Military Advice

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A lot of life's problems can be explained by the

applications of the common sense from these
recently declassified Military Secrets
'Never fly in the same cockpit

with someone braver than you.'
Q: What's the difference between a copilot and a jet engine?

A: The jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.
Blue Angels fly over Liberty Island and The Statue Of Liberty
USAF Heritage Formation, Edwards AFB, 2005;
F-117 Stealth Fighter, F-16D Fighting Falcons (Vipers), F-22A Raptor
'There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but very few old bold pilots.'
1930s Army Air Corps Sign
F/A-18F Super Hornet going transonic
'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant

you have nothing to do.'
- Unknown Marine Recruit
Don't draw fire;

it irritates the people around you.
Advice to new guy
A-10 Thunderbolt II
(Warthog)
If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

- Vietnam era Army Training Guide
'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'

- Infantry Journal
"Try to look unimportant; they may
be low on ammo." - Infantry Journal
'Tracers work both ways.'

- Army Ordnance Manual
"Bravery is being the only one
who knows you're afraid."
- Col. David Hackworth
'A good landing is when you can walk away from the plane.
A great landing is when you can reuse the plane.
- On the wall of the student pilots rest room
Columbus AFB MS, 1974
RAAF
F-111 Switchblade (Aardvark)
Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last,

and don't ever volunteer for anything. US Navy
C-17A
Globemaster III
F-111 Aardvark
'There is no reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.'

-Sign at Pope AFB C-130 Squadron that supports Fort Bragg Airborne
'If something hasn't broken on your

helicopter, it's about to.'
CH-53 Super Stallion
- Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk
CH-47 Chinook
'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
C-130 Hercules, AKA Blue Angel Fat Albert JATO rocket assist
'Flashlights are tubular metal

containers kept in a flight bag for
the purpose of storing dead
batteries.'
When a flight is proceeding

incredibly well, something was
forgotten.' - Infantry Journal
'Five second grenade fuses last about three seconds.'
- Infantry Journal -
Blue Angels flying Line Abreast, F/A-18C Hornet
BASIC FLYING RULES.

'Try to stay in the middle
of the air.
Do
not go near the edges of it.
The edges of the air can be
recognized by the appearance
of ground, buildings, sea, and
trees.
It is much more difficult to fly
there."
- W.W.II Undergraduate
Pilot Training Sign
Nothing is so good for the morale of the troops as to occasionally

- Field Marshal Slim
see a dead general.
USN Blue Angels F/A-18C Hornet
If you're faced with a forced

landing, fly the thing as far
into the crash as possible.
-Bob Hoover, renowned aerobatic & test pilot
Friendly fire - isn't.
Radios will fail as soon as you desperately need fire support.
F/A-18C Hornet
Carrier Take-off
Aim towards the Enemy.

- Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
' Airspeed, altitude, and brains. Two of these are always

necessary to successfully complete the mission.
The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the
bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you.'
- Basic Flight Training Manual
A-7 Corsair II
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. - Naval Ops Manual
"Things that must be together to

work, usually can't be shipped
together." Supply Training Manual
C-130J Super Hercules
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

"No inspection-ready unit has done well in combat." - Annon
Having lost sight of our objectives we need to redouble our efforts.
USS Theodore Roosevelt
'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once. - Naval Ops Manual

'The easy way is always mined.' - Army Special Ops Manual
RNAF C-130 Hercules
'What is the similarity between

air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies;
but if ATC screws up ... the pilot
dies. - Sign over Control Tower Door
If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.'
- Infantry Journal-
C-130 Hercules
"Anything
you do can get
you shot,
including doing
nothing"
Ranger Manual
"Teamwork is
essential, it
gives them
someone else
to shoot at."
- Squadron Officers
School Class Theme
'Flying the airplane

is more important
than radioing your
plight to a person
on the ground
incapable of
understanding or
doing anything
about it.'
- Emergency Checklist
B-52H Stratofortress (BUFF) bomber
Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate.

The bombs always hit the ground - US Air Force
'Pilots, please taxi up close when sumping your fuel cell. You may
have lower manifold pressure and shorter exhaust stacks than you
realized.' - Sign over men's urinal, Casey Jones Flying Service, Ontario OR 1968
'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.'
- Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot)
AH-64D Apache Longbow
'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously

- General MacArthur
never encountered automatic weapons.'
'If you hear me yell; "Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos.'
If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then
you'll be the pilot.
-Pre-flight briefing from an F-15 Pilot
Canadian T-33 Jet Trainer test ejection
' A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think
of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.'
'Just remember, if you crash

because of weather, your funeral
will be held on a sunny day.'
Sukhoi SU-27 Fencer Eject test
'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you

- US. Air Force Manual
just bombed.
USAF HC-130 King Bird &

USMC CH-53E Super Stallion
''An airplane is built to inherently want to fly. A helicopter is a

compromised design that inherently wants to thrash itself
apart.' - 939 Rescue Wing Squadron lounge sign for HC-130 and HH-60 pilots
USAF Thunderbird Demonstration Team

F-16C Fighting Falcon
The three most common military aviation expressions (or famous last
words) are: 'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and 'Oh Shit!'
Thunderbird ejection prior to crash - pilot failed to set altimeter correctly before airshow
A good battle plan that you act on today can be better than a
perfect one tomorrow. - Gen George S. Patton
F/A-18C Hornet - carrier landing approach
''The three best things in life are: A good landing, a good orgasm,
and, a good bowel movement. The night carrier landing is one of the
few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the
- Ready room sign, USS Enterprise, 1969, Gulf of Tonkin
same time'.

Misawa Japan
Tower received a call from a crew asking, "What time is it please?"

Tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The crew replied, "What difference does it make?"
Tower replied "It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines
flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force plane, it is 1500 hours. If it is
a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on
the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's
Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes to "Happy Hour".
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - USMC

From Moody AFB GA,
In Iraq
If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission
properly. - David Hackworth
When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in combat.
F-22 Raptor
'Never trade luck for skill.'

'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive
flying club.'
RAF Harrier Jump Jet
Everyone wants peace and they will fight the most terrible
war to get it. - Miles Kington
SR-71 Blackbird (Slead)
'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'
- Paul F. Crickmore (SR-71 test pilot)-
SR-71 Blackbird, the fastest operational aircraft in the world
'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'

- Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Monthan AFB , AZ.
SR-71 Blackbird
'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,

I Shall Fear No Evil, for I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.'
- Sign over SR-71 Wing Ops
CH-46D Sea Knight
'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to
be a helicopter and therefore, unsafe.' - Fixed Wing Pilot
B-1B Lancer (Bone)
We are not retreating, we are advancing in another direction.
F-4E Phantom II
Osan AFB
Republic of Korea
You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war
.
by making the other son-of-a-bitch die for his.
.
- Gen George S. Patton
Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't
- WWII Infantry Manual
be able to get out.
B-2 Spirit & C-130 Hercules
'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always

have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.'
-Multi-Engine Training Manual
A-10 Thunderbolt II
When in doubt, empty the

magazine.' - Korean War Advice
As a test pilot climbs out of an experimental plane having

crashed tearing off the wings and tail, crash trucks arrive. A
rescuer asks bloodied pilot, What happened?' The pilot
replies, 'I don't know, I just got here myself!'
CV-22 Osprey
Flexibility is the key to tactical success.

Indecision is the key to flexibility
A-10 Thunderbolt II
C-40B (737-700) Combat Commander Transport
If an airplane is still in one piece, don't cheat on it;

ride the bastard down.
- Ernest K. Gann, author & aviator
"Now I know what a dog feels like watching TV.
- AF C-9 (DC-9) copilot attempting to check out in a 'glass cockpit' C-40 (Boeing 737).
'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when

it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'
Lead-in Fighter Training Manual
'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left

one up there!' - Unknown Author
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us
geography. - Paul Rodriguez
Blue Angels F-18Cs fly over Liberty Island and The Statue Of Liberty
There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.'
- Blue water Navy truism
Coffee tastes better if the latrines are dug downstream from

an encampment. - US Army Field Regulations, 1861
A-10 Thunderbolt II (Warthog) strafing with a

30 mm GAU-8 six barrel Gatling gun cannon
'Incoming fire has the right of way.' Marine adage

!
"No man is a leader until his appointment is ratified in the
minds and hearts of his men" - Anonymous, "The Infantry Journal
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A lot of life's problems can be explained by the

'Never fly in the same cockpit

Q: What's the difference between a copilot and a jet engine?

F/A-18F Super Hornet going transonic

'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant

- Unknown Marine Recruit

Don't draw fire;

If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'

'Tracers work both ways.'

Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last,

'There is no reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane.'

'If something hasn't broken on your

CH-53 Super Stallion

- Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk

'Flashlights are tubular metal

When a flight is proceeding

Blue Angels flying Line Abreast, F/A-18C Hornet

BASIC FLYING RULES.

Nothing is so good for the morale of the troops as to occasionally

USN Blue Angels F/A-18C Hornet

If you're faced with a forced

Friendly fire - isn't.

Radios will fail as soon as you desperately need fire support.

Aim towards the Enemy.

' Airspeed, altitude, and brains. Two of these are always

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. - Naval Ops Manual

"Things that must be together to

C-130J Super Hercules

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." - Joe Gay

USS Theodore Roosevelt

'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once. - Naval Ops Manual

RNAF C-130 Hercules

'What is the similarity between

'Flying the airplane

B-52H Stratofortress (BUFF) bomber

Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate.

AH-64D Apache Longbow

'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously

Canadian T-33 Jet Trainer test ejection

'Just remember, if you crash

Sukhoi SU-27 Fencer Eject test

'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you

USAF HC-130 King Bird &

''An airplane is built to inherently want to fly. A helicopter is a

USAF Thunderbird Demonstration Team

F/A-18C Hornet - carrier landing approach

F-16C Fighting Falcon

Tower received a call from a crew asking, "What time is it please?"

F-16C Fighting Falcon

'Never trade luck for skill.'

RAF Harrier Jump Jet

SR-71 Blackbird (Slead)

SR-71 Blackbird, the fastest operational aircraft in the world

'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'

'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,

CH-46D Sea Knight

B-1B Lancer (Bone)