Letter From Joseph Goebbels To Barack Obama

Dear Barack Obama (A Letter From Joseph
Goebbels)
Published by JudyMorris on November 9, 2012 | 1 Response

The sarcasm is truly priceless.
Dear Barack Obama,
I realize receiving a letter from a time traveler can be confusing, and you may believe
this is some kind of a prank. To verify my time-traveling skills, I have enclosed within
this envelope a tuft of white hair from a man of African descent. It is yours and its
from the floor of your favorite barbershop ten years from now, by which point you will
appear to be much older than 61. Please have it carbon-dated after verifying the DNA.
Shocking, yes?
Im here to tell you something. In short: I am impressed.
As a propagandist, you have achieved everything I set out to do. You soared to victory
this week like a Bundesadler in a Leni Riefenstahl film. Im amazed der Juden and der
junge are so devoted to your cause, as it seems you are determined to extinguish both.
But what really impresses me is the blind faith with which more than half of America
follows you. These are people who couldnt care less about politics, yet somehow they
are in a trance. Why? Because you promised them you care. Amazing. An entire
generation of young men stand proudly behind you simply because you play
basketball. And youre not even good at it!
In New York, an American state that hasnt voted for a Republican presidential
candidate in almost 30 years, people flocked to the polls and insisted their friends do
the same. I saw them tell their friends they felt empowered and that they were real,
true Americans. When you won, New Yorkers all over the city cheered with glee
despite having no idea about your policies. I asked many of them to distinguish
between your opponents healthcare program and yours, and they had no idea. All they
knew was their vote made a difference and thats what counts. These are people
with the math skills of a 12-year-old. You made an entire nation love you merely
because you were black while claiming you were hated for precisely that reason. You
are the most brilliant Negro I have ever seen.
After all but allowing an attack on your Libyan consulate you sent out a spokesperson
denying such an event existed, and it worked. Instead of talking to world leaders you
go on womens talk shows. When unemployment soars, you say it would have gone
much higher without you. You kill the space program and devote the resources to
making Muslims feel better about themselves. MUSLIMS!? Isnt America at war with a
great number of them? You tell those disgusting Zionists to go back to the borders of
nearly half a century ago and when they protest, you add that they must leave Iran
alone. (This was my favorite part, BTWI must have gone back and watched this 100
times.)
You convi nced anti war li ber als that i ts OK to extend the Patri ot Act AND
do war r antless spyi ng AND cr eate a ki ll li st AND conduct drone wars
AND send a massi ve surge of new troops to Afghani stan AND keep
Guantanamo despi te promi si ng the opposi te. Then your propaganda
machi ne convi nces the country i ts your opponent who i s the warmonger.
When you di g the deepest debt any pr esi dent ever has, you say i t had to be
done. The nati ons young people wi ll i nheri t thi s debt but youve convi nced
them that they dont need to care. Im about to go back in time and kill my kids,
but you make me feel like a pussy. Imagine the Schadenfreude I feel when I hear
adolescents call someone with twice as many Harvard degrees as you stupid. You
control more young minds than that Ronald McDonald character.
You have somehow convinced the Obama Youth any fact that is divisive (I love that
word) is not worth knowing. If someone points out a failure, you blame the previous
administration, and 50% of the voters blindly agree. You made politics about pop
culture and fashion, and now the Dumb Community worships you. Youve convinced
the nation that begot Dont Tread on Me that it needs a government that cares about
them. Amazing. Youve turned them into dependent infants.
I havent seen propaganda thi s effecti ve si nce Roosevelt. He managed to
convi nce post-Depressi on Ameri ca that i t was the governments j ob to
make thi ngs ri ght. Roosevelt i nsti lled i n the lower classes a permanent
reli ance on gover nment that persi sts today and wi ll go well past the
Second Ci vi l War of 2030.
Fox News appears to be the only one asking questions, but only old people are
watching and they will all die shortly. Old people ask too many questions.
Thi s i s why I ki lled Andrew Brei tbart. I had seen hi m pollute the populace
li ke a vi r us. The most i mpor tant part of good propaganda i s not cari ng
about the tr uth. I am sti ll wor r i ed about thi s gr oup who call themselves
li ber tar i ans. Li ke Andr ew, they seem open to debate and have no
allegi ance to anyone. Though they scoffed at your Nati onal Soci ali sm, they
also obj ected to your opponents for ei gn poli cy and the pr ohi bi ti on of
dr ugs. This is dangerous because where there is loyalty to truth, there is no loyalty to
leaders. However, I think its this lack of loyalty to one group that will be the
libertarians downfall.
Your acceptance speech reminded me of all my hard work and I felt proud. After the
Depression and before the war, I told a room full of fans, This nation will again start
making history. Imagine the joy I felt when, 80 years later, I heard you say, We have
fought our way back and we know in our hearts that for the United States of America
the best is yet to come.
The masses are dumb, uneducated fools who cant thi nk for themselves.
They need the government to solve thei r problems. They need a fasci st
di ctatorshi p where one great leader chooses who wi ll r un the economy.
You are the black eagle on my coat of arms and the only negati ve thi ng I
could possi bly say i s that you make me feel sli ghtly i nferi or. On that note, I
am off to kill my family. Watch out for those libertarians and keep up the good fight.
Auf Wiedersehen und Gute Nacht!
Dr. Joseph Goebbels

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