!

EMMA:

You cant say that to me! Im your teacher!

LEE:

Sorry, Miss.

EMMA:

Emma.

LEE:

Emma.

EMMA:

You told me to look at the river, so I did and I saw a sign!

LEE:

Youre really not making much sense, Miss.

EMMA:

Medway Canoe Club!

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LEE:

Cool. Are you alright, Miss?

EMMA:

Yes, I am. I read your two pieces. You made me cry. What have you
got to tell me?

LEE:

Theyre gonna bring Lexsie in to see me on Tuesday.

EMMA:

Lee, thats brilliant!

LEE:

Good, eh? I hope she likes me.

EMMA:

She will. Give her time.

LEE:

Yeah.

EMMA:

And Lee?

LEE:

What?

EMMA:

Ive never looked at your file. I dont look at any of the files. I find it
easier not knowing.

LEE:

But I need you to understand that Im not a nutter. It was just him. No
one should have to put up with what he was doing to us.

EMMA:

I know.

LEE:

(PAUSE) Okay. Good.

EMMA:

And Lee, one more thing.

LE:

Yeah?

EMMA:

I do like your complex sentences.

SCENE 40
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

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KATHERINE:

(MESSAGE) Hi Emma, its Katherine. Thank you for the card. There
was nothing to be sorry about. Really. (PAUSE.) He regrets so much.
You dont always see the bit of him thats broken but we do. (PAUSE)
Anyway, I, erm, I hope you didnt mind me ringing. (BABY CRYING) Oh
no! Thats Tara again. I better go. I just wanted to say that it was really
good to meet you. Ok. See you.

SCENE 41
PRISON WING. A COMMOTION
ISHAN:

Get your hands off me. I swear, theres nothin in there. Get your
hands off my stuff!

GUARD:

Calm down lad unless you fancy a trip down the SEG. Theyre just
taking a look.

ISHAN:

Ill sue them!

NOISES MUFFLED BEHIND LEES DOOR

LEE:

(READING OUT LOUD) Behind me, the stink of deodorant, sweat, chip
fat and bleach. In front of me, everything we named together:
Nashenden Farm, Fort Borstal, the Shoulder of Mutton Woods, chalk,
grasslands and winter dead blackberry bushes. This is my home.
How had I missed all the ways out of here? Right in front of my eyes,
so many possibilities: the road, the river and the railway tracks. Can
you hear the f you swoosh of the fast train to France and the weird
hum of the wind under the bridge? I hear it some nights behind
Patricks snoring and the lonely shouting from the cells where the new
boys dont know yet that no-one listens to them.
When I see canoes on the river, I think of you now and wonder if you
ever look up to watch the lorries that I watch, one after another after
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another making their way to Dover and across to Calais and all the
way to China if they want to. And what do you think Im going to do
with my life? I think about that a lot now.
If she needs her nappy changed, they will do it. If she is hungry, they
will feed her. If she cries, they will comfort her. But she is still mine!

SCENE 42
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 6th January.

Morning:
Phone Princes Trust ask about Prison Mentoring scheme.
Order wetsuit.
Shave legs. Or wax?
Afternoon:
Prison. Talk to Lee about mentoring.
Take biscuits for staffroom.
Evening:
Simply Italian!

SCENE 43
BACKGROUND NOISE OF PRISON WING
GUARD:

Who are you looking for today, Miss?

EMMA:

Lee, if you can spare him.

GUARD:

Sorry, hes not on this wing anymore. Try SEG.

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EMMA:

SEG?

GUARD:

Gimme a second. Ill check for you.

LOUD NOISE OF PRISON WING. BOYS SHOUTING.

EMMA:

Hey Patrick! Wheres Lee?

PATRICK:

SEG.

EMMA:

Why?

PATRICK:

He went for the new boy! It was savage!

EMMA:

What? Which new boy?

PATRICK:

Dean someone.

EMMA:

When was this?

PATRICK:

Dunno. Monday, I think. Hey, can you lock my cell, gov? Them
thieving langers want to take my dove shower gel.

GUARD:

Done it already, Patrick, my man.

EMMA:

So, is he still in SEG?

GUARD:

Yeah, he was taken straight down there.

EMMA:

What was the fight about?

PATRICK:

They knew each other from outside. Dean called your one. You know,
Lees ex, his baby mum.

EMMA:

What?

PATRICK:

He said she was a crack whore with great tits.

GUARD:

Patrick, watch your language in front of the lady!

PATRICK:

Sorry Miss, but thats what he said.

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EMMA:

Did Lee get hurt?

GUARD:

Ive no idea. He looked fine. More than I can say for the other lad.

EMMA:

Why? Whats wrong with him?

GUARD:

Lee snapped his arm. I heard it go. Horrible, horrible sound!

SCENE 44
LEE:

(READING OUT LOUD) I didnt see my baby. I didnt see my baby. I

didnt see my baby. I didnt see my baby. I didnt see my baby.
Louise, do you miss her too? Do you think about me at all? Where are
you? You should have been a proper Mum. Whats wrong with us?

SCENE 45
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) Suzys getting married to a Japanese fella. A teacher. Have

you spoken to her? (PAUSE) I suppose shes gonna stay out there
forever. (PAUSE) I made life unbearable for you all, didnt I? I know I
did.

SCENE 46
SEGREGATION UNIT. CENTRAL AREA. GUARDS CHATTING.
EMMA:

Hi. Im Emma from Education. I was hoping to see Lee Brown.

SEG GUARD:

Follow me. Youll have to have to teach him in his cell Ive nowhere
else free this afternoon.

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EMMA:

Thats fine.

SEG GUARD:

You must be a good student Lee. Your teachers found youre hiding
place.

LEE:

Miss.

SEG GUARD:

Leave the door open. Ill be in the corridor.

EMMA:

I spoke to Patrick and the gov on H. They told me you were here.

LEE:

Yeah.

EMMA:

They said I could see you for a few minutes. Where are your shoes?

LEE:

No shoes on suicide watch.

EMMA:

Please dont give up.

LEE:

What?

EMMA:

You still have choices. This is just a setback.

LEE:

You dont get it. I broke his arm.

EMMA:

He provoked you. Patrick told me what he said!

LEE:

And do you often break peoples arms, Miss?

EMMA:

No but then Im not often in your situation.

LEE:

Ill go to court. Ill be resentenced. I didnt even get to see her.

EMMA:

I know.

LEE:

Its spoilt. Whats the point anymore?

EMMA:

Stop it Lee. Dont say things like that.

LEE:

Then lets stop talking about it. Tell me something about you.

EMMA:

Like what?

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LEE:

Your canoeing. Hows my river?

EMMA:

Yeah, good. Beautiful actually. I got myself a wet suit. I look like a
tadpole in it. (PAUSE) Lee, please dont do anything stupid.

LEE:

I cant look for you anymore. I cant see the river from here, Miss.

EMMA:

But you can see a patch of sky and the corner of B wing. (LAUGHS)
What more do you want?

LEE:

The little tent of blue. See? I remember.

SCENE 47
EMMA:

(CLOSE) Friday 13th January.

Morning:
Meet Sam at canoe club sunrise (hopefully!)
Ring Suzy. Find out how to set up Skype!
Sort out travel insurance/tickets.
Afternoon:
Prison 1.30 -4.
Talk to family liaison about Lee.
Book week off end of March!
Evening:
Meet Sam at 8!

SCENE 48

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SEGREGATION WING. LEES CELL. DOOR OPEN. GUARD AT

DOOR.
EMMA:

Nice to have a private cell.

LEE:

Yeah. Youd almost miss Patrick taking a shit.

SEG GUARD LAUGHS
You have the chair. I can sit on the bed.

EMMA:

They told me what you tried to do. Why Lee?

LEE:

Hey Gov, knock, knock?

SEG GUARD:

Whos there?

EMMA:

Lee!

SEG GUARD:

Lee who?

LEE:

Lee who they watch in case he robs

The prison of its prey. Thats who.

EMMA:

Thats not funny. Youve got to

LEE:

What? Snap out of it?

EMMA:

Yes! I learnt that from you.

LEE:

Hmmm.

EMMA:

You got so close to getting what you wanted.

LEE:

I wanted to die.

EMMA:

You wanted your baby girl. And you will get her back. Ill help you. I
met with family liason and

LEE:

No.

EMMA:

Stop being so selfish! Youre all shes got!

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LEE:

Im tired. I want to sleep now, gov.

SCENE 49
ANSAPHONE:

(HUMAN VOICE) Emma (ROBOTIC VOICE) cannot come to the phone.

Please leave a message after the beep.

BRUCE:

(MESSAGE) What have you girls been up to? Im gobsmacked.

Katherine gave me the tickets after she put Tara down for her nap.
Best get my suit to the dry cleaners and (STRUGGLES AS IF READING)
Arigat as they say in Tokyo. (PAUSE) I know Ill never be forgiven for
what I did to you girls and your Mum but thanks for the second
chance.

SCENE 50
QUIET ON SEGREGATION WING. EMMA TAPS ON OPEN DOOR.
EMMA:

Hi. Im Emma from Education. Can I see Lee Brown?

SEG GUARD:

Sorry. Hes not here.

EMMA:

Where is he?

SEG GUARD:

They took him to court, first thing.

EMMA:

When will he be back?

SEG GUARD:

I doubt he will.

EMMA:

What? Never?

SEG GUARD:

Theyll resentence him and put him in with the big boys, I should
think.

SEG GUARD 2:

There you go, mate. Cuppa tea! Alright Miss! Want one?

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EMMA:

No thanks. I was just going.

SEG GUARD:

She was looking for Lee Brown.

SEG GUARD 2:

Are you his teacher?

EMMA:

Yes. Well, I was.

SEG GUARD 2:

Ive got his folder here. If you could file it, youll save me a job.
SCENE 51
EMMA STARTS TO READ SNIPPETS OF LEES WRITING AS SHE
FLICKS THROUGH HIS WORK.

EMMA:

(READS OUT LOUD) I can see smudges and dust in the corners of the
glass....The whole weekend is stretching out in front of me like a
sleepless night....They dont see me and they dont know me....Id do
it again and again and again....if she is hungry, they will feed her, if
she cries, they will comfort her. But she is still mine.... (FINDS NEW
WRITING AND STARTS TO READ) I am in a dark, (LEES VOICE JOINS IN)
dark room.

LEE:

(TAKES OVER READING OUT LOUD) My eyes are closed tight and it is
silent inside my head. I am not here anymore. I am stood at the edge
of nine acre wood. I watch as your canoe points like an arrow, up river
to a different place. There are so many choices. I have made mine,
Miss.

EMMA:

My names Emma.

LEE:

(TURNS OVER PAGE) Emma.

THE END

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