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A Day in The Life of Nick ©

Nick has unconventional sexual fetishes including anal fixation and masochism. However, his activities like inserting large weapons into his anus pose serious health risks like puncturing internal organs or becoming unable to defecate. The author expresses concern for Nick's well-being and safety.

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A Day in The Life of Nick ©

Nick has unconventional sexual fetishes including anal fixation and masochism. However, his activities like inserting large weapons into his anus pose serious health risks like puncturing internal organs or becoming unable to defecate. The author expresses concern for Nick's well-being and safety.

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A Brief Introduction to the Sexuality of Nick ________

Cameron Ein

I would like to give a !ecial thank to Nick _____ and A"delhalim Emam# who thi "ook would not "e !o i"le without$ %Cameron

& 'akku (u"li hing )arch *+# *,-. 'ir t Edition

So recently people have been under the wrong impression. People have come to believe that Nick _______ a.k.a. Ashetaka a.k.a. "Guess what I m heisenburg" is a calm suburban!urban!ruralite whose only goal in li"e is to "uck his # bitches that he got and talk shit to abdel and gary. $ecently I have discovered else wise. People always talk about how people are "ake or put on a "acade "or those around them in order to avoid con"rontation. I now have proo" this is %&&' true. Nick _____ is "ar "rom your ordinary man( granted he s not a man( he s more like a ) year old boy who lives ne*t door to cartman and who saw porn "or the "irst time when he was "ive. +ne o" the things you have to reali,e about nick( possibly the biggest thing( is his many "etishes. I couldn t even begin to e*plain them to you. -hey range "rom a "oot "etish to an oedipus comple* to masochism to en.oying "utunari. /ut I shouldn t say them all as that s private. 0ow many "etishes you have is "or you to decide and you alone. No matter what society says about how much retardedness( sel" in"licted pain( or trouble with the law said "etish may bring. +ne o" the most prevelant "eatures o" nicks se*uality( is his anal "i*ation. In lame man terms1 Nick loves him some anal +ver my encounters with Nick( nearly every other sentence had the word "uck( and the sentences which didn t have the word "uck( contained the word ass. Nick has been 2uoted as saying things such as( "something something 3 ""ucking signature" -his says a lot about Nick s mental state. 0e is your average horny bise*ual teen who has not been able to get laid by either gender. -his may be an ampli"ying "actor in regards to his anal "i*ation. I" he could be compared to anything it would be this1

0e wants se*. 0e "eels as much with his dick as with his eyes and hands. -he down side to his anal "i*ation( is the masochism it brings along with it. 4any healthy adults would agree that anal is not a terrible "etish in comparison to others( however when masochists are allowed to have anal( it s not a pretty site. Nick has stated( "I m the catcher all day every day." Put simply( he loves him some dick in some butt. /ut what he sticks in his anal cavity is not healthy at all. Average people would stick a "dildo" or a "penis" in their anus. Nick claims he sticks his "lail up his ass while getting carried in diablo #. 5or those o" you who don t know( a "lail is a giant thing( somewhat like this1

/Note from the Author0 thi !icture i actually Nick holding the flail !re!aring to in ert it in hi anu 1

-his is not healthy in any way. I" you were to stick something o" this length all the way up your

anus( you would eventually reach your sphincter( possibly puncturing it( as well as the actual "lail rupturing your anal cavity. People who complain about having a colonoscopy have never "elt this pain. 6ou could potentially bleed out within minutes unless you were to retrieve the necessary glue based enema.. 0e also claims to have stuck a stick up his ass while talking to 7elsey on Skype. 5or those o" you wondering( 7elsy is a dumb bitch who likes to get "ucked in the ear by big black cocks. -his is a side point though. -he problem is that Nick is sticking yet another dangerous item up his ass. 8omen in A"rica have been raped( scarred "or li"e( and would up with "ertility issues. -hese "ertility issues were at times caused by men raping them ( then sticking a literal stick inside their vagina( scarring the internal tissue "or li"e( resulting in a loss o" all "ertility. 8e do not want this "or Nicks anus. I" Nick is scarred and unable to take a shit( what will he do9 0e will be unable to take a shit. I" this happens( he will need to have all his shit surgically removed "rom that day on( or he will live with it( accepting the imminent demise o" whenever he e*plodes and shit "lies on his sister 7atie.

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