Mobile

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata
hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat
aata hai
Updated: 05/07/2006

Stars light Stars bright Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I
might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams
Updated: 13/09/2006

Notice ur phone got heavier Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love.
affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!
Updated: 23/08/2006

1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, Send This SMS Free on
Mobile
1 evening i will come 2 ur room, lock the door, turn off the lights, join u in
bed. i'll come closer 2 u, my lips near ur face.... & i'll shout: have a gr8 night!

Updated: 07/07/2006

O K My dear gud night swt dreams Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye,dhere se hawa apko kuch keh
jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe mango,hum dua karenge apko wo mil
jaye.......O K My dear gud night swt dreams
Updated: 24/06/2006

shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly,bcoz u might be Send This SMS Free on

Mobile
0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I'm walking slowly,bcoz u might be sleeping,I'll just
leave my message 4u"GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS
Updated: 10/06/2006

Zindagi me kamyabi ki Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Zindagi me kamyabi ki MANZIL k liye KHWAB zaruri hai !! Aur khwab
dekhne k liye NEEND !! To apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi chadho !! Aur ..... SO
JAO!! GUD NITE
Updated: 10/06/2006

My day may be hectic. Send This SMS Free on Mobile

My day may be hectic. My schedule may be tight. But I would never let the
day end without saying good night. Sweet dreams
Updated: 10/06/2006

In URDU Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Raat ko jaab tou neend ka saffer pa nakllette ,apnney marrmarrey hathoon ka
takkia sa banatte,ma terri kushboo sa mehak sa jatta,kash ma terray haseen
hath ka kaggan hotta,good night & sleep tight
Updated: 10/06/2006

In Hindi Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Param Pratapji, Param Tejasvi, Maha Kripalu, Atyant Dayaalu, Pujaniya,
Sarva Shaktishali, Del Maharani. Sone jaa rahi hai.Saare bhakt bolo GOOD
NIGht
Updated: 10/06/2006

G-o to bed Send This SMS Free on Mobile

G-o to bed O-ff the lights O-ut of tensions D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore
worries G-et up early H-ave a nice day T-hank God always
Updated: 10/06/2006

wish i would there to hold u tight Send This SMS Free on Mobile
wish i would there to hold u tight,instead of saying this loving gud nite
Updated: 10/06/2006

KAASH KHUSHIYON KI KOI DUKAAN HOTI, Send This SMS Free

on Mobile
KAASH KHUSHIYON KI KOI DUKAAN HOTI, HUME BHI USKI KOI
PEHCHAAN HOTI, BHAR DETE AAPKE HAR PAL KO KHUSHIYON
SE, KEEMAT USKI CHAHE HAMARI JAAN HOTI...!GOOD NIGHT
Updated: 10/06/2006

JIYO ITNA K MARNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE, Send This SMS Free on

Mobile
JIYO ITNA K MARNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE, HASNA ITNA K RONA
MUSHKIL HO JAYE, KISI SE PYAAR KARNA BURI BAAT TOW NAHI,
MAGAR PYAAR KARNA TOW ITNA K BHULANA MUSHKIL HO
JAYE..!GOOD NIGHT
Updated: 10/06/2006

Smiling is the second best Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Smiling is the second best thing u can do by ur lips, Of course u know the
1st...? Stop thinking weird... stupid its keeping ur mouth shut...
Updated: 10/06/2006

The greatest gift u can give Send This SMS Free on Mobile
The greatest gift u can give 2 sum1 is your time. B'coz when u give sum1 ur
time. You're givin them a portion of life that U never get back. Good Night
Friend
Updated: 10/06/2006

AS a day turns into night, K Send This SMS Free on Mobile

AS a day turns into night, Keeping worries out of site... No matter how tuf d
world may seem, But.... U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight.... Good
Night!!!
Updated: 10/06/2006

Money can buy a house not ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Money can buy a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not
health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR
MONEY & BE HAPPY. Good Night
Updated: 10/06/2006

My Math teacher told m Send This SMS Free on Mobile

My Math teacher told me 1 Hour=60 Mins & 1 Min = 60 secs. but she never
told me 1 sec without a FRIEND like you is equal to 100 years. Miss you,
Good Night, have a sweet dream
MUNNABHAI JOKES Send This SMS Free on Mobile
PROFESSOR
Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

MUNNA BHAI
Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh
nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

****

CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

****

MAMU
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

****

CIRCUIT
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

CIRCUIT
Nehi Bhai, woh apni chain pechan lega

Updated: 13/11/2006

TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Updated: 09/09/2006

Life imprisonment Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Updated: 09/09/2006

bestseller Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Updated: 09/09/2006

haircut Send This SMS Free on Mobile

A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, "How long before I can
get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two
hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How
long before I get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop full of
customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves.

A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop an says,
"About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey Bill, follow that
guy and see where he goes."
In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?"
Bill looked up and said, "To your house."

Updated: 26/08/2006

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-
kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha
ha.....
Updated: 15/06/2006

jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri
bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Updated: 15/06/2006

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai Send This SMS Free on
Mobile
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai na to makeup hai, na baalon ko
sajaa rakha hai aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko Tum ne
zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
Updated: 12/06/2006

Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki
Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
Updated: 12/06/2006

mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai Mohit : - Beta vo abhi
SMS padh raha hai.
Updated: 12/06/2006

jab tanhai ka ehsas ho Send This SMS Free on Mobile

jab tanhai ka ehsas ho, na koi tumhare pass ho, na tum kisi ki nazar main
ho, na koi tumhari nazar main ho, tu samjh lena ke tum BATHROOM main
ho.
Updated: 12/08/2007

hello Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Kya mangu khuda se tumhe pane ke bad, Kiska karu intzar tere ane ke bad,
kyo kisi ke liye jan luta dete hai log, Mujhe malom hua tumhe pane ke
bad... ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Mohabbat Ka
Imtihaan Aasan Nahi, Pyaar Sirf Paaney ka Naam Nahi, Muddatein Beeth
Jaati Hai Kissi Ke Intezaar Mein, Yeh Sirf Pal Do Pal ka Kaam Nahin.
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Aapki Berukhi Koh
Bhi Rutabaa Diya Humney, Pyaar Ka Harr Farz Adaa kiya Humney, Na
Sochiye ki Bhool Gaye hain Aapko, Aaj Bhi Khuda sey pehle aapko yaad
kiya humney. ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Nah
Jaane aapke intna yakeen kyon hai, Aapka khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai,
Jaante hai ki aapka deedaar namumkin hai, Phir bhi aankon mein intezaar
wahi hai... ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Kudrat ke
karishmey mein gar raat nah hoti, Khwabon mein bhi unsey mulaqaat nah
hoti, Yeh dil toh har ek gum ki wajah hai, Yeh dil nah hota toh koi baat nah
hoti. ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Shikayat nah
karta zamaane sey koi, Agar maan jaata mananey sey koi, Kissi koh phir
yaad na karta koi, Agar bhool jaate bhoolane sey koi. ************
********* ********* ********* ** Ek pal ehsaas ban key aate hoh, Aur
doosre pal khwaab ban ke udd jaatey hoh, Yeh maloom hai ki tanhai sey
darr hai humey, Phir bhi baar baar tanha chod jaatey hoh.... ************
********* ********* ********* ** Aankhein Khuli Hoh Toh Chehra
Aapka Hoh, Aankhein Bandh Hoh Toh Sapnaa Aapka Hoh, Humey Maut
Ka Na Darr Na Khauff Hoga, Agar Kafan Ki Jagah Dupatta Aapka Hoh.
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Pyaara Sa Ek Ehsaas
Hain Aap, Harr Pal Humhare Paas Hain Aap, Jiney Ki Ek Aas Hain Aap,
Mann Ka Ek Vishwaas Hain Aap, Shayad Ish Liye Kuch Khaas Hain Aap.
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Humhara Harr Lamha
Churaa Liya Aap ney, Aankhon Koh Ek Chaand Dikha Diya Aap ney,
Humey Zindagii Toh Dii Kissi Aur ney, Par Itna De Kar Jeena Sikha Diya
Aap ney. ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Kitna bhi
chaho na bhool paoge hume jitni door jaoge nazdik paoge hume mita sakte
ho to mita do yaaden meri magar kya sanso se juda kar paoge hume.
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Dil ki baat jo na aaye
zubaa pe, Wo aankho ke sariye bayan ho jaati hai, Hume jo mohobbat hain
tumse janne man, Ye paigham khud ba khud bayya kar jaata hai\"
************ ********* ********* ********* ** \"Paigam - e -
muhobbat chaar lafzon mein baya karoon, Kaise jurrat kare ke khuda ke
karamat ki tareef karoon, Yun to ek jhuki nazar keh deta hai sab kuch, Par jo
na samje, uski badnassebi ko kya kahoon?\"\" ************ *********
********* ********* ** Mohabbaton me Zarasi kasak zaroori Hai.....
Shikayatonke gulonki Mahek Zarooree Hai... Koi sawal Karoon Main
Tumse to Naaraz mat hona Jaan.... Kyon ki Sachche Pyar me thoda sa shak
zarooree hai... ************ ********* ********* ********* **
Muddat se door the Hum... Aap miley..Aaap ka milna Achcha laga... Sagar
se gehree lagee Aapki Mohabbat... Tairna to aata tha...Per Doobna Achcha
Laga..... ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Wo Waqt wo
lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge..... Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge... Door
se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko. Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge...
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Guzar gaye woh
chaman se bahar ki tarah, aankhon main bas gaye hai intezaar ki tarah, kaise
bhula de unhe hum apni yaadon se, unhone inkaar bhi kiya izhaar ki
tarah...... ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Dil se teri
yaad na jaaye to kya karoon Tasveer mein tu hi tu nazar aaye to kya karoon
Lene ko to le aayon tumhe khwaboon mein Par neend hi na aaye to kya
karoon ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Kuch Nasha
Aapki Baat ka hai.. Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi
Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Mohabat ho gayi
jinse shikayat unse kya hogi, zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi,
agar woh ruth gaye mujhse ...... To zarur koi meri hi khata hogi..
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Kuch riste anjane me
jud jate hain, pehle dil phir zindgi se jud jate hai, kehte hai us daur ko
mohabbat, jisme dil se dil na jane kab mil jate hai. ************
********* ********* ********* ** Hamari yaad me wo bhi kabhi khoye
honge, Khuli aankhon se wo bhi kabhi soye honge, Mana ke muskurana
andaaz hai gam chupane ka, Magar hanste hanste wo bhi kabhi roye honge-
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Luv not one, Luv not
two Luv d one who luvs u true, Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who
luvs u more, Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks, Luv not
seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits. ************ *********
********* ********* ** simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us
laugh, A simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you
think of me. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .. .. I Miss U ************
********* ********* ********* ** unhe to fursat nahi milne ki humse,
aur hamara waqt guzarata hai unki fariyaad karke, agar aaye woh meri maut
pe, toh keh dena abhi soye hain tumhe yaad karke ************
********* ********* ********* ** ************ *********
********* ********* ** Ish nazar koh aapka intezaar rehta hai, Dil aapse
milne koh beqaraar rehta hai, Aap humsey miley yah nah miley, Phir bhi
humhara pyaar barqaraar rehta hai. ************ ********* *********
********* ** Nikalte hain aason jab mulaqat nahi hoti, Tot jata hai yeh dil
jab bat nahi hoti, Aapki jan ki kasam ea dost, Jab aapki yad nah aaye aisi koi
sham nhi hoti. ************ ********* ********* ********* ** Tarasti
nigahaon ki pyaas hain aap, Tadapti dil ki aas hain aap, Bujhti zindagi ki
saans hain aap, Phir kaise nah kahe ki kuch khaas hain aap. ************
********* ********* ********* ** Ush din khuda ney bhi jasn manaya
hoga, Jis din aapko apne haaton sey banaya hoga, Ush ney bhi bahahe
honge aasoon, Jab aapko bhej kar khud koh tanha paya hoga.
************ ********* ********* ********* ** Hum toh sirf aapki
baat kiya karte hain, Har dhadkan pey aapki naam liya karte hain, Aap hoh
humey humari jaan sey bhi pyaare, Tabhi toh waqt bewaqt aapko yaad kiya
karte hain. ************ ********* ********* Aapki ek muskurahat NE
hamarey hosh udaa diye. Aapki ek muskurahat NE hamarey hosh udaa diye.
Hum hosh me aane hi wale the. Ki aap Phir se muskura diye ....
************ ********* ********* PHOOL bankar muskurana zindagi
hai.. MUSKURA ke gum bhulana zindagi hai.. Mil kar khush hue to kya
hue.. Bina mile rishte nibhana zindagi hai.. ************ *********
********* Deepak me agar noor na hota, Tanha dil majboor na hota, Hum
aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate Agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
************ ********* ********* DOSTI AGAR BURI HAI TO USE
HONE MAT DO, HO GAYI TO USE KHONE NA DO, AUR AGAR DOST
HO SABSE PYARA TO USE SONE MAT DO....... !! JAGTE RAHO !!
************ ********* ********* Kasoor na unka tha na hamara, Hum
dono hi rishto ki rasam nibhate rahe, Who dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum
mohabbat ko dil me chhupate rahe. ************ ********* *********
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari, Nazar NE dil ki nazar utari, Nazar NE dekha
nazar ko aise, Ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari. ************ *********
********* Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan
vaset, Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
************ ********* ********* ************ *********
********* Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali, Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti
tumhaar! I. Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree, Agar AA jaaye
muskaan hont pe tumahari. ************ ********* ********* Duriyon
ki na parwah kiya kijiye, Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye, Hum door jyaada
nahi aapse, Bas apni aankhon ko palko se mila lijiye. ************
********* ********* Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyar ka naam Jo
aata hai to Dar lagta hai, Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko,
AB koi haath milata hai to Dar lagta hai, ************ *********
********* Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dur ho, Aapki har
khwahish hakikat me manzur ho, Ho jaye Jo aap humse khafa, Khuda na
kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho…
Updated: 02/07/2007

hi Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Waqt NE sari kahani hi badal dali, Pyar ka naam Jo aata hai to Dar lagta hai,
Zakham kuch aise bhi apno NE diye hai mujhko, AB koi haath milata hai to
Dar lagta hai,
Updated: 02/07/2007

apna e-mail id aur password sms kar Send This SMS Free on Mobile
sardar to his friend: yaar mujhay zara apna e-mail id aur password sms kar
mera account nahi khul raha 2nd sardar sends an sms: id--
cool_baljeetsingh@lovelysms.com password---- ************ mera
password kisi nu dassi naa
Updated: 15/11/2006

E-MAIL ore Female! Send This SMS Free on Mobile

American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India mein
to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Updated: 26/10/2006

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi... Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Updated: 25/10/2006

Fair & Lovely! Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila..!!

Updated: 25/10/2006
Coca Cola Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola..!!

Updated: 25/10/2006

MAAR DALA MAAR DALA Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak. Chicken started
singing & dancing : " HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA MAAR
DALA MAAR DALA "
Updated: 25/10/2006

When I call you... Send This SMS Free on Mobile

When I call you..
1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
2. Ringing means i like u.
3. Ringing means i miss u.
4. Ringing means i need u.
5. Ringing means behray phone utha
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho
to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup
rahiyega...

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!

Hi,
Ur
Alluring!!!
Attractive!!!
Appealing!!!
Sweet!!!
Good-looking!!!
Charming!!!
Glamorous!!!
Beautiful!!!
Eye-catching!!!
Smart!!!
Striking!!!
Fascinating!!!
Beautiful!!!
Seductive!!!
Bubbly!!!
Sparkling!!!
Full of life!!!
Dazzling!!!
Shining!!!
Vivacious!!!
Energetic!!!
Head turner!!!
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Humorous!!!
Smart!!!
Witty!!!
Funny!!!
Stunning!!!
Lovely!!!
Superb!!!
Exquisite!!!
Fabulous!!!
Excellent!!!
Fantastic!!!
Outstanding!!!
Exceptional!!!
Terrific!!!
Wonderful!!!
Glittering!!!
Tempting!!!
Persuasive!!!
Influential!!!
Credible!!!
Likeable!!!
Attention-grabbing!!!
Impressive!!!
Sparkling!!!
Remarkable!!!
Marvelous!!!
Prominent!!!
Pleasing!!!
Extraordinary!!!
Congenial!!!
Friendly!!!
Good-natured!!!
Great!!!
Amazing!!!
Tremendous!!!
Elegant!!!
Fashionable!!!
Well-groomed!!!
Stylish!!!
Chic!!!
Neat!!!
Graceful!!!
Pleasing to Eye!!!

(bas khush, ab aur kitna jhooth likhwayegi mujhse

bachcha.lal.verma@gmail.com
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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with
tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise
Updated: 24/11/2006

Give me one kiss to go to sleep Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Give me one kiss to go to sleep. Give me two kisses to dream. Give me an
endless row of kisses to, when I wake up in the morning, think of you as the
last kiss I never forget it.
Updated: 21/11/2006

Whats kissing ? Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.
Updated: 24/07/2006

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky Send This SMS Free on Mobile
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the
morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
Updated: 24/07/2006

Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips Send This SMS
Free on Mobile
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing?
..??.. (Answer is "KISS").
Updated: 24/07/2006

LOVE IS BLIND Send This SMS Free on Mobile

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND
Updated: 24/07/2006

PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND Send This SMS Free on

Mobile
A PAGE IS YELLOW IN WHICH U WILL FIND A FELLOW WHO WILL
KISS U UNDER THE PILLOW.
Updated: 24/07/2006

Got a gift 4 u! Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Got a gift 4 u! No cost! No batteries required! Tax free, performs silently,
extremely personal! Fully returnable! Its a hug from ME 2 U!!
Updated: 09/06/2006

Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Send This SMS Free on

Mobile
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
Updated: 26/05/2006
what kisses mean!KISS Send This SMS Free on Mobile

what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be

friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS
ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Updated: 18/11/2006

LOVE IS BLIND Send This SMS Free on Mobile

LOVE IS BLIND BE VERY KIND WHEN I KISS U PLZ DONT MIND
Updated: 15/11/2006

saying goodbye Send This SMS Free on Mobile

You left without saying goodbye,you never meant to give another try,yet my
love for you will never die,i'll always love you as the days go by
Updated: 09/10/2006

If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u shower Send This SMS Free on
Mobile
If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers. if a hug was a second i'd send u
hours. if a smile was water i'd send u a sea. if love was a person i'd send u
mee....Hayat
Updated: 04/10/2006

i want 2 kiss u Send This SMS Free on Mobile

darling! i love u..
u r so far
i miss u...
really i miss u...
bcoz i want 2 kiss u!.........

moti hamaar kutte ka naam Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Updated: 09/11/2006

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya
hoga...
Updated: 09/11/2006

Congrats You can make free calls Send This SMS Free on Mobile
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according
to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Updated: 09/11/2006

MENTAL CASE Send This SMS Free on Mobile

Press Down if u think u r MAD.

I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

4 roses, just for you Send This SMS Free on Mobile

4 roses, just for you!

1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Apako asshirwad milai Ganesh se.
Vidya mile Saraswati se.
Daulat mile Laxmi se.
Khushiya mile Rab se.
Pyaar mile Sab se.
Yahi duwa hai is dil se.

“HAPPY DIWALI”
Aaj se aap ke yahan,
Dhaan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankatto ka nash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka saar par taj ho,
Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho
“Happy Diwali”
Aaj se aap ke yahan…
Dhan… Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho,
Sankatto ka…. Nash… Ho
Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho,
Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka…. Vas… Ho
* Happy diwali *
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Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”
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Zindagi ek Gift hai, (Qabool kijye)

Zindadi ek Ehsaas hai, (Mehsoos kijye)
Zindagi ek Dard hai, (Bant lijye)
Zindagi ek Aansu hai, (Pee lijye)
Zindagi ek Pyaas hai, (Pyaar dijye)
Zindagi ek JUdai hai, (Sabar kijye)
Zindagi ek Milan hai, (Muskura lijye )
 Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face

Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and demanded Rs 50 crore or else he
would burn them with kerosene. Please donate. I have already donated 25 litres.

Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the zip! Enter your hands in between your
zip... take out your... book from your bag and study!

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in
my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too
much for u, so here is a shortcut - Just think about ME!

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?

Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor
and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!

Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?

Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari, Rampyari. Ladke ka naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka gu JAGGU

Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai...
Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.

Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing
around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!
Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai..
Theek hi kehte hain,faltoo kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.