Bride Wars
Bride Wars
Bride Wars
{5444}{5493}Yeah.
{5494}{5553}- And here you are.|- Oh, look.
{5554}{5616}A duck made out of ice.|Isn't this great?
{5617}{5664}Know what else is great?
{5665}{5743}Going home early and watching|your backed-up TiVo?
{5744}{5792}Am I that predictable?
{5793}{5849}How about one more dance...
{5850}{5921}and I'll give you my piece|of the cake- if you let me lead.
{5922}{5969}Very funny.
{5970}{6037}- Come on. Come on.|- You know I always lead.
{6038}{6098}Hey. Oh.
{6099}{6148}Hi, girls.
{6149}{6201}/- Are you ready to catch this bouquet?|- Gotta go.
{6202}{6277}/- I'm so happy all of you are here.|- On the other hand, always fun
.
{6278}{6325}I know. They take it so seriously.
{6326}{6418}/My work friends, sort of.
{6419}{6512}/My college buds- Oh, my God.
{6513}{6579}Emma Allan, is that the same dress|you wore to the Delta Gamma...
{6580}{6689}"Kegs for a Cause" semiformal,|like, a bazillion years ago?
{6690}{6742}- Yeah.|- What's your point? Because it's a classic.
{6743}{6816}- If a dress works, you work it hard.|- Oh.
{6817}{6874}See, that is sweet. And loyal.
{6875}{6930}Girlfriends sticking up|for each other.
{6931}{6988}/I like that, a lot. Keep that.
{6989}{7082}- Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this?|- Yeah.
{7083}{7182}Just think about it,|feel it, catch it{7183}{7269}One, two, three!
{7346}{7414}/I would have seen the signs|if I'd been there.
{7415}{7533}/It's all right there.|/Look at Emma's eyes-Like a hunter's.
{7534}{7652}/And Liv's hand-How would you like that|/clasped around your throat?
{7653}{7761}/Not that either of them can imagine|/hurting each other at this poi
nt.
{7762}{7844}/Why should they?|/They've been inseparable for 20 years.
{7845}{7920}Okay, slow down.
{7921}{7997}- Why can't we run with iPods?|- We can't run with iPods because iPo
ds...
{7998}{8052}are for people who can't be alone|with their own thoughts.
{8053}{8102}I'm literally running circles around you.|Do you know that?
{8103}{8154}Do you know how many things|I can think about at once?
{8155}{8196}You know what a multitasker I am.
{8197}{8244}You're not enjoying my conversation?|Is that what you're saying?
{8245}{8292}- I'm hurt. I am very hurt, Liv.|- I gotta go.
{8293}{8335}- All right. Have a good day.|- Love you.
{8336}{8396}- Call me. Tell me how the meeting goes.|- Watch this power walk.
{8397}{8452}- Whoo!|/- Whoo!
{8453}{8508}Hey, did you get the changes to the brief?
{8509}{8561}- Read and highlighted in the cab.|- Great.
{8562}{8632}Purse. It's like the whole city|is made out of lint.
{8633}{8732}/It's an aggressive approach, exploiting|/the weaknesses of our plai
ntiff's case...
{8733}{8783}and I think judicially|we'll find favor{8784}{8856}Particularly if we pull Justice Givens.
{8857}{8904}Thank you, Liv.
{8905}{8952}Our best associate, Mr. Simmons.
{8953}{9005}Maybe your approach|is too aggressive.
{9006}{9057}/I mean, if we pound them...
{9058}{9114}as you suggest, they'll hardly|be in the mood to settle.
{9115}{9194}Mr. Simmons, you don't-|You don't know me, but l{9195}{9241}/I know you.
{13089}{13280}- Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? You wanna try that?|- Yeah, love it.
{13281}{13336}Oh{13366}{13414}Tiffany box.
{13415}{13466}- You're getting engaged?|- I'm getting engaged.
{13467}{13540}- I'm getting engaged!|- You're getting engaged!
{13541}{13572}- Oh, my God!|- Oh, my God!
{13573}{13635}- Emma-|- No! Stop it. No. Liv!
{13636}{13705}- I have to look.|- Stop it! No! No!
{13706}{13771}No, no!
{13773}{13864}You can't stop me.
{13871}{13943}I'm sorry.
{13945}{14012}But he should see your face|when you first see the ring.
{14013}{14056}Good call.
{14057}{14104}You always think of others, Emma.
{14105}{14152}It never occurs to me like that.
{14153}{14255}I mean, sometimes it does.
{14256}{14324}I'm really happy for you.
{14325}{14389}Promise me you won't tell anyone|until after he proposes.
{14390}{14548}Oh, God. I would never.|I'd be out of my mind.
{14568}{14645}I'm engaged!
{14677}{14740}- Can we get four tequila shots?|- No. No.
{14741}{14800}No, no, no. None for me.
{14801}{14848}- Oh, right.|- I'm fine.
{14849}{14932}Acapulco, 2006-|Emma and Fletcher on a break.
{14933}{14981}"Never talk about that weekend again."
{14982}{15090}"I'm so lonely and confused,|and very thirsty. Please, Miguel"{15091}{15144}Okay, okay, okay.|Make it stop. Please.
{15145}{15194}/All right, a toast.
{15195}{15262}To Liv-|Congratulations to an amazing friend.
{15263}{15329}And condolences to Emma,|Liv's maid of honor.
{15330}{15396}She will surely be|the most nightmarish bride ever.
{15397}{15444}It is my burden and mine alone.
{15445}{15514}- I'll be repaying the favor very soon. Cheers.|- Drink up.
{15515}{15608}- What did I rush down here for?|- Nate! I'm getting married.
{15609}{15649}- Get out.|- Yeah.
{15650}{15697}Oh, my God. Sister's gettin' married here.
{15698}{15788}- Where's-Where's the groom?|- Oh. Oh. He's not /here.
{15789}{15876}Well, he hasn't actually|popped the question yet.
{15877}{15918}A toast-To Daniel...
{15919}{15981}/who in his own world|/is just working late...
{15982}{16029}but I guess in Liv's world|has just proposed.
{16030}{16077}So God bless him for wanting...
{16078}{16136}to spend his life|with my sister in any world.
{16137}{16237}- To Liv.|- We love ya.
{16238}{16376}- He's a lucky guy.|/- Yep. The biggest day of a girl's life.
{16377}{16482}I'm gonna be right back.
{16597}{16714}- Damn. Should I?|- I got it.
{17006}{17112}I mean, they didn't get|to see me graduate law school...
{17113}{17229}or read Nate's first story|in /New York magazine.
{17230}{17352}So I can't share this with 'em.
{17358}{17459}I wish your parents|could be here too.
{17460}{17552}Whatever. It's fine. I'm fine.
{17553}{17600}Liv, you're only human.
{17601}{17690}You don't have to have it together|every minute of every day.
{17691}{17780}Former chubby girls-|We're made of steel.
{17781}{17855}And Splenda. We survive.
{17856}{17905}Well, first of all, you weren't fat.
{17906}{18004}But, yes, you do survive.
{18005}{18052}- Thanks, Em.|- You're welcome, Liv.
{18053}{18109}You're gonna be|the best maid of honor.
{26059}{26114}Oh!
{26130}{26284}- I love "Bring Your Hot Girlfriend to Work" day.|- Totally.
{26285}{26332}/And that is the journey that brought...
{26333}{26441}/these two young brides to my townhouse|/on that particular aftern
oon.
{26442}{26520}- No, no, no. Don't do that.|Not now. Not now. Let's go.
{26521}{26568}Okay. I'm good.
{26569}{26616}/I'm Marion St. Claire...
{26617}{26792}/the most sought-after|/wedding planner in Manhattan.
{26889}{26960}- Hi. We're Marion's 1:00.|- Mm-hmm.
{26961}{27052}We're both getting married,|and we're both each other's maid of ho
nor.
{27053}{27163}No way. That's incredible.
{27219}{27338}Ms. St. Claire will see you now.
{27339}{27388}- Hi. I'm Liv Lerner.|- Hi, Ms. St. Claire. Wow.
{27389}{27425}- This is Emma Allan.|- What an honor.
{27426}{27472}- We've been best friends for a long time.|- I can't believe this.
{27473}{27494}Sit.
{27495}{27584}- Okay.|- Got it.
{27685}{27764}A wedding marks the first day...
{27765}{27813}of the rest of your life.
{27814}{27880}You have been dead until now.
{27881}{27944}/W- Were you aware of that?
{27945}{27997}You're dead right now.
{27998}{28030}- I understand.|- Thank you.
{28031}{28120}Angela, for example, will die dead.
{28121}{28202}/Now I've read the brief|/that she put together on you{28203}{28306}June weddings at the Plaza.
{28307}{28408}So it's not even a remote possibility?
{28409}{28495}If you'd gone elsewhere, not a chance.
{28496}{28567}But you've come to me.
{28568}{28628}Call me dream catcher. I'll answer.
{28629}{28716}Ooh. Dream catcher.
{28717}{28776}I happen to have...
{28777}{28914}/three openings at the Plaza in June.
{28916}{28971}Two the first Saturday...
{28972}{29030}and one the last Saturday.
{29031}{29084}That would be the 6th and the 27 th.
{29085}{29148}Oh! My parents' anniversary|is the 6th. That's so meant to be.
{29149}{29196}- Oh, my gosh!|- Yeah.
{29197}{29253}- Well, then I'll take the 27 th.|- Great.
{29254}{29320}Um, you'll wanna discuss this|with your grooms.
{29321}{29370}- No.|- All right then.
{29371}{29425}Just sign and...
{29426}{29476}date these.
{29477}{29529}- Okay.|- This feels pretty good right now, I gotta say.
{29530}{29602}Now, uh, we should discuss themes.
{29603}{29652}- Uh, elegant minimalism-|- Classic traditionalism{29653}{29756}- with romantic textures.|- and trendy infusion.
{29757}{29812}- I'm impressed.|- Really?
{29813}{29892}- Well, we love you so much.|- She means- She means "Thank you."
{29893}{29952}Your 1:15 is here, Ms. St. Claire.
{29953}{30020}Thank you... so much.
{30021}{30105}/I have packets for you up front.
{30106}{30166}Bride to bride, there's only|one June opening left at the Plaza.
{30167}{30248}Oh, my God. Thank you.|You are so sweet.
{30249}{30326}Ms. St. Claire, first off,|I'm obsessed with you.
{30327}{30374}- Uh, it's an honor and a privilege.|- Sit.
{30375}{30435}Sure.
{30576}{30670}June. At the Plaza.
{48068}{48123}Uh{48153}{48223}Surprised?
{48224}{48283}So one of us...
{48284}{48387}is not moving her date?
{48389}{48523}Well, you amaze me, Liv. You really do.
{48524}{48633}You-You never ask me what I want.|You just figure you know best, e
nd of story.
{48634}{48681}"Emma, wear this.|Emma, say that."
{48682}{48729}Well, Emma's pretty|frickin' tired of it.
{48730}{48736}Oh, whoa.
{48737}{48778}Don't think I didn't notice|how totally freaked out...
{48779}{48825}you were because I had the nerve|to get engaged before you did.
{48826}{48842}/Okay, wait.
{48843}{48893}First of all, Daniel|bought that ring in December.
{48894}{48979}Okay? So officially, I was first.
{48980}{49003}Oh, pathetic. Pathetic!
{49004}{49085}/Second, people always make you|/do things you don't wanna do.
{49086}{49172}Emma, it's like you don't have a spine.|Oh, wait. That's right.
{49173}{49228}You /don't have a spine.
{49229}{49287}Wow.
{49291}{49340}No one could accuse you|of being soft, Liv.
{49341}{49414}/You grabbed the first date|/in June Marion offered...
{49415}{49475}without even asking me first.
{49476}{49531}At least I'm not so terrified|of being alone...
{49532}{49628}that I people-please|my way through life.
{49629}{49676}Emma, you settle.
{49677}{49747}Are you saying that|I'm settling with Fletcher?
{49748}{49796}I wasn't thinking about Fletcher.
{49797}{49853}You came up with that one on your own.
{49854}{49912}Ooh.
{49967}{50016}Move your date, Liv.
{50017}{50125}You move your date, Emma.
{50195}{50291}It's done. You lose.
{50336}{50453}Your wedding better watch it.
{50456}{50521}What did you just say?
{50522}{50606}I said your wedding|should be very scared right now.
{50607}{50713}If I were your wedding,|I'd sleep with one eye open.
{50714}{50790}Why don't you just|save your threats for Daniel?
{50791}{50862}After all, isn't that how|you got a proposal out of him?
{50863}{50921}- That's how I did it.|- Your wedding can suck it.
{50922}{50998}What did you just say?|My wedding can suck it?
{50999}{51053}- I said your wedding can suck it.|- Your wedding can s- be{51054}{51133}I mean, yours can be, um{51134}{51190}Can-Can be, uh{51191}{51246}not that{51247}{51312}Please.
{51331}{51376}- Bye, ladies.|- Hey, Liv.
{51377}{51435}Yes.
{51442}{51516}Your wedding will be huge.
{51517}{51630}Just like your ass at prom.
{51634}{51708}We're done.
{51897}{51994}5:00, Saturday, June 6. Done.
{51995}{52045}- Done.|- Hmm.
{52046}{52063}Good.
{52064}{52143}Now we just have to find you|another maid of honor, uh, and fast.
{52144}{52199}You'll be spending more time|with her than with the groom.
{52200}{52272}- My friends won't take sides.|- Who says it has to be a friend?
{52273}{52329}- No! No! Not just a bridesmaid.|/- This spot okay?
{52330}{52420}Yeah. Maid of honor. Maid of honor.
{52421}{52473}Yeah. We were so close in law school.
e.
{94179}{94235}I'm gonna go with a clip-on|'cause I can't figure this out.
{94236}{94300}- You have no patience.|- Really?
{94301}{94366}Mm-mmm.
{94400}{94537}Kind of think I wait|around too long.
{94568}{94621}Hey, let me buy you a cup of coffee.
{94622}{94705}Oh, um, I-I can't.|I'm late for, um{94706}{94763}But I'll call you.
{94764}{94869}Um, when I'm not-You-That-|You look, um, you look really{94870}{94975}You're gonna make a very|handsome bride "giver-awayer."
{94976}{95045}Thank you.
{95046}{95128}And, Em, you're gonna make|a beautiful bride. Really.
{95129}{95183}- Yeah?|/- Yeah. I always thought so.
{95184}{95261}Thanks. Bye.
{95862}{95977}/ Despite it all,|/when morning broke on that sixth ofJune...
{95978}{96060}/it was the perfect day for a wedding.
{96061}{96108}/Well, two weddings.
{96109}{96169}T-minus three hours, people.
{96170}{96252}Guard your camps, execute your duties,|and we may make it out of h
ere alive.
{96253}{96342}Incoming, people.
{96420}{96468}Roses for Lerner.|Peonies for Allan.
{96469}{96527}- Has the Allan officiant reported for duty yet?|- Yes, he has.
{96528}{96557}- Linens for Lerner?|/- Yes.
{96558}{96592}Excellent.
{96593}{96689}Let's move, people.|This is not a dress rehearsal.
{96690}{96846}Amazing. You can't even|see the blue anymore.
{96890}{96957}Oh, Liv.
{96962}{97051}My God, you're the most|beautiful bride I have ever seen.
{97052}{97096}Thank you.
{97097}{97202}Oh, uh, excuse me a sec.
{97222}{97296}She's so weird.
{97297}{97377}God, I'm so nervous.|I don't know why.
{97378}{97457}- Is the veil supposed to go like that?|- Yes. Why?
{97458}{97525}Oh, no. You look fine.
{97526}{97662}You know, honestly, the pressure|we put on brides these days to lo
ok perfect.
{97663}{97719}It's just ridiculous.
{97720}{97838}You don't have to look your most beautiful|on your wedding day. Ok
ay, everybody?
{97839}{97897}Mom!
{97900}{97947}/You know, if you want my opinion{97948}{98028}You know what, Deb? I don't.|I don't want your opinion.
{98029}{98096}Wh-What?
{98098}{98184}Deb, I have been dealing|with versions of you my whole life...
{98185}{98232}and I'm gonna tell you something...
{98233}{98281}that I should've told myself|a long time ago.
{98282}{98322}Sometimes it's about me, okay?
{98323}{98397}Not all the time, but every once|in a while it's my time. Like tod
ay.
{98398}{98449}If you're not okay with that,|feel free to go.
{98450}{98513}/But if you stay,|/you have to do your job.
{98514}{98601}And that means smiling and talking|about my bridal beauty...
{98602}{98649}and, most importantly,|not making it about you.
{98650}{98697}Okay? Can you do that?
{98698}{98757}Yes, I'd like to.
{98758}{98813}Then we're good.
{98814}{98877}Harpist is Allan. Quartet is Lerner.
{98878}{99005}How many times|do I have to repeat myself?
{99006}{99087}Check on the grooms' status|and man your battle stations.
{99088}{99098}Okay.
{99099}{99151}If you're about to jump ship|from one wedding...
{99152}{99206}let someone else know|so we can create a diversion.
{99207}{99212}Okay.
{99213}{99290}I'm going to Liv's ceremony|and Emma's reception. More booze.
{99291}{99362}I'm gonna do a quick head count of|the hot drunk single guys and t
hen choose.
{99363}{99467}- Good call.|- Allan. Lerner.
{99468}{99539}Hey, Mr. Allan. How are you?
{99540}{99597}- I'm good, bud. How're you?|- Big day, huh?
{99598}{99636}Yes. Yes, it is.
{99637}{99711}I caught a glimpse of Emma when|I was scouting out the enemy camp.
{99712}{99776}She is beautiful, sir.
{99777}{99824}Thank you, Nathan.
{99825}{99872}Listen, you think I could have|a word with your sister?
{99873}{100040}- Not about the-the fight, about something else.|- Oh, yeah. Sure
.
{100041}{100088}Liv.
{100089}{100171}Hi! Mr. Allan!
{100174}{100241}Oh, Liv.
{100270}{100325}Wow. Your mom and dad|would be so proud.
{100326}{100403}- Thank you.|- Of both of you.
{100404}{100455}- Thank you.|- Thanks.
{100456}{100533}I just want to pass on a blessing|from our generation.
{100534}{100650}Not just from myself but from...
{100651}{100805}f-from my dear friends who would've|given anything to be here to
day.
{100806}{100869}- Good luck, sweetheart.|- Oh.
{100870}{100922}- Nate.|- Mr. Allan, thank you.
{100923}{100957}- Good to see you.|- All right.
{100958}{101019}You too.
{101020}{101121}Such a good man.|Emma's so much like him.
{101122}{101241}So, according to Ms. St. Claire,|you are allowed one weak nip...
{101242}{101289}before the wedding,|to sort of steady the nerves.
{101290}{101376}- So we have scotch-|- Okay. Scotch is good.
{101377}{101425}We have vodka and tequila.
{101426}{101480}Tequila, tequila?|Tequila! Tequila!
{101481}{101545}- Kevin! Tequila.|- Tequila's so trashy.
{101546}{101629}- No, no, no. Kevin. Kevin, listen to me.|- You don't even like
tequila.
{101630}{101689}You take this to Marion.|You tell her I switched the DVD's.
{101690}{101737}She needs to play this|when Emma walks down the aisle.
{101738}{101789}I thought we were rising|above this sort of thing.
{101790}{101999}We are, which is why I need you|to do this for me right now. Hur
ry!
{102010}{102057}You'll thank me one day.
{102058}{102113}I'll go get that.
{102114}{102151}- That's very helpful.|/- Okay.
{102152}{102177}Thank you.
{102178}{102241}Oh, my God. It's your parents.
{102242}{102320}/Come on in. Look,|/isn't she a bridal beauty?
{102321}{102403}/She sure is. Oh, my gosh.
{102404}{102493}- Oh, wow, Mom.|- Oh, my God! Is that my dress?
{102494}{102560}Are you happy?
{102561}{102608}I'm happy if you're happy.
{102609}{102686}Sweetheart, you could get married|in a brown paper bag, I wouldn
't care.
{102687}{102776}This is your day.
{102806}{102879}Oh, boy, I need a tissue.
{102880}{102961}- Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry.|- You're gonna screw up your makeup
, honey.
{102962}{103045}I found this when we moved|to Boca, and I saved it.
{103046}{103205}- Dad. What is it?|- I knew there'd come a day to give it to you
.
{103206}{103300}/Go ahead. Open it.
{103453}{103575}In case you need|something old or blue.
{103576}{103623}It's really Liv's.
{103624}{103744}Well, something borrowed then.
{103902}{103949}Daddy, I need to see her.
{103950}{104025}I think she feels the same way.
{104026}{104108}I'll get that.
{104158}{104217}Oh, it's Marion.
{104218}{104305}Uh, places, people.|We're on in two.
{104306}{104389}Marion, could I just run|down the hallway for a second?
{104390}{104515}Emma, you are the most beautiful bride|I have ever seen. Ready.
{104516}{104677}- Bride one, walking. Bride one, walking.|- Oh.
{104743}{104808}/I was a little girl
{104809}{104891}/Alone in my little world
{104892}{105048}/- Who dreamed of a little home for me|- It's time.
{105049}{105127}/I played pretend|/between the trees
{105128}{105205}/And fed my houseguests|/bark and leaves
{105206}{105341}/And laughed in|/my pretty bed of green
{105342}{105420}/I had a dream
{105421}{105483}/That I could fly
{105484}{105581}/From the highest swing
{105582}{105664}/I had a dream
{105844}{105902}/Ooh
{106372}{106437}/Ma'am.
{106770}{106809}- Oh, my God.|- Okay. Okay.
{106810}{106876}- I'm getting married.|- Yeah. Are you happy?
{106877}{106925}Uh{106926}{106998}/ When I get|/visual confirmation on bride one walking...
{106999}{107047}give video a five count and roll.
{107048}{107122}/And ready.
{107162}{107224}/Walk.
{107624}{107715}/I'm in Acapulco, baby!|Spring break!
{107716}{107814}I'm here with Miguel.
{107884}{107941}/I love spring break!|/I want to dance!
{107942}{108038}/Go, Emma!|Go, Emma!
{108102}{108212}/- I love being Emma!|- l{108522}{108663}We've been hit.|Repeat, we've been hit.
{108953}{109020}/- Emma!
{109024}{109076}/Let me tell you something|about that tape!
{109077}{109249}God, you swore! You swore|you'd never show that to anyone.
{109250}{109321}Just... let them go.
{109322}{109349}Emma!
{109350}{109408}Bring it on!
{109409}{109491}/Emma! I don't want to fight!
{109492}{109617}- Let me just tell you something!|- I don't want to fight!
{109618}{109728}It's over. I can't do this anymore.
{109729}{109837}/I can't do this anymore.
{110052}{110124}Thank God.
{111213}{111283}I'm fine.
{111325}{111392}Emma, what the hell|are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
{111393}{111444}You just ruined our wedding.|You happy now?
{111445}{111525}Your friend? History. 'Cause she's a bad|influence on you, and s
he always has been.
{111526}{111589}Judging by that DVD, you're|a lot more like her than I thought.
{111590}{111665}- Good. I hope so.|- What?
{111666}{111741}Fletcher, you've been|my friend for 10 years.