Horror Geeks - Issue 1
Horror Geeks - Issue 1
Horror Geeks - Issue 1
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EDITOR IN CHIEF
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ASSOCIATE EDITOR
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Jamie Golson
CONTENTS
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEWS
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Izik Bell
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MOVIES
Tusk Review
Babadook Review
Witching & Bitching
Mr. Jones
Revelations (Short Film)
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SPECIAL THANKS
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MUSIC
Slipknot
Butcher Babies
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BOOKS
Beer Run of the Dead
Walled In
Crawlspace
Hounds of the Lord
Orphans
Barrys Walk
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EDITORIALS
Zombies: An Epidemic
Remakes
Cult Classics
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Horror Comedies
Horror Comedies used to be the outcast of the horror genre. I can only assume it started with the mass
of bad horror movies that were so cheesy that they couldnt be taken seriously and needed a home.
Eventually it seems the industry took advantage of the ability to mix humor in with a dark premise and then
after a few drinks and some *wink wink* the true Horror Comedy genre was born. We love horror
comedies, they mix black comedy, sarcasm, satire, and demented subjects together. Its beautiful.
Here are Horror Geeks Magazine's top 5 picks for favorite Horror Comedies:
1. Army of Darkness(1992)
Starring: Bruce Campbell, Embeth Davidtz, Marcus Gilbert
A man named Ash (Bruce Campbell) is accidentally transported to
1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve
the Necronomicon so he can return home. This film is cheesy and
funny in all of the right ways. To watch a man who is completely
out of his time, have to figure out how to navigate through a land
where the primitive people have never even seen a gun aka BOOM
STICK, is truly hilarious. His survival and elevation to bad ass
mo-fo is entirely based on the fact that he has the knowledge of the
future that the primitives do not.
Book Reviews
Written By: Jamie Golson
Book Reviews
Written By: Jaimie Duel
David Owain Hughes describes a scene in a way that
could make a person with a strong stomach cringe.
His latest book Walled In is written in such a way
that the reader can accurately visualize the scene as
the writer has intended them to, including every
graphically gory and unpleasant detail. I enjoyed his
book greatly and appreciate the talent that is required
to invoke such a passionate reader response. He
seems to grasp the forgotten concept of
psychological terror that used to be prevalent in the
genre. Although there is still plenty of gore to suffice
a zombie/infected concept as well, with constant
action, danger, and fear.
Walled In opens to a family who is seemingly safe
from the new dangers of the outside world after just
narrowly escaping death. They have finally found an
abandoned home to claim refuge for the night. Their
sanctuary is cut short though and terror ensues as the
family is confronted with a depraved and murderous
psychopath. A psychopath, that is far too happy that
there are intruders in his home.
Meanwhile, we are introduced to Ollie and Roxie
with their small biker gang that has been fighting the
infected. They happen to stumble upon the same
psychopath and the remaining members of the
tortured family. They then come in contact with Jeff
and Maria who are on a mission of their own, but
chances of survival are much greater if they stick
together.
Jeff has access to a plane, a plane that can fly them
away to the hopefully safe world away from Cardiff
and its surrounding towns. They have no idea at this
point how far the epidemic that the government has
classified as the flu has spread. The flu that turns
its infected into raging homicidal maniacs who crave
human flesh and are smarter than anyone had feared
possible.
They are not only trying to survive a plague, but the
tactical attacks of the undead that have maintained
their ability to use weapons and problem solve. The
following is a story of survival in a world taken over
by the infected, unstable, and depraved that will
leave you constantly rooting for the survival of the
characters that are in a seemingly hopeless situation.
Walled In
By: David Owain Hughes
Zombies : An Epidemic
Written by: D.F. Noble
I was infected when I was just seven years old. It was
1991, and it was Halloween. By then, I was a firm fan
of the horror genre, partly because I had a lot of freedom as a kid. I didn't have a whole lot of stipulations
on what I could or couldn't watch and thank the heavens for that, because it led me to that infection. I
loved Freddy, Hellraiser, and even their more humorous friends like Gremlins and Ghostbusters.
I liked all kinds of stuff: nerdy stuff, action stuff, fantasy and sci-fi, but horror?
Horror was the lifeblood, the beacon, THE CATNIP.
So, seven years old (hell, maybe eight years old) and
looking much like the kid from The Christmas Story,
myself and my cousins sat around a TV going over
our spoils from a night of trickery and treats. PBS
was on, and they were showing horror movies.
Something caught my attention and excited me. They
mentioned they'd be showing a remake of Night of
the Living Dead. I'm pretty sure I'd seen the old black
and white one by that point, but... Well it was black
and white, and I was a kid. It just hadn't clicked yet.
But that 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead bit
me, and it bit me hard. I watched that movie hypnotized. No other film up to that point had captured me
so completely. If you would have asked me back then
why it was so enthralling, I would've just told you Because it's cool.
But I've had some years to think about it. What was it
about NOTLD that sent me on a quest to devour
every zombie movie I could
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A good zombie flick includes zombies, but the real
good stuff, the stuff that sticks with us, has great
characters. It's the human drama with all the creature comforts erased. We come back because we
live through those characters, we understand them,
we love them. They are reflections of us, and
through them we get to taste a slice of that primal
pie... from the comfort of our couch of course.
And the zombies... The zombies are the constant
reminder that we are going to die no matter what,
they are the slow death-march of inevitability.
Zombies remind us that we are also the real monsters, and the real problem with the world.
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Acting: A+
Special F/X: A
Story: Insanity. Just insanity.
" this goddess comes stomping in, fifty
feet tall and with the biggest pair of
jugs you never wanted to see. And then
theres madness."
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4 out of 5
Netflix Recommendations
Visuals A+
Audio: BStory: A good twist on the beat to
death cabin-in-the-woods idea
" The ending gets weird, unsettling and
hard to follow, but it was imaginative."
3 out of 5
Written by: Dan Dillard
Not the Richard Gere filmand not the Counting
Crows song. Nope, this is a found footage flick
triple fthat I picked out of the Netflix catalogue
purely on the strength of the cover art (and the fact
that Im home sick from work today). Now, I have
been burned by this in the past many times, but
again, this film was a pleasant surprise.
A young couple, Scott (Jon Foster, Life as a House,
Terminator 3) and Penny (the lovely Sarah Jones,
Sons of Anarchy, Vegas), go out into the woods to
work on his documentary. Nothing new there. They
stay in a cabin. Nothing new there. Bad things start
to happen. Nothing new there. Spoilery goodness
follows.
Heres what was cool about this movie. Scott is a
lazy piece of shokay, Ill give him the benefit of
the doubt. At first, he lays aroundbe it boredom
or creative block, or maybe Penny just isnt that
interestingbut he lays around to the point that
she has to smack him around and get his ass in
gear.
A couple of months into their woodsiness,
someone or something makes off with Scotts
backpack while he is filming and hes pissed
because his car keys are in there! He follows the
hooded figure and ends up at another cabin on top
of a hill and suddenly he is jazzed. Hurriedly he
grabs Penny, who is trying to put her shirt on and
drags her back to the cabin, busts in the door and
goes exploring. Like, down in the basement
exploringAt this point, the adult in me was like
where did all this energy come from Scott? And
really?
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Book Reviews
Hounds of the Lord Trilogy by S.C. Stewart. Now first off let
me mention this book does contain some sex scenes, however, this is in no way erotica or a romance book for that matter.
The Author fully informed me of this prior to my reading the
book, the instances of sex reveal the true nature of the participants. This book also is not a Zpoc book so you should not
go into it looking for zombies, they are not there. What this
book does have is an amazing array of other components that
will not only keep you captivated but will leave your mind
questioning so many things long after you have finished the
book.
We start this book following the movement of Father Johnathan. He has become disenchanted with his place in life and
basically decides to leave it behind and start anew. Along the
way to his destination unforeseen events occur that reveal to
us his true nature when the wolf is let loose. We then learn
about Jerahmiel/Jeremy; who is he? He is one of the seven
fallen angels who was banished for sleeping with the daughters of men. I would love to tell you about his story and of the
others but then there would be no reason for you to read the
book, would there? Next up we meet Ben, Ben is a teacher
and comes into this story because of his daughters encounter
with Azrael.
This book has werewolves, the Bible, the involvement of the
Church, the fallen angels and yes there is blood as well. What
more could you ask for?
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No, Im afraid not. A better tagline would have been,
A Sleep-inducing-Train-Wreck, with its bad acting,
shambolic storyline and cheesiness. Its one to avoid,
along with Scary Movie 5 (2013), I may add! *Insert
head shaking at Charlie Sheen here*.
Rubbish.
But, even though Evil Dead was a poor remake, in
my eyes, The Fog (2005), will be hard pushed to be
beaten. With a dire score of just 4% on Rotten Tomatoes and a lowly 3.5% on IBM, it helps prove my
point. Whereas Carpenters film is a triumph to the
cinematic world of horror, Wainwrights version is
nothing more than a blight. Its one Ill never be able
to shake from my memory, no matter how hard I try.
Sticking with Carpenter, it has to be said, Rob Zombie did a fine remake of Halloween (2007). However,
he did drop the ball come part two. Sorry, Rob. But
we still love your music.
The Fog is a great example of an ugly remake,
whereas Evil Dead was a bad one, and so too was The
Hitcher (2007) sorry, but I could not take Sean
Bean seriously as John Ryder, after seeing his character in Ronin (1998) breakdown and cry, like a little
girl. You remember these things, trust me.
Day of the Dead (2008), is another stinker. Mena Suvari? Really?! Come on, guys. Please. She must have
got bored in between the American Pie films, to have
signed up for this pile of junk.
south. Eisner and Snyder are not the only pair to have
pulled off great remakes. John Carpenter achieved it
with The Thing (1982). So too did David
Cronenberg with his version of The Fly (1986)
and Damian Shannon didnt do too bad a job of
Friday the 13th (2009). And, of course, as mentioned
the Zombies version of Halloween was also solid. So,
are retakes of classics really that bad? Even though
Ive managed to find a few that are pretty decent, Id
still have to say yes. More than not, they get hacked
and ruined by people Im too nervous to see what
type of botched job has been made of Maniac (2013),
with Frodo wielding a knife terrifying! Who did the
casting for that one. Stevie Wonder?!
And With talks of Childs Play, Carrie, Killer Klowns
from Outer Space (this one along with The Monster
Squad really annoys me), It, Army of
Darkness, Shocker and Scanners on the cards, with
scores of others, it brings a tear to my eye.
Its time to stick our fingers up to the people
ruining our films. And to take our genre back, people!
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inevitable that those fears would find themselves on drivein screens and inside movie theatersmanifesting in the
phobia of things with 6 legs, 8 legs, 1000 legs, or no legs at form of giant ants, spiders and other bugs. The phobias
alland our attempt to face those fearsthat keeps us
already existed within us, so why not combine the two,
coming back for more. Far better to watch them terrorize
someone on the big screen, than have to face them in our
own bathrooms, bedrooms, backyards, city streets, or under common bug phobiasand had us watch as those tiny
our skin. Whether its Arachnophobia (fear of spiders),
creatures turned into killers. The Killer Bug genre
Myrmecophobia (fear of ants), Apiphobia (fear of bees),
Vermiphobia (fear of parasitic worms), or the all-
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filmmaker.
In the 1950s, Hollywood
THEM! (1954)
An Endless Terror! A Nameless Horror!
Director- Gordon Douglas
Writers Ted Sherdman / Russell S. Hughes (from a
story by George Worthing Yates)
Starring James Whitmore / James Arness / Joan
Weldon / Edmund Gwenn
Studio Warner Bros.
Released June 19, 1954
(First DVD releaseAug. 6, 2002)
Although the Charlton Heston filmThe Naked
Jungle (directed by George Pal)was released three
months earlier, Them! is still considered the
granddaddy of the killer bug genre. The first of the
nuclear monster films, it was the foundation on
which all other big bug films stood and that would
terrify movie-goers throughout the 1950sand
forward.
Story:
After two New Mexico state troopers (Ben
Petersonportrayed by James Whitmore) and (Ed
Blackburnportrayed by Chris Drake) find a little
girl wandering in the desert, they return her home
only to find the mobile home, where her family is
staying, is torn apart. Her family is missing and only
a single animal track is found.
Soon after, the troopers find a local a store owner
dead, outside of his general storewhich is also torn
apart like the mobile home. Peterson leaves to check
on the lost girl. Blackburn remains and soon hears a
strange sound which seems to be growing closer. We
hear his screams off camera as he becomes another
victim.
After sending a plaster cast of the strange footprint to
Washington, D.C., an FBI Agent (Robert Graham
portrayed by James Arness) arrives to investigate
because they have no idea what the footprint is. He is
accompanied by a doctor (Harold MedfordEdmund
Gwenn) and his daughter (Pat MedfordJoan
Weldon). After returning to the little girls campsite,
Pat Medford encounters a giant ant (over eight-feet).
Her screams bring the others running and the police
fire on it. Dr. Medford yells, Get the antennae! Get
the antennae! and the police finally kill the giant
creature after machine gun fire destroys the antennae.
Dr. Medford is convinced that a colony of ants have
mutated because of the radiation from the nearby
atomic bomb tests before the Second World War.
Eventually, the ant colony is found and poison gas
bombs on dropped on them. The ants are killed, but
Dr. Bedford believes two queens have escaped. One
is found in the cargo hold of a freighter and
destroyedthe other has found its way to California.
The final act of the film finds the military and our
intrepid heroes battling the giant insects in the drainage
system of Los Angeles. During the battle, trooper
Peterson is killed, and Graham is trapped in a cave in
but manages to hold off an attack by the giant ants until
he is rescued. The queen and her brood are finally
destroyed using flame throwers.
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TUSK
Written by: Dan Dillard
Everybody knowsyou never go full walrus.
So lets suspend disbelief and talk about Tusk. Yes, this is
a film from Kevin Smith. If youve seen Red State, you
know he can deliver suspense and a chillyou also know
he works well with Michael Parks. Whatever you think
you know about Kevin Smithyou arent expecting this
film. Not even a little bit.
That said, there will be spoilers here. Tusk is available on
demand, if youre like me and missed it in theaters.
Watching it with a crowd is recommended however, its
that kind of movieand youre going to want to talk about
it afterward.
This movie is weird, and not just because Im taking
medication for a recent surgery. Strange in the best way.
Is it comedy? Is it horror? Is it a joke?
Okay, heres what I think it is: I think its one hour and
forty-one minutes of the Smodcaster himself
masturbatingmetaphoricallyIf you stay through the
end credits youll get to hear some of the foreplay and you
will want a shower after its over. This is not entirely a
bad thing.
Smith fans, especially those who also like the strange and
unusual (thank you Lydia Deetz) will enjoy his darker
side. Those who dont like him may still dig this film
because as I said, its weird. For those who complain
about the lack of originality, especially in horror, you
should greet this with open arms. Is it brilliant? Not as
brilliant as Smith thinks, but its fun and I need another
word for weird. This flick is weird.
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Everybody knows.
you never go full walrus.
Wallace do? He drowns himself in some LaBatts and then
decides to take a piss. Thats where he finds a handwritten
letter from a man named Howard Howe (Michael Parks)
posted on a bulletin board. Howard, a lonely old man,
wants to exchange room and board for someone to talk to.
Wallace jumps at the chance.
The two gentlemen meet, and while Wallace makes an
arrogant ass of himself, Howard begins to regale his new
friend with tales from the sea, including an in-person
meeting Ernest Hemingway. Hes also fed Wallace some
drugs in a cup of tea. Wallace passes out and then the fun
begins.
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Howard wants a friendone that reminds him of the
most beautiful creature he has ever laid eyes on, a
Walrus named Mr. Tusk, and he has plans to turn his
visitor into the animal. When Wallace wakes, he
finds one of his legs is missing (just like sword boy
but that never pans out). Fans of The Human
Centipede should enjoy the rest of the
transformation, although its a suit, he doesnt
actually fully turn Long into a walrusbut it is a suit
made of human skin, so points there.
This portion of the tale is all horror and Michael
Parks really shines, as usual. A cross between
Hannibal Lecter and Walter White. Cool, calculating
and vicious, eyes always on the plan.
Teddy and Wallaces girlfriend, Ally (Genesis
Rodriguez, Entourage) go looking for their friend,
retracing his steps and finally joining company with
Johnny DeppI meanGuy Lapointe, in a role that
youll either love or hate. I loved it. When they find
their friend, they are just as shocked by how the film
has transpired as I was.
Im going to give Tusk an extra skull in my rating
because of the amount of balls it showed. Theres
really nothing else out there like it. And whether or
not watching Kevin Smith stroke his own manhood is
your cup of tea, I would still suggest giving this a
peekit really is a great piece of work. If I had a
couple of complaints, the first is typical of his writing
every character sounds like Kevin Smith is
speaking. They all have his delivery, his vernacular,
his attitudehe doesnt always let his actors create
their character. This was painfully obvious in some
of Justin Longs scenes and a few of Miss
Rodriguezs as well. It just doesnt feel natural at
times. Michael Parks took the part and ran away with
it. Johnny DeppI mean Guy Lapointe also made the
role his own. I wish the rest of the cast had. As for
Haley Joel Osment, well, he just didnt get a lot of
screen time.
The second complaint is the timelineit doesnt feel
like more than a few days passes, but walrus boy is
pretty agile on stumps, sewn-up arms and in a giant
skin suit. I smell bullshit -Haley Joel Osment
(paraphrased), but again, suspend your disbelief and
enjoy. Remember, it is a
dark comedy. I think.
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he will protect her if she will protect him. She agrees, but it
is a promise that will take her to places she doesnt want to
teenage daughter to get two perspectives. OkayI have to goas promised in the bookand maybe even over the
settle for one perspective because she peeked from behind a edge. I thought the ending was clever. A lot of folks wont
fluffy pillow the whole time and ran to bed when it was
over, opting to sleep with her little sister. So, well done
inner demons viewed through the eyes of an almost sevenyear-old boy. It doesnt matter. Either way is just as
Samuel (Noah Wisemanwho is a force in this movie) has terrified, sad, exhausted, funny, as well as monstrous,
the distinction of knowing his father, Oskar (Benjamin
menacing, scary and evil with equal skill. She is
Winspear), died in an auto accident while driving his
mother to the hospital to give birth to him. Thats a lot of
mesmerizing. You will feel sad with her, lost with her, you
will laugh with her and be terrified by her by the end of the
They go to the doctor and she all but begs for sedatives so
they can sleep. The doctor recommends a psychiatrist for
the boy and mom agrees. I agree as wellthe kid is wack. Im not sure there was a beat in the film that wasnt
Unfortunately, there is a two realistic or nerve-wracking.
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CLASSIC HORROR
Horror Geeks Magazines Top 5 Pre 1965 Non Monster Picks
1. 13 Ghosts (1960)
Starring: Charles Herbert, Jo Morrow, Martin Milner
A family inherits what proves to be a haunted house, but a special pair of
goggles allows them to see their ghostly tormentors.