20 Common Grammar Mistakes
20 Common Grammar Mistakes
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Ive edited a monthly magazine for more than six years, and its a job thats come with
more frustration than reward. If theres one thing I am grateful for and it sure isnt the
pay its that my work has allowed endless time to hone my craft to Louis Skolnick
levels of grammar geekery.
As someone who slings red ink for a living, let me tell you: grammar is an ultra-micro
component in the larger picture; it lies somewhere in the final steps of the editing trail;
and as such its an overrated quasi-irrelevancy in the creative process, perpetuated into
importance primarily by bitter nerds who accumulate tweed jackets and crippling
inferiority complexes. But experience has also taught me that readers, for better or
worse, will approach your work with a jaundiced eye and an itch to judge. While your
grammar shouldnt be a reflection of your creative powers or writing abilities, lets face it
it usually is.
Below are 20 common grammar mistakes I see routinely, not only in editorial queries
and submissions, but in print: in HR manuals, blogs, magazines, newspapers, trade
journals, and even best selling novels. If it makes you feel any better, Ive made each of
these mistakes a hundred times, and I know some of the best authors in history have
lived to see these very toadstools appear in print. Let's hope you can learn from some of
their more famous mistakes.
vegetables. In other words, I only trust fruits and vegetables that are organic. Which
introduces a relative clause. It allows qualifiers that may not be essential. e.g., I
recommend you eat only organic fruits and vegetables, which are available in area
grocery stores. In this case, you dont have to go to a specific grocery store to obtain
organic fruits and vegetables. Which qualifies, that restricts. Which is more
ambiguous however, and by virtue of its meaning is flexible enough to be used in many
restrictive clauses. e.g., The house, which is burning, is mine. e.g., The house that is
burning is mine.
Moot
Contrary to common misuse, moot doesnt imply something is superfluous. It means a
subject is disputable or open to discussion. e.g., The idea that commercial zoning
should be allowed in the residential neighborhood was a moot point for the council.
Nor
Nor expresses a negative condition. It literally means "and not." Youre obligated to
use the nor form if your sentence expresses a negative and follows it with another
negative condition. Neither the men nor the women were drunk is a correct sentence
because nor expresses that the women held the same negative condition as the men.
The old rule is that nor typically follows neither, and or follows either. However, if
neither either nor neither is used in a sentence, you should use nor to express a
second negative, as long as the second negative is a verb. If the second negative is a
noun, adjective, or adverb, you would use or, because the initial negative transfers to
all conditions. e.g., He wont eat broccoli or asparagus. The negative condition
expressing the first noun (broccoli) is also used for the second (asparagus).
Whether and If
Many writers seem to assume that whether is interchangeable with if." It isnt.
Whether expresses a condition where there are two or more alternatives. If
expresses a condition where there are no alternatives. e.g., I dont know whether Ill get
drunk tonight. e.g., I can get drunk tonight if I have money for booze.
Anxious
Unless youre frightened of them, you shouldnt say youre anxious to see your friends.
Youre actually eager, or "excited." To be anxious implies a looming fear, dread or
anxiety. It doesnt mean youre looking forward to something.
Impactful
It isn't a word. "Impact" can be used as a noun (e.g., The impact of the crash was
severe) or a transitive verb (e.g., The crash impacted my ability to walk or hold a job).
Nauseous
Undoubtedly the most common mistake I encounter. Contrary to almost ubiquitous
misuse, to be nauseous doesnt mean youve been sickened: it actually means you
possess the ability to produce nausea in others. e.g., That week-old hot dog is
nauseous. When you find yourself disgusted or made ill by a nauseating agent, you are
actually nauseated. e.g., I was nauseated after falling into that dumpster behind the
Planned Parenthood. Stop embarrassing yourself.