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THE COMPLETE CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER
Republican sound bite. Democratic sound bite.
Robert Mankoff (1/11/1999)
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Shouldnt you be reading that to me out loud or something?
Peter C. Vey (1/11/1999)
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Mike Twohy (1/11/1999)
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John Jonik (1/11/1999)
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This isnt working. We have nothing in common.
Marisa Acocella (1/11/1999)
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Ill have a bourbon hot toddy. Make that two.

Lets see, Ill have a Kahla and coffee. Ill have a hot buttered rum.
And bring me an Irish coffee, please.
Henry Martin (1/11/1999)
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Arnie Levin (1/11/1999)
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At this time, the family is grieving and suing.
Frank Cotham (1/11/1999)
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You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!
Mick Stevens (1/11/1999)
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How much longer are you planning to play the sap?
Bernard Schoenbaum (1/11/1999)
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I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!
Gahan Wilson (1/11/1999)
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Victoria Roberts (1/11/1999)
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How many times do I have to beep you?
Peter Steiner (1/11/1999)
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Vengeance is ours, saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine.
Leo Cullum (1/11/1999)
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Jack Ziegler (1/11/1999)
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We have no mandatory retirement age, Dave, but under

certain conditions we tend to encourage people to die.
J.B. Handelsman (1/11/1999)
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Id like to believe were redefining the way future

generations will waste their time.
Bruce Eric Kaplan (1/11/1999)
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Im afraid the celebrities we have tonight

are all from the aluminum industry.
Robert Weber (1/11/1999)
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Youll never go wrong with sunflower seeds.
Charles Barsotti (1/11/1999)
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Roz Chast (1/11/1999)
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Just impeachy, thanks. And you?
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He seems to have lost his focus since he went into politics.
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We never say deathwe prefer deadness.
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Its ten oclock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!
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Very well put, Harper.
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Im trying not to badgerhow am I doing?
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I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy

a touch of retribution now and then.
Edward Koren (1/18/1999)
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I dont sing. I do standup.
Sam Gross (1/18/1999)
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DINING OUT (1 of 3)
DilemmaVeal or Chicken?
William Steig (1/18/1999)
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DINING OUT (2 of 3)
Vin Extraordinaire
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DINING OUT (3 of 3)
Saucissons Alfresco
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I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool.
Barbara Smaller (1/18/1999)
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Can we get back to you? He seems to have stepped

away from his trousers.
William Hamilton (1/18/1999)
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It comes in midnight gray, charcoal gray, slate gray, and gray.
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Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend.
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The Goose That Lays the Golden Eggs is proud to announce shes now
laying two additional lines of eggs: Silver and Platinum.
Michael Maslin (1/18/1999)
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Best if used before 1/1/2000.
George Booth (1/18/1999)
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Roz Chast (1/18/1999)
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Mind if I thump it? Im a Bible-thumper.
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Ive had a long day, so I dont want anything

that will put up much of a struggle.
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Damnwe just missed him.
Danny Shanahan (1/18/1999)
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Herein case you ever need a shoulder to cry on.
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Matthew Diffee (1/18/1999)
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Barry Blitt (1/18/1999)
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I have the whole universe to look after,

so Im putting you in charge of this planet.
Sam Gross (1/25/1999)
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I think Republicans and Democrats alike

can agree that Frank Shustermann is dead.
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Yet another apology.
Tom Cheney (1/25/1999)
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This digital revolutioncan we muscle in on that?
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Perhaps we could tell the international investment

community that were sorry.
J.P. Rini (1/25/1999)
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Camouflage becomes you.
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No, no, nostay as late as you want. In fact, divorce me.
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Good news, Mr. Pickettits just a slow leak.
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After all these years together, the mating is still reasonably good.
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Roz Chast (1/25/1999)
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I preferred their Take a number system.
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Arm candy.
Edward Frascino (1/25/1999)
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For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen.
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John Jonik (1/25/1999)
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alcohol all allowed automobiles ball beach beaches behind belts bicycles bike captionless cigarettes cigars climbing drinking drinks fires fireworks general helmets insurance insuranceville jogging ladders limit lists not objects outside playing pools power reads required road roller running rural seat second sharp sign signs skates skating smoking speed swimming things third this tools town tree trees various welcome 164881
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And they say electric cars arent practical.
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booth booths central city grand information new reads regional station whazzup york 164883
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The foods great, but the chef s a tyrant.
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The very survival of our society depends upon the just

compensation of our professional athletes.
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Give me a break, Doctor.
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Tiffany tells me you were at Sundance.
Mort Gerberg (2/1/1999)
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Your squash medley will be right out, sir.
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Oh, God, am I housebroken.
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Hes big, all right, and hes definitely a wolf, but itll be
up to a jury to decide whether or not hes bad.
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For Gods sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away.
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You tell them were not ready to make nice

until theyre ready to make nice.
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Thats nothing. My mom is older than the Superbowl.
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Would you like to take your old face?
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It was a little preachy.
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Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated

experience harassing their mother!
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He says he wants a lawyer.
Tom Chalkley (2/1/1999)
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Its a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony,

partisanship, and moral outrage.
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Of course you know Congressman Beasley.
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What about the redemptive power of my art?
Lee Lorenz (2/8/1999)
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What have you been up to?
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Sometimes its important to stop whatever break

youre taking and just do the work.
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Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed,

so youll have to bring yourselves up.
David Sipress (2/8/1999)
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When we have fun, we really have fun.
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The first winter is always the toughest.
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Id like you to meet our director of scratch-and-sniff advertising.
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Sidney Harris (2/8/1999)
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Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more.
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I had a nice time, Steve. Would you like to come

in, settle down, and raise a family?
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Your offers a crumpled little ball in the middle of my desk.
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Stuart Leeds (2/8/1999)
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Im told that you respond very well to intimidation.
Peter C. Vey (2/8/1999)
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Warren Miller (2/8/1999)
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askance board book books businessman captionless children city class could engine into little looks new prepare pulls reading school schoolchildren schools station stories story subway subways teacher teachers trip york 164916
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Its not as if I invented the food chain.
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I love these bipartisan gatherings, dont you?
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Ill trade you my soy milk for your wheatgrass juice.
Harry Bliss (2/8/1999)
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Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?
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Roz Chast (2/8/1999)
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The yeas have it. Censure, and well give you a running start.
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Im afraid theres really very little I can do.
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Youre so organized!
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What do you have in investment-grade reds?
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Now that the kids are grown and gone, I thought it

might be a good time for us to have sex.
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I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we

could get together and have screaming tantrums.
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This is my clients videotaped depositionplease be

considerate and rewind after viewing.
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My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on

my works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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Youd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time.
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We cant wear vintagewe are vintage.
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No, lad, we arent movers. Were just Shakers.
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Looks like crime is down.
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9-5 crime criminal criminals crooks door hours house m-f man mugging nypd outside police precinct read rob robbery sat sign signs stand station store sun thieves woman 164938
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Theres a twenty in it for you if you just keep moving.
J.C. Duffy (2/15/1999)
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James Stevenson (2/22/1999)
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being bribe cell city collar convict correctional court courthouse crime criminals escape ethics facility handcuffs incarcerate incarcerated incarceration instead jail lake led man officer olympic olympics past police prison prisoners reading regional rings salt sign sports utah wearing white wrists 164940
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Ed Arno (2/22/1999)
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bureaucracy cliche cliches dept door expressions jersey language n new play reads regional sign signs word words york 164941
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That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?
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Ham Khan (2/22/1999)
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cliche cliches doctor doctors examination expressions fashion fitness get health heart hearts incompetent language listen logo logos love m.d. man's medical mens new nurse ny patients physician play shirts soon stethoscope t-shirt uses well word words york 164943
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Did you hire a consultant? I didnt hire a consultant.
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business businessmen closed consultants eastern execs executives eyes floor folded guru hands hire hiring incompetent look management puzzled religions sits 164944
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Nothing. I just called to say

I found a working pay phone.
Michael Crawford (2/22/1999)
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I hear the streets are paved with garbage.
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Perhaps if we could think of me sitting here as

an art installation, that would help.
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His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly.
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Things have gotten bad here.

Theres talk of a war with another gated community.
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Roz Chast (2/22/1999)
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Mind if I take a moment to check with my sex therapist?
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Christopher Weyant (2/22/1999)
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booth chambers city creatures cross east fierce george length lines machinery manhattan new rail river running secret section sewers skyline top under underground urban various view york 164955
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Tell me againwhich blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?
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Im living proof that life begins at forty-three.
Peter C. Vey (2/22/1999)
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Is that you, Pumpkin?
Sam Gross (2/22/1999)
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Im making a bundle on Wall Street, but its

not what I really want. What I really want is
to make a bundle uptown.
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Hey, Im just happy the transplant worked at all.
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Keep your eyes on your own screen.
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Would you mind turning down your Walkman just a little!
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O.K., well walk, but dont feed the street life.
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The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the

fiscal conservative thinks we should split it.
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Bye-bye, sweetie. Daddy and I

will pick you up when youre eighteen.
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R. Sikoryak (2/22/1999)
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city commute commuter magazine magazines manhattan mass media neighborhoods new news newspaper newspapers nyc paper papers periodical periodicals publication publishing rail railroad regional tabloid tabloids train trains transit transportation travel urban york yorker 174401
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O.K., on my signal were going to shift from pre-millennial

to post-millennial thinking.
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bag baseball captionless catch field general greed money pay player salaries salary sport sports spring training 164970
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I got another callback. My agent says its between

me and the guy whos going to get it.
Pat Byrnes (3/8/1999)
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He refuses to let me get on with the grieving process.
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I cant decide whether to specialize

in criminal law or legal punditry.
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Sorry, wrong room.
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If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than thats so much worse.
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Heres a nice one. It was confiscated from a little old drunk lady.
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automobiles car cars city consumerism crime customer dealer dealers drivers driving drunk general giuliani impound impounded law laws mayor new rudolph shopping used york 164976
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The skin on the organic chicken was thick and greasy, so I got rid of it.
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World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember,

nobody gets hurt.
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Im sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open
if you want worm.
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Daddys way of helping you with your homework is not to help you.
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If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has

two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a roommate,
how many uncles does Heather have?
William Haefeli (3/8/1999)
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Shouldnt Willis be in the bed and his imaginary monster under it?
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I made a bid for the Senate, but this is as far as I got.
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We need to investigate a stupidity cluster in accounting.
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Oh, good. My complete sexual history is on tonight.
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Sam Gross (3/15/1999)
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and barnes bin book books bookstore bookstores coffee damaged food general latte latte-damaged mega noble reads sale sales sign trend 164987
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Hed rather be home by himself, staring into space.

I cant compete with that.
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O.K., then. You may kiss, shake hands, and come out married.
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Kids, your mother and I have spent so much money

on health insurance this year that instead of vacation
were all going to go in for elective surgery.
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Son, can you spare a couple of minutes to talk about your tuition?
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Its no disgracesomebody has to be plain vanilla.
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Most of these pelts were suicides.
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Is there a letter t?
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He had himself pierced once too often.
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attend cliche cliches couple death earrings expressions friend funeral funerals language masochism often open-casket pierce pierced piercings play sado- word words 165006
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You know what? Im sick of clothes. I decided

to go for a window treatment instead.
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appearances attire boutique clothes clothing cocktail curtains dress events fashion gatherings incompetents introductions leisure looks mingling parties party sales shop shopping social socializing style treatment trend trendy wearing window woman womens 165007
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Have I told you about my new belt?
Richard Cline (3/22/1999)
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appearances attire belts boutique clothes clothing cocktail events fashion gatherings introductions leisure looks man mens mingling parties party sales shop shopping social socializing style trend trendy woman 165008
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Sorry to crash the party, folks, but all the little people
that made it happen were just discovered buried in
a shallow grave outside Bakersfield.
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What do you think?
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Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was

the best thing that ever happened to you.
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John OBrien (3/22/1999)
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My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless I can

see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!
J.C. Duffy (3/22/1999)
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Marie, are you still driving?
Eldon Dedini (3/22/1999)
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For Gods sake, how longs that been there?
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Believe me, with the Equalizer, here,

youll never take any crap from an S.U.V. again.
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I take it you want to go for a perp walk.
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Were going to start with the birds and the bees and then work
our way up to the new reproductive technologies.
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If you ask me, the fire has the most potential,

but its the smoke that has people talking.
John Caldwell (3/29/1999)
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Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. Youre acting as if you

were the only one here whos been shot.
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Your offer to compromise has been rejected

and your dog has been cast out.
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Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged.
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Its all about the milk.
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Thats just great. I discover the cure for the common

cold and all you can do is criticize.
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String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!
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J.C. Duffy (3/29/1999)
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Your wifes also asking that you rot in hell for eternity,
but I think thats negotiable.
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divorce eternity general hell lawyer lawyers man marriage negotiable office relationships rot 165028
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Sam Gross (3/29/1999)
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Sorry, Dad, but its time to consider a retirement kingdom.
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angel answers bedside just man maybe myself nobody not now only parchment prayer praying read says schmuck this tomorrow what when which will 165031
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How much for a poster?
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Im just a simple man preceded by an inordinately complex reputation.
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Can we move our lunch up to noon? Ive got to

be at City Hall by two to be arrested.
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Its the final four.
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age another basketball caveman cliche cliches clubs college expressions fight language madness march ncaa one others out play sports stone watch word words 165038
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But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil.
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another cuisine diner dining eat eating eats food foods language meals one restaurant restaurants service waiter waiters waitress waitresses 165039
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Oh, definitely, I feel theres a reason I was given a second chance.
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catch caught cliche cliches death expressions fish fishing hook host language life line mouth one play show talk talking word words 165040
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Three wishes less commission.
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board boss business chairmen cliche cliches collar corporate desk employee employer employment executive executives expressions fairy language members money myths occupation office play profession professional white wish word words work 165041
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Maybe we should try visualization, Chief!
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another cliche cliches expressions fdny fire fireman firemen language one out play psuedo psychology putting science visaualize visual word words 165042
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If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation,

may I once more suggest to you a life of crime.
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advice angry boy children coins crime criminal criminals crook crooks disgruntled enraged father furious grumpy hand holding irate irritated little looking mad money mug mugger parents rob robber robbery thief thieves unhappiness unhappy upset 165043
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My name is Andrew, and I need a ride.
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alcoholics anonymous car cars cliche cliches drive driving expressions group help introduction jargon language man medical meeting meetings others play support therapy word words 165044
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Leon, you are a millennial Odyssey.
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No, this isnt a book signing.
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authors bestseller book books death gates heaven incompetents literature man manuscript mistake mistakes pearly peter publishing writers writing 165047
1999
Theres been a change in plans.

Instead of Abilene, were going to Camelot.
Sam Gross (4/5/1999)
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ancient animals another armor arthur cattle horseback king knights mediaeval medieval one regional round steer table talking times west 165048
1999
May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs.
224
alternative animals backup bunny business chicken contract easter hen holding holidays out rabbit signing supply talking 165049
1999
It would behoove you to remember that our passenger-side

airbag has been disconnected.
225
accident airbags annoy annoyed autos car cars crash driver driving female front hurt injured injury mad male passenger relationships safety seat threat 165050
1999
Nick Downes (4/5/1999)
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all bumper channel decals logo man network over recliner sitting souvenir souvenirs sticker stickers surfing television tourism tourist travel traveler traveling tv vacation visit visited visitor watching 165051
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age apartment appliances chast couple discovers fashioned furniture gap havent heard leaves life lost man modern offer road roz snacks starbucks technology the things tribe use 165052
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Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split.
228
babies brokers cliche cliches expressions felt general kick language living man market play pregnancy reading room split stock stocks woman word words 165054
1999
Good evening. In todays top story, my book has jumped

to Number Three on the best-seller list.
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anchors authors bestseller book books broadcast correspondent general hears journalism list literature man manuscript media news newscast newscaster press programming publishers publishing report reporter reporting sales television tv watching writers writing 165055
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Please join me in welcoming and inflating our newest vice-president.
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beach beaches bicycle board boss business businessmen chairmen collar corporate deflated employee employer employment enters executive executives hierarchy holding incompetents inflatables management meetings members occupation office profession professional pump pumps room swimming toys welcome white work 165056
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Theres no business deductions like show-business deductions.
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audit cinema cliche cliches deductions entertainment executives expressions filing film hollywood income internal irs language money motion movie movies picture plan play revenue service tax taxed taxes taxing theater their word words 165057
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again all bulging bull cheek circus eat eating headless heads lets lion lions lions maul mauled out right ring roy siegfried spit tamer tamers tells tigers train trainer try whip within 165058
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annuals basket centennials flowers garden gardening gardens -general greenhouse millennials millennium nurseries nursery perennials peruses plant saying seed shopping signs stores supply woman 165059
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Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will

not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!
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agent audit audited being chefs cooks government income incompetents internal irs man numbers phony revenue service talk tax taxed taxes taxing 165060
1999
Im a Schedule D kind of guy with a little Schedule E thrown in.
235
date dating general government language man money play relationship relationships restaurant restaurants taxes woman word 165061
1999
If anyone can balance a career with motherhood

and state-sponsored terrorism, its Jeannie.
236
careers dressed executives family feminism general get man mothers parents parties state-sponsored terrorists woman 165062
1999
Hello? Risotto-crisis hot line?
Liza Donnelly (4/12/1999)
237
cooking food general hotline husband incompetents italian kitchen looks pasta phone pot risotto stove telephones woman 165063
1999
How is it gendered?
238
babies babys children city feminism gender gendered general hand holding kneeling language new play politics pushing scenes sex sexes street stroller talking woman word york 165064
1999
Do you even know how long its been

since you last poked and prodded me?
239
animals cage cliche cliches complains doctors experiment expressions fights general lab language marital mice patients play rat relations relationship relationships research scientist scientists sex talking word words 165065
1999
Once more unto the breach, and thats it for me.
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age armor army battle breech cliche cliches dark enter expressions fight fighting henry language literary medieval play prepare quit quitter quitting retire shakespeare thats times tired war warriors william word words 165066
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PARK (1 of 4)
Artist
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artist artists families family general landscape painting park parks scenes steig watches william wst 165067
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PARK (2 of 4)
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daughter daughters families father fathers general head house mother mothers park parks reptile reptiles scenes steig william wst zoos 165070
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PARK (3 of 4)
Which thing do I press?
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cameras couple incompetents park parks passerby photo photographers photographs press scenes steig takes william wst 165069
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PARK (4 of 4)
Mysterious Man Who Feeds the Pigeons
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bench benches birds dapper feeding ladies mysterious park parks pigeons scenes sitting steig two watched william wst 165068
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Is everything boring enough for you, sir?
245
armchairs bore bored boredom boring butler class club clubs group groups meetings members men mens money opulence organizations people rich servant snoozing three upper waiter wealth wealthy 165071
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So soon? But weve barely scratched the surface of our discontent.
246
argue arguing argument both breakups cliche cliches discontent dispute divorce expressions fight fighting fights hands home language leaves leaving literary man marital marriage play problems quarrel quarreling relationships scratched shakespeare she soon suitcases surface wives woman word words 165072
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I see jury selection has begun.
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another begin beginning begun being cave caveman cavemen court courthouse courtroom dragged guilt guilty hair innocence innocent into judge judicial juries jury law lawyers legal one system trial watch witness yet 165073
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Oprah is definite, Barnes & Noble is giving you front windows,

and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud.
248
argue author authors bestseller book books bookstore business debate editor feud fight fighting host literature manuscript marketing new publicist publicity publishers publishing show stores talk television winfrey writers writing 165074
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be
used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio,
television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented.
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arrest arrested broadcast computers correspondent exploit exploitation exploited handcuffed internet inventions journalism man media miranda news newscast newscaster police policeman press privacy programming reporter reporting rights science street technological technology television tv 165075
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Lets focus on what we do besteating out.
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The Balkans. This is where I came in.
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age another bosnia club clubs first kosovo man mens mens nation nationality nations one war world yugoslavia 165076
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amadou behavior breaking button buttons city code cop cops courtesy diallo enforcement etiquette giuliani graces language law manners mayor new not nypd of officer police policeman policemen reading regional rude rudeness rudolph social thank wears york 165077
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Youve got mail.
253
age america another back caveman cavemen cliche cliches computers correspondence e-mail email expressions head hit internet language letter letters mail office one online play post postage postal postman rock rocks stone technology thrown word words 165078
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Its part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S.
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audit backyard deal government guy income internal irs mens next people pool property revenue rich says service shirt shirts tax taxed taxes taxing wearing 165079
1999
This isnt about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems
dont amount to a hill of beans. This is about me.
255
arrogance break-ups casablanca cliche cliches dating ego expressions fights general hill language love man marital movies play problem problems relationships restaurant restaurants scenes vanity woman word words 165080
1999
Why would He take someone so toned?
256
black burial cemeteries cemetery cliche cliches death expressions fitness funeral funerals god grave gravesite graveyard humor language lifters man mourning muscles play plot tomb tombstone toned wake weight woman word words 165081
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Its been done, but I dont think its been redone.
257
advertising another cinema directors done entertainment executive film hollywood incompetents marketing media meetings motion movie movies one picture producers redone screen theater writers 165082
1999
Hes run away to join the media circus.
258
bed boys broadcast children circus correspondent discover family father general journalism left little media mother news newscast newscaster note parents press programming reporter reporting room television tv worried 165083
1999
I told my parents that if grades were so important they

should have paid for a smarter egg donor.
Donald Reilly (4/19/1999)
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another cards children donors egg families general genes girl grades important medical money one parents report school schools science teachers vitro 165084
1999
Mrs. Ritterhouse is getting harmonic tones on her G-string.
260
age cello cliche cliches concert entertainment expressions g-string harmonic instrument language lingerie man music musical musician musicians people performance piano play playing poor relationships singing song underwear woman word words 165085
1999
I took him for what he was worth,

but it was all in utilities.
261
another brokers divorce down electric fashionable fuel market money one people power relationships rich shopping stock stocks street swank took utilities walk water woman 165086
1999
Have you ever wondered what would happen if a

giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?
262
alley animals another asteroids astronomy balls car cat cats comets earth full general hair looking meteors moon one talking top 165087
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My people will have sex with your people.
263
another building businessmen cliche cliches deal executives expressions female general group hierarchy intercourse language large lobby male management meet meetings merge merger play relations relationship relationships sex sexual word words 165088
1999
Does it hurt when my attorney does this?
264
chest court doctor doctors general hurt law laws lawsuits lawyers legal malpractice patient patients poke sue sued suing 165089
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acme around dental dentists eight floss general hygeine long one orgies orgy parties party people semicircle sharing stand strand teeth 165090
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266
audit bible bliss catholic catholicism christ christian christianity commandments form forms glumly god harry income internal irs looks moses mount religion religious revenue say service sinai stone tablets tax taxed taxes taxing ten them which 165091
1999
Thats where we differ. Youd eat cat food, but I wouldnt touch dog food.
267
animals cat cats counter cuisine differ dining dogs eat eating eats food foods insult insulting insults lunch meals restaurant restaurants sitting talking touch 165092
1999
You just dont understand the demands of the marketplace.
268
carrying coming consumerism fights front home husband issue late lounging marital marketplace money packages relationships shopper shopping store stores tv wife wives 165093
1999
Peter C. Vey (4/26/1999)
269
astronomy attention beyond celebration chopped cliche cliches day earth environment expressions image jealous jealousy language liver moon orbit play self shown thinking vey what word words 165094
1999
Whats your exit strategy?
270
break cell crime criminal criminals discussing escape exit jail kosovo men out plan plans prison prisoners strategy two yugoslavia 165095
1999
Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget.
271
advises architecture budget client decorate decorating decorators design designer furniture home house interior minimalist money rich spare style stylish 165096
1999
So many indie films, so little time.
272
cliche cliches entertainment expressions general independent indie language man many movies play rain scenes street time umbrella umbrellas under walking woman word words 165097
1999
Oh, Im sorry, sir, my mistake. That sign was meant

for someone with a less expensive car.
273
after automobiles class exception general law laws man mistake money moving officer older opulence people police preferencial recants rich sign special stopping ticket traffic treatment upper violation violations wealth wealthy 165098
1999
For my next encore,

I would like to play another piece written specially for me.
274
arm arms casually concert deformity drapes encore hands keyboard music musicians mutant mutation over pianist pianists third tuxedo 165099
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Remember, you werent hired to thinkyou were

hired because you have opposable thumbs.
275
animals board boss business businessmen chairmen chews collar corporate dog dogs employee employer employers employment executives general getting hierarchy human management members occupation office opposable out profession professional talking think thumbs too uppity white work workers 165100
1999
O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed

in the exploding-donkey scene.
276
animal animals cruelty directors donkey donkeys executive exploding film harm hollywood movie movies new people peta producers production rights scriptwriters talks treatment 165101
1999
First, I storyboarded it.
277
advertising angels art artwork bible cloud direction director earth general god heaven human humans mankind movies one outline overlooking plan planning plans religilon stand storyboard storyboards 165102
1999
Miss Davis, bring me everything weve got on turning a two-bit

hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut.
278
board boss business businessman businessmen chairmen collar corporate desk employee employer employment executives general hole intercom jargon language members multinational occupation office pages profession professional receptionists secretary sits small wall white work workers 165103
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This is Fluffy, my pet money.
279
aquarium aquariums bills boy boys cash child childhood children dollar exchange filled finances financial general girl girls kid kids little money pets rate shows young youth 165104
1999
Are you starting to feel fabulous yet?
280
age another average bar bars beatniks businessman businessmen chic cocktail cool crowd fabulous fashion fashionable feel feeling full general goatees hip hippies in lifestyle looking men middle models one parties party popular pretentious psychology start thin trend trendy 165105
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Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?
281
brokers coming fired firing happiness happy home husbands issue late man market marriage money nothing poor poverty relationship relationships returning stock stocks wife work 165106
1999
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acquisition acquisitions after balloon bed bedroom before cliche cliches corporate each expressions general head images language love lovemaking man mans marriage mental merger over play relationship relationships says scenes sex sexual thought woman womans word words 165107
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If its the I.R.S., tell them: Not a penny! Not a centime! Not a sou!
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I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat

are all you can find these days.
Peter C. Vey (4/26/1999)
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Cheer up, Nicole! What does Princeton know? Say, you

got any plans for that last bit of cobbler?
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been brothers college console daughter depression dessert education empathy families father food incompetents inconsiderate just know manners pie poignance psychology rejected rejection rude rudeness sisters students sympathy tries university 165112
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My daddys rich and my ma is good-lookin, but Im a mess.
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bess busy children city down family fathers general girls good-lookin little lyrics mess mothers opera parents people play porgy problem problems relationships rich song street two walk word 165113
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Big Tonys Web siteget rid of it.
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around boss collar .com computers crime criminals death gang gangster gangsters general hit hitman hitmen internet kill meeting meetings mob mobster mobsters order ordered orders organized out rub sitdown sites sitting table technology web whack white wide wipe world www 165114
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We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have.
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Its just a correction. The fundamentals are still good.
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I shall require many menservants.
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Money makes me get out of bed, but business puts me to sleep.
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bed brokers businessmen cafe coffee drinking general man market meetings sleep sleeping stock stocks woman 165118
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Wunderkinder come and go, but old farts are forever.
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businessman businessmen cliche cliches club clubs expressions farts forever general group groups language meetings members mens mens one organizations others play sitting two word words wunderkind 165119
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affection bride ceremonies ceremony church cliche cliches domestic expressions fashion general groom hat language love marriage marry matrimony no nuptial outside pants play policies policy propose reads relations relationships restaurants romance says shirt shoes sign signs summer suspenders top wearing wed wedding word words 165120
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A lot of very smart grownups are working on the Year 2000

problem, Adam. You go on back to bed.
Tom Chalkley (4/26/1999)
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Roz Chast (4/26/1999)
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You might want to review the chapter on unconditional love.
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Fortunately, you have the life savings of a man three times your age.
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Omigodthats your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?
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Any fruits or veggies?
Brian Savage (4/26/1999)
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Were ecstatic about our new au pair.
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another baby babysitter babysitters bird birds cliche cliches expressions feeds french gather general governesses language nest nests one parent play servants sitter while word words worm 165126
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And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily

ever after. The end. O.K., thats it. Lights out.
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and bedtime bottom bunk cell children cocaine crack drugs fairy finishes happily jail mate pimp pimps prisoner prisoners prisons prostitutes prostitution reading royalty stories story tales top whore 165127
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Roz Chast (4/26/1999)
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asked bank because but call calling currency dates denominations euro find first general going great hate hates he how know make money much neuro neurosis not notes now official only out pensively pity psychologists right see series six social somehow sounds stands stupid telephone telephones the thinking this wednesday what woman worldwide 165128
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Forgive me, Eddie, if Im unable to contain the occasional squeal of

anticipatory glee over the new Star Wars movie.
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bars bartender cinema cult entertainment fiction film general glee hollywood man motion movie movies picture science squeal squeals star theater wars 165129
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Roz Chast (5/10/1999)
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airborne cliche cliches d-day day expressions holiday holidays hundreds into invasion language m-day mom moms mother mothers mothers parachute parachutes parachutists play small two village war word words world wwii 165130
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In a further effort to ingratiate herself with New Yorkers,

Hillary Clinton threw out the first pitch at last nights Yankee game
and went on to pitch three scoreless innings.
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baseball couple day elections evening general ingratiate new news opening politician politicians politics regional report season senate senator sports television washington watches yankees york 165131
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Ive decided to stand by another man for a while.
J.P. Rini (5/10/1999)
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affection argue arguing argument breakups bride ceremony cliche cliches dispute divorce domestic expressions fight fighting groom home husband language leaving love man marriage marry matrimony nuptial packed play problems propose quarrel quarreling relations relationships romance songs stand suitcases tammy wed wedding wives woman word words wynette 165132
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I want to get married, but Ill be damned if

Im going to sell any Amazon stock to do it.
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affection bar bars bear bonds bride brokers bull ceremony .com computers cost discuss dollar domestic economy finance general groom internet investments love market marriage marry matrimony men money nuptial nyse propose relations relationships romance stock stocks street two wall web wed wedding 165133
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Give me one more chance, Rachel.

Ill go straight, and quit my lawyerin ways.
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attorney attorneys cafe chance cliche cliches expressions general girlfriend language lawyer lawyerin lawyers love more one play relationships restaurants scenes word words 165134
1999
You know, Einstein never watched

any great television until after he was forty.
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Its museum-store quality.
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cliche cliches consumerism customer expressions general language merchandise museum museum-store museums play quality salesman shop shopping stores word words 165136
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One thing about EarlEarl knows when to fold.
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You should have called me sooner.
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animals beaches chairs deck door down exterminator exterminators garage general hole home homeowner homes house incompetents interiors mice mouse pool rodents soon sooner stare swimming tiny 165138
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clothing couch dress fashion father furniture interiors lamp lampshade later made newspaper one prom reading shades sits teen-agers the under value waste week womens 165139
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Special assignment, Chaswick. I need you to test our severance package.
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assignment boss cliche cliches employee employers expressions fire firing hierarchy incompetents language management office package play severance test unemployment word words 165140
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a-list b-list car cliche cliches club clubs driving else everyone exit expressions freeway importance jargon lane lanes language line lines list overhead play reads road sign signs three-lane traffic vip which word words 165141
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Roz Chast (5/10/1999)
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age apartments buy capitalism consumers couch couches couple furniture had its just make man marriage match meets new one refuse says sofa this try turbo-capitalism us weve woman years 165142
1999
Sex . . . sex . . .
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bedroom beg begging crawling crawls desert hands into intrecourse knees man marriage problems reading relationships rescue scenes sexual water where wife 165143
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Tell the public we dont want to hurt anyone.

All we want is their money.
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around board cash chairman crime criminals dollar exchange finances financial group hurt management money people rate room shady sunglasses table violence wearing 165144
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They decided on separate weddings.
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affection alone another bride ceremonies ceremony cliche cliches domestic expressions front general groom incompetents language love marriage marry matrimony nuptial one play priest propose relations relationships romance separate standing vacations wed wedding weddings woman word words 165145
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Peter Mueller (5/10/1999)
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birth gardener gardeners gardening gardens general ground kneels movies next plot prequel prequels small spinach sprouts star stories story vegetable vegetables wars 165146
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animals balances before dog dogs fetching finally juggle juggles juggling little masters mouth nose objects pets presenting slippers their them trick tricks tries 165147
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alta booths central commuters computers designated desk engines grand information infoseek internet metacrawler names representatives search station stations technology train vista web wide world yahoo 165148
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Roz Chast (5/17/1999)
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american atom atomic atoms behind bomb china chinese counter eighties general government incompetents involving lunch menus military nineties nuclear other out passage peas reads restaurants scandal secrets sign snow special spiesrefers take technology todays washington weapons 165149
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And every time I start to get the least bit serious about a Republican
he turns out to be a Log Cabin Republican.
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central dating gay homosexual homosexuals interested jogging log man men one park party politics relationships running scenes sex shes three woman women 165150
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bathroom bathrooms convenience convenient crime efficiency efficient o parks police port port-o-san potty public urban 165151
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Obviously your cane is too long.
Eldon Dedini (5/17/1999)
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artists bowler canes dwarves fitness hat height henri lautrec man medical short small tall toulouse- 165152
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ads advertising baseball captionless consumerism equipment general getting goods highness horseback joust king knights majesty mediaeval medieval monarch monarchy ready regal royal royalty ruler sire sport their times various 165153
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I mean, hell, sure, Superman is cute,

but Batman looks like hes got money.
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attraction attractive cute digger general girls gold kitchen mom money people rich sex sexual shallow superficial superhero superheroes television two watches watching 165154
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Weve been wandering in the desert for forty years. But

hes a manwould he ever ask directions?
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another bible crowd directions discussing following gender general israelites lost male men moses one religion sexes woman women 165155
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Oh, weve been a theme restaurant for about a month now.
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animal businessmen cavemen customer fashion general loincloth only restaurants skin theme trends waiter waiters wearing 165156
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You and I havent had an in-house date in a long, long, long time!
333
affection armchair dates dating domestic elderly general glowering husband love marriage marry matrimony people poor problems relations relationships romance scenes sits social speaks woman 165157
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The trick is in shucking them out of their shells.
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automobiles car cars creature creatures desert eat eating family fiction food foods general giant holds insect insects inside lobsters look monsters panicked reversal role science shellfish shells shuck shucking van young 165158
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Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was

just supposed to be a starter marriage!
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affection bride ceremonies ceremony death divorce domestic groom love marriage marry matrimony minister nuptial obstacles problems propose relations relationships romance starter wed wedding weddings 165159
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airline airplane airplanes cargo cowboys cows farmers flying general herding life livestock modern plane planes regional steers west 165160
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A table in Siberia, please.
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cliche cliches couple cuisine dining expectations expressions general high host language location low play restaurant restaurants seating service tables waiters word words 165161
1999
I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet,

but Im also your lawyer.
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anubis attorney attorneys business businessmen cliche cliches desk dogs egypt expressions general gods hell into jackal-headed language law lawyers legal mythology office play shouts sits suit telephone telephones word words 165162
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cab city company door feet general information lists measurements mile miles new reads sign taxi taxis useful york 165163
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appears boxes four gag gags general gift gifts joke packages present presents removes reveal ribbon ribbons single small square trick what woman wrapping 165164
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Im expensive, but there are rebates, if you look for them.
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back cocktail consumerism dating deal escort expensive flirtations hooker love man marriage money parties party people pickups prostitutes prostitution rebates relationships rich scenes sex shopping woman women 165165
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Roz Chast (5/17/1999)
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alarmingly all along american ann anyway around astonishing beautiful betty big bone boss but can cannes chast check completely counter course de-luxe did diner disagreement dream dreams end even everyone except father festival film find france french general go gorgeous grungy had happy have huge hungry incredibly its just like little looks lugging lunch-time meal mind missed movies must never night not ones only order other our out parents people perfect pick place platter reason relaxed riviera roz servicelast she
showed sit some species still stipulation straightened strangest suitcases surrounded take them there theres these this though three tickets time trip tuna us vacations wait walking was were weve well whos wins woman won 165166
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And, in literary news, J. D. Salingers privacy has been violated

once again by his appearance in this cartoon.
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authors bestseller book books cartoons evening literature man manuscript new news privacy publ publishing salinger story television watches writers writing yorker 165168
1999
Same old same old.
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cinema cliche cliches commenting couple entertainment expressions film hollywood language motion movie movies picture play sci-fi screen theater word words 165187
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We dont need NATO. We need Tito.
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atlantic breakfast family five husband jackson kosovo marshal mediator music musician north organization paper problem problems reading table treaty trouble washington wife yugoslavia 165169
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acrobats artists because cellphone cellphones cellular circus connection incompetents miss one phone phones talking telephones them trapeze 165170
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I used to do it all myself, but now I have my lawyers handle it.
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another background bolts court fling general god guilt guilty handle heaven innocence innocent judge judicial juries jury law lawyers legal lightning mt olympus system three trial zeus 165171
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I feel we havent moved beyond parallel play.
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after bed bedroom cliche cliches expressions having language man parallel play relationships scenes sex woman word words 165172
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all bitch burial but cemeteries cemetery cinema cliche cliches death director directors emotion entertainment expressions film funeral funerals grave graveyard hollywood know language megaphone megaphones motion mourning movie movies need open party people picture play plot real says see some son standing still theater tomb tombstone wake was we word words 165173
1999
I know these are things you dont want to hear,

but Im enjoying the hell out of saying them.
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affairs after communication discussion enjoy fights hand heart holds husbands initiating love mans marital relationships say saying serious woman women 165174
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affection bedraggled beggar beggars big bum bums cliche cliches cup expressions general great hobo hobos holds homeless homelessness hug hugs language love need panhandler passersby play poor poverty requesting sign signs tin tramp tramps word words 16517 5
1999
I love you, Ilene, O.K.? Get over it!
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bar bars business cliche cliches dating expressions fights flirtations general glasses horn-rimmed language love man marital over pickups play relationships scenes suit woman word words 165176
1999
Pushing the envelope. How about you?
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another carrier carriers carts cliche cliches envelope expressions government language letter letters mail management office one outside play post postage postal postman push word words 165177
1999
Can I borrow those kittens for an hour?

I want to freak out the people who had me spayed.
Sam Gross (5/24/1999)
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animals babies baby cat cats child children fixed freak general kittens litter master mother neutered out owner owners pet pets pregnancy pregnant spayed surrounded talking 165178
1999
I hate getting all these Canadian coins, but I

guess thats the price of living in Toronto.
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another beggar beggars bum bums canada cash coins cups dollar exchange finances financial hobo hobos homeless homelessness money one poor poverty rate regional sidewalk standing tin tramp tramps 165179
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If you want to buy this, Im afraid

Im going to need to see some justification.
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age automobiles buy car cars cause city cliche cliches customer dealer dealers expressions general huge insecurity justification justified justify language male men middle play psychology purchasing salesmen short showrooms sport station stores suv truck urban utility vehicle wagons word words 165180
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I have a spiritual side, but mostly Im an eating machine.
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animals another cliche cliches eat eating eats expressions fish food foods hunger language life machine marine meals natural nature ocean one play predator predatory religion religious sea shark sharks spiritual talking word words 165181
1999
Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly.
358
age biology chair chromosomes dna doctors flies front fruit general genes geriatrics insects lifespan man nurse nurses porch rocking science sitting telomeres 165182
1999
359
accountants argue arguing argument attorneys balloon boy breakups children dispute divorce down fight fighting hand holding jerome lawyers marriage mothers problems quarrel quarreling reading reems relationships small street toys walks 165183
1999
It was a good rotting carcass, but it wasnt a great rotting carcass.
360
animals ate birds body branch cliche cliches dead death discuss expressions food good great just language play quality rotting talking two vultures word words 165184
1999
Its National Were History Month.
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argue arguing argument armchair bags breakups cliche cliches dispute divorce expressions fight fighting fights good home husband language leaving marital marriage packed play problems quarrel quarreling relationships shes tells wives woman word words 165185
1999
Just try to get one to answer a riddle

after hes won your hand in marriage.
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affection another answers bride castle ceremony domestic fairy groom love marriage marry matrimony medieval nuptial one outside princess propose relations relationships riddles romance royalty tales times wed wedding 165186
1999
To be completely frank, we have now discovered all

your countrys secrets, except how to make a million dollars in
ones spare time at home with no personal investment.
363
business china chinese diplomat get government information intelligence nation national politics quick rich secret secrets security spare spies spy spying talking time work 165189
1999
Roz Chast (5/31/1999)
364
bear billy bonds brokers bull certificates children computers dollar economy finance floor general ground internet investments jimmys lemonade market money nyse reading recent refers selling share sign stand stock stocks street technological technology two type wall 165190
1999
365
bolts corporation dog dogs fire general hydrant hydrants inventions life mechanical modern nuts pets robot robots sony sony-type technology urinates urinating urination urine 165191
1999
I am the Lady of the Lake, and because thou hast defiled my crystal
waters I must hence smite thee. That or penalize thee a stroke. Your call.
366
arthur camelot chastises course defiled golf golfer golfing king knights medieval myths penalize pond rises smite times 165192
1999
An olive or a twist?
367
age art artist body born chest cliche cliches drink drinking drinks expressions fruit getting language man martini martinis middle middle-aged olives play reading tattoo tattoos twist word words 165193
1999
We didnt have time to pick up a bottle of wine,

but this is what we would have spent.
368
cocktail couple drink drinking drinks general gift gifts guest guests hands hosts money parties party spending spent time wine wines 165194
1999
Right now Im between drinks.
369
bar barroom bars bartender beer between booze cliche cliches divorce drinking drinks expressions flirtations general house language love man marriage pickups play pub public scenes tavern woman word words 165195
1999
All Im getting out of him is a lot of profanity.
370
curse cursing cuss cussing dirty dungeon filth filthy hot informaiton language manacled medieval musketeer poker prisoner profanity times torture torturer wall words 165196
1999
Yeah, Im alone.
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alone cellphone cellphones cellular cowboy cowboys desert loneliness lonely phone regional talking telephone telephones western 165197
1999
How do we tell the kids that were edible again?
372
animals another anxious anymore bass children city commercial contaminated cuisine eat eating eats ecology edible family fish fishing food foods hudson meals misc new not now one open pcbs pollution river sport striped talking york 165198
1999
Joseph Farris (5/31/1999)
373
architecture army comes general generals government home house houses military official pentagon pentagon-shaped 165199
1999
Have some respect for my learning style.
374
boy children distraction does education family general homework learn learning mother mothers off parents remote school schools small style stylish teachers television turns tv work 165200
1999
You have a serious illness of an undisclosed nature.
375
death desk doctor doctors illness language office often patient patients play refers secret secretive serious sitting term undisclosed used word 165201
1999
Boy, Id love to meet you sometime off leash.
376
animals attraction attractive best canines chase cliche cliches dog doggie dogs expressions female flirt flirting friend general heat hit hitting intercourse language leashes male man's mate mating on pet pets play pooch puppies puppy sex sexual spaniel talking walking word words 165202
1999
Id like to take a moment to define what I mean by defining moment.
377
bill cliche cliches clinton congress define defining definition expressions house impeachment language member play pres representatives speeches washington word words 165203
1999
Well, actually, they are written in stone.
378
bael background bible calf carnal cliche cliches commandments debauching expressions finds god golden jews language law laws moses orgies orgy play pleasure pleasures religion religious stone ten themselves variations word words written 165204
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arrive basket before blood cooler cooper dna entering events fake fakes family fraud gatherings genes genetics grounds hennings identification imposter imposters jefferson leisure medicine mingling parties party picnic picnics reads required reunion reunions sally sign social socializing tests thomas toting verification 165205
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animals cat cats costume disguise disney ears front general hat hole mice mickey mouse predator trap trick waits walt wearing 165206
1999
381
age benches blades central control elderly exercise gentleman in-line operate pair park radio remote roller scenes skates uses 165208
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382
books brokers coming down economy entitled future god hefty lighting market pamphlets recession stock stocks throws zeus 165209
1999
Hard to tell from here. Could be buzzards. Could be grief counsellors.
383
birds cliff councelling counselors cowboys creatures crowd death distance gathered grief horseback prey problems psychology two 165210
1999
Would you explain to your son that theres no free agency in T-ball?
384
agents baseball boy children coach general league little parents playing sports tee-ball trade 165211
1999
What ever happened to Never go to bed angry?
385
anger angry bedroom bedtime disgruntled enraged fights furious general guns holding irate irritated mad man marital marriage mask never obstacles problems relationhips rifle scenes ski sleep sleeping upset woman women 165212
1999
Therell be a slight delay. The chef s been attacked by a blue jay.
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attack attacked bake bakery baking bird birds blue chef cook cooking cooks cuisine culinary customer delay dining eat eating eats feeder food foods general jays kitchen low meals restaurant restaurants service squirrel violence waiter waiters waitress waitresses 165213
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387
big business businessmen characters children childrens cliche cliches door expressions fictional formerly general language little name names office pigs play reads signs stories story suite three word words 165214
1999
Who does your water?
388
bottle city cliche cliches doe does doing down expressions flirtations hand holding language love man new people pickups play rich scenes street walking water woman word words york 165215
1999
I know, and its not just memy whole family has

been smug for hundreds of years.
389
age class cocktail events families gatherings introductions leisure man mingling money opulence parties party people pretentious rich smug social socializing upper wealth wealthy woman 165216
1999
Thats not you talking, Justin, thats the sugar talking.
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alcohol bars blood booze children cliche cliches cream discipline drinking drunk expressions fitness general ice language liquor mother outside parents parlor play sitting son sugar talk talking word words 165217
1999
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architecture basket basketball door doors garage gym gymnasium hoop indoors outdoors players shape sports 165218
1999
Over there, over there . . .
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balkans berlin bosnia cocktail concert conflict entertainment events gatherings government instrument international introductions irving kosovo leisure lyrics man mingling music musical musician nineties over parties party performance piano plays refers singing social socializing song songs there war wwi yugoslavia 165219
1999
Peter Porges (6/7/1999)
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apartment apartments beach beaches building captionless condominiums condos estate flat highway home homes house journey lake lakes lanes mountain mountains real rent road shares shares lake signs sublets sublets mountain swimming three time traffic trip vacation vacations 165220
1999
Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy.
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age aging another beside burial casket cemetery citizen citizens dead death elderly frenzy funeral funerals grave graveyard husband medicine mourning old older open parlor plot relationships senior sex sexual tomb tombstone viagra wake wife woman 165221
1999
It was right here in this park, Jamie, that I was inspired to become
an attorney, when Vinnie Maroney beat me to a pulp.
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affection affectionate attorney bench benches boy brawl career children dating day employment fight fighting fisticuffs general inspire inspired lawyers love lovers park problems profession relationship relationships romance scenes valentines violence work young 165222
1999
Whos that trip-tripping, woefully underinsured, over my bridge?
396
billy business fairy general goat goats gruff insurance lawyers money passes salesman salesmen stories story tale tales troll trolls under 165223
1999
To hell with you, too.
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bible catholic catholicism christ christian christianity church churches clergy cliche cliches couple expressions hell language leaving nun nuns play pray prayer priest priests profanity rabbi rabbis religion religious reverend service word words 165224
1999
In the old days, we werent old.
398
age aging chairs citizen citizens couple days easy elderly old relationships reminisce reminiscing senior sitting 165225
1999
Im a gladiator, but thats just to put food on the table.

What I really want to do is teach.
399
ancient aspirations classroom conical courtship dating dream dreams education emplyment fight fighter fighting food gladiator goal goals hat history job jobs princess pupil school schoolroom schools student students teach teachers teaching well-muscled work 165226
1999
Peter C. Vey (6/7/1999)
400
apples cart creatures depletion dna environment food fruit fruits general genes genetically genetics modified mutant mutation natural nature outer produce reads science scientists section shopping signs space synthetic technology travel woman 165227
1999
I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god.
401
animals atop best canines cat cats cliche cliches death dog doggie dogs expressions feline felines friend general god language man's perch pet pets play pooch pseudo puppies puppy reincarnation science sofa word words 165228
1999
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age aside beach beaches because catalogues chast clothes clothing comatose-fit cozy desirable determine disgust does dont end everyone exactly face fanny fashion garments general get given going have heel hell here high its jeans just lab lands length lets lifes look make men messing middle more most negative one opposite our outfits pack packs people real relaxed repellent roz scientists shoes skirt sleep somebody spring strap super-duper swim swimming them these theyre think this try turn unattractive-length
wants watch way what wish woman women wore worked years zip-locked 165229
1999
You know, if she werent part of a well-regulated

militia Id be a little nervous.
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amendment ammunition another around board boss business businessman businessmen chairmen chest collar corporate employee employer employment executives guns hallway members occupation office one pistols profession professional second straps two violence walking well-regulated white woman work 165230
1999
A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters.

Then for a while we were the Rappin Rapmen.
Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento.
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audience band bands concert dress entertainment identities instrument language latin lead music musical musician musicians name names performance play previous rap rappin rock-and-roll ruffle-sleeved shirts singer singing song spanish tells title titles word 165231
1999
Forget about mesave Social Security.
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beach bureauacracy caribbean desert deserted fund government helicopter helicopters incompetents island islands isle life man ocean over pacific passes problem problems rescue retirement saver shipwrecked south ssi stranded throwing trouble washington 165232
1999
Mothers ninety-one and still depreciating.
406
age aging brandy children cigars citizen citizens club clubs day depreciate discuss elderly investments men mens middle-aged mothers old over parents play senior their three word 165233
1999
Hes very well off. Hes got all the quantities I admire.
407
admire another attraction attractive cash chase date dating dollar exchange finances financial flirt flirting general hit hitting language men money on one people play qualities quantities rate relationships restaurant restaurants rich sex sexual woman word 165234
1999
Al Ross (6/14/1999)
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against all captionless cigarettes cigars cliche cliches consumerism continuing expressions fitness for general language not odds play says sign signs smoke smoking store storefront stores thank tobacco window word words you 165235
1999
Oh, hes cute, all right, but hes got the temperament of a car alarm.
409
alarm annoying another automobiles babies baby babys boy car cars children crib cute general joke jokes language obnoxious one psychology temperament 165236
1999
Roz Chast (6/14/1999)
410
age business cave cavemen copy exactly flower guy holds imitation incompetents invented invention inventions inventor knockoff large like look man mine names not painted patent patented same skin stone thats the tunic use want weel wheel 165237
1999
Memo to self: Feathers?
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age animals birds cliche cliches dinosaur dinosaurs evolution expressions feathers general into jurassic language memos nature note notes play prehistoric pterodactyl recorder stone talking tape word words 165238
1999
It says, All photographic-reproduction rights

reserved by National Geographic Society.
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air all animals boat camera copyright dived encounter endangered general its just license licensed mammals motor natural nature note ocean pasted photo photograph photographer photographs photography picture pictures researchers signs snapshot species tag tagged tagging tail whale whales which 165239
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413
arabesque auto autos baseball cap center cloth dance dancer dancing entertainment flowing gasoline interpretive junk junkyard leons mechanic owner perform performance performer performing performs piece salvage service stations theater yards 165240
1999
Todd has been an eager participant in our sex-education program.
414
children classroom eager education elementary general parents pupil reproduction safe safety school schoolroom schools sex sex-ed sexual son student students teach teacher teachers teaching their 165241
1999
I came, I bought, I subdivided.
415
apartment apartments building cliche cliches customer developer estate expressions flat home homes house language play real rent subdivided subdivision suburban suburbs tract vast veni vici vidi word words 165242
1999
Wow! Whose idea was the cheese log?
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animals beavers cheese cliche cliches cuisine cutting dam down eat eating eats expressions food foods general language log meals play talking three trees wild word words 165243
1999
Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays.
417
bill bills card check checks cliche cliches credit dates dates dating dinner expressions general gesture language money pay pays play reaches relationships restaurant restaurants side social woman word words 165244
1999
In reply to your inquiry regarding the Burke garden hoe, please visit our
Worldwide Web home page at: http://www.burke1903.com.
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ancient computers corncob dogs gardening granny hicks hillbillies hillbilly hoes internet letter letters mailbox mule old pipe reads rural seven smoking sunbonnet technology toddler watch website websites www 165245
1999
I think Ive acquired some wisdom over the years, but there
doesnt seem to be much demand for it.
419
age aging citizen citizens club clubs demand elderly knowledge man mens need old senior supply wisdom wise younger 165246
1999
Gee, Al, two thousand dollars doesnt buy much

of a sex change these days, does it?
420
beard beside briefcase businessmen buy carrying changes cigarette cost dress facial five gender general hair hairdo heel hospitals man money mouth oclock operations prices purse sex shadow suit surgery transsexuals transvestite unkempt walks 165247
1999
Oh, for heavens sake, dont feel that you have to entertain us, too.
421
apartment apartments back birds building entertain estate feel flat general gnats guest guests hippopotamus home homes house instrument instruments music musical off peck play prepares real rent saxophone saxophones three 165248
1999
Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!
422
agent another blend bureau camouflage disguise fbi federal government hidden hide hiding huge hunt hunting incompetents investigation labels logo manhunt obvious one out police reading spot stand them 165249
1999
423
animals burial cat cats cemeteries cemetery death ears feline felines funeral general grave gravestones graveyard instead meow mourning pet pets plot reads tomb tombstone wake 165250
1999
424
armor armored battle battles behind broadcast camera cameramen correspondent cotham division fight fighting frank giant gun guns instead journalism kosovo media news newscast newscaster press programming regional reporter reporting run tank tanks television tv violence war wars yugoslavia 165251
1999
Thats Stanley. Stanley once saw Beatrix Potter naked.
Sam Gross (6/21/1999)
425
animals bunnies bunny character children clothed forest hedgehog hedgehogs jumper naked nude nudity other people rabbit rabbits reading stories story writers 165252
1999
Perhaps we should provide for the separation

of state and entertainment.
426
america and bill century church churches clergy compose constitution dress entertainment fathers forefathers founding language late law legal of play rights separation sit state system table word 165253
1999
Is there a doctor of literature in the house?
427
actor actress asks audience broadway cliche cliches director doctor doctors english entertainment expert expressions general help language literature performers play plays script stage theater theatre word words writers 165254
1999
428
age anger arm attached businessmen dealing desk disease executive executives general glass gloves laboratories like looking nasty obstacles office partitions problems quarantine quarantined rubber scientists stress surrounded those toxic toxins used waste when workers 165255
1999
How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?
429
art artist artistic artwork bake bakery baking chef chefs cook cooking cuisine culinary food general gnocchi high italian kitchen pasta preparing restaurant restaurants three visionary 165256
1999
Well, Ill be darned. Theres a really nice hardwood floor under here.
430
cliche cliches digging expressions floors flowers gardening gardens general grass hardwood holding incompetents into language lawn man plant planting play potted shovel woman word words yard 165257
1999
Why is it that every time I say something in

quotation marks you respond in italics?
431
annoyed cafe fights general gesture italics language looking makes man marital marks play punctuation quotation relationships restaurants speaking while woman word writing 165258
1999
432
books bookstore bookstores boxes features filled incomplete library literary manuscripts notebooks progress section titled unfinished works writers 165259
1999
Congratulations! Your manuscript was the one-millionth

personal memoir submitted to us this year.
433
apartment authors bestseller biography book books building letters literature mailboxes man manuscript memoirs millionth one publishers publishing rejection win winner woman won writers writing 165260
1999
I think theyll be perfect together.

Hes a journalist and shes a complete composite.
434
bathrobe cards composite correspondent date dating dining dinner head introductions journalism journalist language match matchmaker media news parties people place play press relationships reporter reporting rich room sets table towel woman word writers 165261
1999
You couldnt put on a tie?
435
beside burial cemetery child childhood children clothing coffin death families family fashion funeral funerals grave graveyard kids kneeling mens mother mothers mourning neckties parent parenting parents plot rearing relationships son tearful tomb tombstone wake 165262
1999
Truly a magnificent emperor! While Rome burns, Nero plays

an instrument that hasnt been invented yet.
436
ancient another book books concert emperor empire entertainment flames goies history instrument invention inventions literature music musical musician one performance roman romans rome singing song toga violin violins 165263
1999
I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me.
437
affection authors bestseller book books computer domestic doorway general husbands leaning literature love man manuscript marriage married matrimony novels older publishers publishing relations relationships romance unpublished wife writers writing 165264
1999
438
airplane airplanes banner banners beach beaches bear bonds brokers bull dollar dragging economy figures finance flies general investments latest market money nyse overhead people plane planes seashore skywriting stock stocks street swimming vacations view wall 165265
1999
Thanks for almost everything, Dad.
439
almost beach big butt buttocks characteristic day father fathers fathers feature fitness genes genetics gluteus inherit inheritance large maximus physical problems rear son trait walking 165266
1999
Mr. Goodrich, its time we called each other by our first names.
440
age bed bedroom beside dog dogs elderly fedora five general jumping man names number numbers relationships rollers scenes sex shirt together woman 165267
1999
What would you boys think if we started selling books?
441
and authors bar barnes barroom bars bartender bedraggled beer bestseller book books bookstores booze drinking fad general group house incompetents literature manuscript noble problems pub public publishing regulars stores tavern think tramps trend writers writing 165268
1999
What am I supposed to say when my friends ask

why youre still a mid-list author?
442
authors best-seller bestseller book books daughter failure general incompetents insecurity lists literature living manuscript mid-list mother mothers peer peers pressure problems publishing room say social writers writing 165269
1999
443
another battle between captionless carrying driving fight fighting fights group law laws medieval one road shields signs soldiers spear stop sword times war yield 165270
1999
444
books captionless characters childrens clothes clothesline clothing dry fictional giant hangs huge laundry line lived nursery out rhymes shoe sock socks woman 165271
1999
Do you have Intelligence for Idiots?
445
authors bestseller book books bookstore bookstores brains clerk counter dumb-looking dummies dummiesrefers guy hopefully how-to idiots intellect intelligence literature manuscript publishing series simplified smart writers writing 165272
1999
Your book is a masterpiece, but, unfortunately, were rather picky.
446
arrogant author authors bestseller book books choosey discusses editor general literature manuscript masterpiece picky pretentious publishers publishing rejection rejections writers writing 165273
1999
Weve always admired those literate prayers of yours, and its our hope
that youll keep them coming even though youre dead.
447
admire afterlife angel angels articulate catholic catholicism christ christian christianity dead death gates halo heaven into keep literary man pearly peter pray prayer religion religious welcoming wings 165274
1999
Here it isthe plain, unvarnished truth. Varnish it.
448
advertising another board boss business businessmen chairmen cliche cliches collar corporate cover-up employee employer employment ethics executive executives expressions general honest honesty language lawyers management members occupation office one play profession professional public relations spin truth white word words work 165275
1999
So thats how hes able to crank the stuff out.
Sam Gross (6/21/1999)
449
artists board boss box boxes business chairmen cliche cliches collar corporate crank desk discover employee employer employment executives expressions fitted inventions language members men occupation office play profession professional two white word words work writers 165276
1999
Is there anyone else in bookkeeping who would like

one last picture with Mr. Pinkston?
450
accountants accounting board body boss burial business businessmen camera casket cemetery chairmen collar corporate dead death employee employees employer employment executives funeral funerals general grave graveyard members mourning occupation office one photo photograph photographer photographers photographs photography picture pictures plot profession professional snapshot taking tomb tombstone upright wake white work 165277
1999
And Id recommend this book to anyone

in the market for a free plush toy.
451
books class classroom education elementary general girl pupil reads rebate report school schoolroom schools student students teach teachers teaching toys 165282
1999
You may rush in.
452
briefcase businessmen cliche cliches court desk elvis expressions fool fools general hat jester jesters jesters language medieval men multi-pronged play presley reception royalty song songs times wise word words 165278
1999
This is gonna hurt like hell.
453
afraid boy brutal children cliche cliches crying doctor doctors expressions fear fitness general honesty huge hurt hypodermic language looking medical mother needle needles pain painful patients play small standing word words worried 165279
1999
I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous.
454
anonymous bank banks banner behind chair children copy cringes crowd dad day easy family father fathers general happy holding husband looks out parent parenthood parents people relationships says signs sperm time window woman 165280
1999
Not that it really matters, but how will this play out among the serfs?
455
advisor days government highness king lackey majesty matters mediaeval medieval monarch monarchy olden out peasants play poor problems regal rich royal royalty ruler serfs sire slave slaves 165281
1999
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind.
456
armed backs bible break-in commandments crime criminal criminals crook gun hold holdups mind mug mugger mugging off presents rob robber robbery stone tablets ten thief thieves up victim when 165286
1999
457
bananas concession disneys drugs food general movie movies muscle muscles offers popcorn showing stand steroids tarzan theatre walt 165287
1999
Fortunately, I think we have an extremely accurate

copy of it in the museums gift shop.
458
accidents art broken copy director fake furniture general gift guard incompetents museum museums over replica security shops stands vase 165288
1999
Im thinking of doing Pamplona this year.
459
animals bull bulls does exercise exercises fence fitness hamstring marathon preparation regional running spain sports stretch talking 165289
1999
460
buzz chamber cliche cliches commerce expressions general language outside play public reads relations sign signs word words 165290
1999
O.K., so who gets to tell him hes a war criminal?
461
age behind bones cave cavemen convention crime crimes criminal criminals evil-looking geneva hide human man men milosevic rock sharpens slobodan spears stick stone surrounded war yugoslavia 165291
1999
462
albert brain brains comparison concepts differences different einstein einsteins epiphanies food foods insights intelligence mathematical medical new normal out places pointing recent refers scientists sections shows structure study typical 165292
1999
I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking.
463
accounts bank banking banks bathing beach beaches careers deposits finance finances general jargon man money officer people public rich savings service suit swimming teller woman young 165293
1999
Its eBay feverwell have to pull the plug!
464
addict addicted addiction auction bid bidding business children computer computers consumerism electronic family general internet kids man monitor parents piles sale sales sell selling shopping stuff surrounded 165294
1999
Gee, I had no idea you were married to a supermodel.
465
another backyard children doorway drawing figure fitness idea man marriage model modeling models one people relationships rich skinny stick supermodel supermodels thin waif weight woman 165295
1999
I believe weve entered the dark underbelly of pet ownership.
466
age around cliche cliches dark expressions fights general husband language marital master middle neck owner ownership pets play relationships sitting snake snakes wife word words wrapped 165296
1999
I always end up being attracted to the ones

who wear cheap insect repellent.
467
another attraction attractive bite bug bugs camp camper camping camps chase children cliche cliches date dating expressions flirt flirting girl hit hitting insecticide insects language little mens on one outside perfume pesticide play pretentious relationships stand summer tents word words 165297
1999
Im bored. When do we get to kill the ump?
Ed Fisher (7/5/1999)
468
ancient baseball boredom coliseum death emperor entertainment game games general gladiator gladiators good looks murder play primitive roman rome shields spears sport sports tritons version 165298
1999
469
age airplanes airports arrivals babies baby birth born cliche cliches death deceased departures expressions hospital hospitals images language maternity monitors newly play room show waiting wards word words 165299
1999
Your father and I have decided to give half your allowance to BAM.
470
academy allowance brooklyn child children daughter dinner families family money mother music parent parenting parents people rearing regional rich table young 165300
1999
Actually, Monkey see, monkey do has

served me quite well in this market.
471
animals bear behind board bonds boss brokers bull business businessmen chairmen cliche cliches collar corporate desk do dollar economy employee employer employment executive executives expressions finance general human investments language market members money monkey monkeys nyse occupation office play profession professional proverbs stock stocks street talking wall white word words work 165301
1999
I got the part, but I play a waiter.
472
actor actors actress another broadway cinema entertainment film general hollywood kitchen motion movie movies one part performers picture play plays restaurant restaurants service theater theatre waiters 165302
1999
The dog ate my magnetic insoles.
473
animals best big canines dog dogs doggie dogs food foods friend general haired husband insoles kitchen magnet magnetic magnets man's master metal owner owners pet pets pooch problem problems puppies puppy rear refrigerator refrigerators shoes sticking table woman 165303
1999
474
around beggar beggars challenged crime cup disabled exposed fake fraud front handicapped impostor man neck panhandler panhandling phony physically poor sign standing tin wearing wheelchair wheelchairs 165304
1999
Sorry, but I dont do stitches anymore. All stitches are now

handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue.
475
american association boy bureaucracy crying doctor doctors doctors ethics examining hospital labor little medical mother office patients stitches table union unionized unions 165305
1999
476
city direction exit freeway giuliani inexplicably mayor new overhanging rage reading response reverse road rudolph rudys running scenes sidewalk sidewalks sign signs speed stop street style veer walk walkers walking york 165306
1999
477
acres architecture called cancer color community development estate general melonin modern palm real shaded signs skin spanish suburban sun sunbathing suntan tan tanned tanning tans vista 165307
1999
Maybe if we put stone statues in their place,

no one will notice that theyve flown away.
478
buildings courtiers fly gargoyles general medieval medieval renaissance plan sitting statues times what 165308
1999
I cant help thinking of the lyrics to that old song: I want to sex you up.
479
blanket entertainment general hint hinting hints i inuendo love man music musical musician picnic picnics relationships scenes sex sexual singing song songs woman 165309
1999
Hes dead. Would you like his voice mail?
480
answering bussiness cliche cliches death executives expressions language machines mail office play receptionist receptionists technology telephones visitor voice word words work workers 165310
1999
Id love to ask you in, Howard, but they start

trading in Hong Kong in ten minutes.
481
apartment bear beautiful bonds brokers bull computers date dates dating dollar door economy finance girlfriend goodnight hang internet investments man market money nyse ready regional relationships says seng she social stock stocks street wall young 165311
1999
Consider yourself chased.
482
animals blazing chase chased chasing cliche cliches dog dogs expressions general hot language obstacles play problems run running squirrel squirrels summer sun talking tired under word words 165312
1999
Look, there is no right and wrong here, but Im going

to side with Helen because Im a girl.
483
bias biased counseling counselors counselors couple ethics favoritism female feminism fights gender general girl language marital marriage office problems right women wrong 165313
1999
484
access accounts am another bank banking banks bear beggar beggars bonds brokers bull bum bums but captionless cup deposits dollar economy exercised finance finances for hat hobo hobos holds homeless homelessness investments man market money months my nyse officer options out passersby people poor poverty rich savings saying sign stock stocks street teller tin tramp tramps unable wall wealth wears 165314
1999
Dont sweat it. Thats Little Leagueyour dad comes, you choke.
485
background baseball bat behind catcher child children choke comfort father fathers fence large looms opposite parent parenting player rearing sports sweat team tiny tries whose 165315
1999
Just where Dad said it would be.
486
american beatniks climbers dump fathers graffiti graffitti hippies history johnson ledge looking man mountain off pigs rock saying sons standing trends woman 165316
1999
Well done lulled him into complacency.
487
boys burger burns chair complacency cook cooking cooks counter done exhausted fan frantically good griddle hamburgers incompetents lunch ol overhead service sleep slumps two well while whirrs 165317
1999
488
automobiles captionless car cone crushed drops environment falling general huge landscape landscapes national nature outdoor outdoors park pine redwood sequoia trees 165318
1999
Somethings wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to

the kitchen and have it genetically modified.
489
broccoli cooking dining dna eat eating food foods general genetically kitchens man meal meals restaurant restaurants science something synthetic technology vegetable vegetables waiters waitress 165319
1999
His underwear was spotless.
490
burial cemetery chores cliche cliches clothes clothing comforts crying death doctors emergency expressions funeral grave graveyard handkerchief hospitals household into language laundry mom mother mourning patients play plot room rooms saying spotless surgeon tomb tombstone underwear waiting wake widows woman word words 165320
1999
I hope you realize that Im the one who has to write

about this stupid vacation next fall.
491
arrogance automobiles back boring car children classroom did during education essay general journey kid parents pouts pupil report school schoolroom schools seat student students summer teach teachers teaching trip vacation vacations what writers writing 165321
1999
So what if he doesnt know Ovid. He knows Ovitz.
492
another attraction attractive bar bars celebrities chase cocktail date dating flirt flirting general hit hitting know knows men michael on one parties pretentious relationships sex sexual woman women 165322
1999
When I look at you, I see more than just a catI see the rewards
of a conscientiously applied program of dental hygiene.
493
alice books cat cats cheshire childrens dentists during fitness general teeth toothbrush walk wonderland woods 165323
1999
He doesnt have to worry about his preschool placement

he interviews well.
494
child children classroom cliche cliches education employment expressions interview interviews jobs language nearby one personality placement play playing preschool pupil sandbox school schoolroom second student students teach teachers teaching tests third word words worry 165324
1999
Im afraid youll never know if this was for

the speeding or for the Celine Dion tape, sir.
J.C. Duffy (7/12/1999)
495
autos car celebrities concert cop cops duffy enforcement entertainment instrument know law man music musical musician nypd officer performance police policeman policemen singing song speed summons taste ticket traffic violation violations 165325
1999
This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds.
496
beach beaches chairs cliche cliches closed couple expressions eyes language leisure lounge next perfect play seashore sitting sun sunning suntan swimming tan tanning time word words 165326
1999
Jason, Id like to let you play, but soccer is a girls game.
497
boy cup games gender girl girls girls little olympic olympics play sex sexes sexism sexist soccer sports team uniform women world 165327
1999
498
bush campaign campaigning candidate checks civil desk election explanation funding funds george gov government hypnosis logic logical man money now official only phone platform political politicians politics sitting telephones washington 165328
1999
Its supposed to be some kind of aphrodisiac,

but it hasnt done jack for me.
499
animals aphrodisiac attraction female horns horny jack male relationships rhinoceros sex sexual talking wild 165329
1999
Very scary, Jenniferdoes anyone else have an H.M.O. horror story?
500
around bureaucracy camp campers campfire camping camps childrens cliche cliches coverage doctors expressions gather ghost ghosts health healthcare insurance language leader maintenance medical organization patients play stories summer telling word words 165330
1999
Paul Karasik (7/19/1999)
501
afterlife angel angels consumerism death event events game games gates halo heaven line pearly people scalp scalper scalpers scalping sell sport sporting sports them tickets try waiting wings 165331
1999
Would you like to meet Kate? Shes an acceptable risk.
502
acceptable age another cliche cliches cocktail dating events expressions gatherings introductions language leisure man middle middle-aged mingling nearby one outdoor parties party play relationships risk social socializing standing woman women word words 165332
1999
I tried victimless crime, but Im a people person.
503
another bar cliche cliches crime criminal criminals crook expressions hold holdups language mug mugger mugging murder murderer one people play rob robber robbery thief thieves up victimless victims white-collar word words 165333
1999
This rsum appears to cover only the last forty-five minutes.
504
applicant board boss business chairmen collar corporate employee employer employment executives history interview job manager members minutes occupation office offices personnel profession professional rsum white work 165334
1999
Only I can prevent forest fires? Dont you think

you should share some of the responsibility?
505
animals bear bears can cliche cliches domestic ego expressions female fights fires forest language living marital marriage married matrimony play prevent relationships responsibilities responsibility room smokey talking vanity word words 165335
1999
Its happened, Marge. Howard has the bomb.
506
atomic back bomb cliche cliches destruction expressions fights fuse general happen happened high homemade huddles husband husbands incompetents language lights marital mass next play relationships rocket technology telephone telephones their two-story weapons window woman word words yard 165336
1999
I suppose it was very sweet and old-fashioned

of him, but, still, it was syphilis.
507
affairs couch disease diseases drinking love old-fashioned older relationships sex sexual sexually std sweet syphilis tea coffee transmitted vd venereal woman women younger 165337
1999
I have a food question.
508
business businessmen cuisine dining eat eating eats food foods general language meals men one questions restaurant restaurants service talking three waiter waiters waitress waitresses 165338
1999
You bludgeoned your cell mate during chapel services, Rhineschreiber!

Shame on you!
509
abashed bludgeon bludgeoned brought brutal-looking catholic catholicism cell chains christ christian christianity church churches clergy convict correctional crime criminals escape facility general guards incarcerate incarcerated incarceration into jail nun nuns office pray prayer priest priests prison prisoners rabbi rabbis religion religious reverend violence wardens 165339
1999
Eight years of unprecedented expansion,

and yet the kid sector has failed to participate.
510
allowance boys children cliche cliches confront economics economy expansion expressions father fathers language money people play rich three trickle-down wealthy word words 165340
1999
Hey, great ab!
511
abdomen abdominal abs age aged beach beaches cliche cliches exercise expressions fat fitness language men middle muscles pack people play six swim swimming trends trunks two word words 165341
1999
512
at beach beaches cliche cliches cut expressions hair hairdo hairstyle language like mans miniature people play rides surf surfer surfers surfing swimming wave word words 165342
1999
Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay.
513
animals apartment apartments barns building disappointed estate flat food hay home homes horse horses house look looking new real realtor realty rent restaurants stall talking 165343
1999
Roz Chast (7/19/1999)
514
depressed depression downs effects fun games ladders life lives living misery morose sad sadness slide slides toy toys trials tribulations unhappiness unhappy ups upset 174456
1999
First beach?
515
beach beaches boy campfires children fire general girl incompetents little marshmallow marshmallows ocean pail roast roasting sand sea seashore shovel stick swimming vacation virgin water 165344
1999
Dont get me wrong. I think the morning-after

pill is great. Its just that right now my problem
is lining up something for the night before.
516
abortion another birth cocktail control date dates dating intercourse medicine mifepristone morning-after one parties party preganancy ru-486 sex sexual social woman women 165345
1999
517
bar barroom bars bartender beer booze cliche cliches critics drinking drunks expressions general hangover hangovers house language liquor man passes play pub public restaurants reviews saloon side sign tavern theatre west what window word words wow 165346
1999
I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism.
Peter C. Vey (7/26/1999)
518
alcohol alcoholic alcoholism couch drink drinking drunk empty fitness general glasses holding inebriated intoxicated liquor love man medical not places public scenes wine woman 165347
1999
Alex Gregory (7/26/1999)
519
age bus busses class commute commuter general give handicapped influential man mass money more opulence people please rail railroad reads rich riding seat sees sign signs someone subway subways this train trains transit transportation travel upper wealth wealthier wealthy wont 165348
1999
I put the bird to bedlets party!
520
birdcages birds boy boys child childhood children cliche cliches dancing expressions fun general girl girls kid kids language little living man marriage parties pet pets play room sex woman word words young youth 165349
1999
Two lousy weeks. You people can surely make do for two lousy weeks.
521
apartment beach beaches building buildings cell cellular cliche cliches cool drink executives expressions factories general language lousy phone play portable sips swimming talks telephones vacations word words 165350
1999
Were thinking of moving to another part of the country

somewhere between Lyme disease and killer bees.
522
bees estate gardeners gardening gardens general hedge insects moving over real talking ticks while women 165351
1999
Whom should I say is calling?
Sam Gross (7/26/1999)
523
animal animals bird birds call calling cat cats cliche cliches doormen expressions general hole language mice mouse near office pet pets play receptionists stand telephones wall word words workers 165352
1999
Good news. The test results show its a metaphor.
524
back betray betrayal betrayed businessmen cliche cliches doctor doctors doctors examination executives expressions fitness general get health knife language m.d. man medical metaphors nurse office patients physician play soon stab stabbing tests well word words 165353
1999
525
blanket estate farmers few garage general items junk man next outside owns people poor reads sale sales shack sign signs what whit yard 165354
1999
I may run, but first I want to toy with the electorate for a while.
526
being campaign campaigning campaigns candidate civil college election ethics government interviewed media news official platform political politicians politics polls show talk television votes washington 165355
1999
527
acrobats amusment boardwalk booth circuses city cliche cliches coney count expressions fertile fertility freaks guess island language level levels new parks play reads sideshows sign sperm tent weight word words york 165356
1999
All outdoor carpeting can be indoor carpeting, but not

all indoor carpeting can be outdoor carpeting.
528
apartments carpet carpeting eastern furniture general guru gurus holy indoor language man men mountain outdoor religions top visits wisdom wise 165357
1999
529
burial business call captionless cemetery cliche cliches cobweb cop cops death detective enforcement enter expressions filled general grave graveyard hold important incompetents language law man nypd office officer play plot police policeman policemen remains skeletal skeletons technology telephones tomb tombstone us word words 165358
1999
I really dont see how giving you a six-letter word for a

sixteenth-century crested metal helmet helps my problem.
J.C. Duffy (7/26/1999)
530
crossword does duffy games medieval morion patient problem problems psychiatrists psychoanalyst psychologists puzzle puzzles session times while 165359
1999
Its the co-op board!
531
angry apartment apartments board building co-op dr estate flat frankenstein home homes house igor lynch mob monster monsters outside real rent 165360
1999
532
board business corporate cubicles employees employment form game games general o occupation office offices profession professional s symbol symbolic symbols tac tic toe work x 165361
1999
I wish youd stop trying to gross everybody out.
533
age another cave cavemen childishness dinosaurs disgust disgusting eat eaten eating eats food foods general gross man mouth opening play playing show stone them two 165362
1999
Yall look like dog people to me.
534
abducted abduction alien aliens animals being best canines cat cats creatures dog doggie dogs examining feline felines fiction friend general looked man's outer people pet pets pooch puppies puppy science space table talking travel 165363
1999
Stop calling! Well get there when we get there!
535
automobiles back cellphone cellphones cellular child children general parents phone seat sport sport-utility station talk technology telephones travel traveling utility vacations vehicle vehicles wagons 165364
1999
Roz Chast (7/26/1999)
536
action blankly books bored boredom boring chast cliche cliches comic comics dwell expressions field fret heads language mull no-action obsess open over people play ponder refers roz shows six staring stew superman their these word words zing 165365
1999
Just for kicks, Leon, lets shut down the F.B.I. again.
537
attacks attempting baseball beat beatniks bureau cap computer computers federal generation government hacker head hippies house internet investigation kicks kitchen problems recent refers sites stand successful table washington web white wide woman world 165366
1999
You should find solace in the fact that he left

behind such a large body of nuts.
538
another artists burial cash cemetery composers death dollar exchange finances financial funeral general grave graveyard inheritance money mourning nuts one people plot rate rich solace songwriters squirrel squirrels tomb tombstone wake wills writers 165367
1999
539
affairs air antigravity astronaut bedroom brush but earth float lie lies love lying man people said say says scenes sex space spurts teeth through tooth toothpaste travel tries weightless weightlessly weightlessness were werent when woman wow 165368
1999
I take it we got the account.
540
account advertising after brandi brassiere business businesswoman chastain china colleague cup defeated did general jubilant nude off office people recently ripped shirt sign soccer soccer-style sport takes team this us was winning woman womans women world 165369
1999
Dont waste time on Daddy. Mummys the money.
541
boyfriend brings fathers home meet mothers parents people relationships rich time waste wealthy woman young 165370
1999
I cant help thinking theres a book in this.
542
adam bible books eden eve garden general genesis nude old publishing religion testament think thinking tree under writing 165371
1999
Remember to round off each billable hour to the nearest week.
543
accountants billable boss business cliche cliches employee estimate estimation ethics executives expressions fees greed language lawyers math mathematics meets money off play round word words 165372
1999
I assume its a different Rudy.
544
called city consumerism couple crackdown different district establishment general giuliani giulianis light look manhattan mayor neighborhoods new nyc porn pornographatoriums pornography red refers regional rudolph rudys sex signs square store stores tawdry times urban xxx york 165373
1999
545
babies baby booth boy captionless check child children cliche cliches coats couple expressions general hooks hosts inside language leaves near other over parents play restaurant restaurants says several sign small station suspended their word words 16537 4
1999
Were planning on sending him away to be reared by experts.
546
bassinet child childhood children clasped education experts families family guest hands kids over parent parenting parents plan planning proud reared rearing send sending speaks stand woman 165375
1999
I understood each and every word you said

but not the order in which they appeared.
547
almost cliche cliches cocktail expressions identical-looking language look-alikes men order parties party play talk two understand understood word words 165376
1999
They have no lives, so they watch us.
548
animals boat cape general humpback life lives nature ships tourists two underneath watch whale whales 165377
1999
Look, I cant promise Ill change,

but I can promise Ill pretend to change.
549
adultery change dinner discussion fake fights general have heavy impersonate left man marital marriage over pretend relationship relationships restaurants their woman 165378
1999
He has some food issues.
550
babies behavior chair children discipline eat eating everywhere father food general habits high hurl infant issues kitchen mother son stand their watching 165379
1999
I like things to be done my own particular way

by someone other than me.
551
business desk executive executives general older own particular phone telephones way 165380
1999
552
animals automobiles autos back best bumper canines captionless car cars classroom cliche cliches curtis dog doggie dogs drive driving education elementary expressions friend general honor language man's obedience pet pets pickup play pooch pupil puppies puppy reads roll school schoolroom sticker stickers student students teach teachers teaching truck word words 165381
1999
For a transcript of tonights Hollywood Squares,

send two dollars and a self-addressed, stamped
envelope to this address.
553
down entertainment game hollywood intently letters man notes shows television transcript tv watching 165382
1999
You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar.
554
age appearances attire boutique cheese cliche cliches clothes clothing dining elevator elevators expressions fashion flirtations food high language looks love man middle middle-aged pickups play relationships sales says scenes sharp shop shopping style trend trendy woman word words 165383
1999
He thinks hes located a World War I torpedo boat.

Whats exciting at your house?
555
age bike boat busted crate crude divers dog empty engine exciting first gossip half-covered news oil phone shipyard-side skin soap torpedo woman 165384
1999
Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments.

Hang on, Ill get you a menu.
556
accidentally bible brings cuisine dining eat eating eats food foods god law laws man meals menu religion restaurant restaurants service waiter waiters waitress waitresses 165385
1999
557
amendment association captionless chast firearms for gun guns handguns license licenses n.r.as national pistol revolver rifle rifles roz s second test tests the violence weaponry weapons written 165386
1999
Where were you when you realized there was nothing else to say?
R.J. Matson (8/9/1999)
558
broadcast cliche cliches commentators communications correspondent crash discuss end expressions john journalism jr kennedy language media news newscast newscaster plane play press programming reporter reporting said say saying story television tragedy tv word words 165387
1999
Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day.

Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life.
559
another bar bars beer cliche cliches drinking expressions fishing general language one play sayings sitting word words 165388
1999
Let me through. Im a compassionate conservative.
560
accident accidents briefcase bush bushs campaigns cliche cliches doctor elections enters expressions george gov language man medical parties party play political politicians politics refers republican republicans scene self-description street suit washington word words 165389
1999
City kids.
561
adults apartment apartments available beach beaches building buildings castle-apartment comment efficiencies estate flat home homes house real rent sand sandcastles says sign swimming two urban vacation walking 165390
1999
J.C. Duffy (8/9/1999)
562
architecture cat cats duffy feet general hole incompetents leg mans mice mouse mousehole out sees shoes sticking 165391
1999
You know what I like about power? Its so damn empowering.
563
another arrogance cliche cliches ego empowering expressions language like office one play political politician politics power washington word words 165392
1999
O.K., so maybe a little static electricity isnt helping our

marriagebut it isnt hurting it, either.
564
before cliche cliches couple electricity emanating expressions feeling fights general help hurt kneel language marital marriage married play reception screen signal static television tv word words 165393
1999
Before we continue, is there anyone else present

who has never seen a dead person?
565
black body burial cemetery dead death funeral funerals grave graveyard humor invites mourners mourning open-casket pastor person plot see service tomb tombstone view wake 165394
1999
I dont buy stocks simply because others are buying them.

I buy them because many, many others are buying them.
566
ascend bear bonds brokers bull buy consumerism dollar economy elaborate finance investments man many market money nyse people rich staircase stock stocks street upper-class wall woman 165395
1999
Yes, but take away the rodent droppings and the occasional shard
of glass, and youve still got a damn fine product.
567
company condemned department executives food foods general glass health media mice microphone product public rats relations rodents spokesman 165396
1999
And, Catheven if you say no, I want you to know

that youll always be the template.
568
affection bride ceremony cliche cliches couch domestic expressions front glasses groom knees language love man marriage marry matrimony nuptial play proposals propose proposesitting proposing prototype relations relationships romance template wed wedding where woman word words 165397
1999
Gentlemen, its time we gave some serious thought

to the effects of global warming.
569
campaign campaigning candidate civil election environment flooded floods global government incompetents office official officials platform political politicians politics pollution president serious thought warming washington water 165398
1999
I only sniffed his ass to be polite.
570
adultery affair another ass behavior cheat cheating code courtesy dog dogs etiquette explain explaining explanation extramarital fights general graces infidelity kiss kissing manners marital noses of one polite rude rudeness schmoozing sniff sniffing social 165399
1999
571
armor ball beach beaches cancer holds knight knights lotions man oil protection rating rays reads refers s s.p.f. scale skin suit sun sunbathing sunscreen suntan swimming tan title ultraviolet uv 165400
1999
Hes swearing in full sentences now.
572
bench benches ccuss child children curse cursing cussing family foul general language mothers nearby ones parent parenting parents park proud rearing sentence speaking speech swear swearing talking toddler two women word words 165401
1999
I know he cheated on me because of his childhood

abuse, but I shot him because of mine.
573
abuse actions adultery affair cheat cheating child court courthouse courtroom explains extramarital family fights guilt guilty guns infidelity innocence innocent judge judicial juries jury law lawyers legal marital murder obstacles problems scenes stand system trial violence witness woman 165402
1999
I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello.
574
another apartment apartments building class elves estate flat food foods gnome gnomes home homes house ireland leprechaun money mushroom mushrooms myths one opulence outside real regional rent rich sitting their toadstool toadstools upper wealth wealthy 165403
1999
575
bear beggar beggars bonds brokers bull bum bums captionless change com cup dime dollar donations economy finance hobo hobos homeless homelessness internet invest investment investments investors many market money name names nyse one other passersby poor poverty reading receiving side-by-side sign spare spare-a-dime stock stocks street technology tin tramp tramps two urban wall web website websites 165404
1999
I need another week.
576
beach cellular contorted geometrically man need phone position problems relax serene serenity shaped stress stressed telephones tranquility unwind vacation vacations week wound 165405
1999
The occasion? Ohthat would be the fifth anniversary

of our never having got married because of an earlier experience
of yours that had nothing to do with me.
577
anniversaries boyfriend candlelight dinner during fear fights marital marriage past phobia pours proposals relationships wine woman 165406
1999
Into every shopping cart a little mysterious

Mediterranean product must fall.
578
consumerism fall falling food holding man mysterious next products pushing regional supermarkets woman 165407
1999
Once you have children, it forever changes the way you bore other people.
579
bore boring child childhood children families family general kids living parent parenting parents problems rearing room telephone telephones woman 165408
1999
Im sorrythe chocolate-almond biscotti are out of stock.

Id be happy to order one for you.
580
almond biscotti books bookstore bookstores chocolate clerk cliche cliches coffee counter customer expressions fad food general language order play trend trendy word words 165409
1999
I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist.
581
analyst comes coming general guests home husband husbands intervention medical parties party patient problems psychiatrist psychiatrists psychiatry psychologists psychology relationships session surprise therapist therapists therapy wary 165410
1999
Not in front of the crew!
582
background captain cat cats crew days general giggle incompetents leg legs members olden peg pets pirate pirates scratching wooden 165411
1999
We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce.
583
ask divorce fights general husband husbands living love marital reading relationships room scenes synchronize synchronized wife wives 165412
1999
Dont you think its time you started thinking about your legacy?
584
behind bill clinton couch divorce husband husbands legacy marriage pres relationships standing tv watching wife will 165413
1999
Would you like me to warm up your eggs?
585
animals birds breakfast chickens counter customer diner eggs food hen language service talking waiters waitress waitresses warm 165414
1999
I had that, only worse.
Benita Epstein (8/16/1999)
586
being casket cemeteries death funeral funerals ground illness into lowered man medical talking woman worse 165415
1999
I cant understand a word you say when your helmet is shut.
587
antique blown-out diving engine fights floor head helmets incompetents kitchen man marital relationships rowboat seaside shanty table tire town understand woman 165416
1999
Roz Chast (8/16/1999)
588
ancient astoria bag bags boilosity ceremonial ceremonies ceremony cooking decanting drinking filling fire future holy into kitchens mug mystical placing queens regional sacred saving sounding steeping tea upon use vessel whistle 165417
1999
Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled

due to our desire to ruin your life.
589
airplanes airport announces cancel cancelled departure gate general incompetents life problems ruin travel waiting woman 165418
1999
Dont you dare put Mommy on hold again.
590
busy cellular child children city family general hold mom mothers parents phone portable street telephones urban 165419
1999
Did you bring a duplicate copy of your Times obit with you?
591
baseball cap death duplicate gates heaven man media new newspaper obituaries paper pearly peter times york 165420
1999
I had no idea it was this serious.
592
because become couple depletion desert drives drought environment into jersey new recent regional road signs which 165421
1999
Sam Gross (8/23/1999)
593
alien bouncers captionless club creatures doorman doormen ejected ejecting explorers outer sci-fi space travel 165422
1999
I never had a problem before those goddam Bob Dole ads.
594
advertising bed general husband impotence relationships robert sex viagra washington wife 165423
1999
Of course he looks peacefulhes lived his entire life in a bull market.
595
boy brokers bull children father fathers finishes general life little market mother peaceful reading sleep stock stocks tucking 165424
1999
Anyhow, according to the Science Times, things would have turned out
quite a bit differently if that meteor had hit Earth.
596
age another around asteroids business-dinosaur dinosaurs environment extinction human humans leash like looking meteors nature new one passes says small stone suits third times walking york 165425
1999
Im sorrydid you say something? I was off creating my own reality.
597
create dinner eating fights -general love man marital problems reality relationship say saying scenes virtual woman 165426
1999
J.C. Duffy (8/23/1999)
598
briefs captionless duffy fashion form general inventions life modern pair panties playground playgrounds swings underwear 165427
1999
599
bed bedroom both divorce dummies escape escaped have husband left marriage master places prison prisoners relationships scenes sheet stuffed their tied via wife window 165428
1999
My only crime, Denise, was loving you too much.

That and embezzling your trust fund.
600
booth collar crime criminals dating embezzle embezzler embezzling fights fund general love loving man marital money people relationships restaurant restaurants rich scenes trust white woman 165429
1999
I see Daddys back from the gun show.
601
cannon driveway fathers gun guns huge husband legislation looks out pulling recent refers regulate show shows tanks window woman 165430
1999
Leeches dont bother meIm a lawyer.
602
bother briefcase ethics general guide head lawyers over swamp swamps through wade 165431
1999
Im used to having a pussycat doctor.
603
animals cats clipboard doctors exam general herself hides looking medical men modestly owl patients problems pussycat stands table talking women 165432
1999
To be frozen solid for a while on the north slope of Mt. Everest

would, I occasionally feel, be a welcome change.
604
argument climbers couple fights george having living mallory marital mount mountain room their winter 165433
1999
605
bug clocks clothes computer-clock computers decor internet january man millennium new olden problem style technology time times travel y2k yearrefers 165434
1999
Roz Chast (8/23/1999)
606
-b apartment apartments back campaign campaigns cant captionless cares clinton closer coming confronts daughter families family get going have hillary hillarys husband listening live mall monkey monkeys mother next paid pain politicalfather salaries says school senate shopping should sister sisters sleazy son teachers teen-age their tour want washington week werent why wish woes young 165435
1999
He hasnt slept well since his dreams started carrying advertising.
607
advertisements advertising appear automobiles balloon car cola dreams etc general head husbands living man over room sleep sleeping talking win women 165436
1999
Cmon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side.
608
bar bars beat beatniks businessman conservative dating fashion flirtations general generation hippies introductions language lou love lyrics mild parody pick-ups propositioning punk-girl reed scenes side song walk wild young 165437
1999
This is the grand ballroom. I think it has a lot of potential.
609
apartment apartments architecture ballrooms building buyers empty enormous estate flat home homes house interiors potential prospective real realtor rent rich 165438
1999
610
airliner airplanes below bumperstickers captionless delivery done driving flying general hows incompetents jet language limousines my numbers painted play runway signs tail telephone usually vans word 165439
1999
Were really bonding now, arent we, Dad?
611
bond bonding canoe canoes children down face fathers frightened going look male parents rapid son sons sports steep vacation vacations whitewater 165440
1999
Mr. Goodrich, what say we tell each other our darkest fantasies
and start exploring the outer limits of modern sexuality.
612
age bed bedroom cats fantasy fedora five general incompetents kinky man modern number relationships rollers scenes sex sexual shirt small together woman 165441
1999
Mumford! I thought you were killed instantly.
613
another death desk doorway executive executives fire firing instantly kill killed killing looking office working 165442
1999
Page two, paragraph six: The moral high ground

were prepared to yield totally on that point.
614
contracts executives fables fox ground high lawyers moral negotiations rabbit 165443
1999
Ah! Here it is!
615
age bathroom bathrooms bottle cabinet depression finds large life medicine middle play problems products relationship woman word zest 165444
1999
You were ferocious when you rushed to get us those seats on the Jitney.
616
beach beaches caf envy ferocious ferocity general hamptons husbands man praising relationships restaurants seats swimming triumph vacations wives womans 165445
1999
Very good, Larry! Just one more step and

youll have the entire aisle blocked!
Kim Warp (8/23/1999)
617
age aging arrogance being block blocked cart citizen citizens elderly how incompetent man old program retirement senior shopping supermarkets taught title training 165446
1999
618
baby-sitters bait children discipline dock fishing front general hour includes kids little out reads shop sign tackle taken vacations which 165447
1999
I dont mean to dampen your enthusiasm, but your

use of the phrase or die trying is a tad unsettling.
619
burial cemetery cliche cliches climbers death enthusiasm expressions face funeral grave graveyard language mountain mourning or play plot rock steep tomb tombstone trying wake word words 165448
1999
Life sucks and then you keep living.
620
advice age cliche cliches down expressions language obstacles play problems street stress talking two walk woman word words younger 165449
1999
With me its neither nature nor nurture. Its Satan.
Peter C. Vey (8/23/1999)
621
businessmen devils discussing down executives hell language men myths nature nurture religon street two walk 165450
1999
Wow! Labor Day already?
622
backyard beaches bottom drained holiday holidays life man modern pool pools suddenly summer swimming which woman work 165451
1999
And now Id like to do my impersonation

of a happily married woman.
623
cocktail couple fights front general head marital marriage married parties party problems relationships walk 165452
1999
See, Jimmy? If they give a big tax cut to the wealthy, those
guysll feel good and have us come fix their roof and stuff.
624
bar cut drinks feel feeling general handymen having people rich roof tax taxes two washington workmen 165453
1999
Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners,

one affair, and, whamits Labor Day.
625
adultery affairs automobiles background beach beaches books car driving general love pager-turner season sex summer swimming two women 165454
1999
Lets have a heart-to-heart talkone huge, powerful

grownup to one tiny, nothing kid.
626
boy children family fathers general heart-to-heart huge language lap large little man parents play word 165455
1999
627
amusement atlanta brokers called claiming co-workers coaster coasters day family financial incident killed market park parks past pressure recent refers roller stock stocks the trader violent where 165456
1999
The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me

notwithstanding, Dan, its really starting to blow out here.
628
anchorman approaching beach beaches blow get hat holding hurricane hurricanes media news onto scoop sunny swimming television tries vacation weather 165457
1999
So its a case of he said, she said, it said.
629
adam apple bible blames devil down eden eve fights finger garden god looks marital points problems relationships religion snake 165458
1999
Eat your lunch, and then well see about giving your phone back.
630
arrogance beepers cellular cliche cliches confiscates diner expressions language lunch obstacles parent play portable restaurants service surprised-looking telephones waiter waiters word words 165459
1999
See, its right here in the pre-nup.

If you walk out, I get two weeks severance sex.
631
agreements bags contract divorce document fire fired firing good hand home husband law leaving obstacles points prenuptial problems ready relationships severance sex weeks while wives woman 165460
1999
Something ought to be left to the imagination.
632
animals bare clothing comment dogs female freshly general haircuts imagination leash male naked nude nudity poodle shaved talking two walking 165461
1999
And Im sure no one will mind if we fold

a few clothes while we talk.
Kim Warp (9/6/1999)
633
baskets board boardroom chairman clothing discussion executive executives female fold full general household laundry leads management meetings sit table two women 165462
1999
The pompano poached in parchment is very alliterative tonight.
634
advising booth diner language leaning over parchment play restaurants service waiter waiters word 165463
1999
Im still a work-in-hiding.
635
couch general in-progress insecurity language living phone play problems room talking telephones woman word work- work-in-hiding 165464
1999
636
club clubs dollar dollar-sign-shaped furniture group groups love meetings members men mens organizations people rich seat seats signs sit sofa 165465
1999
Dont play hide-and-seek with me, Beverly! Because I always win!
637
age booth butlers cat cats -general george hide-and-seek hiding house incompetents its out people pets rich rug rugs searching servants servents sticking tail through under wealthy win woman 165466
1999
If you require immediate assistance, press the pound sign.
638
behind businessmen button cliche cliches desk expressions forehead general incompetents language man play pound sign technology telephones tone touch word words 165467
1999
M.K. Brown (9/6/1999)
639
abusive airlines airplane airplanes attendant businessman businessmen cage cages confinement courtesy executives fights flight general other passengers prison prisoners recent refers serves upswing violent 165468
1999
Is this the movie of the week or the news of the day?
640
balkans bombs bosnia exploding explosions general husband kosovo media movie movies news television watching week woman yugoslavia 165469
1999
Are you just pissing and moaning,

or can you verify what youre saying with data?
641
angry another back bar bars baseball caps country data general males moaning pissing rural say saying statistics two types verify white woods 165470
1999
J.C. Duffy (9/6/1999)
642
back cab cliche cliches duffy expressions general killing language looking me not passenger play sign signs taxis thank word words 165471
1999
643
ago air all always another approaching array automobiles avenue back boat boring but buzzard came captain car chast cleaner clouds cold complete concentration confusing conveys cooler could counts craft dates day diagram doctors doing dont done down drive driving dry etc even exhilarating expanse experience expressway failure familiar farther finally first followed free general getting god groceries had harbor hardware home husband including just knew knots know konundrum krenskys landscape languages learned learning left library limitless majesty make mall maneuver map maps mesas near-home needed next not one only open out panel parallel parking peabody play reads realized reasonably receded right road route roz safe safety sail sailing sailors school sea seascape sees sense seven she shoreline shouting show shows sign signs sky spent spongy steered still store storm street such take thank the there thinking through time trees trip turning uncharted unlost using video was wasnt waters weird well were what wheel when where
whiffenpoof wind woman women writer years 165472
1999
Thats all very nice, Jefferson, but do you have any other new business?
644
belly board boardroom businessmen chairman discussing executives fashion general group incompetents management meetings nice off one shows tattoo tattoos this trends weeks 165473
1999
645
hour bank banks crime criminals general illegal implicated launder laundering man money money-laundering new passes reads recent refers russia russian scandal scheme sign this was weeks which window york 165474
1999
What I Did on My Summer Vacation, by special

arrangement with the New Jersey State Police.
646
accompanied before boy boys cell child childhood children class classroom convict correctional crime criminals education essay facility general girl girls incarcerate incarcerated incarceration jail kid kids little preparing prison prisoners pupil read school schoolroom schools stands student students teach teachers teaching this troopers two weeks what young youth 165475
1999
Now, this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still havent been

here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves.
647
alcohol alcoholic california cinema cocktail director drink drinkable drinking entertainment film group hollywood large liquor motion movie movies parties people picture taste tasting test theater vineyard weeks wine 165476
1999
Have you got that in bulletproof?
648
advertising appearances armor attire boutique bulletproof buying campaign clerk clothes clothing everybody fashion gangster gap gaps gear general generalreferences guns insecurity looks navy obstacles problems protection protective rap sales shop shopping store style trend trendy vest vests woman zipper 165477
1999
Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?
649
age aging armchair bathrobe boat citizen citizens cruise elder elderly general hostel husband husbands journey liners love ocean old paper pleasure senior ships travel trip vacation vacations wife 165478
1999
Not now, Matthew. This is Daddys quiet-desperation time.
650
alcohol alcoholic alcoholism away balding child childhood children dad david depressed depression desperation drink drinking drunk families family fathers henry inebriated intoxicated kids liquor martini martinis parent parenting parents places play public quiet quiet-desperation quotes rearing sad shoos son thoreau word 165479
1999
Ready, Harold? Youre the wicked troll and Im the garden

fairy, and youre very angry because you dont want me passing
over your bridge on my way to Grandmas house!
651
age angry antenna armchair believe bug-eyed childishness childrens cigar-smoking costume costumes crouches elderly enter fairy fantasy gamely general hat husband imagination living make next pointed prepares pretend pretending relationships room sex sexual stairs story tales troll wearing while wicked wife 165480
1999
I think it loves us.
652
animals aquariums fish goldfish huge human love notice outside pet pets relationships smiling talking tank their two 165481
1999
The music was so loud I couldnt hear myself talk.
653
arrogance center complains concert ego entertainment instrument leaving lincoln loud man music musical musician new performance problems regional singing song talk woman york 165482
1999
Hey! Get a load of the acoustics!
Sam Gross (9/13/1999)
654
acoustics animals barrier board boat boats dock docked encounter funnel -general mice mouse obstacles problems rats rodent rodents ship ships sound talking trying 165483
1999
655
automobiles autos border car cars chorus drive drives driving entering general lyrics musical oklahoma ooooooooklahoma play reading refers regional road sign signs song state states theatre title word 165484
1999
Remember how big and clunky the first ones were?
656
beer clunky computers doll-sized dolls drinking fence frankenstein frankensteins front general law men monster monsters moores one stand toy toys two walks yard 165485
1999
Were hoping for an uptick.
657
apparently before black brokers death deathbed doctor doctors examination fitness flatline general get health hope hoping hospitals humor looking m.d. market medical nurse one optimistic patient patients physician soon stand stock talks terminal three visitor well worried 165486
1999
Yes, the underpants sighting is very interesting, but Im really more

intrigued by your observations of London and France.
658
boy boys child childhood children cliche cliches england expressions general girl girls kid kids language little nursery observations one others outside play playgrounds playing rhymes schoolyard see sightings underpants word words young youth 165487
1999
Good news. Your execution was overturned on appeal.
659
appeals burial cell cemeteries cemetery client convict correctional court courthouse courtroom crime criminals death executions facility funeral grave graveyard guilt guilty incarcerate incarcerated incarceration incompetents innocence innocent jail judge judicial juries jury law lawyer lawyers legal mourning obstacles plot prison prisoners problems system talks tomb tombstone trial wake witness 165488
1999
FACES
660
absract bizarre cranium face faces head heads men steig william wst 165489
1999
661
big business cartoon character characters company disney disneyland domination ears earth final merger mergers mickey mouse planet shows takeover walt world 165490
1999
Tom Hachtman (9/20/1999)
662
architecture bird building buildings city curse cuss donald finger flip flipping general gesture manhattan middle neighborhoods new nyc obscene regional shape shore side the trump urban west word york 165491
1999
The days of the bartender-psychologist are over, but

I can help if you have any software problems.
663
advice bar barroom bars bartender bartender-psychologist bartenders beer booze chagrined commiserates computers customer drinking general help house manager problems psychiatrist psychologist pub public software system tavern technology 165492
1999
Call the Ford agencyanother supermodel just blew away.
664
blew blown camera clinic death diets doctor doctors electric examination fan fans fashion fitness get hand health live m.d. machines medical model models nurse patients photo photograph photographer photographers photography physician picture pictures problems rehab shoot skinny snapshot soon stylist supermodel weight well wind 165493
1999
Im not trying to change youIm trying to enhance you.
665
change changing date dates dating enhance fights general man marital marriage obstacles problems relationships restaurant restaurants table woman 165494
1999
Bill Lee (9/20/1999)
666
appearances asking attire beggar beggars bum bums clothes clothing fashion general hobo hobos homeless homelessness looks pay people phone phones poor poverty scenes sex sidewalk sitting street style talking telephones tramp tramps two urban walk wearing what 165495
1999
Frankly, I find style without substance a hell of a lot easier to cope with.
667
another appearances attire boutique clothes clothing drinking fashion general life looks modern one people rich sales shop shopping style substance table tea trend trends trendy woman 165496
1999
Weve got a lot of deadwood in this firm, Crawford.

Lets give it back to the community.
668
another board boss business chairmen collar community corporate deadwood desk employee employer employment executive executives fire fired firing give incompetents laid lay-off management members occupation off office one profession professional sitting terminate unemployment white work 165497
1999
Great for worship then! Great for retail now!
669
agent apartment apartments architecture building church churches estate five flat general group home homes house life modern real religion religious rent sale shows stores synagogue worship 165498
1999
Ill pencil you in for recess.
670
appointment appointments boy boys child childhood children classmate classroom dating desk education girl girls grade kid kids little pencil pupil recess schedules school schoolroom schools student students teach teachers teaching young youth 165499
1999
I dont think its sanitary to drink from the same footprint.
671
age background cavemen dinosaurs dinosaurs drink drinking environment fitness footprints hands jurassic knees neanderthal prepare primitive safe sanitary stone thirsty two unsafe volcanoes water 165500
1999
I had a lovely time checking out great-looking men

checking out even better-looking men.
672
checking cocktail descending evening gay gays gowns homosexuals men out parties preference preferences sarcasm sarcastic sexual staircase talking two women 165501
1999
Had I known then what I know nowthat you have

the ability to attract ruby-throated hummingbirdsyes,
I probably wouldve married you.
673
affection around attract birds bride ceremony domestic general groom head hover hummingbirds husbands know love man marriage marry matrimony nuptial propose relations relationships restaurant restaurants romance wed wedding woman 165502
1999
674
automobiles battery batterys bridge bronx city down down-arrows general highway lanes left lyrics manhattan neighborhoods new nyc regional right road signs song traffic tunnel two under up-arrows urban york 165503
1999
Im taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it.
675
appearances attire away bundle century centuryish closet closets clothes clothing fashion front garbage hand life looks man modern out style talking throw toss tossing trash trend trendy twentieth woman women 165504
1999
Palmer, I want you to see to the legwork;

Moscowitz, youll be my eyes and ears.
676
board boss business businessmen chairmen clam clams cliche cliches collar corporate ears employee employees employer employment executive executives expressions eyes general giant language legwork man-eating members occupation office play profession professional talk talking two which white word words work 165505
1999
Hey, thats a cat trick.
677
animals best canines cat cats cats cradle dog doggie dogs feline felines friend general husband making man's pet pets pooch pugs puppies puppy string tricks wife 165506
1999
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for the hair judge.
678
arrests bad beauty cop cops court courthouse courtroom crime day enforcement fashion -general hair hairdo hairstyle having judge judges judicial law legal nypd officer police policeman policemen shops system trial woman 165507
1999
This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool.
679
another boyfriend cocktail cool country fad fads fashion geeky introduces introductions music nerdy parties party trend trends trendy uncool unpopular woman 165508
1999
Like all great art, it made me feel hopelessly inadequate.
680
actor actress after art bewildered broadway dates entertainment general great hopeless inadequate leaves live looking make man movies performers play plays seeing social theater theatre woman year 165509
1999
Roz Chast (9/20/1999)
681
advance all already anyway around authors bestseller better book books called chast children claims colleges complaining concerned doogie dumber engineering enough fancy gene genetic go good-for-nothing have improved intelligence jobs joe literature made manuscript meet memory men menial mice modifying most motto mouse needs non-smart nr2b off pressure princeton probably publishing refers roz say says science scientist sit smart smarter some strain than their them then theyd theyre time tiny too tsien university want were where within worrying writers writing 165510
1999
Sorry, kidyour school vouchers no good here.
682
bar barroom bars bartender beer booze boy boys child childhood children credit drinking general girl girls house kid kids little money pub public school tavern voucher vouchers young youth 165512
1999
Thats a mighty big louse, but Id hardly call it the louse of the century.
683
alley beggar beggars big bug bugs bum bums century discuss hobo hobos homeless homelessness insect insects language lice life louse men millennium modern play poor poverty their tramp tramps turn two word 165513
1999
684
astronomy candies candy center core creamy cross-sectioned crust diagram diagrams earth food into layer layers mantle nougat planet science sweet sweetness three 165514
1999
Wait! Ive got a quarter!
685
animals being best canines city cop cops crime dog doggie dogs enforcement friend general guns law life man's meter meters modern money new nypd officer out parking pet pets police policeman policemen pooch puppies puppy quarters rushes save scenes shot store street tied urban woman york 165515
1999
O.K., here I am in the fourth grade, but is that really

what I want to be doing with my life?
686
boy boys careers child childhood children classroom doing education elementary entrance fourth general girl girls grade graders kid kids life little obstacles problems pupil school schoolroom schools sit steps student students teachers two young youth 165516
1999
Our house wine is abominable.
687
abominable alcohol alcoholic couple cuisine dining dinner drink drinking eat eating eats food foods house incompetents liquor meals problems table wine 165517
1999
Roz Chast (9/27/1999)
688
cart dog dogs events food foods hot labelled life meat meat-related meats modern urban vendor vendors 165518
1999
689
ate big dead eat eaten eating eats fish heroes rescue save saved schools shark sharkman sharks smaller super superhero superman through was 165519
1999
PAIRS (1 of 3)
690
animals best canines cat cats couple couples dog doggie dogs duo duos feline felines flute friend general grass man's music musicians nude pairs pet pets plays pooch puppies puppy relationships sitting steig william woman wst 174458
1999
PAIRS (2 of 3)
691
1999
PAIRS (3 of 3)
692
1999
Mr. Mosbacher, are you expecting anything via U.P.S.?
693
ancient announces delivery executive executives expect expecting general history horse huge letter letters mail office parcel post postage postal postman receptionist receptionists service trojan united workers 165521
1999
694
accidents advertises advertising angry automobiles autos billboards busy car cars counselling disgruntled drive driving enraged furious -general highway -highways irate irritated mad posters psychiatrists psychologists rage road -signs sufferers traffic upset van 165522
1999
I had him declawed, de-toothed, de-whiskered, de-legged, and de-tailed.
695
animals annoying appendage cat cats couple de-legged declawed every feline felines life modern pet pets potentially removed shows spherical tails whiskers whos woman 165523
1999
And then, in yet another stunning volte-face,

the artist rediscovered the human figure.
696
art artist artistic artists artwork audio canvas couple discover drawing exhibition face figure galleries gallery general human humanities life listens model modelling museum museums naked nude nudes older painter painters painting people pin-up sculpt sculptor sculpture style tour volte 165524
1999
According to our time-and-motion studies, you handle your

time very well but a lot of your motion is wasted.
697
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1999
Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone.
698
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1999
As far as Im concerned, it just takes my kind.
699
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1999
Good news, Mrs. BryantI think we got it all.
700
bed beside cancer dead death die died doctor doctors empty examination fitness got health hospital hospitals husbands m.d. medical mourning nurse patients physician surgery woman 165528
1999
I sense a lot more going on with you than house-husband.
701
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1999
Willard! About your mothers biscuits and coleslaw! Shut up about your
mothers biscuits! And shut up about your mothers coleslaw!
702
age anger angry bench benches bickering cold cole couple cuisine dining disgruntled eat eating eats enraged fights food foods furious irate irritated language mad marital marriage meals mothers park relationships slaw upset 165530
1999
And just what was that little window you clicked off when I came in?
703
clicking computer computers couple couples fights internet laptop man marital marriage married peering pointing pornography relationships sex sitting technology windows woman 165531
1999
I really, really enjoyed your hype.
704
author book books bookstore bookstores hoots hype john language line meet play signing woman women word writers 165533
1999
The ads just say Everybody in Leatherthey dont say how much.
705
advertising dominatrix everybody fashion gap general husband leather minimal nude outfit relationships sex strappy woman 165534
1999
As a cost-cutting measure, for our fall list we

have decided to bypass traditional bookstore sales and subsequent
remaindering, and instead go directly to the shredder.
706
book books bookstores conference denmore executive general others publishers publishing remainder shredder table 165535
1999
Sam Gross (10/4/1999)
707
bin books bookstore bookstores consumersim damaged library life man modern passes reads recorders shopping sign tape 165536
1999
Richard and I are planning on taking some

time off just to enjoy our purchases.
708
after consumerism couple enjoy friend packages people purchases rich shopping spree street vacations 165537
1999
Any intellectual property yet, honey?
709
ask block frustasted going how husband husbands intellectual peeks problems property technology wife work writer writers 165538
1999
Yep, thats itseven pages. I only write what I know.
710
book books editor general incompetents know pages publishers seven variations write writer writers young 165539
1999
Never forget where you came from, son.
711
anthropomorphic birds business businessmen executives family fathers feeding forget normal parents pigeons sons street suits talking 165540
1999
Somehow it never occurred to me that if I lived to be

ninety-six Id be ninety-six for all eternity.
Edward Sorel (10/4/1999)
712
afterlife age aging angel angels black citizen citizens death elderly eternity gates halo heaven humor ninety-six old pearly senior wings young 165541
1999
713
art artists british brooklyn chalk chris damien dung elephant hirst metro museum ofili oil paints pastels sculpture sells sensation show store storesrefers supplies supply 165542
1999
He said he cant complain. Business is good.
714
accidents been briefcase businessmen complain crushed death executives just kneeling man money other over passerby pedestrians safe safes urban 165543
1999
I thought it had a pretty good story and interesting

characters, but I really didnt like the font.
715
aged book books boy children class elementary font front general reading reads report school teachers 165544
1999
Roz Chast (10/4/1999)
716
american bleb boy chast council filet fish general greasymouth green gristle mer name names neptunes new ocean order pride revised roz sea seafood shinglefish sludgy various wavemaster 165545
1999
Just dont come crawling back to me when I start becoming visible.
717
actors bag bed can crawl crawling fights holding language man marital packing relationships visible woman women writers 165546
1999
Do we know for sure its a concussion and not just a Keatsian swoon?
718
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1999
I do want to solve all my problems,

but Ill wait till it comes out in soft cover.
719
another best-seller book books consumerism down laziness lazy one pass problems publishing self-help shop soft stores street wait walking window woman women 165548
1999
Yes, he is a pet detective, and hes here on business.
720
armchair business cat cats detective explains general man movies pet police sitting sofa 165549
1999
Youve hidden the mosquito repellent, havent you, Martha?
721
areas carried chair city death disease easy encephalitis face fever fights hide husband marital marriage mosquitoes mosquitos new nile nile-like ny outbreak refers relationships sitting sly smile summer surrounding west wife york 165550
1999
No doubt about it. The Internet poses a great threat to personal privacy.
722
another burlesque computers dancer exotic female life modern naked nude one peep people pole privacy room sex show strip stripper tease technology threat 165551
1999
A lot of homework?
723
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1999
Ive consolidated all our bills into one missed payment.
724
bills couch debt husband incompetents lounging paying payment people poor problems table tray woman 165553
1999
Could you not call me Ray this time?
725
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1999
Of course, it helped that my father was also a king.
726
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1999
Well, if youre not going to say anything

could you please exude something?
727
cocktail exude fights language man marital parties party people relationships rich say stoic woman 165556
1999
Oh, great! Here comes the policeman of the world again.
728
character crime dice fictional gambling general international jumps monkeys out playing police policeman tarzan toward tree 165557
1999
Son, everyone went to college in the sixtiesthere was a war going on.
729
american army boy chair college dodgers -draft easy education father fathers -general history newspaper reading sixties small vietnam vietnamese war 165558
1999
I hope youve noticed that our menu is

refreshingly devoid of creativity.
730
couple creativity devoid food -general incompetents language menus restaurant restaurants table waiter waiters 165559
1999
Now, with a firm twist, Ill remove his attorney.
731
another doctor general hospitals language lawyers medical one operating room surgeon surgery twist 165560
1999
This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went

off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich.
732
accidents balcony begonias below death fallen flower flowers general guns head just man's police potted talking telephone telephones window woman 165561
1999
Nonsense, Im sure youll have no trouble at all

readjusting to life in the wild.
733
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1999
734
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1999
Good Lord, Professor! There it goesthe theory of everything!
Lee Lorenz (10/11/1999)
735
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1999
Roz Chast (10/11/1999)
736
adults age ager aspirin away bran burger caffeine cake candle cassette chocolate cigarettes coffees delight ed fast food foot gin-and-tonics grandmas grown grownup gum happy herbal hill kids lottery massage mcdonalds meals metamucil muffin new nicotine nineteen nodoz parody piece prunes restaurant scented seven shake shiatsu six special tea three ticket uncle ups windham 165565
1999
I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of 99.
Pat Byrnes (10/11/1999)
737
all animals bar bars brokers craze depression economic fad general guy how incompetents market money stock stocks stubbly stuffed tells toy toys tramps trend trends trendy washed 165566
1999
Do that thing where you leave.
738
aged couch divorce fights home husband husbands leave leaving marital marriage middle problems relationships thing woman 165567
1999
Roz Chast (10/11/1999)
739
aaaaagh all aloe anyone approved awful axle b-84 bathroomsthe beer biloba blossom boosts bottles bourbon broccoli butter calcium calm caramel-walnut case catnip cereal chardonnay chast chip-cookiedough chocolate choices chrysanthemum cliff collect conditioner consumerism course cream crme-fraiche curds custard dandruff diazepam didn't dirty discussion don't doughnuts dumpster echinacea edge even ever extra-strength extract feel fill fine finishing five frankly gee genuine ginkgo ginseng granola gravel grease had
hair happen have having head herring honey hotel house household immune iron ironic it jojoba julep junk just kava-kava kids know kudzu latt life like little look lot love memory mine mint miss modern more much muffet mushroom next nine not now ocean of off oil one orange out parents parsley passionflower people pesto plus prell problems proliferation prosperity pumpkin push raisin-honey-nut rich rinse roz run safe sage sauce scientists scrub seagull-feather seaweed seed shampoo shampoos sherpa shoulder smells soap
some strong stuff such sunscreen super-ultra-fun system tears the theirs them there thing this three tofu too tragedy twelve-egg unusually vera vim vitamin wanted was water way we week what wheat-germ wheeeee whey why yak yeast 165568
1999
Not a single mention of how Bedtime for Bonzo

fits into the big picture.
740
bedtime big biographies biography bonzo books doorway dutch edmund front general man memoir morris movies picture porch pres reading reagan ronald talking washington wife 165569
1999
741
businessmen cell cellular edge features general inscribed life man modern off pedestal phone progress statue statues suit talking telephones walk 165570
1999
Just tell me about the new continent. I dont give a damn

what youve discovered about yourself.
742
addresses america christopher columbus courtroom days discover discovered explorer grumpy isabella olden queen royalty 165571
1999
Actually, Im hoping what Im going to be

when I grow up hasnt been invented yet.
743
children general grow hope hoping invent inventions jobs kids lockers pre-teen school schools teachers two work 165572
1999
No, I cant come and play now, Bobby.

My dads teaching me how to eat pizza.
744
boy children come dad eat eating fathers food friend general near out parents phone pizza sits small sons telephones 165573
1999
Im told the omelettes here have a broader purpose.
Peter C. Vey (10/18/1999)
745
booth broader cuisine diner eggs food foods language low man menus omelets purpose reading restaurants woman 165574
1999
I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is:

acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air.
746
acid businessmen cocktail conservative ecology environment general language man older parties party play pollution rain woman word 165575
1999
Well, I hope youre happy, Mr. Science Genius.

Now youve killed your little sister.
747
beside bird boy brothers cage chemistry dead death dog floor general girl mother murder poison scientists sets sisters test tube 165576
1999
Ooh, look, Tom. A bright-yellow rubber worm

with a sharp metal hook in it.
748
boat disdain fish fishermen fishing general hook leisure lure rubber stare surface two visible waters worm yellow 165577
1999
In the future, everyones going to stop talking

about being famous for fifteen minutes.
749
aged andy celebrities cocktail famous fifteen future man middle parties party warhol woman 165578
1999
Would you mind stepping out of the pumpkin, please?
750
after back cinderella cinderellas coach cop fairy flashlight into over police pulled pumpkin tales traffic turns violations 165579
1999
751
aimed captionless dictator dictators drainpipes funnel giving gutters long oil picturesque politics pouring rallies roof speech speeches top village wash water woman world 165580
1999
Ah, youth!
Mike Twohy (10/18/1999)
752
aging children couch father fathers front general laziness lazy out potato son teen television vegging wife youth 165581
1999
753
animals apartment apartments barking different dogs each fights general other shut speaking speech talking two urban windows 165582
1999
If its any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite.
754
consolation consoles death died doctor doctors drugs general high hospitals husband husbands just language marijuana medical morphine pain-killers patients room waiting whose woman 165583
1999
I think he was a celebrity.
755
celebrities celebrity children general horseback huge look medieval museums painting paintings royalty small swordsman times two 165584
1999
Thank you, but Ive already provided for my childrens college education.
756
cape children college devil door door-to-door education front general home horns look salesmen satan soul standing suburban two 165585
1999
Roz Chast (10/18/1999)
757
all bogey boogie bunny childhood christmas claus cosmology easter etc fairy family figures frosty genealogy general god heaven leprechauns major man mythical religion santa snowman the timmy tooth tree witches 165586
1999
You look sensational!
Leo Cullum (10/18/1999)
758
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1999
I like to think that each generation will need a little

less therapy than the generation before.
759
another babies day fall general generation mother mothers one park problems pseudo psychiatrists psychologists science sitting their therapy 165588
1999
Lieutenant, he left a suicide sticky.
760
dead death detectives find general life man modern near note notes police post-it stickies suicide technology written 165589
1999
Ruben Bolling (10/18/1999)
761
business children childrens comic eight food happy harvey language law lawyer market meal options panel represents richards start stock trades 165590
1999
What shall we do with that hour we gain this weekend?
762
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1999
I dont want stock options. I want you to pay your tab.
763
alcohol alcoholic alcoholism bar bars bartender bear bills bonds brokers bull business credit dollar drink drinking drunk economy finance general inebriated internet intoxicated investments liquor market money nyse options sitting startups stock street tab wall 165592
1999
Susan Faludi would like to buy you a brewski.
764
after alcohol alcoholic alcoholism american author bar bars beer being betrayal book books bought brewski company cover drink drinking drunk faludis feminism flirtations general inebriated intoxicated liquor literature love man men morrow new pickups relationships scenes stiffed william working 165593
1999
765
atlanta baseball beside braves cap capsitting disgruntled event events game games general hats loss mets new patient psychiatrists psychologists refers rival rivalry rivals series slot sport sporting sports therapist wearing world yankees york 165594
1999
Ive seen the future and its my mother.
766
age bed fitness future husband looking menopause middle mirror mothers parents problems relationships sitting slip woman women 165595
1999
Im looking for a nice cottage in a wooded area that would

appeal to children in the four-to-seven age group.
767
agent childrens estate fairy find gingerbread gretel hansel home homes house houses housing real realtor realty story tales visits witch witches 165596
1999
Its been a perfect eveningwhy ruin it with aggravated assault?
768
clobber dates dating fights general hands man men midswing outstretched perfect purse rape relationships says social woman women 165597
1999
I think youll like this ideaits sort of dull meets inoffensive.
769
advertising businessmen campaign t directors dull executives general hollywood ideas inoffensive like man media movies pitches producers screenplay ad screenplays screenwriters show television 165598
1999
I dont think, David, that agreeing to disagree

is a good foundation for marriage.
770
affection agree bride ceremony conflicts domestic foundation general groom love mans marriage marry matrimony men nuptial problems proposal proposals propose relations relationships replies restaurant restaurants romance wed wedding woman women 165599
1999
Its me, Luckyyou can drop the best-friend shtick.
771
animals another best canines cliche cliches dog doggie dogs expressions friend friends general language lolling man's one pet pets play pooch puppies puppy schtick see shtick smiling tail tongue wagging word words 165600
1999
What are you doing outside of coach?
772
airline airlines airplane airplanes attendant class coach confronted enters first flight -general hump lady monsters monstrous pirate pirates plane planes pretty seat seating seats section -stewardesses thin whip whips 165601
1999
Now, were those friends of yours Gettys or Gottis?
773
asks celebrities celebrity class cocktail crime criminals don events fame famous friends fuel gangster gangsters gas gatherings general getty gotti introductions john leaving leisure mafia man mans mingling mob mobster mobsters mogul money names oil opulence parties party paul people petroleum rich social socializing upper wealth wealthy woman 165602
1999
774
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1999
Can anyone remember what our core business is?
775
around business conference executive executives female male meetings offices one remember sit subsidiaries table two 165604
1999
And thats how ya clean a deer!
776
bloody boy carcass children classroom deer elementary general gut guts gutted hangs horrified hunting knife look next school schools show teacher teachers tell 165605
1999
We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must.
777
all around board business businessmen chairman company conference disney general hats meeting meetings men mickey mouse must offices room seated shouts table walt wearing 165606
1999
778
beggar beggars bum bums captionless depressed depression general hobo hobos homeless homelessness look misery morose near panhandler poor poverty reads really sad sadness sign signs stands street tramp tramps unhappiness unhappy upset urban 165607
1999
Roz Chast (11/1/1999)
779
angry automobiles autos big captionless car cars disgruntled drive drivers driving enraged furious general grandma highway highways hurry irate irritated jackass mad make mind move over pal rage road say signs some thinking upset what whats 165608
1999
Have you ever seen a dream walking? Well, I have.
780
apartment apartments attraction attractive chase couple dream dreams filled flirt flirting hit hitting junk kitchen line lines lyrics man on people pickup poor says sex sexual sitting songs table urban walking woman 165609
1999
I like thatcompassionate predators.
781
bush campaign campaigning campaigns candidate candidates civil cliche cliches come compassion compassionate conservative conservatives describes description election expressions george gov government job language lions new official platform play political politicians politics predators presidential tigers two washington wild word words 165610
1999
O.K., which cup is your job under now?
Peter C. Vey (11/1/1999)
782
boss businessmen employees employment executive gamble gambling game insecurity job jobs offices personnel plays security shell 165611
1999
Theyve remained remarkably faithful to the text.
783
actor actress broadway cards cue dialogue entertainment faithful general hold lines literature novels performers play plays printed scenery signs text theater theatre types 165612
1999
784
bug captionless catholic catholicism christ christian christianity clouds computer computers down life lightning modern most mythology programs refers religion religious removed supposedly technology throws y2k year zeus 165613
1999
Interesting weekend, Prendergast?
785
after board business businessmen chairman conference guy klan klux life meetings modern monday offices outfit politics rally table weekend 165614
1999
I looked at you and thought, I bet this man runs marathons.
786
athlete athletics attraction attractive chase cocktail events figure figures fitness flirt flirtations flirting gatherings hit hitting introductions jog jogging leisure love marathon marathons meets mingling on parties party pickups run running scenes sex sexual social socializing sports stick woman 165615
1999
787
actually bathrobe captionless carriers computer computers e-mail electronic email grizzled internet life mail mailbox mailbox-computer mailboxes man modern office outside pajamas post technology wanders 165616
1999
Unfortunately, you have what we call no insurance.
788
cant doctor doctors examination examining fitness get health insurance insured life m.d. medical medicine modern money no nurse patient patients physician room soon tells treated well without 165617
1999
You know, when I get over my thing for bad boys,

Chip, youre going to be one of the first to know.
789
bare couch cross-eyed feet general knees know love man marriage men personalities personality proposals proposing reclining relationships says scenes stereotype stereotypical thing woman women 165618
1999
Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people.
790
accountant accountants angry board boss business businessmen chairmen collar corporate crime criminals crunch department employee employer employment executive executives hulking members numbers occupation office offices profession professional tells white work 165619
1999
Since we dont do payback dinners, how does eighty bucks sound

for the reasonably decent evening I think weve all had?
791
another bill check cost couple couples decent dining dinner favor friends general house instead leaves money offering parties party pay payback restaurants returning them 165620
1999
I cant really talk about it. Theyre all for secret sexual stuff.
792
army asks attraction attractive chase classified cocktail decorations explain flirt flirting general generals hit hitting life medals military modern on parties party politics secret sex sexual top woman 165621
1999
To avoid the tedium of this endless socializing,

Eddie, I have decided, beginning Monday, to obtain
all my future booze from Amazon.com.
793
anymore back bar bars bartender bartenders booze coming computers drinking empty expansion general internet into leisure life liquor man modern newspaper other products reading refers technolgy tedium tells wont 165622
1999
I know I said I would marry you, but that was four hundred points ago!
794
affection bear because bonds bride brokers bull businessmen ceremony dollar domestic economy fall finance general groom investments life love man market marriage marry matrimony men modern money nuptial nyse people proposal proposals propose relations relationships rescinds rich rise romance stock stocks street wall wed wedding women 165623
1999
Please stay on the line. All of our customer-service

representatives are kidding around and throwing
paper airplanes at each other.
795
airplanes coffee consumerism customer drinking general hold kidding off paper phone representatives service taken telephones waiting woman 165624
1999
I have to go wee-wee.
796
army bathroom british cliche cliches days executed execution executions expressions guillotine language law man men olden play revolutionary rifles short surrounded urinate urination urine war wee-wee word words 165625
1999
And this is Daniel, who is busy working toward his degree in money.
797
business busy college diploma dollar economy education family finance friend general introduces introductions investments living market money mother room son sons stock studying 165626
1999
798
captionless consumerism counter different drinking fire general hydrant hydrants life modern regular service signs soda sparkling two types water 165627
1999
Is the homework fresh?
799
animals asks best canines catchphrases cliche cliches cuisine dining dog doggie dogs eat eating eats education expressions food foods fresh friend general homework language man's meals pet pets play pooch puppies puppy restaurant restaurants school service waiter waiters waitress waitresses word words 165628
1999
They suspect foul play.
Peter C. Vey (11/8/1999)
800
black coffin death face foul funeral funerals general humor law look man mourners murder over parlor pillow pillows play police suspect 165629
1999
Leave your coats on the bed for collateral.
801
arrive beds coats cocktail collateral directs drinking ethics fancy friends general hostess leisure life man modern parties party their them woman 165630
1999
I hope you kept the box it came in.
802
arrive babies baby balloons box children complaint confronted department family general home hospital new parents return returns siblings skeptical stores toddler 165631
1999
Genetic engineering got us into this mess,

and genetic engineering will get us out of it.
Sam Gross (11/8/1999)
803
bloodhound bloodhounds clone cloning dna dogs engineering ground leash like make maze mazes mess mice miniature mouse people research science scientists sniffing technology their try two way 165632
1999
Roz Chast (11/8/1999)
804
after all anything bambi bambis basis behind belgian brown can cards cartoon cats cemeteries chast child children color congo curious dark death didnt difficult dont easy ethics even ever eye family fifi fine for general gets good grand grandfathers grandpa greeting had happened huh ingenuity isnt keep know last learn lets like little look looks mom mommy more need needs not nothing one over own page panel parents pet pets quick rack roz saw say see she shes shield shot simply start stone store stripes switcheroosympathy their them there thinks union watch watching well week what whats where wheres why woods wrong years youre 165633
1999
Sometimes I think he can understand every word were saying.
805
across animals another chair communication couch dogs general husbands man marriage men one pets problems relationships sitting talking them understand woman women 165646
1999
Roz Chast (11/15/1999)
806
being browsing captive computer computers crime criminals held help internet man middle-aged porn porno pornography scene sex shouting sites sits spam table technology the through web 165647
1999
807
apron beaujolais consumerism customer drinking liquor nouveau out shop shopping some stomps stores trends vendor waits while-u-wait wine 165648
1999
When I actually was this age, I didnt have

much facial expression anyway.
808
age coffee expression face faces facial fitness friends life lift lifts medical middle modern over plastic surgery talks technology two woman 165649
1999
Weve got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny.

The girlie cigarette doesnt exactly add.
809
another cigarettes cigars crime criminal criminals fiction fitness friends general girlie guy leisure lights long macho mafia men noir one parties smoking thin type 165650
1999
Im attracted to you, but then Im attracted to me, too.
810
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1999
Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed.
J.C. Duffy (11/15/1999)
811
bed bedroom client dominatrix duffy escort general hooker language life menus modern play prostitutes prostitution sadomasochism scenes sex technology telephones whip word 165652
1999
Is this what I want to be doing with my death?
812
angel angels another clichs cloud death heaven language life mythology one philosophy play religion word 165653
1999
Can I get you something to eat?
813
africa animals background cliche cliches dates eat expressions female food gazelle general graze herd language lion lions male nature play restaurants social talking tigers wild word words 165654
1999
Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51.
814
alien aliens applicant business-suited businessmen creatures employment formaldehyde job officer offices outer personnel sci-fi space travel 165655
1999
Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities.
815
apartment broadcasts building celebrities celebrity ethics fame famous fire fires huge importance important journalists life media modern news reporter scene television urban 165656
1999
You are so stubborn.
816
arrogance automobiles communication directions driven driver general going just male marriage men past problems psychology read relationships right road signs stubborn two way which woman women wrong 165657
1999
This is Daddy, honey. That was Daddys office voice.
Leo Cullum (11/15/1999)
817
answers businessmen children desk family fathers general life man men modern office offices parents phone relationships sitting telephones voice 165658
1999
818
bad barbie-like cold daughter daughters dead death dolls fever fitness high ill illness jenny late life looking lou lovely mary medical medicine modern mother mothers patti running seriously she shes stand three toys under-the- under-the-weather weather women 165659
1999
From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then
your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green ones
wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini.
819
dining eating european explaining food futomaki general headphones japan japanese life male martini meal modern museum-style northern play recorders recording restaurant restaurants suit sushi tape technology tekkamaki trends wears 165660
1999
Roz Chast (11/15/1999)
820
actually again berlitz bright brush cant children communication conferences creative different doing drummer education english fine general guide guides hes homicidal into just kids language marches moron name needs none nuts parent-teacher parents people problems riot schools shes skills stand teacherese teachers the too translated translations very whats 165661
1999
821
brookside captionless cemeteries cemetery cigarettes cigars death fitness life medicine modern non-smokers non-smoking pointing restaurants sections signs smokers smoking toward 165662
1999
He killed in rehab.
822
actors addiction agent agents center comedian actor-client comedians comedy drugs entertainment -general hollywood killed life media medical medicine modern movies obstacles office offices problems producer producers rehab rehabilitate rehabilitation sells 165663
1999
I still say we should get a queen-size mattress

despite the obvious jokes it will invite among the sales staff.
823
beds consumerism couple department gay general homosexual jokes language life male mattresses men modern out play queen queen-sized relationships sale shopping size store stores tries word 165664
1999
Is the rabbit cute?
824
bunnies bunny cuisine cute dining dinner eating food high leisure man rabbit rabbits restaurants service waiter waiters wide-eyed woman 165665
1999
There. Now its all on paper. Feel better?
825
animals contract contracts deal feeling general lawyers negotiating offices paper rabbit rabbits talking two wolves 165666
1999
826
ability about acceleration adapt against been big bugs chain claim consumers corporations destroys dna down earth eat edibles efforts enact enemies engineering environment evolution export fiction fight food foods fruits gahan genes genetic genetically genetics hasnt have helping hostile human-genome humanity imaginations increasing leads manipulate master may medicine modification nations natural occurred off only other our ourselves outcries over overactive panels program race result reversal right say science scientists serve similar slow suffer takes technology the them there theyre this unless us use vegetable vegetables wilson worry would 165667
1999
Good news, hon. Your doctor now has the right to recommend treatment.
827
bureaucracy cartoonissue death decision doctors grave health husbands incompetents insurance life medical modern not os obstacles one patients problems recent recommend recommendations refers restrict visits woman 165669
1999
So what. Nobody lives forever.
828
animals birds cartoonissue cigarette cigarettes cigars death farmyard fitness holidays live one smoking talking thanksgiving turkeys 165672
1999
Made it in six. Billed them for seven.
Steve Way (11/22/1999)
829
bills cartoonissue catholic catholicism christ christian christianity creation deal ethics genesis god halo how large lawyers religion religious swung tells 165673
1999
Ive just realized that the nagging little voice inside her head
that shell hear for the rest of her life is mine.
830
babies baby bedside cartoonissue general hear hearing hospital hospitals maternity mine mother mothers nag nagging new psychology relationships visitor voices wards woman 165674
1999
You do the hokeypokey and you turn yourself around

thats what its all about.
831
approaches cartoonissue dance dancing eastern fakirs guru gurus hiker hokey hokeypokey holy lyrics men mountain pokey religions song tells top yoga 165675
1999
I want you to meet Dave. Youll get a kick out of his money.
832
another art cartoonissue cocktail drink gallery introductions kick looking man money one parties relationships stylish woman 165676
1999
Dont be silly. If somethings worth doing, its worth doing fast!
833
after bedroom cartoonissue consoles ejaculation fast man premature problems relationships scenes sex woman worth 165677
1999
Your father and I just want you to know that were

behind you one hundred per cent should you decide to
go back to being a dope addict.
834
addict addictive bed cartoonissue concerned cults decisions dope drugs fitness hari head krishna parents problems room shaved sitting tambourine teen-agers toga toson 165678
1999
The difference between a correction and

a crash is usually your portfolio.
835
bear bonds brokers bull cartoonissue cliche cliches confers correction crash difference dollar economy employee employer expressions finance investments language market money nyse play portfolio stock stocks street wall word words 165679
1999
THE FUNNIES (1 of 14)
Mom, I am not a billionaire! A billion is like a

thousand million. Im worth a hundred million. A hundred
million is just a hundred million.
836
beatniks billion billionaire cartoonissue computer computers face front hippies internet language man million millionaires money mothers people phone play rich sits stubbly talking teen-agers word young 165680
1999
Actually, right now Im in retox.
Leo Cullum (11/22/1999)
837
alcoholics another bar bars cartoonissue cliche cliches detox drinking expressions general language liquor man one play retox tramps word words 165681
1999
838
abandoned abductee abductions alien anger candidates captionless car cartoonissue club clubs correctional country country-club creatures darting desert display driver driving endings escape facility first general great hollywood john language man mccain movies off other outer panel piss pissed presidential prisoners prisons problems public recent refers republican road saucer screaming second sedona sen shouting shows spa space speeds temper things third this three title travel unrealistic unseen washington yelling 165683
1999
Shows you how much I know.
839
bed cartoonissue covers death died doctor doctors education face hospital incompetents intern just know patient patients 165682
1999
840
backpacks cartoonissue children chiropractors chiropractors down fitness general hallways heavy kids loaded medical nurse nurses offices past school schools teachers through walk 165686
1999
Your editor wants to know if you have

enough flexibility to just give up.
Peter C. Vey (11/22/1999)
841
authors bestseller block book books cartoonissue cell chain-smoking computer computers fail failure flexibility front give literature manuscript phone portable publishers publishing stubbly telephones woman writer writers writing 165685
1999
Are you sure this ice floe is going to pass by the nursing home?
Sam Gross (11/22/1999)
842
age back cartoonissue death elderly eskimo eskimos family floes good-bye homes ice nursing regional relationships retirement shouts waving 165684
1999
Now, thats product placement!
843
advertisement advertisements advertising another art building cartoonissue commercials design designer empire enhanced enhancement erect erection executive executives general landmark looking marketing medical office one out performance phallic pill pills product running sex sexual state symbol symbolic vertically viagra virile virility window word 165687
1999
Would the gentleman prefer an antidepressant?
844
angry antidepressant cartoonissue drug drugs general man medicine psychiatry psychology restaurants sitting table upper uppers waiter waiters wine 165688
1999
845
animals back cartoonissue eat eating farm feed feeding football general mother motherhood mothers piglets pigs sports suckling television watching 165690
1999
Does this make me your bitch?
Pat Byrnes (11/22/1999)
846
after bitch cartoonissue cliche cliches doctor doctors exam examination exams expressions glove homosexuals jail jailhouse language latex makes male pants patient patients performing play prison prisoners prisons proctologist proctology prostate reference removes sodomy word words 165689
1999
Its sort of like a compass, see, except that wherever you

are in the world it points toward Connecticut.
847
always another assistants cartoonissue class cocktail compass digital inventions man mecca money opulence parties party people personal regional rich shows upper wealth wealthy which 165691
1999
When the Court questions a witness, the witness

is not permitted to reply, Lets not go there.
848
admonishes cartoonissue cliche cliches counsels court courthouse courtroom evading expressions go guilt guilty innocence innocent judge judges judicial juries jury language law lawyers legal lets not play question scenes stand system there trial witness woman word words 165693
1999
Mr. Brenson shed his skin this morning.

Is it possible for you to reschedule?
849
appointments arrives attorney attorneys businessmen cartoonissue cliche cliches client desk expressions flattened floor general husk language law lawyers legal lies office play reception schedule shed skin snake snakes system word words 165692
1999
When I grow up, I want to be rediscovered.
850
base boy cartoonissue children cliche cliches day discover expressions fall general girl grow language little play rediscovered swing tree word words 165694
1999
851
automobiles before brookfield cartoonissue england entering fishing general historic new parking problem quaint reads sign signs vacations village welcome 165695
1999
It says here that you gave a lot of money to both parties

and neither expected nor received anything in return. Very nice,
but well have to put you in the crazy section.
852
afterlife angel angels campaign cartoonissue cliche cliches crazy death democratic expressions financing gate gates halo heaven language man money nice pajamas party pearly peter peters play politics republican washington wings word words 165696
1999
At least, we dont have to sit through some big, prolonged trial.
853
adam angel angels angry banished bible cartoonissue catholic catholicism christ christian christianity cloud eden eve garden god hand looking original pointing problems prolonged religion religious sin trials 165697
1999
Goodbye, Masked Kid, and thanks for all the help!
854
boy cartoonissue childrens coin-operated cowboy cowboys family frontier general good-bye help horse into mechanical off outfit riding sidewalk-type sunset superheroes toys waves westerns 165698
1999
You make me want to be a better man, Olivia.

Then maybe I could find somebody else.
J.C. Duffy (11/22/1999)
855
better breakups cartoonissue celebrities coffee cup duffy famous general gets good holding jack line love man movie movies nicholson refers restaurant restaurants scenes table woman 165699
1999
We blew a fuse.
856
adjustments annoyed attached blew blown cartoonissue castle dr electricity fiction frankenstein frankensteins fuses igor ill-looking laboratory making monster monter nearby obstacles problems scientists shelly sick slab stands tells theyve 165700
1999
Hes talking now, but only through his attorney.
857
another babies behind boy cartoonissue children cliche cliches couple expressions floor general jabout language law lawyer lawyers legal life modern parent play playing relationships small standing system talk talking word words 165701
1999
Lee Lorenz (11/22/1999)
858
ads affair and or another bill blow campaign campaigning candidate cartoonissue chair civil cliche cliches clinton club clubs dole election except expressions fellatio government group groups job language lewinsky man meetings members monica office official one oral organizations oval platform play political politicians politics pres president refers robert sen sex viagra washington word words 165702
1999
I cant decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab.
859
another bench cartoonissue center college decide decision decisions drug drugs football game games medical one player problems rehab rehabilitation sitting sport sports students 165703
1999
860
asks attending bailiff bride brides captionless cartoonissue ceremony court courtroom divorce domestic each groom guest he she life love marriage marry matrimony modern nuptial people person proceedings relations relationships scenes seating ushers wed wedding weddings 165704
1999
And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards.
861
apparently blackened burn burned burnt cartoonissue charcoal charred deer fire fireplace flamethrowers head home hunt hunter hunters hunting incompetents life modern one points torch trophies trophy wall 165705
1999
This may surprise you, Worthington, but Im a man who believes

that nothing in life is as important as family.
862
across board boss business businessman businessmen cartoonissue chairmen child childhood children collar corporate desk desks employee employer employment executives families family framed general kids life members occupation office parent parenting parents photographs piled profession professional rearing relationships surprise white work 165706
1999
The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself?
863
beat brings can cans cartoonissue cusine customer dog dogs food full garbage general knock low restaurants special table trash waiter waiters 165707
1999
Actually, the attraction wasnt freedom from religious

persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet.
864
all-you-can- american buffet came days dining dinner eat england explains family first food friends general history holiday holidays native new olden pilgrim pilgrims plymouth the politics religion restaurants settlers thanksgiving turkey why world 165710
1999
Hes moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris.

He wants to be closer to the French people.
865
american campaigns days fields france general gore gores history horseback knee-deep leads military move napoleon napoleonic olden people political politicians politics presidential refers russia snow tennessee through troops vice-pres war washington 165711
1999
Its our time of Thanksgiving.
Sam Gross (11/29/1999)
866
before birds bow dinner down family god head holiday holidays its large mouth natives out pilgrims religion sticking thanksgiving turkey turkeys volcano volcanoes worship worshipping 165712
1999
We do all our own parenting.
867
blocks brags child childhood children families family fathers floor friends general household husband husbands kids leisure mother mothers parent parenting parents playing rearing son style yourself 165713
1999
Well, once again I find myself all pumped up with no place to go.
868
after background club gym dressed exercise getting guys gym gymnasiums health lifting locker men pumped relationships room their trainer walks weight weightlifing workout 165714
1999
J.C. Duffy (11/29/1999)
869
animals apartment apparently buildings captionless cat cats city discovers donald duffy estate extremely feline felines general luxury manhattan mice mousehole neighborhoods new nyc owned pet pets real regional rodent rodents tall trump urban york 165715
1999
Im pretty sure its a jaybird.
870
bald bird birdhouses birds catchphrases cliches couple eats expression feeder feeders general jaybird langauge looks naked nude people plucked naked refers skin slogans their through time-worn window 165716
1999
Why is it that they always go around

talking about how they earned their stripes?
Ed Fisher (11/29/1999)
871
africa animals catchphrases cliches commenting earn field jungle jungles language monkeys nature savannah slogans stripes two variations wild zebras 165717
1999
A red-figure volute krater attributed

to a painter of the Syleus sequence!
Maynard, you shouldnt have!
872
antique antiques art artists artsy box collectors couple foot gift gifts history holidays husbands inside just krater circle kraters mansion marriage obscure opened painter painters people relationships rich staircase vase vases volute wealthy woman 16571 8
1999
Roz Chast (11/29/1999)
873
business captionless cents chain charts choice choosing clothing diagrams diphtheria dont dressed dysentery ethics events examine fashion forget garment getting guts have hour hate label labels made mens mexico thailand morning multiple one people politics probably put read realize results see shirt stupid sweatshops three was where while worse earned yankee 165719
1999
You need a transplant, but there are very

few good parts for middle-aged women.
Leo Cullum (11/29/1999)
874
acting age doctor doctors examination finding fitness general get health hollywood life m.d. medical medicine middle modern movies not nurse odds off organs parts patients physician plays roles shortage soon surgeon surgery tells transplants well woman 165720
1999
I wish youd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!
875
annoyed appreciate asking cell condemned convict correctional crime criminals death escape escorting ethics execution executions facility gravity guards happily incarcerate incarcerated incarceration jail man penalty prison prisoners prisons situation smiling spirit two warden 165721
1999
Please be patient with me, Christopher.

The arts are an important part of my life!
876
above apartment art artist artistic artwork beatniks block float general hippies humanities ideas longhaired man muses music musicians plastic problems theatre theatre oratory them woman writers writers writing 165722
1999
This sance may be monitored and recorded for quality-control purposes.
877
ball crystal customer disclaimer fortune general gypsy into life line modern parlor peer phone predict prediction pseudo-science quality-control sance service technology telephones tellers 165723
1999
Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich.
878
being class daddies daddy dares date dating digger fashionable gold hungry limo man men money older opulence people relationships rich sugar upper wealth wealthy woman women 165724
1999
As we all know, the Christmas party is coming up.

Are we all thinking about fun spaces?
879
board boss business chairmen christmas cocktail collar corporate employee employer employment events executives four fun gatherings general holidays leisure meeting meetings members men mingling occupation office offices parties party presents profession professional season social socializing think thinking white woman work 165725
1999
You cant keep living in the past.

Maybe its time you started killing other people.
880
advises burial cemeteries cemetery crime dark death divorce ethics friend funeral grave graveyard humor husband husbands kill killed killer live living meet meeting mourning murder murderer not plot stands tomb tombstone wake widow woman 165726
1999
Careful, kiddo. A lot of junk mail looks first class.
881
bar barroom bars bartender beer booze class drinking envelope envelopes fake fakes female first flirtations fraud general house junk leisure letter letters life love mail men modern office pickups post postage postal postman psychology pub public relationships scenes tavern two women 165727
1999
Its the millennium, so maybe we should plan

something special for New Years Eve.
882
celebrate celebrating celebration cell convict convicts correctional crime criminals discuss escape facility general holidays incarcerate incarcerated incarceration jail millennium plans prison prisoners special their two y2kholiday 165728
1999
If there is anyone who objects to this union, either here or

on the Internet, speak now or forever hold your peace.
883
cameras ceremonies ceremony computers general hats head live minister novelty over performs piece technology television webcam webcams wedding weddings 165729
1999
Stop complaining. Who isnt broke?
884
bags broke complain complaining consumerism down expensive fashion fashionable loaded money people rich shopping stores two women young 165730
1999
885
all around brokers computer computers falling geek globe globes inside instead internet market money sits snow stock stocks 165731
1999
Ill say a normal word, then you say the first

sick thing that pops into your head.
J.C. Duffy (12/6/1999)
886
activity association couch crazy does duffy insane insanity normal patient problems psychiatrists psychologists psychology psychotherapist sanity sick therapist therapy word 165732
1999
No, we are not twins.
887
age aisle baskets gay glasses holding homosexuals identical life look-alikes looking men modern shopping supermarket supermarkets talking twins two wearing woman 165733
1999
It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasnt it, dear?
888
award chair discusses friend general honor husband husbands husbands marriage medal newspaper once one pipe relationships seats wife 165734
1999
All these people you invited

are they friends or just inventory?
889
cliche cliches cocktail events expressions gatherings introductions language leisure man mingling parties party play relationships social socializing talking two women word words 165735
1999
Roz Chast (12/6/1999)
890
arithmetic benches best blinds books bread bucks buy change children clean couple english experiment find four general get go grimy grocery guide home homeschooling hours house kid leave lessons like long make math mathematics milk observe pack park parks part people read reading return right room scenes school schooling schools science social staying store stores studies sure tareytons teachers ten them till tv venetian way 165736
1999
Unfortunately, my crime spree occurred just before

todays level of incompetence set in at the F.B.I.
891
above armed bureau bureaucracy cell convict correctional crime crimes criminals discuss discussing escape facility federal guard incarcerate incarcerated incarceration incompetents inmates investigation jail prison prisoners them two watchtower yard 16573 7
1999
Gosh, I wish somebody would tell me to take early retirement.
892
age been businessmen early envies executive fire firing general just management older retired retirement tells unemployment young 165738
1999
I know hes in here somewhere!
893
around babies baby baptise baptism baptismal baptisms both ceremony children churches clergy clergyman drown drowning fishing font hands incompetents infant missing priest religion religious somewhere water 165739
1999
894
above accidents assembly days factories general group gun guns hardhatted job line lines making on-the-job postal reads shoot shooting shot sign signs violence weapon weapons widgets without workers 165740
1999
If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder

he always swears he did not commit.
895
brings cocktail conversation crime criminals date dates death dinner family fathers kill killer murder murderer parents parties party relationships slow social woman young 165741
1999
Its not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either.
896
any discuss dollar earn failed failure father fathers internet life make modern money multibillion people problems profit refers rich son sons startup wealthy web website which yet 165742
1999
Purchase or lease?
897
approaches automobiles autos car cars children cliche cliches consumerism drive driving expressions father full-size general language lease play refers sale salesman salesmen shopping son store stores toy toys word words 165743
1999
Roz Chast (12/6/1999)
898
all chast children general grain home internet links page pages related roz sand shows topics universe welcome 165744
1999
899
coffee crime demonstrations foreign full gear general organization police protest regional riot seattle starbucks stop trade trashed two wake washington world wto 165746
1999
Were about ready to play Meet Your Maker, but,

first, lets meet the recently deceased.
900
afterlife angel angels appear called cliche cliches compete death expressions game gates guests halo heaven heavenly hosted language meet pearly peter play show shows television three wings word words 165747
1999
Were still a damn good race when it comes to catching a cab.
901
around being cabs cats club clubs controversy ethnicity fat four get group groups meetings members mens minorities obstacles organizations over people problems race racism racist recent refers rich sitting stop taxis them unable urban 165748
1999
But were not homeless. Were on a camping trip.
902
bag bedraggled beggar beggars box bum bums camping city confronted cop corner environment general giuliani hobo hobos homeless homelessness landscape landscapes life mayor nature new outdoor outdoors people police poor poverty quality rudolph sleeping street tramp tramps two york 165749
1999
903
bells church dame fitness guys gym gyms health hunchback notre other pull quasimodo rings weightlifting weights while 165750
1999
Maybe you could make the hunter more likable.
904
acting art artist artwork cavemen critic critical criticism director general hunting likable like liked liking one other painted publishers scene two wall writers 165751
1999
Roz Chast (12/13/1999)
905
bitch cap caps child classroom cliche cliches corner dunce education expressions in just language play pupil says school schoolroom schools sits stool student students teach teacher teachers teaching wears word words world 165752
1999
Bad sex! Bad, bad, bad sex!
906
animals bedroom being best canines cliche cliches dog doggie dogs expressions female friend general language lover male man's pet pets play pooch puppies puppy scenes scolds sex talking word words 165753
1999
His life was hanging by a thread,

and then somebody fed him the bean burrito.
907
attempts bean bereaved burial burrito cause cemetery comfort cuisine death doctor doctors food funeral general grave graveyard hospital hospitals husbands low medical mourning plot room tomb tombstone waiting wake weeping woman 165754
1999
Its good for my image.
908
another behind cliche cliches dog dogs expressions general health highness image king language majesty master mediaeval medieval monarch monarchy one owner pet pets play pooper regal royal royalty ruler sanitation scooper sire trails walking word words 165755
1999
My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild.
Leo Cullum (12/13/1999)
909
babies brainchild businessmen career children cliche cliches executives expressions general ideas intelligence language office play regret smart two women word words 165756
1999
Were in H.M.O.sthe closest to legit weve been in years.
910
business crime criminal criminals crook doctors gang gangster gangsters general guys health insurance latest legal mafia mob mobster mobsters os restaurant rob robber robbery talk their thief thievery thieves ventures wise 165757
1999
911
askance baseball beer bring brother brother-in-law cans cap daughter daughters day downs drinking fitness general law looks man national office smokes t-shirt work workers 165758
1999
Is this it? Are we going to spend the rest of our lives flailing
around in the growing gap between rich and poor?
912
around back bottle class economics fights flailing glass holding man marital middle money people relationships rich sits stands table wife wine 165759
1999
Dont knock over the frozen embryos.
913
babies donors egg embryos food freezer frozen general husband husbands infertility not refrigerators reproductive rummages technology through warns wife 165760
1999
Now that Ive wiped him out, I kind of miss

the little peg-legged bastard.
914
ahab alongside captain characters dick fictional harpoons herman literature melville miss missing moby other reminiscing stuck swims whale whales 165761
1999
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
915
carols christmas claus frankenstein frankensteins general halloween hat holidays igor lyrics monster monsters presents santa season sing song wearing 165762
1999
Jack Medoff (12/13/1999)
916
box bureaucrat cathedral cliche cliches executives expressions inski language office outski play red regional russia russian square st vasily view word words 165763
1999
Peter C. Vey (12/20/1999)
917
alcohol alcoholic alcoholism approaches army beggars bell blood captionless christmas claus dont drink drinking drunk for general give have holding i inebriated intoxicated liquor man money please poor reads: reindeer ringing salvation santa santas sell sidewalk sign signs so street to wine winter 165764
1999
918
boss build businessmen captionless damn davis desk employee general images inertia just lazing mental momentum office offices pick starting thinking was workers yells 165765
1999
Get some of the firms other deadwood and form a carolling group.
Leo Cullum (12/20/1999)
919
board boss business businessmen carollers chairmen christmas claus collar corporate deadwood employee employer employment executives expendable general holidays members occupation office other presents profession professional santa season singing song songs tells white work 165766
1999
Sorry Im late. I had a bug.
920
arrives baby because bug cliche cliches computer computers day expressions father illness internet language late new play sick sickness time word words y2k year years 165767
1999
I always wondered who got my transplant.
921
cliche cliches cocktail events expressions female gatherings gender head heads introductions language leisure male man medical medicine meets men mingling parties party play sexes social socializing transplant woman women word words 165768
1999
And will you, Lee, take Mimi for

granted as long as you both shall live.
922
affection anglican bride catholic ceremonies ceremony christian churches cliche cliches domestic episcopal expressions groom language lawfully-wedded love marriage marry matrimony men minister ministers nuptial performs play propose protestant relations relationships religion romance taken wed wedding weddings wife women word words 165769
1999
I was once a very beautiful woman, but forty years of

reading the Times has taken its toll.
923
age bar bars baseball beautiful cap drinking elderly end general haggard heavily journalism life made-up man medial modern new newspapers other robert talking times weber women york 165770
1999
You people make me sick. Nonetheless, heres a little toe-tapper.
J.C. Duffy (12/20/1999)
924
cliche cliches concert disgusted duffy entertainment expressions instrument introduces language leisure man music musical musician musicians next number onstage performance performers piano pianos play sick singing song toe-tapper word words 165771
1999
Roz Chast (12/20/1999)
925
absence adult adults age all attending captionless childhood cold conjugal could daughter dinner doesnt duties ear elderly evening excuse excused feel fever full general her household hurting letters notes novel office parents parts party please practice psychology running she sincerely soccer sons tasks text their this title today tonight twenty-four-hour various virus well what workers working 165772
1999
Its so silly. Now I cant even remember why I killed him.
926
after carpet crime dark ethics fights friend general having humor husbands just kill legs life living man marital men modern murder phone police relationships remember room silly visible woman women 165773
1999
Only time will tell whether this

merger makes sense or not.
927
ancient business businessmen corporate driver executive greek history look makes men merge mergers row sense ship ships side slave slavery slaves suits 165774
1999
If were being honest, it was your decision to follow my

recommendations that cost you money.
Leo Cullum (12/20/1999)
928
banking brokers businessmen client decision defends ethics himself honest investments lawyer lawyers market money office recommendations stock stockbroker stocks 165775
1999
I got marriedI finally realized Im event-driven.
929
affection announces apartment bride businessmen ceremonies ceremony cliche cliches couple domestic event-driven expressions groom language life love man marriage marry matrimony modern nuptial play propose realize relations relationships romance sit terrace urban wed wedding weddings word words 165776
1999
Oh, look, dearcrimes back!
930
armed back being break-in city crime criminal criminals crook ethics general gun gunpoint hold holdups husband mug mugged mugger mugging new rob robber robbery shops street thief thieves up urban while window woman york 165777
1999
We found the spare key under the welcome mat.
931
angry castle class enter horde key keys king mat medieval monarchy peasants poor rich room royalty sitting throne times warefare welcome where 165778
1999
All this talk of Viagra and penile implants reminds

me of a charming story about my own penis.
932
age couples dining dinner friends health house life medical medicine men middle modern parties penile restaurant sex stories story technology two 165779
1999
Do your owners treat you well? Mine are very kind.
933
building business capitol coming down ethics general kind life lobbies lobbyists politicians modern owners political politicians politics steps two washington 165780
1999
But why cant we question authority together?
934
asks authority beatniks bond bonding catch cliches families father fathers hippies life messy modern phrases question relationship relationships room slogans son sons teen-agers teenage together 165781
1999
You tell me if the roast beef is fresh.
935
bleeding butcher butchers children cliche cliches coat cows cows demonstrate expressions food fresh fur general head holds how language meat mothers play shopping son stores woman word words 165782
1999
Your Honor, has anyone ever told you what

a wry, sensuous mouth you have?
936
comment counsel lawyer courtroom flirtations homosexuals judges judges lawyers love makes male mouths pickups provocative scenes sensuous sex sexually shape wry 165783
1999
Do you have any idea who it is youre talking to?
Peter C. Vey (12/20/1999)
937
bathrooms businessmen cellular ego idea life man men mens modern phone room stands talk talking technology telephones third urinal 165784
1999
938
arthur behind big businessmen captionless christmas desk during ego ethics executives face fortunate general hands head holiday holidays jeffries less little man money mr people poor rich season smile takes think thinking thinks those time 165785
1999
I come from the future.
939
age aged balding belly businessmen but clothes encounters fiction future general look-alikes man men middle pot same science self time travel wearing 165786
1999
940
bags below christmas consumerism days descends down incline life malls marked modern reading roberts shopping signs ski skiing skis stores victoria woman women 165787
1999
What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?
941
arms artists bottle bunnies childishness cigarettes computer computers crossed girlfriend husbands inner male near standing wine writer writers 165789
1999
942
bed bedroom bill books choice choices clinton control copy foolish gail general hand hillary hillarys household husband husbands marriage men out passed pres reads relationships remote scenes sheehy sleeping smart washington woman women 165790
1999
Peter C. Vey (12/27/1999)
943
christmas cooler coolers general holidays jug management melted new office play reading seasons sign snow snowman snowmen something two water which winter word workers 165791
1999
944
authors bestseller book books bookstore bookstores bookworms box cash consumerism labelled language literature manuscript next play publishing puns reading register shopping stores word worms writers writing 165792
1999
If you would, Peter, please stand and point to

the person you know as Mr. McGregor.
945
animals attorney beatrix books box children courtroom courtrooms defendants judges lawyers legal potter prosecuting rabbit rabbits scenes stories telling victims witness 165793
1999
Oh no, not homework again.
946
animals basset bowls children complain dogs education food general homework hounds restaurants schools talking their two 165794
1999
Michael Shaw (12/27/1999)
947
authors bestseller block book books cell chicken cliche cliches criminally expressions insane language legs life literature manuscript modern play prisoner prisoners prisons publishing reads self-help shackles soup trends word words writers writing 165795
1999
Something this big.
948
big food general gluttony how huge man mouth much open restaurants service tells waiter waiters wants 165796
1999
Youve been charged with driving under the influence of testosterone.
949
alcohol automobiles cars charges cliche cliches courtroom defendants drinking dwi expressions female gender -general judge judges language male males man masculinity men play police rage road sexes steroids testosterone -traffic unshaven violations word words 165797
1999
What do you think sitting around being bored out of your

mind will be like in the new millennium?
950
bored boredom fights general husband living marital marriage men millennium relationships room sit sitting their wife women y2k years 165798
1999
Tom Hachtman (12/27/1999)
951
authors bestseller book books celebrities general health hernia huge injured injury king kings lining literature manuscript muscle new publishing pull stephen stomach tear trends writers writing 165799
1999
952
comedians cuisine diners diving entertainment general goggles kastle king krab lobsters look low men mike night open open-tank restaurants sals -seafood skin snorkels submerged tanks wearing 165800
1999
Hi. Im Wendell, Jr. Im six and Im fully invested.
953
another boy boys brokers businessman children class cliche cliches club clubs expressions father general introduced introductions investments language market mens money opulence people play rich small sons stock upper wealth wealthy word words 165801
1999
Havent you got anything a little more, like, ironic?
954
anything boy children clerk fashion ironic irony mother shoe shoes shopping teen-agers trends 165802
1999
Roz Chast (12/27/1999)
955
advertising also artists author book books bother bought captured cover did dont either forgotten general hard ignored lousy marketing naturally one out print publishers sell the their this times titles unadvertised whose why writers 165803
1999
Id better bring in my plants.
956
barbarians beard bed blazing century deep dog doorway falling fire fireplace gardening huge hurricane lamp man nature outside plants russia russian scene seasons snow snuggled stands storms weather winter woman 165804
1999
957
bible books bookstore bookstores commandments edition first holds man stone tablets ten 165805
1999
Trophy husbands.
958
animals general greed heads hunting husband husbands living marriage men mens mounted people relationships rich room stuffed three trophies trophys wall womans women 165806
1999
Ive cleaned out the garagenow may I file for divorce?
959
asks chores clean cleaning divorce fights finished garage general hes household husbands just man marital marriage men relationships since wife women 165807
1999
They never should have allowed us to be free-range.
960
agriculture animals antarctica arctic background bemoan birds chickens cliche cliches expressions farming free free-range ice language marketing penguins play pole range sheet south stand status talking their two word words 165808
1999
961
angel angels battle beelzebub body devil devils evil good legends man myths play religion small steig title tug war william wst 165809
1999
Shes registered at Salomon Smith Barney.
962
bear bonds bride brokerage brokers bull ceremonies ceremony diamond dollar domestic economy engaged engagement finance firm friends general groom investments leisure market marriage marry matrimony money nuptial nyse parties party propose registered ring stock stocks street tells wall wed wedding weddings woman 165810
1999
Try falling down and scraping your knee.

Then you can talk to me about pain.
963
children general girls knee little living pain room talk talking two 165811
1999
I think what I miss most is robbing people.
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