On Writing: A Memoir of The Craft by Stephen King (Excerpt)
On Writing: A Memoir of The Craft by Stephen King (Excerpt)
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grunts, unless he’s on duty), but he’s got the inspiration. It’s
right that you should do all the work and burn all the mid-
night oil, because the guy with the cigar and the little wings
has got a bag of magic. There’s stuff in there that can change
your life.
Believe me, I know.
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favorite, the john. You can even read while you’re driving,
thanks to the audiobook revolution. Of the books I read each
year, anywhere from six to a dozen are on tape. As for all the
wonderful radio you will be missing, come on—how many
times can you listen to Deep Purple sing “Highway Star”?
Reading at meals is considered rude in polite society, but if
you expect to succeed as a writer, rudeness should be the
second-to-least of your concerns. The least of all should be
polite society and what it expects. If you intend to write as
truthfully as you can, your days as a member of polite society
are numbered, anyway.
Where else can you read? There’s always the treadmill, or
whatever you use down at the local health club to get aerobic.
I try to spend an hour doing that every day, and I think I’d go
mad without a good novel to keep me company. Most exercise
facilities (at home as well as outside it) are now equipped with
TVs, but TV—while working out or anywhere else—really is
about the last thing an aspiring writer needs. If you feel you
must have the news analyst blowhards on CNN while you
exercise, or the stock market blowhards on MSNBC, or the
sports blowhards on ESPN, it’s time for you to question how
serious you really are about becoming a writer. You must be
prepared to do some serious turning inward toward the life of
the imagination, and that means, I’m afraid, that Geraldo,
Keith Obermann, and Jay Leno must go. Reading takes time,
and the glass teat takes too much of it.
Once weaned from the ephemeral craving for TV, most peo-
ple will find they enjoy the time they spend reading. I’d like to
suggest that turning off that endlessly quacking box is apt to
improve the quality of your life as well as the quality of your
writing. And how much of a sacrifice are we talking about
here? How many Frasier and ER reruns does it take to make
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